Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

After Zi Qiao explained the principle and operation of Glimpse, senior brother, Guan Gu and Xiao Xian began to observe, remember, analyze and think about the beauties in the bar according to Teacher Lu's requirements.

As for Nan Feng, most of his brain cells have been used to deal with his abnormal hearing, and he really can't spare any extra brain power to run a bug-level software like Jinghong Glimpse that eats up memory and CPU speed.

Besides, with his goldfish-like memory, his own storage space is definitely not enough.

Zi Qiao didn't say much about Nanfeng's behavior of giving up without even trying.

Anyway, the purpose of letting Nan Feng come to listen was just to make him sing "Conquer" to him with conviction. As for how much this guy could learn, Zi Qiao didn't care.

and……

A man like this who never lacks girls chasing after him still needs to learn a lot!

[Ziqiao: I’m not bitter at all, not at all! ! ! 】

Among the three people left to try to catch a glimpse, the one who suffered the most was undoubtedly Zeng Xiaoxian.

Although he has the highest academic qualifications among everyone present, having the highest academic qualifications does not necessarily mean that he has the strongest learning ability in all aspects.

Especially Xiaoxian's current brain is a single-threaded CPU. It is simply impossible for him to process so much information at the same time.

At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian was staring closely at a beautiful woman not far away, and kept mumbling something.

"She was wearing a white retro dress, carrying the latest LV bag, and a lace straw hat with ribbons..."

After Xiaoxian recited it several times, he closed his eyes and began to recite: "She was wearing a lace dress, the latest white straw hat, and a vintage LV bag."

Nan Feng complained: "Teacher Zeng, what kind of stuff are you memorizing?"

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue..." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed repeatedly.

He opened his eyes again and glanced at the beautiful woman not far away, and then continued to memorize with his eyes closed: "She is wearing white retro... What is white retro?"

Nanfeng reminded: "White retro little dress."

"oh……"

Zeng Xiaoxian continued: "She is wearing a white...what kind of white dress?"

"White vintage mini dress."

"She is wearing a vintage dress...what color is the dress?"

"White retro little dress." came a slightly cold female voice.

Zeng Xiaoxian closed his eyes tightly and said happily: "Yes, yes, it's a white retro dress!"

"Haha, does the skirt look good?" the cold female voice asked next.

"good……"

Xiaoxian, who realized something was wrong, opened his eyes and saw the beauty wearing a white retro dress, carrying the latest LV bag, and a lace straw hat looking at him coldly.

He was stunned for a few seconds, and then quickly turned around to ask Nanfeng, Ziqiao and the others for help.

As a result, Xiaoxian was surprised to find that the four of them from Nanfeng had run to the bar and were drinking among themselves.

[Teacher Zeng, just wish yourself well! 】

The four people from Nanfeng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with sympathy and pity.

【you……】

Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and stared at the four of them.

[A bunch of heartless guys! 】

Xiaoxian, who had nowhere to turn to for help, could only turn around and smile repeatedly at the sullen beauty in front of her eyes: "Misunderstanding, purely misunderstanding!"

"I misunderstood your size!"

The cold beauty poured the wine in her hand directly towards Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Pervert! Scumbag!"

The cool beauty picked up her bag and turned around to leave without raising her head.

As the beauty left the bar, the four Nanfeng people sat back in silence.

Nanfeng covered her mouth and snickered: "Teacher Zeng, this beauty clearly hasn't finished the wine she ordered, but she ordered a cup of [Green Mood] specifically to pour it on you.

"It seems like she doesn't want to let you taste any sweetness!"

"The sweetness of farts!"

Zeng Xiaoxian wiped the wine from his face and said angrily: "You guys are so unloyal!"

The eldest brother silently complained: "Who makes you unable to remember and keep..."

"..."

"...staring at other people's beautiful women."

Nan Feng also nodded: "Teacher Zeng, it's okay for you to keep staring at other beautiful women, but you still memorize these things as loudly as you do when you endorse them in school. You'll be damned if she doesn't come to scold you. "

Guangu also chuckled and said, "Yes, Teacher Zeng, it's better for you to be splashed alone than for the five of us to be treated as perverts."

"cut."

Zeng Xiaoxian's face was full of displeasure.

Zi Qiao smiled happily, and even took this opportunity to start teaching Senior Brother and Guangu: "This is why I always emphasize that a surprising glance can only pass by at a glance, and you cannot stare at others and analyze them all the time.

"Women's sixth sense is much stronger than you think. If you keep staring at other beautiful women, they will definitely feel it.

"If you are regarded as a perverted scumbag like Teacher Zeng, you will die on the spot."

"Go to hell!"

Xiaoxian swung the wine in his hand towards Ziqiao, and said angrily: "You want to remember so many things at just one glance, and you have to analyze them later. How is this possible?"

