Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

After the story was told, Lin He still did not forget to interact with the water friends.

"The anchor is very kind this time, and this time he gave us a right direction."

"Zhang San's behavior should be regarded as an emergency escape. After all, several people had been hungry for three days without food."

"No, emergency hedging refers to an act of last resort that damages the legitimate interests of the lesser party and protects the greater legitimate rights and interests in order to protect the public interest, the personal and other rights of oneself or others from an ongoing danger. Behavior."

"Panda didn't attack Zhang San and the others, so Zhang San and the others' actions are not legal emergency avoidance."

"You have a lot of words, and you are the most powerful. So, may I ask you, from which angle do you have to argue before you can plead guilty to the three."

"I really didn't expect this. It depends on how the anchor explains it."

Lin He smiled slightly and said to the screen, "Actually, this case is very simple. In our country's laws, it has always been advocated that life is priceless and that life is paramount."

"Although the giant panda is a first-class protected animal, a panda can only rank second when compared to a human life."

"What's more, Zhang San and the others are not alone. Two panda lives saved Zhang San and the others' lives. Legally speaking, Zhang San and the others are innocent."

"Let's not say that Zhang San and the others just ate two pandas, they even ate 20 pandas and then peeled off the skins of the pandas to keep out the cold.

"Of course, this case is just made up by me. The purpose is to make everyone understand that in the face of the law, as long as you are doing anything to survive, you are excusable."

"Friendly reminder, the bite force of giant pandas is comparable to that of lions and tigers. In the real situation, even if Zhang San and the others go together, they may not cause any harm to the giant pandas."

"There is only one way to kill a giant panda, and that is to hold him to death!"

After Lin He finished speaking, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and there was a sly light in his eyes.

At this moment, it seemed that he was the Zhang San in the story.

"Damn it, laugh to death, the giant panda was held to death by a god."

"I just cheated and was beaten by my husband. Hearing what the anchor said, he couldn't help laughing like a pig. My husband thought I didn't agree and gave me two slaps."

"It's not illegal to eat pandas. Well, let's learn a little trick to go to jail."

"It's amazing. This is the first time I heard someone can talk about the law so vividly. My mother asked me why I was kneeling and watching the live broadcast as soon as I entered the door."

"Am I going to tell everyone that I'm in a law class right now. The professor knew that Zhang San was going to start the broadcast, and immediately decided to watch the live broadcast in the classroom today."

"Life is impermanent, the large intestine wraps the small intestine, and the small intestine wraps the excrement."

...

Next, Lin He talked about more than a dozen of Zhang San's prison tips. Before he knew it, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon.

[Ding, congratulations to the host, for completing the random task. 】

[Get 100 points of madman, and get the "Commercial Law Encyclopedia" reversing skills. 】

Hearing the system prompt, Lin He breathed a sigh of relief, and the task given by the system was finally completed.

It's also time to stop the broadcast. I've been sitting in front of the screen for three hours before I know it, and my bladder is a little swollen.

"Okay, everyone's learning content has come to an end today. The next part is to select random audiences to connect to the microphone." Lin He lightly hammered his old waist and said with a sigh of relief.

"Learn prison tricks with the third brother up close, I'll watch the punishment!"

"The third brother wants to choose Lianmai, so I will quit the live broadcast room directly. Is this considered an emergency avoidance in the law?"

"Today is full of dry goods again. I will go to the zoo to see pandas in a while."

"Panda: Don't come here."

"Come at ease, buddy. If you are sued, we will ask the third brother to defend you."

With the ridicule of all the water friends, Lin He quickly connected to the first target.

"Is that Zhang San's big brother... Huhu...I can connect with you...I'm so happy...wow...huhu!"

As soon as the connection was connected, there was a strong clipping sound on the opposite side.

Lin He wanted to slap her twice along the network cable.

A good little girl, can we be normal?

"Little girl, do you need my help with any legal issues?" Lin He asked patiently.

"Zhang San, big brother...that's it...huhu."

"Just now, my roommate and I were traveling, and suddenly a few big men rushed out of the opposite side and killed my roommate without saying a word... Huhu."

What?

kill?

Lin He's expression changed, and he said anxiously, "Little girl, is what you said true? Then stop connecting to the wheat. Hurry up and hide in a safe place, and then call the police."

"Huhu... Zhang San, big brother, I'm safe now. I'm hiding in the grass. My last roommate, Angela, is desperately sending me a distress signal... Huhu."

Grass, Angela?

Lin He seemed to have thought of something, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

Madeleine, was tricked.

Huhu your sister, believe it or not, I will give you two slaps directly.

"Little girl, I'm broadcasting live, and there are still a million viewers in the live broadcast room. Do you know the consequences of doing this?"

"I am the official account of our law firm. Through your actions just now, I can sue you for disrupting business order."

"As long as the court passes the acceptance, you will face up to three years in prison, you know?"

Lin He's expression is serious, and his tone is also serious.

"Ah, Zhang San, big brother, don't. I didn't mean it. I was too excited to say that when I saw you connecting with me just now. Actually, I really have legal issues to..."

Before he finished speaking, Lin He cut off Lianmai directly.

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the depressed look on Lin He's face in front of the screen, and they were so happy that they flew.

"That girl from Lianmai just now, may I ask you what good it will do for you to laugh to death, haha..."

"I'm watching this girl, but she dares to tease Zhang San, an extrajudicial madman, in front of millions of water friends in the anchor room. Do you know the consequences?"

"Last time I was detained for 15 days just because I watched the video and didn't like it. The behavior of this girl just now will take at least three years."

"The third brother smiles, life and death are unpredictable, but luckily the girl hangs up fast, otherwise she won't run for three years."

Seeing the joyful swiping of the water friends in the live broadcast room, Lin He also said helplessly: "If you connect with Mai next, please be more serious. After all, there are a million people in our live broadcast room, and there are not a few who need legal help."

"I want everyone to give the opportunity to those who really need help."

"Okay, continue to connect the wheat."

beep...

While the Lianmai screen was in progress, a fan in the live broadcast room was quickly connected.

"Hello, this fan, can I help you with any legal issues?" Lin He said softly.

"Hello, anchor, I have a question about property division. Can you be my attorney?"

Well, fortunately, although she is also a girl, this sounds quite normal.

"Let's not talk about the matter of entrusting a lawyer. Tell me your problem, and I will analyze it for you." Lin He said gently.

"Well, that's how it goes."

"I've been talking to my boyfriend for two years, and we've reached the point of talking about marriage."

"Last month, my boyfriend's house was demolished, and he lost a total of eight houses in their family."

"I just wanted to ask, how can I put these eight houses in my name?"

Hearing this, Lin He's forehead went black, what's the situation today, and why did he encounter such a strange thing?

"Ma'am, let me ask, are you sure it's only your boyfriend, not your husband, who is going to be demolished?"