Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

Chang Chenghu should be the man who was called Brother Hu just now.

That is, the tiger whip is a little smaller, and if it is placed a little farther, you have to take a magnifying glass to see it.

Compared with himself, it is simply the gap between earthworms and giant pythons.

As for Jiang Haitao, you don't need to guess to know that it is the round-faced little brother.

Seeing that Lin He was splashed with water, Yin Zhiping did not speak. He suppressed the anger in his heart and said, "Brother, can you bear this?"

"Tell you, I can't stand it anymore."

Saying that, let's go up and do it.

Lin He stopped him with a smile, "Brother Yin, don't be impulsive."

"The two of them are going to shit in the shower later?"

Lin He deliberately pronounced one of the words very heavily, so that Yin Zhiping could hear it clearly.

"Shit...to the shower head?" Yin Zhiping was stunned for a moment, wondering what Lin He meant.

He looked at the smile on Lin He's face and said, "What do you mean? Although your brother Yin doesn't read much, he also knows that there is no such idiom in the textbook."

"Brother Yin, don't get excited, just wait and watch the show with peace of mind."

After Lin He finished speaking, he put the towel on his face again.

Although Yin Zhiping didn't know what kind of plane Lin He was working on, he didn't say anything after shrugging his shoulders after seeing that he was so calm and said with certainty.

He imitated Lin He, put the towel on his face, and made up his mind that if those two idiots dared to provoke him again later, they would have to fight whatever they said.

Here, Brother Hu and the younger brother are discussing that after taking a bath later, they must go upstairs to find Haipi No. 66.

When the two talked about their excitement, they couldn't help but burst into laughter.

It made the people in the pool look sideways frequently, but when they saw the dragons and tigers tattooed on their bodies, they frowned and turned their heads to the side.

Madd, it's like two dogs barking.

suddenly!

Brother Hu frowned, his face a little ugly.

Gollum!

A string of bubbles rose under Brother Tiger, and then exploded on the water.

"Oh, Brother Hu, you even have a bubble massage function here. It's amazing."

The younger brother looked surprised, "This high-end bath center is different. Even the big pool has such advanced functions."

Brother Hu smiled slightly and did not speak, because this would make him feel a colic in his abdomen, as if he had eaten something unclean.

Mad, the damn hot pot restaurant owner, doesn't pay attention to food hygiene at all, I will smash your restaurant tomorrow.

The younger brother searched under his feet for a while, but did not find any massage switches, so he couldn't help shouting at Brother Hu, "Brother Hu, let's change positions, I also want to massage."

Press Nima's head, press, press, your head is flooded with water, I didn't see that it was a... fart.

"Go away, you lacking eyesight." Brother Hu cursed angrily.

"If you don't press it, don't press it. As for getting mad at me?" The younger brother said with a grievance on his face.

Grumpy Grumpy!

A few more bubbles rose up again. Seeing that the little brother was itching, he turned around and continued to look for his massage switch.

goo goo goo...

As a string of bubbles rose, Brother Hu felt that something was wrong, because he clearly felt that some foreign objects wanted to be mixed in the gas, trying to break through his backyard guard and come out to have fun.

No, it seems that I have to go to the bathroom, or I will be pulled in the pool sooner or later.

Brother Hu put his hands on the edge of the pool, and just wanted to forcefully turn it out, a burst of turbulent gas gushed out from the backyard.

It felt like... it was like eating Xuanmai, and I couldn't stop at all.

Brother Hu was helpless, so he had to continue to stay in the water, at least it was still in a state of vibration.

If you go out, there is such a strong wind flu, and you have to directly change the bell.

With so many people in the bath, I would be too embarrassed by then.

Forget it, just stay in the water, no one knows anyway.

Let it storm and rain, I will stand still.

that is it.

Brother Hu lowered his body, bent his legs slightly, and enjoyed the advanced 'massage bubbles' from his younger brother's mouth in the water! ’

The younger brother searched around for a long time, but did not find the so-called massage switch.

Seeing that there are more and more bubbles massaged by the big brother Tiger, I feel envy in my heart.

Mom, this is too cool, Brother Hu began to close his eyes and enjoy it.

"Brother Hu, don't be so stingy, we are brothers, aren't we just one..."

The younger brother was about to persuade the elder brother again, when suddenly he felt something was wrong in his stomach.

Gollum!

As a burst of gas gushed out from the backyard, there were also bubbles bursting around him.

What the hell!

It was so!

The younger brother finally understood why he hadn't found the massage switch just now.

This horse riding is not a good massage at all.

Under Brother Hu's resentful eyes, the younger brother completely shut up, and also began to enjoy the 'bubble massage. ’

Here, Lin He didn't know when he took the towel off. He looked at the bubbles that were rising around Brother Hu and the two of them. It was like boiling water.

My heart was as expected. This 'Doomsday' skill card seems to have the same function.

No matter who uses it, in the end it is free to fly.

Suddenly, Lin He narrowed his eyes and stared at Brother Hu.

Because he saw that at this time Brother Hu gritted his teeth and covered his butt with his hands, as if he was experiencing great pain.

I am Nima, no.

Thinking of some possibility, Lin He quickly turned over and went ashore from the water, and at the same time did not forget to greet Yin Zhiping.

"What's the matter, Brother Lin?"

After going ashore, Yin Zhiping asked with some unknown reasons.

Lin He pointed to there, the red-faced Tiger Brother.

The next second, the pain on Brother Hu's face disappeared, replaced by a look of embarrassment.

At the same time, a cloudy liquid floated under him.

Somehow, a poem that Lin He learned in middle school suddenly popped into his mind.

Ruofu Fei Fei Fei Fei Fei, not open for a month, the cloudy wind howls, the turbid waves are emptying...

But seeing this turbid wave spread rapidly, the surrounding waters were immediately dyed yellow.

Upon closer inspection, there was a enoki mushroom floating on the water.

"Fuck!"

"Go to your code!"

"Dog B, why are you riding a horse in the water?"

"Geneva, I have lived in my fifties, and today I have learned a lot."

"Dude, do you want to be so brave and run thin in the water, you are really a heifer... You are bloody!"

With the discoloration of the water in the pool, everyone around them realized that the situation was wrong, and they used their hands and feet together, and quickly went ashore from the water.

Like that, I was afraid that it would be attacked by this biochemical weapon a second later.

The younger brother also found out that the situation was wrong, and quickly fled the waters with rolling and crawling. Looking at Brother Hu's pale face, he was shocked and said, "Brother Hu, what's wrong with you."

"We're just here to take a bath, but we don't want to play like that."

bú----bú

While the younger brother spoke, the back court did not forget to protest.

"Playing with your paralysis, help me up!" Brother Hu yelled.

Brother Hu will feel that his sphincter muscles have become numb, and he can only cover his backyard with both hands, hoping that he will not do anything resentful.

"Oh, oh, good!"

After some hesitation, the younger brother still felt that he could not give up the elder brother.

Just like that, with búbúbú's constant air leaks, the two of them finally climbed ashore.