Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

When Nanfeng and his group returned to the apartment, it was already late.

The few people who witnessed and imagined the good show between Guan Gu and Youyou in the car were anxious and wanted to rush to Guan Gu's bedroom to ask what he meant by "just for fun".

However, they considered that they didn't know what happened later. If Guan Gu and Youyou's "just for fun" tonight was really that interesting, they might see a surprise of white flowers all over the bed when they rushed in.

No matter how gossipy they were, they didn't have to appreciate these messy pictures.

So Nanfeng and his group of five returned to their own suites, and after a simple wash, they prepared to go to bed.

For Ziqiao and Meijia, it was really not suitable for them to take a bath in their current state.

But as a normal person, even in winter, they can't go without a bath for three whole days, not to mention that they have been busy these two days and are sweating all over. If they don't take a bath, their bodies will soon ferment.

Although they could only go to the bathroom together if they wanted to take a bath, fortunately there was a thick curtain in the bathroom that separated the wet and dry areas of the bathroom. The two of them only needed to stand inside and outside the curtain respectively, and they could still take a bath.

The only thing to consider with this way of bathing is the character of the other person when one person is taking a bath.

Of course, Meijia would never peek at Ziqiao taking a bath. As for Ziqiao... he was indeed not a good person, but he was just lustful, not a pervert. Ziqiao would never bother to do such a vulgar thing.

Besides, what was so good about Chen Meijia's figure?

Ziqiao crossed his arms and turned his back to the curtain with an impatient look.

Women take a long time to take a bath.

Listening to the sound of water dripping behind him, his eyes slowly began to wander.

...

When the two of them finished washing, they carefully pushed open the door of the bathroom, and the two heads poked out stealthily.

Seeing that there was no one in the living room, they rushed out of the bathroom in a hurry.

The first thing Meijia said when she came to the living room was: "I'm so tired. This is the first time I took a shower and felt like I was guarding against thieves."

"Hey, who do you think is the thief?"

Ziqiao immediately shouted in dissatisfaction: "I didn't look sideways the whole time, and I didn't even move my head."

"So what?"

Meijia rolled her eyes at him and said unhappily: "So should I still praise you for having lustful intentions but no courage, and you are really a moral model and a role model for men?"

"Prejudice, naked prejudice!"

Ziqiao was too lazy to say anything more to Meijia. The two of them laid their own quilts on their respective sofas.

Ziqiao sat on the sofa with his buttocks, closed his eyes and moaned with pleasure.

"Great~~~"

Meijia sat on the sofa on the other side, looking down at her phone, and was too lazy to pay attention to Ziqiao.

"Are you still playing with your phone?"

Zi Qiao patted the sofa, really treating himself like a young master and giving orders: "Hurry up and go to bed, we still have to continue to pick up girls tomorrow morning."

"Still pick up girls?!!"

Mei Jia widened her eyes: "Isn't Teacher Xian's date with Lisa tonight? Now no one wants to compete with you for the throne of the king of picking up girls in the apartment.

"Lv Zi Qiao, don't you think it's embarrassing enough for me to follow you these two days?

"Can't you just stop for a while?"

"Sorry, this is called life is endless, and picking up girls is endless."

Zi Qiao said confidently: "Pick up girls is about perseverance, perseverance, dripping water wears away stone, gathering sand into a tower, an old horse in the stable, and ambitions are thousands of miles away. Only in this way can you be invincible, unstoppable, and the dragon swings its tail and gallops on the horse."

"Tsk."

Mei Jia said contemptuously: "You are not well educated, but you use a lot of idioms.

"Anyway, if you want to go, go by yourself. I will never accompany you to embarrass yourself.

"If I go with you to pick up girls again, there might be rumors in the bar that a pair of orthopedic siblings are looking for someone to have a threesome."

"Hey, you're not going to be so cowardly, are you?"

Zi Qiao persuaded: "At worst, you can help me be a wingman to pick up beautiful women, and then I'll help you be a wingman to pick up handsome men."

"Get lost, I don't have time!"