Zi Qiao looked sideways at Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, don't blame the uneven road for people's incompetence. Don't you see that senior brother remembers it very clearly?"

"nonsense!"

Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian became more and more sad and angry: "Elder brother's nickname is human camera!

“Human camera!!!

"How could this surprising glimpse catch him?"

Xiaoxian was angry. If he had the memory of his senior brother who could draw a complete sketch at just one glance, would he still be poured wine by a beautiful woman?

【My public image! 】

The senior brother smiled slightly when he heard this. He honestly didn't expect that the skills he had practiced sketching for many years could be seamlessly connected and directly turned into a unique skill for picking up girls.

Sure enough, anyone who wants to find a stepmother for their child will not have bad luck.

After all, I just want to find a mother for my child and a home for myself.

“Excuses, they’re all excuses.

"Mr. Zeng, you are a top student after all. No matter what, you can't even remember what clothes others are wearing, right?"

Zi Qiao glanced at Xiaoxian: "Zeng Xiaoxian~

"Be honest, you didn't really buy your double master's degree, right?"

"roll!"

Zeng Xiaoxian groaned and said, "I'm just better at memorizing words than I am at memorizing pictures."

Guangu adjusted his glasses and said: "Actually, this can't be blamed on Teacher Zeng, after all, staying up late is very harmful to memory.

"Especially for a man like him who works night shifts five days a week, he still doesn't know what he will forget in a few years."

"Really?"

Zeng Xiaoxian felt like he was struck by lightning: "Then what else will I forget in the future? I won't forget you too then, right?"

"Not really."

Nanfeng joked: "The most you can do is forget that there are five people in the Five Tiger Generals."

"nonsense!"

Xiaoxian rolled his eyes at Nanfeng.

Nanfeng patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "No matter whether your memory will get worse in the future, Teacher Zeng, you should give up now.

"Such a difficult operation as Glimpse is completely unsuitable for you."

In fact, Nan Feng didn't understand why Teacher Zeng was still obsessed with Zi Qiao's Lu Spring and Autumn Annals now that he was no longer clear with Yifei.

Wait, isn't he trying to use Ziqiao's pick-up methods to win over Yifei?

Nan Feng secretly took a breath of cold air.

If Teacher Zeng really thinks this way, then he is definitely too brave.

You must know that even Ziqiao himself had to retreat when faced with Yifei's flick, let alone Teacher Zeng.

"I'm not convinced!" Zeng Xiaoxian said unconvinced, "Ziqiao's memory is obviously not very good, so why can he remember it?"

As things have developed now, for him, it is no longer a question of whether Zi Qiao's tricks are suitable for him.

If he doesn't learn to take a quick glance now, won't he get drunk for nothing?

Zi Qiao explained: "Teacher Zeng, you may have misunderstood me a little. My long-term memory is not very good. In fact, my instant memory ability is too strong."

He chuckled: "After all, I have a unique skill to enhance my memory."

"Depend on!"

Xiaoxian and Guangu shouted in unison.

"You didn't tell me such an important thing earlier!"

Zi Qiao shrugged, with an innocent look on his face: "You didn't even ask."

Zeng Xiaoxian pushed Zi Qiao anxiously: "Speak quickly, speak quickly"

Good guy, even though Zi Qiao is just doing nothing all day long, he looks like he doesn't even have a hair on his head, but it turns out that he has a lot of stunts to get under the box.

Sure enough, no one is famous in the world for its fuel-efficient lamps.

Wait a minute, does that mean coming to Meijia...

Zeng Xiaoxian's train of thought began to go astray again.

Guan Gu and senior brother also listened with anticipation, and even Nanfeng couldn't help but move his body, getting closer to Li Qiao.

He was more interested in Zi Qiao's memory-improving skills than Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals and Jinghong Yizhi.

If given a choice, who would want to wear the head of a goldfish?

Especially since I am still a man.

She also has poor memory, so a beautiful girl like Yu Mo would still be praised as a little fool, but a boy like me can't be praised as a little fool, right?

Zi Qiao originally wanted to pretend to be embarrassed and blackmail Teacher Zeng for a few breakfasts, but when he saw the anxious eyes of Xiao Xian and the four others, Zi Qiao was stunned and did not dare to open his mouth to make a request.

He was sure that if he started to show off and make demands now, these heartless guys would definitely pin him down on the sofa and give him a hard lesson.

"Well, since you asked the question sincerely, I will mercifully teach you my [Ultimate Computer Man] skills."

Nan Feng raised his eyebrows: "Ultimate?"

The senior brother thought thoughtfully: "Computer man?"

Very good, this name is just Zi Qiao's naming style.

Zi Qiao said in a deep voice: "Now please sit upright, close your eyes, and imagine that you are a computer."

"ah?"

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