Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

Seeing her enthusiastic look, Lin He felt her head dizzy for a while.

Why did you still come to the door?

"What are you preparing, where are you going?" Lin He sneered.

"Of course I went on a blind date. I didn't tell you on the phone this afternoon!" Xiao Ran said directly.

"It's just... that... um... I haven't gotten off work yet, so I can't get away!" Lin He prevaricates.

"Don't get off work, it's easy to say." Xiao Ran said carelessly: "You can ask for a leave, or I can tell Nie Feng for you!"

"Come on, don't ink, you are a big man, there is no reason to let girls wait for you all the time."

In the end, Lin He had no choice but to leave with Xiao Ran to meet Ji's so-called blind date.

The blind date this time was arranged at Fantasy Cafe.

In the cafe, Jay Chou, who was popular all over Asia in those days, is still playing Fantasy.

Xiao Ran led the way. At a table in the corner, Lin He met the blind date this time.

The first time he saw the girl, Lin He realized that his previous thoughts were very wrong, and he had wronged Xiao Aunt.

As Xiao Ran said, her family's niece is like a fairy, beautiful, intellectual and gentle, just sitting there motionless, there is a feeling of being a combination of heaven and earth.

Danfeng eyes, Xiao Qiong nose, slender and delicate neck, like a swan neck, white and shiny.

A high-end Givenchy suit complements her slender figure.

The facial features are exquisite, the temperament is outstanding, and the figure is first-class...

To be honest, at this moment, Lin He was moved! ~

Xiao Ran introduced the two of them: "Xiyue, this is lawyer Lin, how about it, I didn't lie to you, auntie, a talented young man."

"The most important thing is that people are still the famous Law of the Dragon Kingdom..."

Before Xiao Ran's words were finished, Yan Xiyue stood up, looked at Lin He and said with a smile: "I know, Long Kingdom is full of justice, and the extrajudicial fanatic is Zhang San."

Lin He's eyes lit up when he heard the words.

The girl actually knows her reputation, wonderful!

Wonderful!

Lin He's face was reserved: "It's just a job, everyone spreads the truth, but it's not that powerful."

When Xiao Ran saw that the two were having a show, his face also blossomed, "Well, let's talk first, I made an appointment with a friend to go shopping, so I went over first."

Lin He knew that this was Xiao Ran's desire to create an opportunity for the two to get along alone.

He also smiled at her and said, "Xiao Aunt, go get yourself busy, Xiyue will take care of me here!"

When Xiao Ran left, the two sat opposite each other, and Yan Xiyue took the initiative to say, "Since I'm here for a blind date, I'll introduce myself first!"

"Yan Xiyue: Female, 23 years old, graduated from Harvard University, just returned to China a few days ago, her family is in the coal business..."

Lin He's eyes lit up when he heard it, this girl, there are mines at home!

Next, Lin He also made a self-introduction.

The atmosphere... just got awkward.

Yan Xiyue stared at Lin He with interest and said, "Mr. madman, we are here for a blind date. As a man, shouldn't you take the initiative?"

"Ah, haha." Lin He sneered, "I should take the initiative."

Lin He searched his stomach and thought carefully in his mind, if it was Zhang Xuanmai, the great lover, what kind of opening remarks would come at this time.

Ten seconds later, Lin He already had the answer in his mind.

Immediately, he took a deep breath, looked at Yan Xiyue with affectionate eyes and said, "You know, in my impression, I have experienced a total of three heartbeats in my life!"

Yan Xiyue raised her head and looked at Lin He with great interest.

"I clearly remember that the first heartbeat in my life was when I was in elementary school, when I smashed the TV at home and my mother called my full name!"

Yan Xiyue raised the corner of her mouth slightly, looked at Lin He and said, "What about the second time!"

Lin He exhaled: "The second time my heart beat faster, when I saw you just now!"

"For a moment, I seemed to see Fairy Guanghan in the Moon Palace, noble, holy, and beautiful..."

Yan Xiyue held her cheek in one hand, her eyes narrowed into two crescent moons, and nodded lightly: "Well, it's time to talk about your third heartbeat!"

Lin He put his right hand on his chest with an affectionate expression, "The third time my heart beats faster, that's when I know your full name!"

"Yan Xiyue, it sounds ethereal, and it matches your temperament!"

After Lin He finished speaking, he thought to himself: Xuanmai, I learned this from you, if it doesn't work well, you will have all dinner for this month!

"Ha ha……"

After listening to Lin He's words, Yan Xiyue laughed out loud without the image of a lady.

Lin He's already slightly embarrassed face suddenly became extremely embarrassed.

Nima, is this overturned again?

It shouldn't be, I remember when Zhang Xuanmai also used this sentence to confess to a junior sister in college, and the two went to KFC that night.

Yan Xiyue's unbridled smile attracted the glances of the people around her.

When everyone saw that the owner of the voice was a peerless beauty, they instantly put away the impatience on their faces, but instead showed a gentleman-like smile.

After a long while, Yan Xiyue stopped her laughter, looked at Lin He embarrassedly, and said with a sincere smile: "If I say, I just remembered a particularly funny joke, would you mind? Feel better?"

Lin He replied affirmatively: "Believe, definitely believe!"

Although his words were affirmative, his face was slightly darkened.

At this moment, I have already thought about how to settle accounts with Zhang Xuanmai when I go back.

Shit lover, the routine doesn't work at all.

"Okay, I confess!"

Yan Xiyue spread her hands and said innocently: "I said, lawyer Lin, I don't think you are suitable for taking the affectionate route with your appearance, your dress, and the appearance of an elite in the workplace."

"Also, this is the opening remark, and with you this time, it's the eighth time I've heard it!"

Lin He: ...?

It's good that you know this in your heart, why do you have to say it, I don't want to lose face?

Just when Lin He was depressed, the opposite Yan Xiyue took out a box of Yida from her bag, shook it at Lin He and said, "Would you like two?"

Lin He shook his head, he didn't like to eat this kind of stuff when he was a kid.

Yan Xiyue poured out two capsules, stuffed them into her mouth, and said while chewing, "To be honest, I often watch your live broadcasts online, Mr. Lin."

"I think it's quite interesting to talk about. I never thought that the person my old aunt introduced me to today is you, a big internet celebrity."

"I was surprised to see you just now."

"Really." Lin He also smiled, "I didn't expect that among my fans, there is still a beautiful girl like you."

"Then if I say two words of thanks at this time, will it be more appropriate?"