Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Yumo heard that the cockroach rat was targeting Yifei's egg fried rice, and she couldn't help but exclaimed: "How could there be such a perverted creature?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was unwilling to believe that there was such a perverted creature in the world. The existence of the cockroach rat was simply challenging the three views of everyone in the apartment.

The most important thing is that it eats Yifei's egg fried rice, so what should I eat?

Xiaoxian immediately pointed in the direction of the dining table and said with a wronged look: "If you don't believe it, look!"

Zhang Wei and Yumo looked up and saw a potato-sized thing that looked like both a cockroach and a rat eating Yifei's egg fried rice crazily on the dining table.

As for why they were so sure that this egg fried rice was made by Yifei... of course it was because of the clearly visible, sparkling fake nails in the bowl.

It seems that the fake nails made by Yifei this time were of very poor quality. The fake nails basically fell off when she fried egg fried rice.

Yu Mo stared at the cockroach rat and exclaimed: "Why can I see happiness from it when it eats Yifei's egg fried rice?"

Zhang Wei nodded: "It seems that Meijia and the others are right. This cockroach rat is really the most terrifying! The most disgusting! The worst! The most perverted thing in the world!"

He paused and then asked: "But I don't quite understand. Since its target is Yifei's egg fried rice, why didn't it come to 3601 in the first place?"

Zhan Bo hid in the corner and shouted in horror: "My sister has the domineering aura of the king. What snakes, insects, rats and ants dare to come to her territory and act recklessly."

"What about now?"

"Isn't she here now?"

"That's enough of you."

Nanfeng gave the shivering people a blank look: "Now is not the time to talk about this. There are so many of us here. Let's grab our weapons and attack!"

"Yes, yes, let's grab our weapons and attack!" Zeng Xiaoxian pushed Zhanbo forward, "Zhanbo, you are the tallest, you go first."

Zhanbo held Jiang's elbow and retreated in fear: "I, I have to take care of Jiang's elbow, Teacher Zeng, you go first."

"How about Meijia and Curry Sauce go first, anyway, you have more experience."

"Sister Meijia and I have been there just now. Uncle Zhang Wei, don't you say every day that you are the most courageous man in Love Apartment, you go first."

"You go first."

"No, you go first."

...

The few people huddled in the corner of the living room pushed each other, but in the end, no one dared to take the lead.

Nanfeng saw this and didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You bunch of useless people are afraid of such a small thing?"

Xiaoxian touched his still red and swollen nose when he heard it, and the shadow of the close contact with cockroaches and rats just now emerged again.

He huddled at the door and shouted at Nanfeng at the top of his voice: "Nanfeng, you are just talking without any pain. If you are not afraid, then go ahead."

"Nonsense, if I can go ahead, why would I need you guys!"

Nanfeng had no fear on his face, but his body silently retreated: "As long as it doesn't have hair on its body and is just a bigger cockroach, even if it is a cockroach bully, I will kill it!"

Zhang Wei said unconvinced: "Of course, you can say whatever you want about hypothetical questions."

"Then I will say one more thing."

Nanfeng's mouth corners slightly raised, and he said gloatingly: "If Yifei comes back later and sees that the egg fried rice she made has been ruined by cockroaches, and we all just watch and do nothing...

"Hehe."

He clicked his tongue, with a fearless face: "Anyway, Yifei knows that I have a psychological disorder, and she will definitely not blame me. As for you...

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk."

As soon as Nanfeng finished speaking, the panic atmosphere of 3601 stagnated, and everyone suddenly quieted down.

Is the cockroach rat scary?

Scary.

But it is definitely not as scary as Hu Yifei!

The crowd who understood this shouted in anger: "Get your weapons, get your weapons, let's fight this cockroach rat today!"

Then they rushed to 3602 and brought the baseball bats, tennis rackets, rolling pins and other tools that Meijia and others had used before, and they were determined to fight the cockroach rat to death.

Today, either they will deal with the cockroach rat, or Hu Yifei will deal with them, there is absolutely no third choice.

Except for Nanfeng who has psychological barriers and Gu Lan who took over the care of the braised elbow, the others took the tools and carefully moved forward step by step.

At this time, the cockroach rat was still eating the egg fried rice made by Yifei unscrupulously. I don’t know why, this egg fried rice seems to have a fatal attraction to it.

Even if the cockroach rat has noticed the approach of everyone, it is still unwilling to escape, or even if it escapes, it will eat until the last moment before escaping.

