Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 544: Guan Gu is an adjective, a spirit
Ziqiao and Meijia sat on the sofa, and after a while Curry Sauce also changed clothes and walked out.
When she heard that Zi Qiao decided to make friends with that wavy beauty, and that she was an ordinary friend of the opposite sex with no close relationship, Curry Sauce immediately laughed and coughed.
"Hello."
Zi Qiao felt that he was being underestimated. He asked with a dark face, "Is this so funny?"
Curry Sauce laughed and nodded wildly: "Brother Ziqiao, I'm really not laughing at you...well, I'm just laughing at you."
She patted Zi Qiao on the shoulder and said in a mature manner: "Making friends is not as easy as you think. I advise you to give up as soon as possible."
Hearing this, Zi Qiao shook the hand of Curry Sauce angrily, and he spoke quite confidently: "How hard can it be to make friends? I usually go up to strike up a conversation, and there will be beautiful women who come up and say they want to be friends with me. of."
Meijia sneered: "That's because the beauties you talk to are usually good-looking people with IQs no higher than 80, and you always like to lie to them that you are a rich second generation, a director, a scientist, an alien, etc. A messy and promising young man.
"If you dare to tell them that you are just a layabout now, and your ex-girlfriend is an unemployed vagrant with nearly four figures, and in the past you were a liar selling pills, I'll see who will come together to be your friend."
The confidence on Zi Qiao's face suddenly disappeared.
After a while, he said with a guilty conscience: "If we are just friends, career and past shouldn't matter."
Meijia chuckled lightly, and Curry Sauce replied honestly: "If we knew from the beginning that you were not a priest, but a senior liar and scumbag, I guess few of us would try to be friends with you."
Curry Sauce's words instantly made Zi Qiao feel heartbroken. Even if he would lie to others and himself again, he had to admit that what Curry Sauce said was not wrong at all.
After all, if it were Zi Qiao himself, he wouldn't be willing to be friends with a liar who tells lies.
But……
"But you have to let me try. If you don't try, how will you know that I can't do it?"
Zi Qiao said plausibly: "Don't underestimate me. I didn't have good friends of the opposite sex before, not because I couldn't do it, but because I didn't want to."
At this time, Yanyan happened to come out of the bathroom, and Zi Qiao quickly whispered: "Today I am going to prove to you that in addition to being attractive to the opposite sex, I, Lu Zi Qiao, am also very good at making friends!"
Meijia and Curry looked at each other, smiling tacitly as if they were enjoying the show.
If everyone hadn't been at work today, they would have been on the phone to share the fun they were having.
[It’s my birthday, Lu Ziqiao is a scumbag, he doesn’t pick up girls, he makes friends instead. 】
Yanyan came out of the bathroom and glanced at the palm print on Ziqiao's cheek inadvertently, and a trace of doubt suddenly flashed in her eyes.
Just now, Ziqiao was running around with Meijia on his back, and then did a few squats. His face was so red that he looked like he was about to spurt blood.
In that case, let alone a slap mark, even if Meijia slapped him a few more times, others would never be able to tell.
Yanyan said in surprise: "Xiao Bu, what's wrong with your face?"
When Zi Qiao heard this, he covered his slightly swollen cheeks, with a look of pain on his face: "It's okay, it's just a little accident."
"Oh."
Meijia snorted subconsciously, but did not complain in front of outsiders about his bad behavior of taking off his pants in front of her.
Yanyan saw everything, but she just nodded silently and didn't ask any more questions.
Xiaobu was slapped so hard that it was normal for him not to tell the specifics of what happened.
"Yanyan, please sit down."
Zi Qiao stood up holding her waist and showed a bright smile to Yanyan.
He tried his best to use his smile to show friendliness and enthusiasm to the other party, instead of his usual smile that was full of hints and teasing.
However, perhaps it was because it was Zi Qiao's first time and he was very serious about developing a normal friendship without going to bed with a member of the opposite sex. He wanted to express himself too much, and the bright smile on his face immediately reminded Mei Jia of Nan Feng.
It was just Nanfeng who took a group photo with him and smiled extremely stiffly and reluctantly.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, it’s too miserable to look at.
Meijia and Curry Sauce shook their heads at the same time, with unbearable expressions on their faces.
Not surprisingly, Yanyan was startled by Zi Qiao's smile.
Although including this time, the two of them had only met three times in total, she vaguely remembered that when Lu Xiaobu came to chat with her two days ago, he didn't have such a stiff and perverted smile.
