Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 591 Emperor Zeng and Prime Minister Chu
Early in the morning of the 12th, Yifei took Yumo to the kitchen of 3601.
"Yumo, given your poor cooking ability, I will introduce you to the raw materials for making homemade chocolates while there are still two days before Valentine's Day.
"Let's get familiar with the process and try it a few more times, so that we can make the most perfect, delicious, and affectionate homemade chocolate on Valentine's Day!"
Yumo's face fell instantly when she heard Yifei's words. This familiar sentence reminded her of the interactive drama that was a mess not long ago and flopped silently.
But I'm just making chocolate, so I shouldn't repeat the miserable situation of the interactive drama... right?
Yifei didn't know what Yumo was thinking at this time. She pointed to several plates on the stove: "These are filled with cocoa beans, almonds, creamer, and jam..."
"Wait!"
Yumo quickly stopped: "Yifei, you talk too fast, I can't tell which cocoa beans, almonds, and creamer are which?"
"...Ah? "Yifei looked down at the plate on the stove in astonishment.
Dark brown cocoa beans, almonds in the shape of melon seeds, and pure white creamer... Can't Yumo recognize such obvious things?
"OK."
Yifei helplessly put her hand on her forehead. She suddenly felt that it was a long way to go to teach Yumo how to make homemade chocolate.
"It seems that my fool-proof tutorial needs to be even more fool-proof."
Yumo smiled awkwardly when she heard this.
She ate a lot of chocolate when she was still fat, but she had never seen cocoa beans. To be precise, she had never been in the kitchen, so how could she know what was what.
Just when Yumo continued to be embarrassed, Zeng Xiaoxian walked in with his briefcase.
He asked curiously: "Wow, what is this thing that smells so good?"
"Can't you tell this?"
Yifei smiled and teased: "I'm making explosives. I'll blow you to death when I'm done! "
Hearing this, Xiaoxian decisively took out a small fire extinguisher from his briefcase and held it in front of him as if it were a golden ticket to avoid death.
"Hey, it seems that I am still one step ahead."
Xiaoxian proudly showed off the fire extinguisher in his hand: "This is the latest carbon dioxide fire extinguisher, which can put out fires within three seconds. It can hurt people from a distance and protect yourself from close range.
"Whether it is placed at home or carried with you on a trip, it is called a precaution."
Yifei glanced at the fire extinguisher in Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, and she laughed even more happily: "Oh, you are really afraid of death, and you actually carry a fire extinguisher with you."
"What? This is for promotion and sales."
Xiaoxian complained while sitting at the dining table: "This is a task assigned by the street office. As the vice chairman of the apartment residents' committee under the street office, I must set an example."
Yifei sneered. She didn't believe that Zeng Xiaoxian had nothing to do after eating, and was helping to sell fire extinguishers on the fifth day of the New Year.
"Lead by example?"
"Why don't you light yourself on fire first? I want to see if I can save you within three seconds."
Zeng Xiaoxian smiled slyly: "I'm doing this for everyone's personal safety."
"How about you buy a bottle and put it in the suite?
"In case there is another tragedy of burning tables in the future, you don't have to go back and forth between the two suites to get water to put out the fire like last time."
Yu Mo adjusted her glasses and smiled slyly: "If you are too kind to others, you are either a traitor or a thief."
"Teacher Zeng, you are just promoting fire extinguishers, you are too enthusiastic.
"Tell me the truth, what's going on?"
"No way."
Zeng Xiaoxian said with a lack of confidence: "I, can't I just contribute to the fire safety of the apartment? "
Yifei and Yumo smiled at each other, and then they began to discuss the making of homemade chocolate.
"Yumo, let me tell you, you have to grind the cocoa beans into powder first, such as using this meat grinder..."
"Oh." Yumo nodded, "Use a meat grinder... why not a juicer?"
"Uh..."
Yifei was a little embarrassed: "The juicer in our suite was broken when I used it to grind meat last time, so I bought a meat grinder."
"Oh..." Yumo understood.
"Hey, hey, hey, can you pay attention to me?
"Also, you two are really bold and unconvincing. Who uses a meat grinder to grind cocoa beans?"
Yumo turned his head and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian: "What should I use?"
"Of course, I use a soy milk machine and a wall breaker to grind beans. What else can I use? Chop them with a knife?"
"Oh."
Yumo nodded repeatedly. When she saw Yifei nodding thoughtfully, her heart sank at that moment.