Seeing that Mei Jia flatly rejected his idea and continued to play with her phone, he leaned back on the sofa and wailed.

"If you don't let me pick up girls, you have to let me do something to entertain myself, right?"

Zi Qiao's eyes lit up, and he started to think of bad ideas again: "How about we go to 3y tomorrow and invite a bunch of handsome men and beautiful women to have fun together?"

"Handsome men? Party? Happy!"

Mei Jia's eyes suddenly lit up when she heard this, and a crazy smile appeared on her face, as if she was about to agree to it the next moment.

In fact, it was true. She excitedly reached out to Zi Qiao, and her eyes seemed to have crossed time and space and saw the handsome men at tomorrow's party.

Zi Qiao was puzzled when he saw Mei Jia reaching out to him: "What?"

"To get the money, the party money!"

Mei Jia was impatient and said tremblingly: "Give me the money now, and I will contact Joey to book the drinks and other things for tomorrow's party.

"You and Joey don't have a good relationship. If you ask him to book, he will definitely not give you a discount. Let me do it."

"Hehe..."

Zi Qiao thought about his wallet when he heard it, and the smile on his face instantly became uglier than crying.

As soon as Meijia saw Ziqiao's embarrassed smile, she knew that he was short of money. Meijia waved her hand: "It's okay. We have ways to deal with it.

"I will cover the basic expenses of the party. You can pay for your share with labor.

"Tomorrow morning, you will go to the wholesaler to move the wine and drinks, and then go to the supermarket to pick up things. The party layout and the subsequent cleaning will also be handed over to you..."

Seeing Meijia nagging about a lot of troublesome and tedious things, Ziqiao's smile became more and more stiff.

He shrank his neck and muttered in a voice as thin as a mosquito: "Can't we hold a party first and then collect everyone's share of money?"

"Tsk."

Meijia expressed her contempt for Ziqiao mercilessly: "You are unwilling to pay money and unwilling to work hard. You always expect others to pay for your happiness all day long.

"Lv Ziqiao, you are really promising. Do you really think of yourself as a young master? "

Zi Qiao was embarrassed by Mei Jia's words, and he hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, I won't hold this party."

Zi Qiao, who failed to hold the party, leaned on the sofa in frustration and began to sigh.

They couldn't pick up girls or hold parties. As long as Mei Jia didn't cooperate, he would have no fun.

Zi Qiao suddenly felt that his life in the next few days would be absolutely lifeless, no beauties, no parties, no excitement.

There was only long boredom, boredom, and boredom.

He glanced at Mei Jia who was still playing with her phone with a listless look: "What are you doing with your phone in your hand these days? If you want to have fun, take me with you."

Mei Jia subconsciously covered her phone and said nonchalantly: "Nothing."

"Oh."

Zi Qiao nodded silently. After a while, he suddenly shouted in horror: "Lisa? Why did you chase me here! "

Mei Jia was startled when she heard this. She turned her head quickly and looked over. Then Zi Qiao snatched her phone away at lightning speed.

"Lv Zi Qiao! Give it back to me!"

Mei Jia shouted angrily, but Zi Qiao just laughed and said, "Let me see what's so interesting in your phone."

His eyes swept across the screen of Mei Jia's phone, and then he was stunned.

Zi Qiao looked at Mei Jia with a strange face: "You are actually looking for a job?"

Mei Jia snorted and snatched her phone: "What's wrong with looking for a job? Can't I find a job?"

"But aren't you doing a good job as Guan Gu's life assistant?"

"Oh..."

Zi Qiao suddenly realized: "Is it because Guan Gu spent too much money after falling in love, so he planned to fire you to save the salary?"

Without waiting for Mei Jia to reply, Zi Qiao had already stood up and said, "This is ridiculous. Mei Jia, don't worry, I will go and fool Guan Gu, and I will definitely not let him fire you!

"Sit down."

Mei Jia saw Zi Qiao was going to help her without thinking, and she felt a little funny in her helplessness.

She pulled Zi Qiao to sit down and explained seriously: "It's not that Guan Gu wants to fire me, I'm planning to find a new job."

