Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Zeng Xiaoxian originally thought that exchanging seven days of breakfast for Lu's Spring and Autumn, the supreme guide in the world of picking up girls, would be a deal that couldn't be more cost-effective.

But when he saw that Nanfeng had just used a simple provoking method, and successfully got the opportunity to observe and learn Lu's Spring and Autumn Period like himself... Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly felt that he was really a big grievance.

Where's the promised love nuclear weapon?

What is the promise that it will never be spread easily?

Why do I feel that something as impressive as "Lu's Spring and Autumn" suddenly turned into "The Palm of the Tathagata" that cost a dime a copy when I was a kid.

Lu Ziqiao, Lu Ziqiao, why did you fall for such a simple provocation?

Xiaoxian sighed and could only say that the men in their apartment were more aggressive than the last.

Especially Zi Qiao, in some strange ways he has almost the same perverted competitiveness as Yifei.

The aspect of picking up girls is obviously his key minefield.

If you say Lu Ziqiao is despicable and a dirty bastard, he will only smile slightly and even be proud of it.

But if you say that he can't pick up girls, Zi Qiao will really get angry with you.

In fact, it was not that Zi Qiao didn't know that Nan Feng was using provocation.

However, this kind of provocation method means that you know that he is provoking you, but you just can't swallow it yourself.

How dare you, a guy with virgin in your name, point your finger at my Lu family’s Spring and Autumn?

Just wait, this song is sure to conquer you!

Zi Qiao took off his sunglasses and pointed in the direction of the 3602 gate: "Let's go, without further ado, let's set off now."

"Wait, let me put the elbow in place first."

Meijia quickly picked up the elbow and put it into the dog cage.

Zi Qiao asked curiously: "Why did you put the elbow in a cage?"

Meijia explained: "We are all out, we can't let Sauce elbow wander around on the sixth floor by himself, right?"

Ziqiao pointed at himself, then at Meijia and Youyou.

"us?"

"Yes, Youyou and I are going too."

Meijia put the sauce elbow in the cage, held Yuyou's arm and said. "

Youyou also nodded excitedly, her gossip soul burning brightly: "Yes, how could we miss such an interesting thing."

Although Zi Qiao is her nephew, she has never seen this so-called Spring and Autumn Period of the Lu family.

After all, no matter how bad Zi Qiao is, she can't be as bad as her little aunt.

"Da baa da! (No!)"

Zi Qiao decisively made a cross on her chest: "I'm sorry, Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals are passed on to men but not to women. This is my bottom line.

"So today is a boys' show only, there will be no scenes for you girls."

Youyou said without hesitation: "I can dress up as a man, I'm a professional."

Youyou said as she put one hand around Meijia's slender waist and the other hand gently caressed her slender white neck.

"Hi, beauty, can you play the guitar?"

Youyou asked in a rough voice.

Meijia replied delicately: "No."

"This is strange." Youyou showed an affectionate look, "If you can't play the guitar, then how did you touch my heartstrings?"

"Forehead……"

The five boys present looked at each other.

I'm afraid even Zhan Bo can't say such embarrassing earthy love words.

Youyou also saw the helplessness of the five people. She let go of Mika's hand and pouted: "Oh, it's okay as long as you get the idea."

She grabbed Zi Qiao's arm and begged with all her strength: "Ziqiao, my eldest nephew, oh my, I really want to go."

"No way! No way!"

Zi Qiao broke away from Kai Youyou's pull without any hesitation.

Just kidding, he was teaching techniques for picking up girls. How could these techniques be heard by girls?

Have you ever seen someone mixing rat poison in front of rats?

"Zi Qiao~"

"Little aunt~"

Zi Qiao earnestly advised: "Auntie, listen to me... there is a director!"

"Director? Where is he?"

Youyou looked around anxiously, and when she looked back again, the five boys in front of her had disappeared.

"Damn, he slipped away so fast!"

She subconsciously turned her head and looked in the direction of Meijia: "Mijia, why didn't you stop them?

"Hey...where are you, Meijia?"

When Youyou saw that the place where Meijia had been standing was empty, she immediately stamped her feet angrily.

"Mika even left me and ran away from you!"

"Yuyou, I'm here." Meijia's voice came from below.

Youyou looked down following the sound and saw Meijia squatting on the ground happily picking up lollipops all over the floor.

Meijia put the lollipops into her pocket and explained: "I originally wanted to stop them, but Nanfeng was so mean. He actually conjured up a bunch of lollipops and threw them on the ground."

She looked up at Youyou, with an awkward smile on her face: "The lollipops Nanfeng bought are all high-end goods, I couldn't restrain myself for a moment..."

"All right."

Youyou could only sigh helplessly.

Meijia picked up all the lollipops on the ground and put them in her pocket before standing up and asking: "Well, Yoyo. Do we still want to go find them?"

"Do you want to go?"

"Of course I want to go!"

