Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Disgusting~ What are you talking about?"

Zeng Xiaoxian squinted his eyes and pointed at the orchid: "The Lun family is just out of curiosity."

Youyou nodded in agreement and said, "Well, I still believe in Teacher Zeng on this point."

She stood up and raised Zeng Xiaoxian's orchid finger higher: "Look at Teacher Zeng's effeminate look, no matter how you look at it, you are ready to marry those female technicians."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone laughed heartily.

They still know what kind of character Zeng Xiaoxian is. He is a typical thief with heart but no courage.

No matter how powerful Teacher Zeng was, if he went to some unofficial sauna or KTV, he would definitely turn around and run away due to his mysophobia.

Meijia stood up and looked at Senior Brother carefully: "Senior Brother, you really look like a handsome guy at first glance."

The senior brother raised his eyebrows when he heard this: "It seems like..."

"..."

"...Handsome guy?"

"Bah, bah, bah!" Meijia quickly changed her words, "Eldest brother, you are a handsome guy!"

"Hmm~~~"

Du Jun nodded with satisfaction.

"It's just that the smell of this essential oil is a bit overwhelming."

Meijia pinched her nose and said doubtfully: "I can understand you buying clothes and styling, but there is no need to go to a spa or a sauna for special blind date training, right?"

"Superficial, quite superficial."

Ziqiao raised his head, looking like everyone else was drunk and I was alone: ​​"Doing spa treatments and saunas are not mainly for physical maintenance, but for spiritual changes."

He held his senior brother's shoulders and showed everyone the results of his spiritual transformation throughout the day.

"Look, what did Senior Brother look like yesterday?

"Sluggish, boring, and frantically rushing to work on a part-time job, feeling tired and confused like the class."

Zi Qiao snapped his fingers: "But look at how Senior Brother looks now. He is relaxed, confident, calm, low-key and luxurious. He is simply the best among men!

“This is the difference between a dull, honest man who just wants to find a wife for himself and a stepmother for his children, and a young, promising and handsome cartoonist with a successful career.

"And my first step in the mind transformation plan is to let Senior Brother relax his mind and understand his own personality."

The eldest brother's face turned red when he heard this. He straightened his back silently and forced himself to look like a top-notch man.

Meijia smiled disdainfully, lowered her head and took a few glances at the large and small bags that Qiao Ti came in.

Good guy, the outfits here give Meijia the feeling that even though she doesn’t know the brand, she looks very expensive at first glance.

"Lu Ziqiao, who paid for your order?"

"Well……"

Zi Qiao laughed heartily: "Isn't it difficult to accept the kindness of Senior Brother? I can only accept it reluctantly."

The senior brother nodded: "That's right."

Although Zi Qiao said a year ago that he could help voluntarily this time, it was impossible for Du Jun to say nothing.

Free things in this world are the most expensive. If you can use money to repay a debt of gratitude, it is a very cost-effective business.

And for him, as long as the stepmother's matter is resolved, even morality and etiquette are nothing, let alone such a small amount of money.

"Eldest brother, you are so generous."

Meijia snorted unhappily.

It was even more uncomfortable for her to see Lu Ziqiao take advantage than to suffer the loss herself.

Zi Qiao knew what Mei Jia was thinking when he saw the unhappy look on her face, so Zi Qiao, who had already taken advantage today, became even happier now.

It feels better to see Meijia in pain than to take advantage of it!

He smiled proudly, then carried his large and small bags into the bedroom.

After Zi Qiao came out, he deliberately locked his bedroom door.

"Guangu, senior brother, put your things away, we are going to the next place."

Zi Qiao walked forward and patted Guan Gu and his senior brother on the shoulders seriously.

"Du Jun, Guangu is magical..."

"What?" Guangu looked confused.

"Be serious!"

Zi Qiao rolled his eyes at Guan Gu, and said in a deep voice: "Du Jun, Guan Gu is magical, and out of your sincere hearts, I will teach you the secrets of Lu's Spring and Autumn Period today!"

Guangu felt confused when he heard this. He pointed at himself with a blank expression: "Me? A sincere heart?"

What does this have to do with you?

I have never thought about finding a stepmother for my child.

Pooh,! I am a young and beautiful boy, where did the child come from!

"Stop talking nonsense." Zi Qiao snorted, "Teaching one is teaching, and teaching two is teaching. I will always be worthy of Senior Brother's expense today."

[In the inner world, Zi Qiao listened to the chatter on the other end of the phone with a helpless face. 】

[When the woman's voice on the other end of the phone stopped, he agreed in an extremely flattering manner. 】

【Okay, no problem...】

[My dearest and most beloved, the great fairy of the Tang Dynasty who conquers the country and the city, sinks the fish and falls into the wild geese, shys the flowers after closing the moon, and is forever eighteen. Just rest assured, I will help my aunt introduce a partner. 】

[Don’t worry, they are definitely not my group of foxy friends. 】

[This is my dear aunt. I will definitely match her up with a good man who is quite reliable in all aspects. 】

[…If you’re not the good man from “Your Moon, My Heart”, why are you listening to the radio program? 】

[Oh, I have insomnia, you can really listen to this program more. 】

[Yes, yes, I know she is not young (actually, she is not old at all). 】

[Tell grandma and grandpa not to worry. If my aunt has a dream, let her work hard for a few more years. Don't always think about asking her to go back and get married and become a full-time housewife. 】

[If my aunt becomes a big star, then wouldn’t the two elders also have face? 】

[I definitely have to help her find a boyfriend who is willing to support her acting career. It is not easy for a person to have a lifelong dream for which she can work hard, okay? 】

[In our small county town, there are a few men who are eager to get married on blind dates and are willing to let her pursue her dreams. 】

[Okay, I will definitely create some clues for my little aunt before the Chinese New Year, so that my grandma and grandpa will not force her to go on a blind date when I go back to the Chinese New Year. 】

[Okay, I love you mom. 】

Faced with Ziqiao's sudden move to teach Lu Shi Chunqiu, Guangu didn't react much, but the senior brother's legs went weak and he slumped down on the sofa.