"You want to find a new job?"

Zi Qiao suddenly realized again: "I know, you are dissatisfied with Guan Gu for not giving you a raise?"

"It's okay. I'll help you fool Guan Gu."

"No."

Mei Jia said with a smile: "It has nothing to do with what you think, I just want to find a new job."

Zi Qiao was completely confused: "Why?"

Mei Jia turned her head to look at Guan Gu's bedroom, then covered her mouth and whispered to Zi Qiao what she was thinking.

"Oh, so that's it."

Zi Qiao finally understood what was going on, and then he reached out and touched Mei Jia's forehead: "You don't have a fever, why are you confused?"

"What, what are you doing. "

Meijia patted Ziqiao's hand in disdain.

"No, Meijia, are you really short-circuited?"

Ziqiao looked at Meijia with a sick look in his eyes. This was the first time in his life that he heard someone say that they disliked their job because it paid a lot but did not do much, and then planned to change to a new job.

Isn't this just sick!

"Meijia, I remember that your previous wish was to marry a good man, and live a good life with no worries about food and drink, eating and waiting for death, and having money and love?

"Although marrying a man is different from choosing a boss, why do you want to do this when you have the opportunity to eat and wait for death?"

"People always have to make progress."

Meijia lowered her head and swiped the recruitment software on her mobile phone, muttering in a low voice: "In the past, when I was floating in the rivers and lakes, I had money and spent lavishly, and when I didn't have money, I starved. Of course, my biggest wish was to have no worries about food and drink, eat and wait for death, and find a good man to marry.

"Now I have moved into an apartment, I have enough food and clothes, and I don't have to worry about it anymore.

"The most important thing is that I have everyone in the apartment. I feel that even if I am doing badly, I will never live the same life as before.

"At this time, people always want to pursue something more advanced."

"More advanced things?"

Zi Qiao came close to Mei Jia and glanced at the recruitment software information on her phone.

"Formaldehyde purifier, negative review remover, water quality tester... These messy jobs don't look very advanced."

He reached out and clicked on the recruitment information of these jobs, and was surprised to find that there were actually people who would apply for these stupid jobs.

"Why are all the applicants for these part-time jobs a person named Du*? Is he short of money?"

Zi Qiao looked at Mei Jia and asked, "So these are the more advanced things you pursue?"

"Oh, I'm not talking about the senior level of the profession."

Meijia took back her mobile phone. In fact, she also felt that these professions were too stupid, but she had no academic qualifications, no ability, and no background. The company she wanted to go to was looked down upon. The company she wanted to go to had everyone looking down on her at a glance. It's a big hole.

However, when she thought that most college students today were in the same situation as herself when looking for jobs, Meijia was no longer so depressed.

She said seriously: "Actually, it doesn't matter how much money I have, as long as I make enough money to live on my own, buy clothes, comics, dolls, snacks, lollipops, cosmetics, etc." …”

The more Meijia spoke, the lower her voice became. She suddenly felt that the money she earned was really worthless.

She coughed lightly and forced her respect: "I actually just want to find a job that can reflect my own value and make me feel that what I do is useful, rather than being a life assistant in Guangu now, with or without me. I’m not much different.”

Ziqiao frowned. He still felt that Meijia didn't want to be Guangu's life assistant, but wanted to find other jobs. This decision was too stupid.

Why didn’t I know that Meijia was also an idealist?

He advised aloud: "Mika, it's not up to you to decide whether there is any difference." Since Sekiya didn't fire you, it proves that you are very important to him. "

"Um."

Meijia nodded: "If it weren't for me, he wouldn't have changed so many pairs of pants."

Zi Qiao looked confused when he heard this: "Huh?"

"...I accidentally ironed dozens of pairs of pants for him over the past year or so."

"oh."

Zi Qiao suddenly felt ashamed. After racking his brains for a long time, he could only say dryly: "At least, at least you have to help him cook."

"But even if I don't work as Guan Gu's daily assistant, I will cook for him just like I cook for you. It's not like I'm confiscating your food expenses."