"Lu Xiaobu, what are you..."
Yanyan asked slightly uneasily. The other person's inhuman smile really aroused her uncanny valley effect, making her feel nervous and restless.
"I am here to entertain you warmly as a [friend]."
Zi Qiao deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of the word "friend". He stretched out his hand and said again: "Yanyan, please sit down."
"Oh, okay..."
Yanyan nodded with a strange look on her face. She looked around and then noticed the quilt and pillows on the sofa.
"Did you...sleep on the sofa last night?
"It's such a cold day, won't you get cold sleeping on the sofa?"
Yanyan was a little curious, but at the same time she was looking for something to talk about. Otherwise, it would be too embarrassing for everyone to just sit on the sofa without saying anything.
"Uh...yes, yes, yes."
Zi Qiao made up a lie: "My sister and I just finished renovating our bedroom. Although we used formaldehyde-free decoration materials, we should sleep outside for a few days to be safe."
"Your sister? Your sister!"
Mei Jia, who was dizzy just now, didn't hear Zi Qiao's lie that she was his sister. She immediately sneered with disdain: "You still want to be my brother, otherwise I will just cut you off and let you upgrade to a father-in-law."
"This is..."
Yan Yan frowned slightly, she felt something was wrong.
"This is... Actually, my sister and I had a quarrel. She was arguing with me!"
Zi Qiao said and hurriedly pulled Mei Jia to the door, and asked Yan Yan to sit down quickly.
"Yan Yan, you sit down first. I'll be back after my sister and I have resolved our personal conflicts."
Seeing Xiao Bu and Mei Jia rushing away, Yan Yan muttered softly, "This brother and sister don't look like they're just quarreling."
Curry Sauce saw that she and the big-wavy beauty were the only ones left in the suite, so she could only take on the responsibility of the host first: "Beautiful sister, you sit down first. I'll get you a bottle of drink."
"We have carbonated drinks and juice here. What do you want to drink?"
"Juice is fine. Thank you."
"You're welcome." "
Curry got up and went to the refrigerator to get a drink, while Yanyan sat where Ziqiao had slept before.
She thought for a while, took out her phone and sent a few messages, and put the phone back into her pocket after receiving the reply.
At this moment, she suddenly found that the quilt she was sitting on had a large wet mark not far to her left hand.
Yanyan could vaguely see from the marks that the quilt was wet with some turbid milky white liquid, and the quilt must have been wet for no more than half a day, otherwise the quilt would have dried long ago.
Yanyan raised her eyebrows.
Although Xiaobu didn't say which sofa he and his sister slept on just now, it was obvious who was sleeping on this sofa from the two quilts of different colors and styles, one blue and one pink.
After all, Xiaobu would never like to cover himself with a cute pink quilt. Is Xiaobu sleeping on the quilt of the little bunny?
Since this quilt belongs to Ziqiao, then this turbid milky white liquid is...
She suddenly had a bold and outrageous guess, but she felt that Xiaobu should not be able to do such a perverted behavior.
In fact, it is normal for men to have desires, but...
But the one sleeping on the sofa next to him in the middle of the night is his own sister!
Xiaobu can't be unwilling to even go to the toilet, right?
Yanyan was thinking in her heart, but Ziqiao's stiff and perverted smile just now suddenly appeared in her mind, and she shuddered directly.
Maybe, maybe Xiaobu is a little perverted, and he just likes to enjoy such special stimulation?
Yanyan couldn't stop thinking about it. For a moment, she didn't know whether she should believe that there are still more normal people in the world, and this is probably just a misunderstanding, or believe that you can know a person's face but not his heart, and you should use The greatest malice was used to speculate about a stranger whom she did not know.
Just when she was extremely conflicted and uneasy, Yanyan's eyes inadvertently swept across the trash can next to the sofa where she was sitting.
The trash can was full of used tissues, and she could vaguely see the turbid white liquid on the tissues.
In fact, these tissues were just used by Curry Sauce to wipe her pajamas and the milk that was splashed all over the floor. However, in the eyes of Yanyan, who did not know the inside story, the use of these tissues pointed to a very strange direction.
This strange direction may be summarized by Guan Gu's words just now: If you are too attentive without any reason, you are either a traitor or a guide.
Suddenly, the swaying balance in her heart began to tilt steadily towards one side.
Yanyan suddenly recalled the red slap mark on Xiaobu's face just now. That small slap was It looked like a girl had slapped him.