Everyone was getting closer and closer to the cockroach rat. At this moment, they could even see the ecstasy flashing in the cockroach rat's cloudy eyes.

People usually only see this kind of excitement when Curry Sauce eats delicious food. Every time they see the happiness in Curry Sauce's eyes, they feel that their appetite has also improved a lot.

But now this kind of expression actually appeared in the eyes of a cockroach rat, which was too spicy.

Everyone who was already close to the cockroach rat resisted the discomfort in their hearts. They looked at each other, nodded, and counted down three, two, one silently in their hearts.

"Go!"

Everyone shouted and rushed forward. Baseball bats, tennis rackets, rolling pins... 18 kinds of weapons were used together, aiming to take the cockroach rat's head!

Bang bang bang bang!

The continuous knocking sound rang out, but the cockroach rat jumped off the table nimbly before the sticks hit it.

"Squeak!"

The cockroach rat made an angry cry. It seemed to be very dissatisfied with the group of people disturbing its egg fried rice.

Under the frightened gazes of everyone, the cockroach mouse's eyes slowly turned red. The angry cockroach rat did not retreat but advanced, and it ran directly towards the people holding tools.

"Ahhhhhhh!!!"

Although everyone is armed with a sharp weapon and can kill a cockroach rat if they seize the opportunity, when they see such an ugly and terrifying cockroach rat rushing towards them with red eyes, they can't think calmly.

Everyone screamed immediately and fled in panic.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was pursued relentlessly by the cockroach rat as his first target, even wailed: "Why is it chasing me!"

"Maybe it's because you have emergency syrup."

Nanfeng, who was huddled in the corner watching the battle, was still in the mood to tease Xiaoxian, but Zeng Xiaoxian, who was running around with his head in his arms, had no intention of talking to Nanfeng.

As he ran, he cast glances at the people around him asking for help.

"Don't just look at me, save me!"

The kind-hearted Zhan Bo couldn't bear it. He took a badminton racket and shuttlecock and instantly calculated the movement trajectory of the cockroach and rat and made a violent smash.

Unfortunately, as a living creature, the movement trajectory of cockroaches and rats is not static.

The cockroach rat turned sideways and directly deflected Zhan Bo's violent smash, and even turned its attention to Zhan Bo.

The flying trajectory of the cockroach mouse formed a strange arc, and it rushed towards Zhan Bo with red eyes.

"Help!"

Zhan Bo dropped his badminton racket in panic and started to run away: "Sister, come back quickly and save me!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had escaped the pursuit of cockroaches and mice, leaned on the sofa and let out a deep breath. He gave Zhan Bo a thumbs up.

"Zhanbo, good brother!"

"Teacher Zeng, it's such a shame to be your good brother!"

As Zhan Bo ran, he was so aggrieved that he was about to cry.

Nan Feng leaned in the corner and watched six people in the suite being chased by a tiny cockroach and mouse, feeling angry and amused at the same time.

As long as he has any way to deal with cockroaches and mice from a distance, he has to let these guys see what it means to eliminate demons with a ruthless hand!

Nan Feng was just thinking about it when he saw the cockroach and mouse make an inexplicable turn and run straight towards him.

He was suddenly startled and subconsciously stepped back.

But the south wind is now leaning on the angle between the gate and the balcony of 3601, and it can be said that there is no way to retreat.

As for moving forward…

If he dared to move towards the cockroaches and rats, why would he huddle in a corner and not dare to move?

At this time, Nanfeng's face showed a rare look of panic. He huddled in the corner, and his left hand began to hurt again.

Time seemed to slow down extremely slowly at this moment, and every second was extremely long to Nan Feng.

In this slow motion, he had the appearance of the cockroach and mouse deeply imprinted in his eyes.

The gazes of the man and the beast were firmly attracted together like magnets, and Nanfeng could even see his own panicked look in those scarlet rat eyes.

When Nanfeng was in a dilemma, the sauce elbow in Gu Lan's arms suddenly jumped down, blocking the way between Cockroach Mouse and Nanfeng.

It raised one front paw high and aimed at the head of the galloping cockroach rat.

[You are the only one who calls me a fucking rat! 】

Bang!

At the same time, everyone imagined the sound of fighting. They all stared with wide eyes as the cockroach hit the cockroach with a heavy blow and the rat was stunned. The originally scarlet and ferocious eyes were full of confusion at this moment. .

【who I am? Where am I? 】

【What just happened? 】

"Woof!"

Jiang Zhuzi screamed and continued to raise his front paws to give the cockroach rat a shudder.

