Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 395 The strongest wingman, ready to take off
"What is this?"
Mei Jia bent down and opened her eyes wide, only to see that Youyou's phone was showing a voice call with Nanfeng.
She leaned back and screamed: "Youyou, you actually bribed Nanfeng? How did you do it?"
"Humph."
Youyou touched her nose handsomely: "I've already said that, with me, Tang Youyou, there will be no problem."
[In her inner world, Youyou put away her phone and began to look around timidly and nervously. ]
[After confirming that there was no one around, she covered her mouth and whispered. ]
[How could I have the ability to bribe Nanfeng? In fact, I just told Yumo that Nanfeng and the others went out to secretly learn Lü's Spring and Autumn without telling Mei Jia and me. ]
[I don't know what they talked about, and then Nanfeng was willing to help me as an insider. ]
[Thank heaven, thank the earth, thank Yumo. ]
[Just as Youyou closed her eyes and put her hands together to thank Yumo, Nanfeng had quietly appeared behind her without knowing when. ]
[He crossed his arms and quietly spied on Tang Youyou who was completely unaware. ]
[After a while, Nanfeng narrowed his eyes and a bright smile appeared on his face. ]
[You are telling me about something bad, right? ]
[Very good. ]
Youyou took out a Bluetooth headset and handed it to Meijia, and they each put one in their ears.
The voices of Ziqiao and the others were immediately transmitted to their ears through Nanfeng's mobile phone that was holding a voice call.
The two of them covered their mouths and laughed secretly, then tiptoed and sneaked into the door of the Sunny Day Bar.
Nanfeng, who was leisurely enjoying Ziqiao's teaching Guan Gu and the eldest brother, moved his ears and laughed sinisterly.
Nanfeng lowered his head and sent a few messages to Youyou and Meijia.
[Nanfeng knows what I mean]: The two of you are too obvious to be together, so quickly disperse.
[Southern Wind Knows My Intentions]: I will help you find two blind spots in Ziqiao and his team's vision, and you can hide there to watch and eavesdrop. If you have any questions, contact me on WeChat.
[Peerless Little Diaochan]: No problem.
[Tang's Performance Rules]: No problem.
...
"Didn't you say that you two will definitely be fine? This problem is simply too big!"
At this time, Ziqiao was looking at the eldest brother and Guan Gu who were splashed with wine with regret. If the Sunny Day Bar was not a quiet bar, he would have slammed the table in anger.
He clenched his fists and waved them up and down angrily: "What did I teach you when I asked you to be wingmen for each other?"
Ziqiao took a deep breath and repeated the three rules he mentioned again.
"First, find a way to keep the girl away from her friends. Only when she is alone can you act.
"Second, inadvertently reveal that your partner is paying attention to her.
"Third, subtly elevate the image and taste of your partner, so that they feel honored and curious to be noticed."
He said angrily, picked up the wine on the coffee table and gulped it down.
"Come on, come on, someone tell me what you did just now?"
Guan Gu felt a little wronged: "We did it just as you said."
"Bullshit! Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!"
Zi Qiao widened his eyes: "Did I teach you to keep girls away from their friends by loudly provoking them?"
Xiao Xian smiled and imitated the action of the senior brother just now.
He concentrated his energy and posed the starting posture of Tai Chi in a very realistic way, and then Xiao Xian pointed a long middle finger at Guan Gu and the senior brother.
He said at the speed of the senior brother.
"You... come... over... ah!"
"Hahahaha..."
Mei Jia and You You, who were eavesdropping in the corner, laughed loudly. Fortunately, Nan Feng had turned down the volume of his mobile phone earlier, so he was not discovered by Zi Qiao and others.
Xiaoxian laughed out loud, and he was so proud of himself.
What does it mean that things change over time? This is what it means that things change over time!
You know, it was Guan Gu and the eldest brother who were laughing at him just now, and now it was his turn to laugh at them.
It's his due!
Seeing this, Guan Gu could only look at the eldest brother with a face full of resentment.
