Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Yanyan heard Zi Qiao's surprised inquiry and laughed repeatedly: "Sit, sit, I was planning to sit down."

As she spoke, she lowered her head again and glanced at the marks on Zi Qiao's quilt. She decisively carried her bag and walked to the sofa opposite to sit down.

Meijia poked Zi Qiao when she saw this, and she muttered in a low voice: "Look, I just said that your quilt is really ugly.

"No, I'm disgusted by beautiful women with big wavy hair."

Zi Qiao hummed lowly, disapproving of this.

If the quilt is ugly, then it is ugly. Anyway, making friends does not depend on whether the quilt is good-looking or not, but mainly on your own outstanding personality charm.

Zi Qiao, who still fantasizes about making friends with his own charisma, obviously doesn't know that in Yanyan's heart, his own little charisma has long been shattered.

With Meijia as his wingman, Zi Qiao is confidently planning to sit down and start his own dating plan.

As a result, Yanyan, who was sitting on the sofa on the other side, stood up in a hurry before sitting down for three seconds. Meijia was so frightened that she thought something on the sofa had burned her.

She said a very artificial "Ah", and then said in a panic: "I, I, I suddenly remembered that the gas at home was not turned off. I have to go back and turn it off quickly."

Perhaps it was because Yanyan was too nervous, or perhaps because she was not very good at lying. When she told this reason, her eyes were wandering, her limbs were stiff, and even her words were repeated.

Not to mention Ziqiao and Meijia, a pair of old gangsters who have deceived countless people, even Curry Sauce can tell that she is lying.

And this excuse...do they seem to have heard it before?

By the way, this was the same reason he used when he wanted to run away the night he confessed to Yuyou.

…

So these guys who can’t lie are all using the same excuse?

Yanyan watched the three people from Meijia staring at her with extremely strange eyes, and her already nervous mood became more and more panicked.

She asked tentatively: "Don't you believe it?"

Ziqiao and the others shook their heads subconsciously, but fearing that it would hurt Yanyan's self-esteem, they quickly smiled and nodded to express their trust: "Believe it, of course we believe it."

Yanyan is very self-aware of her ability to lie, especially since the expressions of the three of them at this time are not much more natural than when she lied just now.

She put her hand on her forehead and murmured in a low voice: "If I had known this was the case, I would have practiced lying before."

"What?" Ziqiao asked subconsciously.

"fine."

Yanyan responded instinctively, and then she realized something was wrong and suddenly shouted: "No, I have something wrong!"

Curry Sauce asked with a confused look on his face: "Then are you okay or are you okay?"

"Something happens! Something happens!" Yanyan picked up her bag and walked out the door in a panic. "I mean I still have something to do, so I have to leave first."

"What?!!"

Zi Qiao screamed, and the volume was several degrees higher than that of Yanyan who had just yelled.

He stretched out his hand to stop Yanyan and said without thinking, "No, you can't leave!"

At this moment, Zi Qiao was extremely anxious, knowing that he had just announced in front of everyone in 3602 that he wanted to make friends with this Yanyan, and for this he even cut off his flesh to bribe his wingman Meijia.

I can say that I have spoken big words and spent money, and now my dating plan is about to officially begin.

As a result, Yanyan told herself that she was leaving now?

【Are you leaving now? Then don't come in just now! 】

[If she really leaves, then not only will I lose face, but my money will also be wasted! 】

When Zi Qiao thought of this, he suddenly wanted to cry without tears and gritted his teeth.

He would rather have tried his best and failed in the end than to have his friendship-making action fail before it even started.

What's the difference between this and taking off your pants before your girlfriend says you're here to be your aunt!

Yanyan, who wanted to leave quickly, was frightened by Zi Qiao's stop. You must know that Zi Qiao is now a pervert in Yanyan's heart who has thoughts about her own sister.

A pervert stopped her and refused to let her go. Who knows what he wanted to do!

She stared at the "pervert" in front of her who was gritting his teeth and looking very abnormal, and took a few steps back timidly.

"Well, Yanyan, don't get me wrong, Xiaobu doesn't want to stop you and prevent you from leaving."

Meijia quickly pinched Ziqiao hard from behind, causing him to gasp in pain.

By the way, she quietly stepped on Zi Qiao, which stopped Zi Qiao's cry of pain that was about to blurt out.

Meijia knew that even though Zi Qiao was usually a cunning fox, if he got into trouble, he would be as childish as Yifei.

But no matter how childish you are, you can't stop others from letting her go like you've lost your mind.

This beauty with big waves was not their friend or acquaintance, so when Zi Qiao stopped her like this, she knew that he wanted to make friends with her, but she didn't know that he thought the three of them were planning to kidnap her.