Also, when Xiaobu said that the slap was just a small accident, the look of pain on his face and his sister's subconscious cold snort. This made Yanyan, who had not taken it seriously at first, recall it now and feel that it is more meaningful.
She thought of the conflict and quarrel between Xiaobu and his sister, and the sister's blurt out that she wanted to cut Xiaobu off as a father-in-law...
...
Everything seemed to be connected into a network with clear veins in the blink of an eye.
Now Yanyan had an idea that was even bolder than the one just now. No, this should be the fact!
Xiaobu must have done something very bad in the middle of the night, and was discovered by his sister who woke up. His sister slapped Xiaobu at the speed of light, and the two quarreled and had a fierce conflict that could not be eliminated.
"Hiss..."
Yanyan took a breath of cold air, and she suddenly shuddered when she figured out everything, and her hair stood on end.
[This, this, this...]
[This is too perverted! ]
[This is his own sister! ! ! ]
Yan Yan was so frightened that she stood up in a flash. She seemed to have thought of something and hurriedly lowered her head to check if there were any strange marks where she was sitting.
She was relieved until she saw that the place where she had just sat was clean, and then she immediately wanted to pick up her bag and leave.
She was just here to wait for someone, but she didn't expect to eat such a big melon.
She was not familiar with them, so why did she get involved in such an outrageous thing.
Slip away, there are perverts here, it is not suitable to stay here for long!
Yanyan turned around and was about to leave with her bag, but Curry Sauce just came back from the refrigerator after taking juice.
She unconsciously stopped Yanyan: "Here, beautiful sister, this is your drink."
Just when Yanyan was about to find an excuse to leave, she saw Xiaobu and his sister walked in, talking and laughing, and they closed the door.
Yanyan was embarrassed when she saw this.
…
Just now, Ziqiao pulled Meijia to the elevator and asked her why she had already accepted his benefits and still bothered her to make friends.
However, Meijia felt that the benefits just now were just to make up for the fact that she was carried on Ziqiao's shoulders so roughly, running around like the Flash, and finally made herself dizzy.
If Ziqiao hopes that she can cooperate with him in making friends as his sister... Sorry, that's another price.
Ziqiao certainly would not agree to Meijia's blackmail at first. He really knows Meijia too well. She is no worse than Teacher Zeng in terms of being more demanding.
If I really agree to her, who knows what excuse Meijia will come up with to trick me later.
However, Ziqiao knows Meijia, doesn't Meijia know Ziqiao?
Ziqiao is holding his breath now, he just wants to prove that he can also have the ability to make friends of the opposite sex normally.
At this time, as long as he uses the same provocation method to stimulate Ziqiao as Nanfeng did before, it will definitely be very effective!
After all, even if he gives up Yanyan as a goal and chooses other girls to make friends. He must find a way to make her cooperate with him.
Who makes them have to stick together now and can't separate.
Meijia: O(∩_∩)O.
...
In this regard, Ziqiao can only cut his flesh again and use one month's rent in exchange for Meijia's cooperation.
As for where he got the money... then thank Elizabeth for the big red envelope.
Ziqiao, who always spends as much as he has, and borrows money from others when he has no money, he doesn't know what he thought, but he didn't squander the big red envelope Elizabeth gave him.
He only had this amount of spare money, and Meijia cheated him out of a lot of it.
Fortunately, after Meijia got the benefit, she immediately changed her face and showed the service attitude that a professional who was paid to do things should have.
I don’t know why, seeing Meijia’s sweet and lovely smile, Ziqiao suddenly felt that...paying a month’s rent in exchange for Meijia’s service...
Well, it’s not a loss.
So the two of them went back to 3602, talking and laughing, and happened to see Yanyan still standing there.
Ziqiao asked in surprise, "Yanyan, why haven’t you sat down yet?"
Meijia couldn’t understand this either. Didn’t this big-wavy beauty come to their suite just to sit here and wait for someone?
So why was she standing there stupidly?
And I don’t know if it was Meijia’s illusion, she always felt that Yanyan’s eyes looking at her and Ziqiao were very strange.
This look was like looking at... a pervert and a pervert’s victim?
Here it comes
I'll go to the hospital for a re-examination tomorrow. If the report comes out OK, I'll resume posting twice a day. If there's a problem, I'll have to wait until I get the report and make another appointment with the doctor and get the medicine before resuming the update. Otherwise, even if I resume posting twice a day, I'll have to ask for leave to go to the hospital later.
But I know my physical condition, so there shouldn't be any major problems. Let's wait for the good news that I'll resume posting twice a day and posting more frequently.
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