"How much is the food bill worth?"

Zi Qiao said in a deep voice: "Mijia, I think you should not think so much, go to work down-to-earth, and be Guangu's life assistant honestly. Making money is the way to go."

When Zi Qiao said this, he sighed silently. It was hard for him to imagine that one day he would actually advise others not to think too much and to work down-to-earth.

But this is already the best choice for Meijia, who has withdrawn from the world.

After all, her abilities in Jianghu were social and not suitable for serious work.

The most important thing is that she and Curry Sauce are two humanoid error-making machines. No matter what they do, they may make mistakes and omissions that others don't expect.

Otherwise, with Meijia's ability to do housework, how could she have burned dozens of pairs of Sekiya's pants.

In response to Ziqiao's persuasion, Meijia still shook her head.

"Actually, even if I am willing to continue to be Guangu's life assistant, this job will not last long.

"I support Guan Gu and Youyou a thousand times and ten thousand times together, but they will always get married, have children, and start their own families in the future.

"At that time, I will still be Guangu's daily life assistant. I will just cook all day long, and then let Guangu spend money to support me with peace of mind. What's going on?

"Sekugu will no longer need a life assistant sooner or later. Rather than embarrassing him and Youyou then, it's better for me to take advantage of the fact that my life assistant is still useful and find a good job."

"impossible."

Zi Qiao said firmly: "You are our friend. Whether it is Guan Gu or my aunt, they won't mind. If it doesn't work... you can go and be a nanny for their family."

"I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!"

Meijia spat at Zi Qiao: "Tell yourself whether this is an idea that only a human can come up with."

He shrugged: "I don't think there's anything wrong with it."

Meijia pouted: "I think Nanfeng is right. If the basis for maintaining a job is not ability but friendship, then the relationship will deteriorate sooner or later.

"I also want to be lifelong good friends with Sekiya and Youyou, not a nanny who lives off their friendship."

"It's Nanfeng again, he has a lot of principles."

Zi Qiao snorted coldly, and then asked angrily: "Since he is so good at talking, has he helped you find a job?"

Meijia looked embarrassed when she heard this, and she said sheepishly: "Actually, Nanfeng asked me to go to his dubbing studio before to try to see if I am qualified for operations or front desk positions."

"Then what?"

"Then I was accidentally infected by a computer virus while sitting at the front desk playing on the computer. The computers in the entire studio were paralyzed, and all the data in the operations department were lost."

Zi Qiao couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth after hearing Meng Jia's words.

Suddenly he wasn't so worried about Meijia not being Sekiya's life assistant and going to do other jobs.

With her destructive ability, she can handle some small things in Sekiya, because even if she messes up in the end, it won't be too bad.

As for Nanfeng, even if he doesn't expect the dubbing studio to make much money for himself, as the boss, he must ensure that the studio can make the people under him make money.

It is enough to have a curry sauce in the dubbing studio. If a small studio can raise the two crouching dragons and phoenixes of Meijia and Curry...

When the weather gets colder, let the south wind go bankrupt.

When Meijia saw Zi Qiao's appearance, she muttered with an embarrassed face: "Oh, I know I'm not very good at this, but I also want to make progress."

Zi Qiao raised his eyebrows: "Progress?"

"yes."

Meijia counted on her fingers: "In the more than a year since we moved in, Nanfeng and Zhanbo are now preparing to start a company together, Wanyu has become a fashion editor, and Curry Sauce has become a voice actor.

“Yifei’s role as a counselor is just a transition, she will be promoted to a formal lecturer sooner or later.

"Teacher Zeng has been upgraded from a radio host to a TV host. Teacher Xian is still not satisfied. He wants to treat Lisa to dinner tonight to make progress.

“Sekiya’s Love Three-Legged Cat was successfully published and now we are also preparing to launch a new track of electronic comics.

"Yuyou has signed a new agency, not to mention Yumo.

"Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei... Although Zhang Wei has not passed the law test, he is working very hard."

