Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

"That's not necessary!" Yan Xiyue waved her hand and said, "Since we are here for a blind date today, I think we should go through the process first!"

"Naturally!" A charming and confident smile appeared on Lin He's face.

Yan Xiyue smoothed the hair in front of her forehead with her pale palms, and said, "To be honest, I would have refused the blind date."

"It's just that my old aunt has been saying good things about you in my ear recently, so I promised her to come out to meet you today."

"But for me, the conditions for finding a partner are very high."

"However, since you are an idol, my condition can be halved."

"Let me tell you in advance that this preferential condition of mine is only for you, Lin He."

After Yan Xiyue finished speaking, she winked at Lin He playfully.

"Since you said that, wouldn't I be a little honored?" Lin He raised his eyebrows, and then chuckled: "Let's see, in case I can meet the standard!"

Of course, Yan Xiyue's looks are not to be mentioned. Rao is that Lin He has seen many big scenes, but he can still guarantee that Yan Xiyue's appearance and temperament can definitely be ranked in the top three among the beauties he has seen.

Moreover, there are mines at home, and the education is very high and scary.

This kind of woman, it is strange that the conditions for finding a partner are not high.

Don't you see, interviewing a dinosaur with a tonnage of more than 100... kilograms on the street, they are all trying to find a million-dollar annual salary.

If Yan Xiyue's conditions were low, how could it be reduced to a blind date.

"All ears!"

Lin He said with a smile, he was here for a blind date anyway, so he didn't want any money.

"Then I can say it."

Yan Xiyue said in a loss: "This person has been insecure since childhood. Especially in the past few years of studying abroad, I have seen more pictures of biu biu biu shooting everywhere in foreign countries."

"So, when I look for a partner, I just want to find a man who can give me a full sense of security."

Feeling safe?

Lin He was slightly startled. He didn't expect that under such a beautiful body of Yan Xiyue, there was such a lack of safety hidden in her heart.

Alas, sure enough, no one is perfect.

In the next second, Lin He was stunned on the spot.

I saw Yan Xiyue said with a smile: "I'm looking for a partner, and the requirements are not high."

"The man must have 50 aircraft carriers, 200 destroyers, 300 nuclear submarines, 50,000 main battle tanks, 100,000 self-propelled guns, 300,000 nuclear warheads, and a range of 20,000 kilometers."

"10,000 Gatlings that emit blue light, 3 million submachine guns, and 8,000 tons of gold reserves!"

"Of course, I also know that these conditions are a bit harsh."

"For you, Lin He, I can lower some of the requirements, and just meet half of the conditions casually."

"Who made you my favorite rule of law anchor!"

"whee!"

Lin He heard the words and was speechless for a long time.

I can only drink coffee with my head down to ease the embarrassment on my face.

I said, Miss Yan, these conditions of yours, let alone half of the requirements, that is, I only achieved one-tenth, and the United Nations has to look at my face.

To put it madly, with these conditions, I want to become the sixth permanent, I am afraid that few people dare to say no.

Are you sure that we are going through a serious blind date process?

Why do I always feel that you are joking?

"What's the matter Lin He, does my condition scare you a little?"

Yan Xiyue looked at Lin He and asked with concern.

Lin He shook his head with an embarrassed yet polite smile on his face.

It seems that today's blind date is over again. The girl said such harsh conditions, it is obvious that she is rejecting herself.

Thinking of this, Lin He already had the urge to leave.

Unexpectedly, Yan Xiyue took the initiative to say: "Okay, the blind date process is over, let's move on to the next link."

And the next part?

Lin He looked at Yan Xiyue suspiciously.

Yan Xiyue said with a smile: "I see that your law popularization in the live broadcast room is very interesting. Can you tell me about the interesting things you did when you were a lawyer?"

"Since everyone is here, it shouldn't be a problem to chat casually."

"That's it." Lin He pondered for a while, then said, "Yes, yes, but are you sure you want to hear it?"

"Think!" Yan Xiyue nodded vigorously, and even stretched out her pink tongue to lick her lower lip.

In the following period of time, through a series of popular stories, the two people who met for the first time had a good conversation.

The only fly in the ointment is that it was originally a blind date meeting, but neither of the two talked about that anymore.

Before you know it, the sky outside has turned dark.

Yan Xiyue got up to leave, and said to Lin He, "It's a good meeting today, thank you very much for your story."

As soon as he finished speaking, he took a small bag and prepared to leave.

Lin He pointed to Yida on the table and reminded, "Hi, your Yida!"

Yan Xiyue turned back and smiled sweetly: "It's your Yida!"

Lin He was a little confused, and watched Yan Xiyue leave the cafe in a daze.

What do you mean?

It's just a box of Yida, can't I afford it myself?

Still need you to send me?

You can send it, and only give me half a box?

This is too stingy.

What he didn't know was that when Yan Xiyue was about to go out, she deliberately looked back.

Seeing Lin He sitting there like a log with a snicker on his face, he quickly left.

…………

In the evening, as soon as Lin He lay down after taking a bath, he received a call from his mother.

"Ahe, your eldest uncle had a traffic accident and was seriously injured. He is now hospitalized in the People's Hospital. I said, if you are not busy tomorrow, can you come back and have a look?"

Uncle is hospitalized?

Lin He was stunned for a moment, remembering that when he was a child, his family was relatively poor, and his parents had to take away the New Year's money every year.

Therefore, when Lin He was a child, he couldn't even be happy during the New Year's Day.

Watching the silly son of the village chief show off his newly bought toys to him, he always drools secretly.

But the conditions at home were like that, and Lin He also understood the difficulties of his parents.

(A lot of the post-90s come here like this, right?)

But the uncle was very kind to himself. He always waited for the Lantern Festival to pass, and would secretly stuff himself another New Year's money.

In this way, it can be said that in the second half of the first month, Lin He can always buy a lot of snacks and toys.

Hearing that his eldest uncle was hospitalized, Lin He's heart also twitched.

Without thinking, I agreed.

"Okay Mom, I see, or I'll drive back now and have a look."

"It's useless for you to come back now. Besides, it's not safe to drive at night. Let's wait for tomorrow."