Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

Watching the water friends in the live broadcast room frantically swipe the screen, Lin He also smiled slightly.

What is needed is this effect, to change the cognition of these people legally, and this kind of law popularization is interesting.

The bigger the controversy, the more important he is to popularize the law.

Otherwise, it would be boring to talk about some issues that everyone knows and can understand.

"Don't get excited, everyone, listen to me first."

"When I finish speaking, I may be able to dispel the doubts of most people."

"The purpose of my country's traffic law is to regulate the purpose of protection. As we all know, the law prohibits overtaking."

"The purpose of prohibiting overtaking is not to prevent you from reaching a specific place at a specific time. I don't need to explain this. If you don't understand, repeat this sentence ten times, and you will understand."

"The purpose of prohibiting speeding by law is for everyone's safety. Once your speed exceeds 120, you will not have much time to react in an emergency. This is crucial."

"However, in this story, even if Zhang San's reflexes are not weakened, Li Si will be killed by the speed of one hundred and two."

"One of the most important reasons for the judge to acquit Zhang San is that Li Si's death is not within the scope of the regulated protected area."

"Therefore, Zhang San is innocent!"

After Lin He finished speaking, his eyes moved upwards, and a sinister smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

It looks like Zhang San, the extrajudicial fanatic in the story.

"I understand, I understand, normative protection purposes are very important."

"Bull frog bull, sure enough, people who understand the law are the most terrifying. If this kind of thing happens to ordinary people, I'm afraid they will be scared to death, but the anchor can defend innocence."

"The little heifer gave birth... the ox is dead, and the anchor is terrific."

"Zhang San is worthy of being an extrajudicial madman. It's okay to kill someone at speed."

"Anchor, I want to ask you a question. Is it expensive to ask you to appear as a defense lawyer?"

As the water friends discussed in the live broadcast room, another large amount of light effect gifts appeared in the live broadcast room.

One thousand, two thousand, five thousand, ten thousand...

Looking at the rising live broadcast revenue of 'Nan Nang Nang' in the background, Lin He's face is about to burst into a smile.

This is really a cramp to count the money.

[Ding, congratulations to the anchor for triggering a random mission! 】

[The number of people in the live broadcast room reaches 1 million, and you will receive rewards provided by the system! 】

[Reward 1: Get 100 madman points! 】

[Reward 2: Encyclopedia of Commercial Law. 】

Man, what do you really want.

In the morning, Lin He was still thinking about where to get some madman value, but he didn't expect the broadcast to start in the afternoon, and the task of the system came.

It's just that the system is a little stingy this time.

Lin He remembered that it was also a random task. Last time, only 50,000 live broadcasters were required to be rewarded, but this time it required one million people.

Among them, there is a 20-fold difference in the number of people, but the system reward is still one hundred madman points.

Fortunately, after the live broadcast just now, the number of people in the live broadcast room has climbed to the 800,000 mark, which seems not too far away from one million.

Work hard to reach 1 million viewers.

"The crime we are going to talk about next may be a little unfamiliar to everyone, but I think in the live broadcast room, there are no one thousand or eight hundred people who can be prosecuted for this crime."

"A lot of people haven't been locked up until now, just because they haven't been charged."

Lin He looked at the screen with a smile and said.

"What, the anchor said so scary."

"Could it be prostitution?"

"The anchor said less. In a live broadcast room of 800,000 people, only 1,000 people have done this?"

"This crime is not unfamiliar to everyone, it shouldn't be."

"What else can there be? I, Mr. Zhang, are usually bright and upright, and I only have this hobby that I dare not show others."

"Upstairs, the Internet police have paid attention to you and are ready to check the water meter at any time."

...

"Where do you want to go? The crime I'm talking about is "illegal hunting."

Lin He said with a bit of tears and laughter: "Not much to say, let's go directly to the case."

"Li cultivated twenty acres of wheat. Seeing that a bumper harvest is in sight, he is very happy."

"But this day he went to the field to check the growth of the crops, but found that there are many sparrows in the wheat field stealing the crops."

"Li Si was very angry. He went home and picked up his son's slingshot and went straight to the ground to shoot sparrows."

"In one afternoon, more than a hundred sparrows were killed."

"In the evening, more than a hundred sparrows were stewed in one pot."