Meijia told everyone in the apartment one by one, and then she concluded: "You see, everyone is changing and making progress, and no one of them is satisfied with the status quo.

"Everyone is getting better and better. I can't stay where I am and watch them go further and further away."

Ziqiao was stunned for a moment when he heard Meijia's words, and then a little sweat broke out on his forehead.

Before he could say anything, Meijia had already continued: "Don't mention it's me. Aren't you worried about this too these days?"

Hearing this, Zi Qiao subconsciously denied it: "How could I worry about such a boring thing? Are you crazy?"

Meijia rolled her eyes at Ziqiao: "You can deceive others, how can you deceive me?

"The reason why you went crazy trying to pick up girls after being overshadowed by Teacher Xian is because you thought there might be someone among everyone who was more charming and better at picking up girls than you.

"You are worried that you will be replaced by Teacher Xian, so you work hard to prove that you are the king of love in the iPartment.

"This way, even if you don't know anything, you can at least help everyone with things like picking up girls and relationships, and you won't be left behind."

Zi Qiao fell silent immediately, and silence often means guilty conscience.

After seeing that Yanyan, who she had tried to strike up a conversation with two or three times without any results, was taken away by Teacher Xian so easily, she even became his wingman by mistake.

At that moment, Zi Qiao felt unspeakably panicked.

You must know that he knows nothing except lying to others and picking up girls.

If even the charm and attractiveness that you are proud of, or even the only thing worthy of praise, have been suppressed by others, then what is the point of being in the apartment.

If his charm and attractiveness are not number one in the apartment, then he really doesn't have even the slightest advantage.

It's just that the panic and uneasiness in Zi Qiao's heart at that time was misunderstood by him as his too strong competitiveness. He would never allow Teacher Xian to step on him as a wingman.

But it wasn't until Meijia said this that he realized that his nonsense and absurdity these days were actually more about his fear of being replaced and eliminated.

Ziqiao figured out these things, but he would never admit them in front of Meijia.

"I think you are just worried about yourself and think everyone should be the same as you."

He snorted and said forcefully: "I won't worry about this, because I am the number one pick-up artist in the apartment."

"Okay, okay, whatever you say."

Meijia curled her lips. She felt that it was rare for her to talk to Ziqiao about her innermost feelings, but it turned out that this guy was just a tough talker and treated her as an outsider.

This made Meijia feel very boring. She put down her phone, pointed at Ziqiao's nose and warned: "I'm warning you, you must not tell Guangu and Youyou what I told you tonight. I don't want them to think it's me. Did something wrong."

"I understand."

The flustered Zi Qiao didn't even think about quarreling with Meijia, and just agreed perfunctorily.

"That's good, turn off the lights and go to bed."

Meijia patted Zi Qiao and motioned for him to turn off the lights with her.

The two of them got up, turned off the lights, and lay down on their respective sofas in the dark.

After about a while, Meijia turned over and said, "Zi Qiao."

"Um."

"Actually, you don't have to worry about that at all, because even if one day you are no longer the most dashing and the best at picking up girls among us, everyone will still like you."

The dark living room echoed with Meijia's comfort, but other than that there was only the sound of the two people's long breathing.

One minute, two minutes, five minutes, ten minutes...

In such a dark, blind, quiet and peaceful world, the passage of time seems to become blurred, and everything around seems to be no longer important.

Only the two hearts are gradually beating at the same frequency.

After an unknown amount of time, Zi Qiao's voice suddenly sounded.

"Mika..."

Meijia's long and thick eyelashes trembled slightly: "Huh?"

"I……"

"I……"

"I……"

"I want to go to the toilet."

Meijia opened her eyes, and there was a fierce look in her eyes that wanted to eat Ziqiao alive.

"The atmosphere has reached this point, you actually want to go to the toilet?!!"

Nanfeng looked at 3602, showing an expression like an old man on the subway looking at his phone: "Bah, coward!"

He shook his head helplessly, then turned around and knocked on Yumo's door.

Here it comes

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Pigeon feels that his ability to break up chapters is getting better and better.

Hahahahaha.