Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Everyone's eyes widened, staring at the scene in front of them in shock.

Nan Feng is actually touching Jiang Junzi's head?

The two of them usually want to take a detour when they see each other, but now they can actually get together?

Really anything outrageous can happen today.

Yu Mo asked in surprise: "Nan Feng, you can touch furry things now."

"uncertain."

Nanfeng shook his head: "Actually, I'm still quite resistant now, but when I think of that cockroach rat, I feel that Jianghou is really pretty and charming."

Yu Mo let out a surprised sound.

Are the two words “pretty and charming” too perverted to use here?

And you don’t seem to have ever praised me so much.

Zhan Bo silently stepped forward and kicked the stainless steel washbasin on the ground. When he saw that there was no reaction at all, he felt relieved: "Speaking of which, what should we do with the body of this cockroach rat now?"

Nanfeng thought for a while and replied: "You know what kind of thing this mutant has on you. If you ask me, I'll just throw it in a basin, pour gasoline on it and burn it on fire."

"What if the roasting makes it more fragrant?" Curry Sauce asked subconsciously.

Everyone stared at the curry sauce in disbelief as if they were struck by lightning.

What should I do if it becomes more fragrant the more it is roasted?

What else can be done?

You can't just sprinkle some cumin powder, just apply some honey and eat it.

Nan Feng stood up and knocked the head of the curry sauce eater: "What's wrong? Do you still want to taste the taste of barbecued cockroach rats?"

Curry Sauce covered his head and smiled naively: "I just said it casually."

Nanfeng waved his hand, too lazy to complain about this snack food.

He continued, "Not only the body of the cockroach rat, but also Yifei's egg-fried rice on the table must be disposed of, the table must be wiped again, and the sofa cover it crawled on just now needs to be cleaned.

"By the way, Meijia, I see that Jiangxi's elbow has been bitten by cockroaches and rats a few times. You'd better take it to the pet hospital for a physical examination later."

"Yes, yes."

Before Meijia could respond, Zeng Xiaoxian, who had a mysophobia, followed Nanfeng's words and said: "I think not only Jianghou needs to go for a physical examination, but all of us should go for a physical examination. After all, no one knows that the air in 3601 and 3602 is not good now." Do you know if there are any germs?”

Xiaoxian's eyes suddenly lit up, and he suggested: "How about we clean and disinfect the entire sixth floor inside and out."

The rest of the people heard this and wailed, "Are we going to clean up again?"

Even Nan Feng, who also has a mysophobia, feels that Teacher Zeng's idea is a bit unnecessary. If this cockroach mouse really has any germs that can persist in the air for a long time and are easily infected, the people in the small apartment will have suffered a long time ago. How can they still be infected? It's their turn to suffer.

Just when Nanfeng was about to discuss with Xiaoxian whether general cleaning and disinfecting was necessary, Yifei and Wanyu came back with a large bag of eggs and rice.

"Hey, why are you all here?"

Yifei raised her head in confusion at first, and then ordered without thinking: "Since you are here, don't leave. Wanyu and I are going to compete today to see who makes the best egg fried rice. You all come here to be the judges." ”

It's a good thing that she didn't mention the egg fried rice. When she mentioned the egg fried rice, everyone thought of the cockroach and rat crawling on the table and wolfing down the egg fried rice.

"vomit……"

Everyone couldn't help but retched. They felt that they didn't want to eat egg fried rice for at least the next month.

"Hey!" Yifei's face suddenly darkened, "What do you mean?"

"Sister, this matter is very complicated..."

Just as Zhan Bo was about to explain to Yifei, he caught a glimpse of Wanyu, who was carrying eggs and curiously opened the stainless steel washbasin covering the ground.

"don't want!"

Everyone exclaimed, but it was too late.

"Ahhhh!!!"

Wan Yu, who was caught off guard and saw the corpse of the cockroach rat, was so frightened that she let out a shrill scream. She backed away and covered her eyes with her hands at lightning speed.

