Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Lisa, be careful on the road."

"Lisa, walk slowly."

Yifei and Xiaoxian in a suit smiled and waved to Lisa in the car. After Lisa drove away, the two people seemed to have been drained of energy in an instant. They were hunched over, with drooped faces, looking confused. zombie appearance.

"Oh my God, I finally got it."

Yifei stretched out her hands to press her swollen temples, and she whined listlessly: "I really didn't expect that Lisa would be more difficult to deal with than those weird tenants who need us to negotiate and mediate.

"Thanks to the tacit understanding between the two of us, otherwise we really wouldn't be able to defeat her."

"normal."

Xiaoxian in a suit rubbed his eyebrows, yawned, and said lightly: "As far as Lisa's feelings for Zi Qiao, it's amazing that she didn't go crazy on the spot when she suddenly saw Zi Qiao and Mei Jia, and she could still listen to us patiently. .

"If nothing else, what would you do if it were you, Yifei?"

"Do you even need to ask?"

After Yifei put herself in Lisa's perspective, she sneered directly: "If it were me, I would definitely be a scumbag like Shangzi Qiao, and you guys are just dodging bullets."

"So, Lisa really deserves to be Lisa."

Xiaoxian in a suit smiled faintly, and then he looked at Yifei, trying hard not to let the proud smile on his face be too obvious.

"I have disturbed your meal and affected your date. I still want to apologize to you."

Yifei waved her hand and said nonchalantly: "It's okay, your career future and Zi Qiao's life safety are more important than the ideal handsome guy."

Xiaoxian in a suit yawned and asked casually, "Then you and Mr. Shen... are there still dramas?"

Yifei frowned and pondered for a while, and finally sighed regretfully.

"Actually, there is drama, but... forget it."

She muttered dejectedly: "Because of you guys today, I have completely humiliated myself in front of Shen Linfeng, and I'm really embarrassed to go any further.

"Besides, if Shen Linfeng and I really become boyfriend and girlfriend, I have to explain to him why Nanfeng is not my brother, why Ziqiao and Meijia are not brother and sister, and why Meijia is not blind... It's troublesome just thinking about it. To die."

Xiaoxian in a suit chuckled lightly. After getting this answer, he felt that his spirits were much better. He even asked hypocritically: "But isn't he your ideal type? Wouldn't it be a pity to miss him like this?"

"It's just the ideal appearance type."

Yifei snorted and once again stated her mate selection criteria that she had reiterated countless times: "My Hu Yifei's man, he is either smarter than me or stronger than me.

"Otherwise, why would he conquer me?"

"so?"

“So only intelligence and strength are the most important, appearance and figure are just spices at best.

"Besides, even if Shen Linfeng's appearance is my ideal type, as long as my boyfriend is handsome enough, I don't need an ideal type.

"It's like Sekiya always said that he likes feminine girls before he fell in love, but in the end he ended up with Yuyou."

Xiaoxian in a suit was silent for a while, and then he suddenly asked in a cowardly manner: "Then if you are as handsome as me, can you crush your ideal type?"

Yifei couldn't help but laugh when she heard this: "You are so funny."

Xiaoxian in a suit: (⊙﹏⊙).

"Okay, it's getting late, we should go back."

Yifei asked Xiaoxian in a suit: "Did you drive here?"

He nodded.

"That's fine. I can just take your car back."

Xiaoxian in the suit nodded again, and then he let out a long yawn.

Yifei was surprised: "Are you sleepy so early?"

She turned her head and looked at Xiaoxian in a suit carefully, and then she realized that this guy actually covered his dark circles with foundation.

"What the hell!"

Yifei exclaimed: "Why are the black circles under your eyes so heavy, as if you were beaten?"

Xiaoxian in a suit remained silent.

Yifei thought about how Xiaoxian in a suit went out early and came back late in the past two days. She asked directly: "How long have you slept in the past two days?"

Xiaoxian in a suit didn't want to say anything, but under Yifei's repeated questioning, he still had to stretch out a finger.

She was immediately shocked.

"You only slept for an hour in two days?!!"

"...No, I haven't slept."

"Depend on!"

Yifei didn't know what to say for a moment. She patted her forehead, and then glared at Xiaoxian in the suit unceremoniously: "You haven't slept for two days and two nights. Are you afraid that you won't die suddenly, right?"

Without waiting for him to say anything else, Yifei reached out and asked Xiaoxian in a suit for the car keys.

"I'll drive this car. As sleepy as you are now, something will happen if you continue to drive."

Xiaoxian, who was in a suit, didn't say much in reply. He obediently handed the car keys to Yifei, and the two of them drove the new car towards the apartment like a swimming fish.

On the way, Yifei glanced at Xiaoxian in a suit who was still writing and drawing on his phone with his head down. She frowned and asked, "You are so sleepy and you haven't gone to bed yet. What are you doing on your phone?"

Xiaoxian in the suit felt his eyelids were heavy, he pulled himself together and said: "I am making a ten-year life plan and happiness strategy for Zeng Xiaoxian.

“This includes but is not limited to how much money he should save every month, what kind of financial management projects he should invest the money in, and the amount of exercise and physical training plan he should ensure every day, every week, every month, and every year.

"Also, what conditions should he meet before he can try to continue to be promoted? What age should he buy a house, how old should he get married, how old should he have children... By the way, do you think I should also write a copy of the child's education methods? he?"

Yifei was dumbfounded. She almost hit the accelerator and crashed into the car in front of her.