Meijia is as silly as she is cute, but her professional attitude in accepting money and doing things cannot be overemphasized.

She smiled sweetly at Yanyan and tried her best to help Zi Qiao smooth things over: "Xiaobu...my brother means that even though you are here, you must at least have something to drink before leaving, otherwise it will appear that we are not treating guests well." ”

"Yeah?"

Yanyan swallowed and asked tremblingly.

"Yes, definitely!"

Meijia said and pinched Zi Qiao from behind again. Zi Qiao gasped in pain and nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, you are not in a hurry anyway, why don't you drink something before leaving?"

He just had a moment of excitement. If he still doesn't understand how stupid his behavior just now is, then he is not Lu Ziqiao.

"Forehead……"

Yanyan hesitated when she heard this. She didn't really want to stay with Zi Qiao, a pervert, but...

However, people are always curious about unknown gossip.

Although Yanyan's reason doesn't want to know too much, people's emotions and reason are often inconsistent.

It's like many people find videos showing cow hoof trimming, earwax removal, and pimple popping disgusting, but they still can't help but watch it.

As a result, before she could hesitate for long, Curry Sauce, who had been holding up the juice, quickly handed the juice to Yanyan under the hint of Zi Qiao's eyes.

Yanyan took the juice hesitantly. She ignored the perverted Zi Qiao and glanced at the sweet and cute Mei Jia and the well-behaved and sensible Curry Sauce.

If you just sit here and drink a glass of juice, there shouldn't be any problem...right?

She sat down silently.

Seeing Yanyan sitting down, Zi Qiao finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Although he was curious about why Yanyan, who was fine at first, suddenly made up a reason to leave, he was short on time and had heavy tasks, so now was not a good time to ask this question.

Zi Qiao adjusted his suit, with a confident look on his face again.

Even though he may only have time for Yanyan to finish a glass of juice, this is enough for him.

You know, you are an invincible love prodigal. Difficult things like picking up girls are easy for him. Now it's just making an ordinary friend of the opposite sex. Isn't that a piece of cake?

Zi Qiao is very confident in his interpersonal skills. He even feels that he only needs a few short words to make Yanyan completely change her view of him!

Yes, Zi Qiao is so confident and not afraid of being slapped in the face.

He wants to show Meijia and Curry Sauce what it means to be a master, a master, a master!

The proud Zi Qiao showed a determined smile on his lips.

Perhaps because he was too complacent, Zi Qiao subconsciously asked: "Yanyan, please...are you lonely tonight?"

"puff!"

Yanyan just sat down and took a sip of juice. When she heard Zi Qiao's shocking words, she was so frightened that she spit out all the juice in her mouth.

This, this, this, what is the problem? ! !

What does this pervert want to do? ! !

After hearing Zi Qiao's words, Meijia and Curry Sauce's legs went weak and their eyes went dark.

[Lu Ziqiao, is this how you make friends of the opposite sex? 】

[…Although this is how you made friends of the opposite sex before, it’s different this time. 】

[You dare to say this kind of hookup-style dating speech! 】

The two looked at each other silently and sighed in confusion.

They originally thought that no matter how difficult Zi Qiao was at making ordinary friends, he could at least insist on chatting for a dozen or so sentences.

It turned out that he was doing well, killing the game with just one sentence.

Zi Qiao, who realized that he had said the wrong thing, became even more panicked when he heard Meijia and Curry Sauce sigh. So he blurted out again: "Sorry, occupational disease."

As soon as the words "occupational disease" were spoken, Yanyan, who was already extremely shocked, was frightened and coughed repeatedly.

She suddenly stood up and looked at Ziqiao in disbelief: "Occupational disease? Didn't you tell me you were a poet?"

"Well..."

Zi Qiao, who said the wrong thing twice, put his hand on his forehead in pain. In this situation, let alone a prodigal in love, it would be useless even if Yue Lao came.

At this moment, he could only close his eyes, and said nonsensically: "Actually, I was just joking.

"Yanyan, you also know that I am a poet, and intellectuals like to make silly jokes.

"Otherwise, why is there a word called a literati and a poet?"

"hehe……"

Before Yanyan could react, Meijia and Curry Sauce laughed awkwardly.

[What a cold joke. 】

[Ziqiao is hopeless today, so she should be carried down and buried. 】

"Then just keep showing off."

Yanyan sneered, picked up her bag and retreated to the door without saying a word.

It's just that she's not very good at lying, and it's not like she can't tell when others are lying.

Moreover, Yanyan's impression of Zi Qiao was extremely bad. Now of course she couldn't believe Zi Qiao's sophistry.

