Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"What's the problem?"

Zi Qiao didn't think there was anything wrong: "Zhan Bo is so smart, but he's still a programmer in the company. Yi Fei is so strong, but it hurts Teacher Zeng a little more." "And Nan Feng, your abnormal hearing is just for listening to gossip, isn't it?"

Nan Feng was speechless.

That's right, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. Nothing in this world is more important than living the way you like.

Of course, this doesn't change the nature of Zi Qiao as a scumbag.

Guan Gu asked curiously: "Zi Qiao, so what's in your computer?"

Zi Qiao's eyes were empty after hearing this: "Let me see: [Lüshi Chunqiu 5.20 version (the ultimate collector's edition that has been revised again and again, and I don't know when it will be revised again)], [One thousand and one ways to conquer beautiful women], [Current fashion trends and luxury goods (need to be updated regularly every month)].

"【Eight Doors of Deception Training Manual】, 【A Guide to Cultivating Eight Generals of the Thousand Doors】, 【In Memory of Our Unswerving Love (Memories of Garbage Ex-girlfriends, Need to be Deleted Regularly)】, 【The Ultimate Invincible and Useful Collection of Bedroom Arts】..."

"Wait!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up: "Did you just say something extraordinary?"

"Did you?"

Ziqiao started to play dumb.

"Don't come on!"

Zeng Xiaoxian leaned close to Ziqiao and winked: "Your collection of bedroom arts..."

Ziqiao glanced at him: "Teacher Zeng, are you very interested in this? Oh..."

He suddenly realized: "Didn't you and Laura have a bad relationship before?"

Xiaoxian's face darkened.

"Oh..."

Nanfeng, Guan Gu and the eldest brother saw that Xiaoxian's face had become quite ugly, and they thought they had discovered the truth.

"Alas..."

The three looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with sympathy, even though two of them were fledglings who had not yet verified their abilities in this area, but this did not affect their sympathy for Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian saw the sympathetic and playful looks of the four guys, and he stiffened his neck and shouted: "Don't look at me like that, I'm still a virgin, okay!"

"What?!!" Nanfeng, Ziqiao, and Guan Gu were all shocked.

Nanfeng rubbed his ears, and with his hearing, he began to doubt whether he had heard it wrong: "Why don't you say it again? What do you say you are still?"

Zeng Xiaoxian blushed and whispered: "I said I'm still a virgin."

"Hahaha... cough cough cough..."

Nanfeng laughed and coughed repeatedly, Ziqiao leaned on the sofa and closed his eyes and slapped his thighs, and Guan Gu patted the senior brother's shoulder and laughed.

Only Du Jun, who didn't know the inside story, showed some confusion in his eyes.

"Hey!"

He was full of black lines: "Do you three have to laugh like this?"

Ziqiao smiled and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes: "Zeng, Zeng, Teacher Zeng, you can't blame us for laughing at you.

"You and Laura have been dating for more than eight years, and you actually said you are still a virgin?"

Although it is immoral to think so, Ziqiao suddenly understands Laura's cheating.

Who asked you, Zeng Xiaoxian, to occupy the toilet without taking a shit.

This is a full eight years.

If Laura didn't cheat, she would have made a spider web.

Nanfeng restrained the smile on his lips and said seriously: "Teacher Zeng, normally I will not laugh at a man who is a virgin, even if the other party has been dating for eight years.

"I have always believed that the more open the era is, the more we should tolerate and respect some people's traditional concepts.

"Besides, I think your concept of sticking to principles and refusing premarital sex is very correct."

"Humph."

Xiaoxian snorted proudly. Although he didn't want to admit it, he was obviously in a better mood after Nanfeng said that.

That is, he is a good man, okay?

"But when I think about the fact that you have been dating for eight years and still remain chaste with Laura..."

Nanfeng still didn't say the ugly curse words stuck in his throat. Even if Laura really deserved this series of ugly curse words, he would never choose to curse people behind their backs.

I usually curse people in front of them when I want to.

Nanfeng covered his face and leaned back, laughing uncontrollably.

"Hey!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's mood, which had just improved, became worse.

"Zeng, Zeng, Teacher Zeng..." Nanfeng laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe, "I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't laugh, but I really can't help it...

"Hahahaha. "

Guan Gu almost fainted from laughing: "Teacher Zeng, you, you, hahahaha..."

The funny thing is not that Zeng Xiaoxian has been in love for eight years and is still a virgin, but that he and Laura have been in love for eight years and are still a virgin.

Although the eldest brother did not know who this Laura was, he guessed that this Laura should not be a good person just by the eight years they mentioned and Nanfeng's hesitation.

So he laughed out loud.

"Eldest brother, you are laughing at me too!"

Xiaoxian looked at the four people who were laughing wildly and his face turned green, but these four crazy guys couldn't stop laughing after seeing the green on his face.

"Hey!"

He shouted angrily.

...

After a few minutes, the four Nanfengs who were laughing weakly began to comfort Zeng Xiaoxian.

Nanfeng gently patted Xiaoxian's shoulder and said, "Teacher Zeng, I think this is a good thing for you. After all, a woman like Laura is really your black history."

