Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"very good."

Zi Qiao nodded and said: "Since you have learned the Jinghong Glimpse, I will teach you something else."

"Qiaodou sack!" Guan Gu quickly interrupted Zi Qiao.

Seeing Zi Qiao's confident look, Guan Gu even began to wonder if he had lost a memory. He asked doubtfully: "What have we learned?"

"No way, man!"

Zi Qiao was shocked: "The four of you either have a bachelor's degree or a master's degree. Your academic qualifications and schools are all very good, but you can't even learn such a simple operation?"

“Is this a question of can we learn?”

Guangu's head was full of black lines: "You just demonstrated it to us once, and then directly said the answer without raising your head. The process and principles in the middle were not explained clearly to us.

He scratched his head in confusion and said, "Anyway, I still don't know how you figured out that the beautiful woman in red is an elementary school Chinese teacher who lives in our apartment."

"That's right." Xiaoxian also helped, "Besides, her face didn't say whether she was in love or not. How on earth did you know that she was waiting for the boyfriend she was passionately in love with?"

In fact, none of the people present were stupid, especially after Zi Qiao demonstrated it in person, everyone could understand it.

This so-called glimpse is nothing more than Ziqiao's extraordinary eyesight that he has developed over many years of picking up girls.

But whether you understand it or not, whether you can do it or not is another matter.

Just like Nanfeng can judge whether a girl is genuine by listening to her heartbeat. They all understand the principle, but few people except Nanfeng can do this.

What's more, Zi Qiao hasn't even done the most basic analysis and explanation, how can they learn it.

"Shh!"

Zi Qiao tenderly put a finger on Xiaoxian's lips: "Auditors are not qualified to ask questions, unless...you have to add money first."

Xiaoxian heard this and kicked Zi Qiao: "Fuck you!"

Zi Qiao turned sideways and lay down on the sofa to avoid Xiao Xian's flying kick.

"Okay, okay, let me answer your questions for free this time."

He sat upright again and explained: "Actually, the principle of a glimpse is very simple. It is nothing more than eight characters: observation, memory, analysis and thinking."

“Like the most basic things like height, body measurements, weight, the beauty in front of you is whether she is naturally beautiful, or she is actually a makeup expert, or it is simply technology that creates beauty.

"Is her figure really convex and muscular, or does it collapse as soon as she is pushed into it with cushions, or is it just flat on the ground and covered with silicone...

"These judgments on appearance are simply based on the accumulation of eyesight and experience. No matter how talented a person is, if he wants to reach my level, he still needs a lot of practice."

Guangu raised his eyebrows and asked in shock: "Practical operation?!!"

"Practice~"

Facing the formal students, Zi Qiao seemed very patient. He twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Practical operation, drill is the second sound, it is the operation, not the fourth sound from your mouth!"

Sekiya nodded sheepishly, and he explained why the accumulation of eyesight and experience requires a lot of practice.

If there is a problem with the actual operation at the beginning when the vision and experience are not enough, then something big will happen.

For example, it was only at the last step of the actual operation that I discovered that the other party was Xiaowan...

Guangu, who was almost harmed by his boyfriend for the rest of his life, trembled in fear.

Ziqiao, who was interrupted by Guangu, sighed, and continued: "What I just said is only about observation and memory, but if you want to dig out more information, you must analyze and think. .

"For example, the girl in red clothes just now, did you notice what she was doing just now?"

The four of them shook their heads. Why were they paying attention to a strange beauty when they had nothing to do?

Not everyone is like Zi Qiao, who habitually regards all the beauties they have just met in front of them as their pending hunting targets.

No, it’s not just beautiful women.

This crazy guy seems not to let go of the fat girls in the gym. It is said that he even formulated a so-called angel investor plan specifically for these fat girls.

I don’t know if this is true or not.

Zi Qiao sighed repeatedly: "This is why the four of you are single, you all lack subjective initiative.

"Pick up girls, pick up girls, you need to take the initiative to discover and pursue girls.

"If you don't pick up girls, how can you expect girls to take the initiative to pick up girls?"

Nanfeng opened his eyes wide: "Aren't you like this?"

Zi Qiao: (⊙﹏⊙).

"...As if I didn't say anything."

Xiaoxian pulled Zi Qiao's arm: "Ziqiao, please don't worry about that Versailles star, and continue talking.

"What was the beautiful woman in red doing just now?"

"Didn't you all see that she was playing with her mobile phone with her head down?

"The beauty is browsing the iPartment website. There is also a gold certificate of tenant authentication account on the webpage. If she doesn't live in the iPartment, can she still live in the Aisen Apartment opposite?"

Zi Qiao explained slowly: "A few minutes ago the bartender asked her if she wanted to order a drink, but she refused.