Meijia gritted her teeth and said, "I really want to see what this "Lu Spring and Autumn" is that has harmed so many girls!"

"Well……"

Youyou wanted to explain that it was Ziqiao who was causing trouble for girls, not the book of secrets for picking up girls that he had summarized, but she finally just said: "If you want to go, then let's go!

"But we have to do a little disguise first..."

...

At the Sunny Bar, Nanfeng and his five companions trotted all the way here.

Ziqiao asked breathlessly: "They, they shouldn't have caught up, right?"

Nanfeng shook his head without blushing or panting: "Not yet, but it's hard to say later."

Based on Nanfeng's understanding of Meijia and Youyou, they would definitely not give up so easily.

And if it was a tutorial on picking up girls, as long as the IQ of the two people was not zero, they would definitely come to the bar to see if their group was here.

Ziqiao waved his hand: "It's okay, wait until they catch up."

Guan Gu, who was breathing rapidly, gently pushed Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just run in and fell directly on the sofa in the bar, tired like a dead dog.

He asked with concern: "Teacher Zeng, are you okay? "

Normally speaking, a normal person wouldn't be too tired from just a few steps from the apartment to the bar. Even Ziqiao, who had been exhausted by alcohol and sex for many years, was just out of breath.

But the person who was lying on the sofa now, as tired as if he had just finished a marathon, was Zeng Xiaoxian, which was quite reasonable.

Zeng Xiaoxian, with a pale face, was panting heavily and didn't want to say a word of extra nonsense.

He just waved his hands with effort, and then waved his hands again, and then lay motionless on the sofa, like a sea fish stranded on the shore and could only breathe hard.

The eldest brother, who had a good physical fitness, saw that Xiaoxian was so tired after just running a few steps. Somehow, he suddenly raised his mouth slightly.

"Very good..."

Guan Gu didn't understand what the eldest brother meant: "What do you mean by good, eldest brother?"

"He was like this when he climbed the mountain last time..."

"..."

"...Useless material."

The eldest brother smiled faintly: "Half a year has passed, and you..."

"..."

"...You haven't changed much, it's still so lively..."

"..."

"...That's good. "

Several people were startled when they heard this. They remembered that it was half a year ago that they had gone on a brave adventure.

Time flies so fast, but they can still get together like this.

Great.

After everyone ordered some drinks, they sat on the sofa to rest and chat for a while.

It was not until Xiaoxian recovered some of his strength and could barely sit up that Ziqiao began to teach him Lü's Spring and Autumn Annals.

He put down his wine glass and looked at Guan Gu and the eldest brother.

The eldest brother had straightened up and was concentrating. He even took out his mobile phone and was ready to record at any time.

Guan Gu was still a little confused at this moment. He still didn't understand why Ziqiao wanted to teach him as well.

It can't be because he saw that he and Youyou were getting close recently, so he was going to teach him a few tricks and let him go out to pick up girls and not harm his aunt?

If that was the case, how should he deal with Ziqiao, this troublesome nephew?

"Guan Gu? What are you thinking? "

Zi Qiao looked at Guan Gu with dissatisfaction: "How dare you be distracted in such an important class?"

If he was not afraid that Youyou would be forced by his grandparents to go on blind dates again and again during the New Year, he would not want to teach Guan Gu his Lüshi Chunqiu.

[Guan Gu, the magical classmate, please work harder!]

"Sorry."

Guan Gu, who was distracted, looked serious and soon became serious.

"Very good."

Zi Qiao saw that Guan Gu and the senior brother looked serious, and even Nanfeng and Xiaoxian, who were listening, became a little serious. He nodded with satisfaction.

"First of all, you have to understand one thing. Picking up girls is not a simple date, dinner and movie.

"For me, picking up girls is a war, a war that is destined to have only one winner.

"So in order to win the war, we must do everything we can, because only the winner can enjoy everything! "

Nanfeng and the others frowned slightly when they heard this. Ziqiao's opening was indeed a bit too exciting for people like them who generally have a high moral standard.

However, no one expected that the Lüshi Chunqiu summarized by this playboy would be a love book full of truth, goodness, beauty and positive energy.

It's nothing more than seeking common ground while reserving differences, taking the essence and discarding the dross.

Ziqiao saw that although everyone could not accept his point of view, they were still patiently waiting for him to continue speaking. He just felt that these guys were really teachable.

He went on to say: "As the saying goes, knowing yourself and the enemy, you can fight a hundred battles without danger. Modern wars are fought in information wars, and the war of picking up girls is the same.

"As long as we have an information gap that is far higher than the other party's imagination, we can control this war from a higher-dimensional perspective.

"So how to get the most information from the other party in the shortest time is the beginning and the most important step in picking up girls.

"This is the first move of Lüshi Chunqiu, and it is also the basis of all subsequent skills.

"I named it: a glimpse. "

"A glimpse... a glimpse? ”

Here it comes