The shocked elder brother even became fluent in speaking: "Lu's Spring and Autumn? Are you talking about Lu's Spring and Autumn? The supreme guide to picking up girls in the world!"

Seeing this, Youyou looked at Senior Brother in surprise: "So Senior Brother, you can speak well."

At this time, Zi Qiao had already put his hands behind his back, assuming a mysterious and masterful posture.

"That's right, it's Lu's Spring and Autumn Period."

He sat on the sofa with great enthusiasm: "Although our time is limited, you two will never be able to learn the entire Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals no matter what.

"But as long as you can understand the secrets of Lu's Spring and Autumn in these seven days, even just a little bit of it will be enough for you to be unfavorable in love."

The senior brother clasped his hands and thanked: "A great favor..."

"..."

"...Don't say thank you!"

Zi Qiao said with a smile: "Elder brother, you are too polite."

"Zi Qiao, Zi Qiao."

Xiaoxian came forward diligently, looking like a dog-legger.

He rubbed his hands excitedly and said cautiously: "Ziqiao, with the strong relationship between the two of us, it's not too much for me to stand by and observe while you are teaching them, right?"

[Inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian said righteously. 】

[Don’t get me wrong, I want to observe Lu’s Spring and Autumn Period, not just to learn this thing and pick up girls. 】

【I just, I just...】

[I just want to remind the female listeners of my radio station how to be wary of scumbag men by understanding their methods of picking up girls. 】

[As soon as Xiaoxian finished speaking, a fat pigeon flew out of nowhere and landed on his head, pecking at Xiaoxian fiercely. 】

【ah! ! ! 】

[Xiao Xian waved his hands randomly above his head, trying to drive away the troublesome pigeon. 】

[As a result, this pigeon looked fat, but flew extremely agilely. It not only avoided Zeng Xiaoxian's drive, but also took advantage of Xiaoxian's swing to peck him a few more times. 】

[Nanfeng walked over with his arms crossed, he pointed at Xiaoxian who was pecked by a fat pigeon and said in a deep voice. 】

[As we all know, the inner world of our love apartment always tells the truth. 】

[And this is the price of dishonesty! 】

"Teacher Zeng, your so-called observation is generally called stealing from teachers in the world."

Zi pretended to give a long sigh and said: "You also know how terrible it would be if love weapons like Lu's Chunqiu were to spread. If I hadn't found a stepmother for my senior brother's son, there would be no way I would have spread the news.

"Your request to watch now is really embarrassing for me."

"Don't be embarrassed, don't be embarrassed."

Zeng Xiaoxian held out three fingers: "In this case, I will take care of your breakfast for three days, okay?"

Zi Qiao still sighed with embarrassment: "Alas..."

"Then...five days?"

The embarrassment on his face softened slightly: "Oh."

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a dark face: "...seven days?"

Zi Qiao finally laughed out loud: "Well..."

"It's only seven days, I can't pull it down!"

"It's done!"

Zi Qiao smiled and made an OK gesture.

Zeng Xiaoxian's face was full of displeasure.

Nan Feng saw the behavior of these two idiots in his eyes. He thought for a moment and laughed: "Teacher Zeng, you exchanged breakfast for seven days for the right to watch the Lu Family Spring and Autumn?"

"Broken~ Lu's Spring and Autumn Period?" Zi Qiao, as a love prodigal, was very dissatisfied when he heard this.

This is the supreme pick-up guide in the world of picking up girls, and it is the result of many years of picking up girls.

How come it's no different from rags when it comes to your Nanfeng's mouth?

"That's what it is."

Nanfeng sneered: "What's the point of saying, 'Even if you only understand a little bit, you will be successful in love.' When you hear such an exaggeration, you will know that you are bragging."

"Are you challenging me?" Ziqiao's eyes narrowed slightly under his sunglasses, like a wild beast locking its prey.

"ah?"

"Very well, I accept your challenge!"

Before Nan Feng could say anything, Zi Qiao had already said to himself: "You just come and watch, we will make a gentleman's agreement. After seven days, if you are convinced of my Lu's Spring and Autumn, you will do it in front of everyone." Sing me a song to conquer.”

"Then what if I don't accept it?"

"Then I'll sing you a song, Father!"

"childish!"

Nanfeng laughed disdainfully, stretched out his palm and said, "A gentleman's words."

"It's hard to chase a horse!"

Ziqiao and Nanfeng high-fived.

Upon seeing this, Nanfeng raised his eyebrows at Xiaoxian proudly.

[Teacher Zeng, before you study Lu’s Spring and Autumn Period, I will teach you a lesson first. 】

[When you show a servile look, you have already entered the end of being at the mercy of others. ]

[Learn well! ]

Zeng Xiaoxian’s smile froze.

Here it comes.