"The tone of his voice and the smile on his face make it sound like he has become accustomed to coaxing children, and it is definitely not just coaxing one child for a long time, but a group of children for a long time.

“So she’s either a kindergarten teacher or an elementary school teacher.

"By the way, she also corrected the bartender's Chinese pronunciation. I think it is very likely that she is a primary school Chinese teacher.

"She didn't drink, and she was playing with her phone the whole time, but she looked up at the door of the bar from time to time, and it was obvious that she was waiting for someone.

"If she was waiting for her best friend, she wouldn't be looking at the door of the bar with both expectation and nervousness, not to mention the little movements of her hands. It was obvious that she was waiting for her boyfriend.

"As for why it is passionate love..."

Zi Qiao chuckled: "Once the passionate love period is over, which man dares to let his girlfriend wait?"

Everyone looked at Zi Qiao with strange eyes.

"What you just said...really what you saw at a glance?"

Nan Feng complained: "It is clear that you have been paying attention to the beauty since we arrived at the bar."

"That's right. "

Zi Qiao admitted it openly.

Not only did he admit it openly, but he also said confidently: "I never said that a glimpse is an active skill. It should be a passive skill. Only in this way can you ensure that you will not miss any details when picking up girls."

"Hiss..."

Zeng Xiaoxian took a breath of cold air, and he laughed: "Now I know what it means to be separated by mountains. Your job is hard enough.

"If you are like this, except for sleeping, you spend more than ten hours observing, memorizing, analyzing and thinking about these things all day long, then your CPU must be smoking."

"It's not as exaggerated as you say."

Zi Qiao shrugged: "This thing is just like brushing questions. As long as you experience enough and get used to it, you can see the answer to many things at a glance."

He smiled complacently: "You don't always ask me why I can always find so many big-breasted and brainless beauties in the vast crowd. Now I tell you the answer."

The eldest brother asked again: "The work situation of the beauty in the floral dress... ”

“…”

“…How did you figure it out?”

Zi Qiao said, “That beauty’s appearance is simpler. The dark circles under her eyes are almost invisible even with makeup. She had to touch up her makeup several times in just a few minutes.”

He secretly pointed at the beauty’s phone case and the doll ornaments on her bag: “These phone cases and dolls are all commemorative gifts redeemed by airlines with flight miles. If you are interested, you can try to take a photo and scan the picture to see how many miles you need to fly to redeem them.”

“When she was putting on makeup just now, I noticed that there were disposable compressed towels, folded water cups and eye masks in her bag.

“So you understand, right?”

“I understand.”

The four nodded thoughtfully.

Nanfeng looked at Ziqiao hesitantly: "I always feel that your inference is a bit too arbitrary and taken for granted. Ziqiao, can you guarantee that your inference is correct?"

"Why should I guarantee this?"

Ziqiao felt that Nanfeng was a bit puzzled: "Did you miss the point? The purpose of all my inferences is just to pick up girls, not to be a detective."

He shrugged and said: "If it's wrong, it's wrong. A small misjudgment will not affect my picking up girls. Even if there is a big mistake... there is not only one girl in the world."

Ziqiao looked at everyone seriously, and he suddenly asked a question.

"What do you think is the most important thing about this glimpse?"

The eldest brother thought for a while and answered: "Sharp... eyesight?"

Guan Gu analyzed: "Accumulation of experience and a lot of practical operation?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said firmly: "It must be a smart brain, otherwise how could it be possible to remember so many fragmented details and analyze so many things."

Nanfeng was silent, just watching Ziqiao's performance quietly.

Zhang Wei's voice seemed to echo in his mind.

【Watch out, Ziqiao is about to start pretending. 】

"Wrong, all wrong."

Zi Qiao looked at the senior brother, Guan Gu and Xiao Xian: "A sharp eye, accumulation of experience and a lot of practical operation, or a smart brain, are these things you can do within seven days?"

The three shook their heads.

"Since you can't do it, why should I teach you this trick of a glimpse?"

Zi Qiao's mouth curled up slightly, and he said his set of weird but very inflammatory chicken soup for the soul indifferently.

"The reason why a glimpse can become the core and the most important move in Lv's Spring and Autumn is because its core is two words.

"Thinking."

"I said that picking up girls is a war.

"It doesn't matter how much you can see through a glimpse, how much you remember, and what conclusions you can get after analysis and thinking are even less important.

"In this battlefield of love, the most important thing is to always maintain the ability to think independently."

Zi Qiao smiled faintly.

"Lv's Spring and Autumn says: I think, therefore I am."

Here it comes.

The basic theoretical preparation is completed, and the follow-up should let them let themselves go