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao's image became worse and worse in her heart.

From this aspect, the FLAG that Zi Qiao had vowed to make in his heart just now was really not slapped in the face. He really made Yanyan completely change her view of him in just a few words.

At first, Yanyan thought that Zi Qiao was just a pervert who had obscene thoughts about her sister. Now it seemed that he was completely and utterly a perverted scumbag who had obscene thoughts about all beautiful girls.

Forehead……

How should I put it, her idea did not mean that she had wronged Zi Qiao. Zi Qiao did have obscene thoughts about all beautiful girls.

It was obvious that Yanyan's deduction was wrong from the beginning, and her thoughts in the middle were never right. It could even be said that she was wrong all the way to the end... But in the end, she was really wrong.

It can only be said that this is a kind of talent, a talent that Guanyu cannot envy.

[Sekiya:? ? ? 】

Seeing that Yanyan was about to leave, Zi Qiao knew that his idea of ​​making friends was useless, but he still tried his best to explain: "Yanyan, don't get me wrong, I actually just want to be friends with you."

"Making friends? Are there any friends like you?"

Yanyan looked at Zi Qiao with a cold face and said, "I have politely rejected you since the first time you approached me, now I might as well say it directly.

“When I make friends, I still like people who are moral and connotative, rather than a loser who is good on the outside but loses everything on the inside.

"We will absolutely, absolutely, never be friends!"

Zi Qiao's eyes widened in astonishment: "No, why don't I have any meaning?"

Curry Sauce heard this and muttered in a low voice: "So, is Brother Ziqiao acquiescing that he has no morals?"

Meijia expressed her understanding: "Ziqiao, no one believes him when he says he is moral."

Yanyan sneered and opened her legs, about to leave 3602.

When she opened the door of 3602, she happened to bump into Xiaoxian in a suit who had arrived belatedly.

"Sorry, I was delayed because of something urgent, but I hope I'm not late."

Xiaoxian in a suit was talking, when suddenly he arched his nose, and then looked at the three people in 3602 with slight surprise.

He sensed that the atmosphere in this suite was not normal, but he didn't understand what was going on.

"Teacher Zeng...xian!"

Curry Sauce changed her mind and asked: "Is she your friend?"

"Well, Yanyan is a colleague in the human resources department of our radio station, and we have only just met."

Xiaoxian in a suit replied lightly.

"Xiao Xian!"

Yanyan quickly hid behind Xiaoxian in a suit as if she had seen a savior. She stuck her head out and said to Zi Qiao, "Xiaobu, you really should learn from Xiaoxian. You two also live in the same house. In this apartment, he has much more substance than you!"

Yanyan did not mention moral matters. In her opinion, even a random person on the street would be much more moral than Zi Qiao.

The fact...is indeed the case.

When Zi Qiao heard this, he felt like he was struck by lightning. He covered his chest and stepped back in disbelief.

Suddenly, the entire 3602 echoed with the sound of Zi Qiao breaking his defense.

"I have no meaning?

"Me! I'm Lu Xiaobu! I have no meaning!

"I don't have the connotation of Teacher Zeng?!"

When Xiaoxian in a suit heard this, his face turned as dark as the bottom of a pot. After having sex for a long time, what Zi Qiao couldn't accept the most was that he couldn't compare to her, right?

Xiaoxian in a suit snorted, and then said calmly: "Yanyan, let's go."

"good!"

Yanyan decisively agreed, she didn't want to stay here any longer.

Seeing that Yanyan's attitude towards him was completely different from before, Xiaoxian in a suit chuckled in his heart.

Although she didn't understand what Zi Qiao had done, with his help, Yanyan's favorability towards her had obviously increased a lot.

Zi Qiao is truly Zeng Xiaoxian's good brother. Whatever he needs most now, he will help him even if he sacrifices his own image.

Touched, so touched!

Xiaoxian in a suit showed a bright smile towards Zi Qiao.

This kind of smile was very familiar to Zi Qiao. He also smiled like this at his wingman when he achieved his goal.

So...I became his wingman? ! !

As Xiaoxian and Yanyan in suits left, Zi Qiao fell to his knees miserably. At this time, 3602 seemed to begin to echo an inexplicable melody.

[Snowflakes are flying and the north wind is blowing. 】

【Heaven and earth~a vast area~~~】

Zi Qiao, whose self-confidence was severely beaten, looked up to the sky and screamed in pain.

"No!!!"

"No!!!"

When "Yu Mo" learned that she had once again sent the documents to the wrong place, she leaned weakly on her chair and screamed to the sky.

Coming, coming