What kind of life planning and happiness strategy is this? This is clearly a customs clearance manual for Earth OL!

Yifei really wants Guangu, who loves planning, to listen to what Xiaoxian in the suit said.

Guangu, look at it! Look at people! This is called planning!

By the way, what is Sekiya doing now?

Xiaoxian in a suit continued: "Besides these, there are many other odds and ends, I have written them down in the memo.

"When Zeng Xiaoxian comes back, remember to remind him to go see it."

"oh……"

Yifei nodded silently. She looked at Xiaoxian in a suit with a tired look on his face and couldn't help but ask: "Can't you wait until you have a good rest before doing these things?"

"no."

Xiaoxian in a suit rubbed his face: "Although I don't know when we will change back, I can feel that I don't have much time left.

"I don't have time to waste on meaningless things like sleeping."

Yifei asked with a strange look on her face: "You have made so many plans and strategies, do you really think Zeng Xiaoxian will do what you say?"

"Definitely not."

Xiaoxian in a suit sneered: "If a loser like him could do this, he wouldn't still be like this when he is almost thirty years old.

"If it weren't for the help of you friends, he would probably still be the last radio host by now."

Yifei felt even more strange after hearing this: "Since you know he won't do what you say, why do you still write so much?"

“Anyway, it’s not too strenuous to write these things, just write them casually for fun.

“Besides, if I write ten, he can only do one at most.

"Then when I write ten thousand items, he can still write ten items no matter what.

"No matter how inefficient the change and progress is, it is still better than doing nothing and not making any progress or change at all."

"hiss……"

Listening to Xiaoxian's words in Suit, Yifei couldn't help but be moved by him: "Are you too kind to Zeng Xiaoxian? Even my biological father can't do this to you."

"I don't quite understand what you mean."

He leaned back in the chair and yawned. He didn't know if it was because Yifei was around, but he felt his sleepiness rising.

"I make life plans and happiness strategies for myself. Isn't this a normal thing?"

Yifei hesitated for a moment, and then honestly said what was in her heart: "But I have always felt that you two are completely different people, and you have no obligation to do so much for his life.

"I think you should live your own life and enjoy the miracle that the Dream Instrument brings to you."

After listening to Yifei's words, Xiaoxian in a suit showed a rare warm smile on his face.

"As much as I hate to admit it, he and I were never separate entities.

"I am his fantasy and his sustenance for beauty, and he is my reality and the meaning of all existence. There is no life between us and your life and mine."

Xiaoxian in a suit paused, and as he felt sleepy, he spoke more slowly: "To put it more bluntly, we are the same person with two sides.

"He is Zeng Xiaoxian, and I am also Zeng Xiaoxian.

"In other words, he is not Zeng Xiaoxian, and I am not Zeng Xiaoxian. Together we are the Zeng Xiaoxian you know."

He slowly turned to look at Yifei: "And what do you think I should do to enjoy this hard-won miracle?"

Yifei said without thinking: "Eat delicious food, drink delicious food, have fun, and do what you want."

"But I am a fantasy partner. Do you think there will be a shortage of good food, drink and fun in the fantasy world?"

"Does fantasy count?"

"It doesn't make much difference to me."

He leaned back in his chair and squinted his eyes, looking at the dazzling street lights on both sides of the road, his eyelids becoming heavier and heavier.

Xiaoxian murmured softly: "As for doing what you want to do...am I just doing what you want to do now?

“Food, clothing, and supplies, no matter how good they are, are just embellishments to me, I don’t care about them.

"A person as outstanding as me finally came to reality not just to be a useless person and ask for something from the world.

"At least, at least, at least I have to leave my mark for this world, for you, and for my own life.

"This can prove...that I have been here."

Yifei was silent when she heard this, only her eyes flickered.

If the person in front of her was really the other side of Zeng Xiaoxian, she suddenly felt that she didn't know as much about Zeng Xiaoxian as she thought.

At least I rarely cared about his inner world, and I didn't know that there might be something else hidden under his wretched appearance.

Xiaoxian smiled mysteriously and said to Yifei: "Actually, I have prepared a special gift for you, but the time has not come yet."

Yifei suddenly became curious: "What gift is it, and when do you need it?"

He shook his head: "I can't say, I can't say..."

Yifei wanted to continue asking about the special gift, but she heard a soft snoring in her ear.

Two days of sleepless nights were too tiring for him.

Yifei sighed depressedly and could only continue driving silently.

When she drove the car back to the apartment and parked it, she saw Xiaoxian was still sleeping soundly. She thought about it and didn't wake Xiaoxian directly, but sat quietly aside and played with her mobile phone.

Gradually, Xiaoxian's body slowly tilted towards Yifei, until his big head hit Yifei's shoulder lightly.

Yifei's mouth twitched slightly, but seeing that even her own flash didn't respond to him, Yifei simply followed him.

"Yifei..."

Xiaoxian whispered softly in his dream.

Yifei was playing with her phone and responded unhappily, "What are you doing?"

"It's great to have you here."

She turned her head to look at Xiaoxian in surprise, and saw that he was still sleeping soundly, even drooling on her shoulder. Yifei gave Xiaoxian a look of disdain.

She put down her phone and closed her eyes to rest, not knowing what she was thinking.

After a long while, Yifei's helpless muttering echoed in the car.

"I really lost to you."

Here it comes

The scenes of the fantasy partners are basically over here, and there should be no chapters strongly related to them in the future, unless Pigeon thinks of something creative that has to be written.

By the way, do you all dislike the plot about fantasy partners?