At this time, Wanyu, who was too frightened, had already forgotten that she was holding a bag of fresh eggs in her hand.

As she raised her hand high to cover her eyes, Wan Yu's grip on the bag could loosen, and the whole bag of eggs was thrown high at a forty-five-degree angle.

Under the stunned gaze of everyone, a whole bag of eggs drew a beautiful arc, and then scattered on the ground like a goddess scattering flowers at the highest point.

Bang bang bang bang...

This is definitely the first time in history that everyone has seen eggs falling to the ground like raindrops, with egg whites and yolks splashing all over the floor and sofa.

"Oh haha."

Nanfeng looked at the living room that instantly became miserable. He silently took a few steps back and patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder.

"Teacher Zeng, it seems that 3601 really needs a general cleaning and elimination now."

"hehe……"

Xiaoxian smiled miserably, he didn't want this kind of egg-smelling general cleaning.

Doesn’t this increase the workload for yourself?

"what happened?"

Wanyu covered her eyes with her hands and quietly opened a gap between her fingers. She timidly looked at the corpse of the cockroach rat, but was so frightened by the tragic death of the cockroach rat that she closed her eyes.

"Why do we have such disgusting things in our suite?"

She pouted and asked in a panic.

After a while, Wan Yu felt that she was at a disadvantage by closing her eyes like this. She had been frightened by the corpse of the cockroach rat twice in a row, but she still couldn't see what it looked like.

So Wanyu plucked up the courage to look at the cockroach rat lying on the ground again and again, and every time she was so frightened that she closed her eyes at the speed of light.

What stands out is that he is both delicious and curious.

Compared to Wan Yu, Yifei's attitude was much calmer.

After all, although the cockroach rat is cruel, it didn't even dare to enter the door of 3601 when Yifei was in the apartment. It was obvious who was more cruel.

Yifei took a few steps forward, frowning and looking at the miserable dead cockroach rat: "This thing is the guy who escaped from a small shabby apartment? How did it come to our apartment?"

At this moment, Guangu and Youyou also hurried over holding hands.

The gossipy Youyou was the first to ask: "What happened in 3601? Hasn't it started yet?"

Zhang Wei said cheerfully: "Guangu Yuyou, have you finally finished kissing?"

"What?"

Zhang Wei's words can be said to be a stone's throw that started a thousand waves, causing Yifei and the others to scream in surprise.

"Zhang Wei!"

Youyou shouted shyly, and the blush on her face that had not dissipated became more and more conspicuous.

She glanced at Guan Gu without any trace, and let out a lazy, cat-like snort.

It's all because Guangu Qin was so involved that he got involved too.

As a result, everyone is now treating it as amusement, which is really embarrassing.

Seeing this, Guangu scratched his head in embarrassment and subconsciously pursed his lips.

The first kiss was still a bit too exciting for an innocent boy like him, let alone the fact that they had just kissed for so long.

Now Guangu only has one thought in his mind, and that is to do it again.

No, not again.

I want to apply for an annual card, + first get a twenty-year package!

"Oh~~~"

Everyone saw that one of the two people looked shy and the other looked embarrassed, and they all made teasing sounds.

Xiaoxian rubbed his hands and smiled mischievously: "Right now, I care more about what happened to the two of them than the cockroaches and rats."

"agree."

"That's right."

"That's so true."

Everyone responded one after another.

"You..." Youyou snorted and complained, "a bunch of gossips."

Everyone laughed heartily after hearing this.

Yu Mo held up his mobile phone and said proudly: "No need to ask them, I have the whole video here. How about we go to 3603 to cast it on the screen and watch it together?"

"OK."

Everyone's eyes suddenly lit up when they heard this, and none of them paid attention to the dead cockroaches and rats and the messy living room. They laughed happily and walked towards 3603 around Yu Mo in a lively manner.

Although Guangu's eyes were full of helplessness, he couldn't help but Yunyu especially liked to record these things, so he could only silently follow the excited Yunyu to 3603 again.