"The next day, the forest police came to the door and locked him up."

"Finally, the procuratorate charged Li Si with illegal hunting and sentenced him to one year in prison and a fine of 2,000 yuan."

Many netizens were surprised when they heard this.

"It turns out that this is the case. I should have thought of it long ago. It's all saying that the buddy who prostituted me was wrong."

"No, sparrows can't be caught, so I used to play with sparrow eggs when I was a kid, wouldn't it be lawless."

"I just googled it, and there seem to be sparrows in the Animal Protection Law."

"Oh, life is really impermanent. The large intestine wraps the small intestine. Sometimes it's a crime that you think is a serious crime, but he's just fine, just like Zhang San above."

"Sometimes, you obviously think it's not a problem, but it breaks the law."

...

"Actually, not only sparrows, but also geckos, toads, frogs and other animals are all three animals. As long as 20 or more are caught at one time, the procuratorate can prosecute them for the crime of "illegal hunting."

"Of course, some people may say, then I will catch three or five at a time, and I will do this every year. Let's do it, so that I won't break the law."

"Unfortunately, this is also not acceptable. Legally this is called continuous crime."

"And, even if you don't catch these animals, you can't even eat them."

"For example, if you go to a restaurant and order a pot of fried geckos, as long as there are more than 20 of them, it will violate the law."

"So, Guangshan's friends should pay special attention, and try not to eat those strange things."

"Which day will you be locked up, you still don't understand the reason."

As soon as the words were finished, the comment area became lively again.

"This story is interesting, the anchor has successfully dissuaded countless people from committing crimes."

"My house opened a new dry pot bullfrog yesterday, may I report it?"

"Although the sparrow is small and has all the internal organs, I think this sentence can be changed to the sentence that the sparrow is small and can be sentenced to five years!"

"God riding a horse can be sentenced to five years, and this sentence should be written in "Illegal Hunting Crime"."

"This anchor sentence, I think it can be tortured!"

...

Looking at the group of friends who are frantically swiping the screen, Lin He is very happy, and what he wants is this live broadcast effect.

If you want to talk about something that everyone doesn’t understand, it’s boring to talk about common sense that everyone knows.

"Do you think it's outrageous to eat twenty sparrows and twenty frogs?"

"No, I tell you, what I'm going to say next is even more outrageous."

"It's just outrageous that his mother burned paper for outrageous...Outrageous died."

"Everyone knows about giant pandas. They are our country's national treasure. Zhang San ate two giant pandas at one time, and he was fine. Can you believe it?"

As Lin He expected, as soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room was instantly fried.

"Fuck, the third brother is awesome, as expected of an extrajudicial madman, and the pandas have eaten it."

"Impossible, let alone twenty sparrows, even two hundred sparrows are not as good as a single hair of a giant panda. Is it really okay to eat them?"

"If someone else eats it, it may be sentenced to life, but who is my third brother, an extrajudicial madman, who has done so many bad things, so far nothing has happened, I think it is normal for the third brother to be responsible for this. "

"Third Brother: Basic Cao, don't be 6, all sit down!"

"It's more than absurd death, it's like a heifer learning the splits... it's awesome!"

"The third brother is invited to come out and explain to us the taste of giant pandas... No, it was the situation at that time."

Unlike last time, this time

Two minutes later, Lin He said leisurely: "Speaking of which, Zhang San and a few donkey friends went on a trip to Sichuan and got lost in a mountain."

"A week later, Zhang San and the others have run out of food and water, but they still haven't found a way out."

"Just when they were hungry and dizzy, they suddenly saw a giant panda burst into their sight."

"Zhang San didn't say a word when he saw it. When he went up, he fell over the shoulder, and then he went up with a set of 18 feet to subdue the dragon, and successfully killed the giant panda."

"Then several people roasted and ate the giant panda. Although the taste was a little sour and the taste was bad, after all, several people hadn't eaten for three days, and they still enjoyed it."

"Two days later, Zhang San and the others still haven't found a way out. They have no choice but to kill another panda."

"Fortunately, this time they were found by the search and rescue team just after eating the panda."

"Although several people were saved, they were prosecuted by the procuratorate on the charge of killing first-class state-protected animals."

"Does anyone know how Zhang San will defend this time so that he can be acquitted?"