[It seems that Yifei looks a little unreliable? ]
[Pah! She is so unreliable! ]
Yumo smiled sweetly at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, what should I do after grinding the cocoa beans?"
"After grinding the cocoa beans, of course..."
Zeng Xiaoxian paused, and he suddenly reacted: "Why am I telling you this? The focus now is the fire extinguisher!"
He hooked his hand, motioned Yifei and Yumo to sit down, and then told them honestly.
"It's like this, the chairman of the residents' committee has immigrated, and now the position of the top leader is vacant. I and the other two vice chairmen are competing for the position.
"The street leaders asked us to encourage every household to buy fire extinguishers. Whoever has the best sales performance will be the next chairman!"
[In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly while holding up his headshot. ]
[The chairman of the resident committee enjoys a free parking space and can hang his photo in the lobby of the apartment! ]
[Such a good thing, I, Zeng Xiaoxian, will definitely take the lead. ]
[Hahaha, hahahaha...]
"Vice chairman competing for the position?"
As a member of the resident committee, Yifei sentenced Zeng Xiaoxian to death without hesitation: "Among the four vice chairmen, in terms of ability, achievements, brains, popularity, prestige...
"By the way, the most important thing is to attract sponsorship and apartment advertising space. The three of you combined are not enough to step up for Nanfeng. How can you compare?"
"But Nanfeng gave up."
Zeng Xiaoxian laughed, as if he would win as long as Nanfeng gave up.
"Nanfeng said that we are equal in ability, and he can't even flatter me in terms of seniority.
"Not to mention that I am a public figure, and my popularity is quite high.
"It is reasonable that I should be the chairman."
He crossed his legs and said proudly: "Nanfeng told me to compete for the position of chairman without worry. He is willing to be my prime minister to assist me, to serve me and to go through life and death for me.
"Devote all my life and die for me!"
Xiaoxian straightened his back proudly, pointed at himself with his thumb, and almost looked up at people with his nose: "Now you know who Nanfeng admires the most, right?
"That's right, it's me! "
Yifei and Yumo looked at each other, disbelief written all over their faces.
How could Nanfeng say such a flattering thing?
Also, you, Zeng Xiaoxian, haven't even competed for the chairmanship of such a small residents' committee, but you think you are the emperor?
How shameless!
[In his inner world, Nanfeng had a stern face and made a big cross with his hand.]
[I hereby formally refute the rumor: Mr. Zeng is talking nonsense!]
[What he just said about serving you and going through life and death, such flattering words are definitely not said by me, they are all his imagination.]
[...But urging him to compete for the chairmanship, I did say that I would be the prime minister and assist him. ]
[Nanfeng shrugged, his mouth slightly raised, revealing a villain's evil smile. ]
[I've said before that the chairman of the residents' committee is a big mascot and a super-large punching bag. ]
[He has to bear the pressure from the landlord and the street office, and the will and interests of the residents' committee and all the residents of the apartment. ]
[Only a fool would happily want to take such a position where he is bullied by both sides and is neither a human being nor a human being. ]
[However, since Mr. Zeng became the deputy director of the channel, he has become more and more obsessed with power. ]
[I can't persuade him, so I can only let him compete for the position. . ]
[Anyway, with his ability, he probably can't compete with the other two vice chairmen if no one helps him. ]
[But I'm different. I have popularity, prestige, ability, and irreplaceability. No matter who becomes the chairman, they will probably value my opinion. ]
[Anyway, whoever wants to sit in the position of the emperor (chairman), I will just be my prime minister. ]
[Nanfeng said this and put his hands on his hips and laughed at the sky. ]
[Hahahaha, hahahaha...]
[Suddenly, Nanfeng's laughter stopped. He frowned and muttered to himself in confusion. ]
[Emperor, prime minister... How can I Feeling a little uneasy? ]
[Just when Nanfeng was thinking about what was wrong, he heard the sound of soldiers mutinying around him. ]
[He subconsciously shouted: Where is my son Fengxian? ]
[The next moment, Ziqiao was seen wearing a three-pronged purple gold crown, a Xichuan red cotton flower robe, a beast-faced head-swallowing chain armor, a waist-locked exquisite lion-barbarian belt, holding a Fangtian painted halberd, and sitting on a Xifeng Red Rabbit... brand shared bicycle. ]
[No way, the devil doesn't allow raising horses. ]
[Ziqiao was seen riding a bicycle with one hand, pedaling the bicycle wheel hard and heading towards Nanfeng. ]
[Lu Xiaobu is here! ]
[Chu thief, give me your life! ]
Here it comes
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