[Little brother, don’t even look at whose territory this is. 】

[My head is buzzing now. 】

These two heavy blows from Sauce Knuckle immediately knocked the cockroach out of its viciousness. It immediately ran away with its head in its arms, trying to hide in a small corner.

It's a pity that its opponent this time is not a group of "giants" who are more powerful, less agile, and more cowardly. Instead, they are stronger than it, faster than it, with sharper claws, and smarter than it in all aspects. A crushing player.

So in front of everyone's shocked eyes, Jiang Yuzi chased the cockroach and rat all the way and beat him whenever he disagreed with him or even if he didn't say anything.

Even if someone doesn't like you, you deserve to be beaten. If someone doesn't like you, you deserve to be beaten even more.

In short, it’s just beating, beating, beating!

If it weren't for the fact that Meijia taught Jiang that he couldn't bite anything except the things in the rice bowl, then this cockroach rat wouldn't be as simple as a beaten rat that hugged its head and ran away.

Zhang Wei exclaimed: "Is this the legendary dog ​​catching a mouse?"

Everyone looked at Meijia in unison, and Yu Mo asked directly: "Mijia, is this what you taught me?"

Meijia twitched her lips, and there was a hint of grievance in her voice: "If I had known that Jiang Jiuji had such skills, I would have let him catch the cockroach and rat the first time."

Fortunately, she was worried that Jiangxizi would be bullied by cockroaches and rats. She had never dared to bring it back to 3602, but she didn't expect that it was the hidden boss.

Everyone looked at Jiang Jiuzi beating the cockroach rat until it ran away, and then remembered the way the six of them had just been chased by the cockroach rat and fled. Everyone suddenly felt that they were losing face.

After working for a long time, they still can't compare to a dog?

Shameful, so shameful.

Just when the six people felt very embarrassed, the one-sided situation in front of them was reversed.

I saw the cockroach rat leap, and then... it really flew in the air.

"What?"

Everyone exclaimed in unison: "This thing can fly?!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian screamed in horror: "No, this cockroach rat is sick! If it can fly, why does it have to be beaten like this before it can fly?"

Zhanbo closed his eyes and hid behind Yumo and explained: "Cockroaches are originally a kind of insect that can fly but is not suitable for long-term flight, not to mention that the cockroach rat is a physiological structure of half cockroach and half rat, so its willingness to fly and long-term flight ability are even worse.

"If it hadn't been beaten by Jiang elbow, I guess it would rather find a corner to hide than fly."

Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this: "What is this? The boss has started the second stage? ! ! "

As the boss Cockroach Rat started the second stage, the battle situation that had originally been greatly biased towards Jiang Elbow was instantly reversed.

As we all know, it is very reasonable for the flying system to restrain the ground system.

The Cockroach Rat, who had mastered the air superiority, pursued Jiang Elbow and attacked him relentlessly, and his attack was much more ruthless than Jiang Elbow just now.

Seeing Jiang Elbow being bullied, Mika couldn't bear it anymore. She clenched the baseball bat and rushed up cursing.

"I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!"

"Dare to bully my dog, I'll fight you! "

Everyone looked at each other and rushed forward with their weapons.

How could they tolerate their dog being bullied by outsiders in their own territory?

Being a dog depends on the owner!

Six people rushed forward with tools in hand, wanting to beat the cockroach to death, but they couldn't do anything when the cockroach ran on the ground, not to mention that it was flying in the sky now.

The more people there were, the bigger the trouble.

Because they not only had to keep track of the flying position of the cockroach, but also had to keep a close eye on it. The people around him were beating randomly without any rules.

The cockroach rat in the air was not hit at all, but Zhanbo and Xiaoxian were hit several times by Meijia and Curry Sauce beside them.

In such a chaotic situation, except for Gu Lan, no one noticed that Nanfeng sneaked back to 3603 alone.

After more than half a minute, everyone still had no way to deal with the cockroach rat. They were now waving randomly just to protect Jiang elbow from the cockroach rat's revenge.

Yumo couldn't help but wail, "Are we going to drag it on like this until Yifei comes back?"

"Not necessarily."

Zhanbo analyzed rationally, "The cockroach rat can't keep flying like this. When it runs out of energy and lands, that's our chance."

Yumo became more depressed after hearing Zhanbo's analysis, "How long do we have to wait? It just finished eating the egg fried rice made by Yifei! "

Just when everyone was waiting for Yifei to come back from the supermarket, their savior finally arrived.

But that person was not Yifei.

"Get out of the way!"

Nanfeng shouted loudly, causing everyone to step back subconsciously.