Zeng Xiaoxian shook off Nanfeng's hand angrily: "You four are still laughing so happily even though you know it's my black history."

Ziqiao shrugged and said, "But this is really funny, you and Laura..."

Xiaoxian grabbed the pillow and hit Ziqiao on the head: "Still talking! Still talking! Still talking!"

"Okay, okay!"

Ziqiao snatched the pillow and said, "Don't worry, we will only laugh at you once for the same thing, and it will be over after laughing today."

"I hope so."

Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and threatened: "Anyway, if you three... four dare to go back and talk nonsense, I will die with you!"

"Hahahaha..."

Ziqiao coughed lightly: "So that [The Ultimate Invincible and Tested Collection of Good Bedroom Techniques]..."

Zeng Xiaoxian pricked up his ears, and the eldest brother also looked at Ziqiao.

After all, he is a man in his early thirties, and this kind of thing may be useful one day.

"Let's wait until you really need it." Ziqiao laughed, "The main thing is that this can't be taught in the bar."

"Tsk."

The four of them were speechless.

Nanfeng suddenly took out his mobile phone and took a look, and a smile appeared unconsciously at the corner of his mouth.

...

"Youyou, do you think it's really okay for us to dress like this?"

In front of the Sunny Day Bar, Meijia, wearing sunglasses and covering her mouth and nose with a scarf, looked at Youyou next to her and asked quietly.

Youyou, wearing a mask covering her mouth and nose, gently pulled down her straw hat to cover her eyes: "Don't worry, my disguise is perfect."

"Really?" Meijia didn't believe it.

Youyou said confidently: "The disguises in TV dramas are all like this. The clothes must be different from the usual clothes so that people can't tell them apart."

"Oh." Meijia nodded thoughtfully.

She suddenly asked, "Are all those disguise TV dramas you watched before all costume dramas?"

"How do you know?"

Mei Jia lowered her head, looked at herself and You You in their ugly white costumes, and asked helplessly, "What do you think?"

You You was stunned for a moment, then she waved her hand and said, "It doesn't matter, they won't recognize us anyway if we dress like this."

Mei Jia smiled helplessly, "Yeah, wearing all white looks like a widow in mourning, it's unlucky at first glance."

"If it were me, I wouldn't even want to look at it.

"You You, isn't our disguise a little too stupid?"

[In her inner world, the normally dressed Mei Jia looked at the other Mei Jia standing next to her in a white costume, a silk scarf, and sunglasses, and it was really eye-catching. ]

[Why do I feel that this kind of dress is stupid? ]

[No, it's stupid! 】

Mei Jia could be said to have been tolerating this stupid look since she left the house, especially since people passing by on the street cast strange glances at them, which made her want to go home even more.

It must be said that she could endure it until the door of the bar before she started to make trouble, which really showed her deep sisterly love with Youyou.

If it was Lu Ziqiao who came up with this idea, she would have said in a minute: "I will spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!"

Compared to Mei Jia's excitement, Youyou seemed very calm: "Although this look is indeed a little bit outrageous, the protagonists in the TV series were not discovered no matter what kind of disguise they were, right?"

Mei Jia's face was embarrassed: "Youyou, but that's a TV series, whether it will be discovered or not is decided by the screenwriter."

She seriously suspected that Youyou had just finished acting in a costume drama a while ago, and still couldn't distinguish between reality and TV series.

"Besides, if you must dress in ancient costume, change into a nicer one."

Mei Jia said with disdain: "Didn't you act in a fairy tale drama a few days ago? Why did you bring back two sets of such ugly and white clothes?"

The white color is not the disadvantage of this set of clothes, but this kind of ancient costume that is so ugly that it doesn't even have decorations and patterns is really dull when paired with a white dress.

"But now the crew is all wearing this kind of clothes."

"Huh?"

Youyou sighed: "Oh, this is what fairy tale dramas are like now. The gods wear white, the demons wear black, and you can tell who is the good guy and who is the bad guy at a glance.

"Besides, who cares about the costumes and makeup when filming a TV series now? The clothes of the male and female protagonists are not much better.

"The crew is unwilling to spend money to design the costumes of the male and female protagonists, so they can only make the clothes of us supporting roles uglier, so that the male and female protagonists can be reflected in the costumes."

"Stop talking..."

Mei Jia pouted when she heard this, and her face was about to cry: "I was wondering why TV dramas are getting uglier and uglier now, it turns out it's because of this."

She looked at You You sympathetically: "It's really hard to make money and eat shit for a small supporting role like you."

You You nodded: "So my agent told me that I must work hard to make progress, so that I can easily make money and let others eat shit."

Mei Jia: "..."

This agent is quite honest.

Mei Jia continued: "Okay, I will assume that there is nothing wrong with our outfit, but the Sunny Day Bar is not a noisy place, and Nan Feng will definitely find us."

"Mei Jia, don't worry, with me, Tang You You, all this is not a problem."

Youyou raised her phone with great excitement: "Look what this is?"

Here it comes