Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

Just pulled Brother Hu up, and before he could catch his breath, the younger brother's expression changed greatly again, and he panicked: "Brother Hu, it's not good, I'm going to the toilet."

"I... can't stand it anymore."

"Wait, daddy... go with you."

In this way, the two of them covered their butts with their hands and rushed towards the toilet in an extremely strange posture.

But... the younger brother in front just ran two steps before stepping on a bar of soap under his feet and slipped to the ground instantly.

Ouch!

The younger brother who fell to the ground bared his teeth in pain, and at the same time, his backyard was no longer able to defend.

A turbid yellow liquid shot out instantly, drawing a strange color in the air.

However... even more terrible things are yet to come.

Brother Hu was following behind the younger brother, it doesn't matter if the younger brother sprays, but the elder brother behind him suffers.

laugh………………

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head shot!

I saw a cloudy yellow liquid blooming directly on Brother Hu's face.

"Grass mud Ma Taozi, I'm going to kill you."

Brother Hu wiped the liquid on his face and almost turned his back angrily.

He saw a enoki mushroom between his fingers, staring at his little brother with red eyes.

"Where are you going on a horse, believe it or not, I will give you a big lump!"

"Brother Hu, don't come here, I'm not finished yet."

"Those who step on a horse, but also spray!"

"not good!"

While speaking, the younger brother was holding his backyard tightly with his hands, as if he wanted to save something.

But the key is that it doesn't work. I saw Huang Xiang overflowing from his five fingers, and it didn't take long for the little brother's palm to be covered with pulp.

That picture is so beautiful I can't even look at it!

Finally, the younger brother also realized that he was doing useless work, and immediately released his palm, intending to fly freely.

laugh!

Another turbid yellow liquid spewed out, and the younger brother directly added a dazzling yellow to the white ceiling in the bathroom.

At this time, Brother Hu also felt the pressure in the back court increased sharply.

Unable to hold on any longer, he fell directly to the ground.

call out!

Almost at the moment of the fall, a turbid yellow water column escaped the gravity and shot into the air.

And just like that, the two humanoid Splatoons started playing high-pressure water guns in public.

You share, I share, shares skyrocket.

"Fuck, what a horse-riding animal!"

"What are these two guys doing, is the competition jetting?"

"Nima, see you in a long time, it turns out that shit can also play like this!"

"It's said that people with tattoos are ruthless people. I've never believed it, but I'm completely convinced today!"

"This Nima is really a man, look, he gave a precise shot to the chandelier!"

"It's so perverted, even a pervert like me thinks they are really perverted!"

When had more than a dozen people in the bathroom ever seen such a battle, Rao, as a network person in the new era, had never seen such a spectacle.

A dozen people stood in the distance and pointed at Brother Hu and the two of them.

However, after all, they did not dare to get too close, and could only watch from a distance, for fear of being contaminated by the turbid yellow liquid.

In this way, Brother Hu and the younger brother are like Gatling with plenty of bullets. With the adjustment of the body angle, streams of liquid spew out one after another.

The energetic ones touch the ceiling, and the weak ones fall down again by gravity.

As the liquid continued to fall, the surrounding area of ​​five meters was like adding artificial rainfall.

It didn't take long for the two brothers to be covered with a liquid with a strong smell.

Yin Zhiping stared dumbfounded at the scene in front of him. After a long while, he finally came back to his senses. He said to Lin He, "Brother, I admire it, you can count it if you can."

"Really shit to the shower."

"Ha ha……"

Lin He smiled lightly, thinking that it was just a small scene, I have seen more exciting scenes than this.

A buddy next to him also joked: "I think it should be feces painted on the wall, you can see that the wall over there is discolored."

Five minutes later, Brother Hu and the two stopped the artificial rain, but there was still a small uncontrolled outflow of liquid.

Finally, the person in charge of the bath hall finally discovered the situation here and hurried over.

Looking at the scene in front of him, his face turned green with anger.

"I said two people, what plane are you guys working on?"

"You have seriously affected our normal business order."

Because the manager came late, he did not see the brave scene of the two just now.

All he knew was that the two of them were lying on the ground like dead dogs, surrounded by messy and filthy things.

Not far away, the customers who were supposed to be in the bath and rubbing their backs pointed at them as if they had entered a zoo.

What's the matter with this Nima, who can tell me?

The manager is going crazy.

Brother Hu and the two of them are almost collapsed at this meeting, how can they still have the strength to deal with this manager.

Just glanced at him, the two of them were very tacit understanding and did not speak.

"Well, what are you pretending to be dumb when I'm talking to you?" the manager pinched his nose and asked loudly.

At this time, Brother Hu felt a gust of air passing through the backyard again, glanced at the manager, moved in his heart, and with all his strength, he suddenly turned over.

The next second, a white butt appeared in the manager's eyes.

you……

laugh……

"**, damn, what are you doing, what did you spray out of the horse?"

The manager wiped the foreign object on his face with his hand, and when he saw it in front of his eyes, he immediately cried.

No, what kind of operation is this? Didn't I just speak a little louder, as for me?

Under his anger, the manager only thought that this would cause his blood pressure to 'swish'.

Rolling his eyes, he fainted.

Really die with feces!

After coming out of the bathroom, neither of Lin He was in the mood to go to the second floor, so they changed their clothes and checked out and left.

In the taxi, Yin Zhiping laughed until his face cramped.

The driver saw this scene in the rearview mirror, and thought that this person would not have just been discharged from the hospital, but don't laugh in your car.

Immediately, the right leg stepped on the accelerator lightly again, hoping to quickly send the two to their destination.

"Brother Lin, it's amazing." Yin Zhiping said with a thumbs up: "You work in the law. In the situation just now, do you think you can convict them?"

"Really." Lin He smiled slightly: "Article 114 of the Criminal Law: If setting fire, breaking water, exploding, throwing dangerous substances or endangering public safety by other dangerous methods, without serious consequences, shall be sentenced to not less than three years and ten years of punishment. imprisonment for not more than one year.”

"With reference to this criminal law, both should be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years."

"Is this okay?" Yin Zhiping asked with wide eyes. It was originally just a joke, but Lin He could really convict the two.

"That's natural." Lin He chuckled and said, "Judging from the situation just now, the two were flying and fighting in the bathroom. The bathroom is a public place."

"Although there are no serious consequences, the psychological shadow it brings is too great, which is more terrifying than throwing general dangerous objects."

"The manager was dizzy just now. If the manager was a little more vulnerable, he would probably suffer from depression."

"If the manager sued the two, they didn't run for three years."

Yin Zhiping was stunned when he heard it.

Holy crap, is this okay?