In the shocked eyes of everyone, a long clothesline with a whistling sound was swung towards the cockroach rat in the air.

The cockroach rat was directly hit by the clothesline and flew to the wall with a snap.

Nanfeng, who returned from 3603, held a two-meter-long clothesline "Zen stick" in his hand and an upgraded stainless steel washbasin "Golden Bowl" in his other hand, and stood in the living room with a solemn look.

"What did I say before?"

Nanfeng thought for a while and said in a very middle school way: "Love Apartment, a forbidden place for evildoers."

"Cockroach spirit? Rat spirit? Cockroach rat spirit?"

He coughed awkwardly a few times, and then said: "Anyway, evildoer, if you dare to break in, I will take you in!"

"Nanfeng? ! ! "

Everyone cried out in shock.

Zhang Wei subconsciously asked: "Master Fahai, don't you say you can't let furry things get too close to you?"

Yu Mo poked Zhang Wei with a smile: "You haven't gotten out of the act yet?"

"... a little bit."

Nan Feng slammed the "Zen stick" in his hand to the ground. He followed Zhang Wei's words and said: "So I found an extended Zen stick. If it can get within two meters of me, I will go home and learn to do horse stance again!"

Xiao Xian looked at the cockroach that rolled from the wall to the ground and asked: "Is it dead now?"

"No, it's not so easy to die with the double defense of fur and shell."

"And I showed mercy, otherwise it would stick to the wall, blood and internal organs would be splattered everywhere, who would clean up then? "

He said as he walked forward quickly and poked the cockroach rat whose life or death was unknown with his stick.

Nanfeng poked the cockroach rat that pretended to be dead with a light touch of his stick, and it took off from the spot and stumbled towards the open door of 3601.

"Nanfeng!"

Everyone shouted nervously.

This cockroach rat not only holds a grudge, but also can fake its death. It can be described as insidious and cunning.

If it runs away, I'm afraid everyone will not be able to sleep well in the future.

Nanfeng narrowed his eyes and smiled brightly.

He slowly opened his mouth, and a deafening roar like thunder burst out of his throat.

Yes, this is the legendary Buddhist lion roar!

"Meow~"

The cockroach rat in the air was frightened by the terrifying "lion roar" and froze. He even forgot how to fly and fell straight to the ground.

When it came to its senses, Master Nanfeng's Zen staff hit the cockroach rat hard again.

A dull thump sounded, and everyone watching couldn't help but close their eyes.

I can't read any more. If I continue reading, I will have nightmares tonight.

Yu Mo closed her eyes and asked doubtfully, "Why did that cat meow sound so familiar to me just now?"

Curry Sauce thought about it carefully, and then said, "Isn't this the sound of Pooh?"

"Pooh?" Yu Mo, who has a poor memory, has no memory of this name at all.

"It's the Pooh in Pooh Town, the God of War among cats in Cat Cafe. If I were a mouse, I would be afraid even if I heard its cry."

"Done."

Following Nanfeng's call, everyone slowly opened their eyes.

At this time, Nanfeng had already picked up the stainless steel washbasin in his hand with a stick and covered it with the completely motionless cockroach and rat.

"I just said that the golden bowl needs to be replaced with a stainless steel one to make it easier to use."

Nanfeng clapped his hands and raised his eyebrows at everyone proudly: "As I said just now, if I can get here, will I need any of you?

"How about it, are you convinced now?"

Everyone looked at the stainless steel washbasin on the ground, and it seemed that they could still see the cockroach rat with its head smashed through the washbasin.

If it hadn't just rushed up to scare Nanfeng, it wouldn't have been beaten like this.

How miserable.

Everyone said in unison: "I am convinced."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Nanfeng put his hands on his hips and laughed exaggeratedly.

Then he suddenly thought of something and took a few steps forward towards Jianghouzi.

Nan Feng knelt down and extended his left fist to Jiang Xiang's elbow: "Thank you for your help just now. You deserve half of the credit for killing demons.

"Woof?"

Jiangxiuzi hesitated for a while, then moved step by step towards Nanfeng. It cautiously stretched out its front paws and fist bumped with Nanfeng.

“A pleasure to work with.”

Nanfeng touched Jiang Yuzu's head and said with a bright smile: "You are much cuter than a cockroach or a mouse."

"Woof!"

Sauce elbow nodded matter-of-factly.

[Because there are so many flowers, I don’t know what to call them] End of article.

I don’t know what to write at the moment, so just mourn for the poor cockroach rat.

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