"Sister Lan, let's go."

Nan Feng smiled and greeted Gu Lan.

Gu Lan, who was standing alone and out of tune with everyone else, raised her head slightly. She looked at the smile on Nan Feng's face in a daze, but the corners of her mouth also rose slightly.

"good."

…

Everyone came to 3603 and watched the Legend of White Snake starring Guan Gu, Youyou, Nanfeng and Zhang Wei while laughing and talking.

Um... now it should be renamed "The Legend of White Snake: I Discovered My Husband's Hidden White Moonlight When I Was Pregnant".

Naturally, everyone laughed so hard at this epic farce that they almost burst into tears.

It wasn't until the scene where Guangu and Youyou kissed passionately that everyone stopped laughing. Everyone's eyes were bright and they were staring at the screen.

One by one, they commented on Guangu and Youyou's kissing skills in a matter-of-fact manner, and put forward many kissing techniques and opinions that seemed to be very useful.

However, the truth of the matter is that less than half of the twelve people sitting here have real experience in kissing, and all of them are just talking on paper.

Of course Sekiya and Youyou were very embarrassed when everyone made fun of them. The two lowered their heads in shyness and silently remembered the kissing skills everyone just mentioned.

How about... give it a try next time?

The two of them looked at each other in unison, but quickly looked away like frightened deer.

…

After watching the video recorded by Yu Mo, everyone explained the cockroach and rat thing again.

When Guangu and Youyou heard that Cockroach Rat actually liked to eat the egg fried rice made by Yifei, they both opened their mouths in shock.

Guangu even complained directly: "This cockroach rat...hasn't he eaten good food since he was born?"

Everyone nodded in deep agreement at first, and then shook their heads like rattles under the force of Yifei's murderous cold gaze.

Yifei raised her head and asked like a proud and cruel queen: "Do you have any objections to my egg fried rice?"

"……No."

Everyone showed a flattering fake smile full of flaws.

"snort."

Yifei slapped her thigh and gave the order: "In that case, you will all be the judges for the egg fried rice competition between me and Wanyu later, and watch me conquer you with my strength."

“Still making egg fried rice?!!”

Everyone waved their hands and refused: "No, no, we are all psychologically affected when we see egg fried rice. I guess we won't be able to eat egg fried rice in the past few months."

"or……"

Yu Mo pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian: "How about letting Teacher Zeng be the judge alone? Doesn't he usually like to eat fried rice with eggs?"

I'm sorry, Teacher Zeng, if one of us must sacrifice, it can only be you.

"Why!"

Xiaoxian shouted: "I also have psychological shadow, okay?"

"I don't agree."

As a contestant, Wan Yu firmly objected: "Teacher Zeng is the most timid. If he is asked to be a judge, he will definitely turn to Yifei. This is unfair!"

Yifei spread her hands indifferently. Before the competition started, she had always been blindly confident in her own strength: "Then Wanyu, please find a judge who has no psychological shadow over egg fried rice and can definitely guarantee fairness and impartiality."

Curry Sauce said subconsciously: "Is there really anyone in our apartment who can remain fair and just when facing Sister Yifei?"

Everyone was silent for a while, and then turned their attention to Gu Lan who was standing aside.

"I?"

Gu Lan pointed at herself with some confusion. She pondered for a while and nodded in agreement, ignoring Nan Feng and Yu Mo's eyes telling her not to die.

"OK."

"very good."

Yifei said happily: "Then I announce that the judge of our egg fried rice competition is..."

[A big river with wide waves...]

Just then, Yifei's cell phone buzzed.

She took out her mobile phone and glanced at the unfamiliar phone number on it with some confusion.

Yifei answered the phone and asked politely: "Hello, who are you looking for?"

"Sister Yifei, may I ask...are you the lost little white rabbit?"

The bartender's anxious voice came from the other end of the phone.

Coming, coming