He now understood why the eldest brother, who was so successful in his career, would get married at the age of nearly 30, and ended up getting divorced when the child was less than three months old.
Ziqiao said that the wingman is mainly used to provide cover and tactical support to the host.
But the problem is that the host, the eldest brother, was determined to die, and before he, the wingman, could play a role, they were already sunk by the opponent's firepower coverage.
Nanfeng teased, "Guan Gu, don't look at the senior brother like that. You're not doing a very good job as a wingman."
He laughed, "How can you tell a girl that your senior brother is not only a very good cartoonist, but also a good father who takes care of his one-year-old son alone and now just wants to find a stepmother for the child."
Guan Gu scratched his head: "Didn't Zi Qiao say: You should inadvertently reveal that your partner is paying attention to her.
"And you should also cleverly raise the image and taste of your partner, so that they feel it is an honor to be noticed and feel curious."
Zi Qiao rolled his eyes at him: "But if you say that, people will only think that the senior brother is a divorced man who only wants to find a free babysitter!"
Guan Gu suddenly understood: "I was wondering why every time I wanted to introduce the senior brother to girls, their eyes were strange."
Zi Qiao looked at the brothers helplessly.
What kind of evil did he do in his previous life to teach this pair of young crouching dragons and phoenixes how to pick up girls in this life?
"Forget it, it seems I have to show you what it means to be the strongest wingman."
Zi Qiao patted his handsome black leather jacket. He raised his eyebrows and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, you will be the host to attack, and I will be the wingman to cover."
"ah?"
Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at himself in surprise: "Me?"
God be damned, he dared to use his public image as a guarantee that he was simply curious about Lu's Spring and Autumn Festival, the supreme guide in the world of picking up girls... Of course, he also wanted to add more skills to his side, and he couldn't say when in the future. It can be used.
But he really never thought about picking up girls right now.
He is a good man.
"Yes, it's you."
Zi Qiao nodded heavily: "I just want to prove to Guangu that no matter it is the host computer of Doraqua, as long as the wingman is powerful enough, the host computer can still fly freely in the blue sky."
Zeng Xiaoxian was immediately stunned.
Translation Translation, what does "whatever is the host of Dora Cross" mean?
Translation Translation, what is "no matter the host of Dora Cross"!
Isn’t this obviously an attempt to eliminate people?
Xiaoxian snorted coldly: "If you want to go, go find someone else, not me."
Zi Qiao didn't care about Zeng Xiaoxian's mood at all. He just said lightly: "No, you have to go."
"No, I'm not going!"
"No, you have to go."
"No, I'm not going!"
"No, you're not going."
"No, I want to go!"
"That's right!" Zi Qiao smiled with satisfaction.
It took Zeng Xiaoxian five seconds to realize what had happened. He pointed at Zi Qiao angrily and said, "You are cheating!
"I apply for a do-over!"
"The application is invalid!"
Zi Qiao pushed Zeng Xiaoxian towards a beautiful woman: "Anyway, you are single now, you can chase whoever you want.
"And maybe if you get closer to other beauties, Yifei feels the pressure and takes the initiative to confess to you?"
"Well……"
Xiaoxian stopped resisting.
He admitted that he was indeed moved.
Coming, coming
Since this chapter is a bit short, Pigeon tells a joke and everyone enjoys it.
This afternoon, an unfair author discovered that his mobile phone was broken and could not be charged, so he had no choice but to run to the mobile phone store for repair.
Then when he came back, he was happy to find that... his computer's mobile hard drive was also broken.
His information, his data, and his manuscripts that varied from zero to 100,000 words depending on his mood, were all gone! ! !
So who is the author of this injustice?
A. It’s not me anyway B. Pigeon likes my friend who wears women’s clothes C. Obtuse angle.
Woo woo woo...
By the way, wingmen usually follow the lead aircraft on missions and provide cover for it.
But Zi Qiao seemed to have been talking about the console, so Pigeon didn’t change it.
Anyway, Zi Qiao is indeed uneducated.
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