Magic card gods

Wei Yuan looked at the luxurious front door and smelled the tempting aroma, and couldn't help wondering: Master, do we need to come to such a big restaurant for a vegetarian meal? Besides, people have big fish and big meat, so let's eat vegetarian food like this, isn't it good?

Is this a way of practice? Those who specialize in practicing concentration and state of mind? ! It should be so!

Wei Yuan encouraged himself secretly in his heart: You have to be steady, don't lose face. Look at Erha, the saliva is already flooding!

"Come back!" Wei Yuan grabbed Erha's nape and pulled him back.

Otherwise, this dog will have to chew on other people's counters right now!

Wei Yuan said to the fat shopkeeper with a weird face and the smiling master cheap: "I made you laugh, I will definitely discipline this stupid dog well."

The fat shopkeeper's expression was not very normal, he waved his hands again and again, saying it's okay.

On the contrary, Master Cheap said a few words: "This dog is not wrong, just follow your heart." Then, he took Wei Yuan to the middle table in the hall, sat on the stool with one buttocks, one foot He also propped it up and stepped on another bench, and said to the fat shopkeeper, "Old rules!"

The fat shopkeeper didn't have the slightest dislike for this arrogant state, he nodded and bowed and said hello.

Wei Yuan: Is that all right? Just such a shameless demon monk, why don't you pour a pot of boiling water on his face? Go and ask the Yamen servants to arrest him!

Wei Yuan naturally knew that his cheap master was probably an absolute boss who would walk sideways in the 4th rank, but that didn't prevent him from stumbling him a bit in his heart. That is for fear that the world will not be chaotic!

However, the fat shopkeeper didn't know what he had suffered, and the smile on his face never disappeared. There are peanuts, hot tea, and hand towels. The waiter is better than his own father!

Wei Yuan thought that his cheap master would often eat vegetarian food here, so the shop was already familiar with it, so he didn't need to order.

Unexpectedly, I only guessed half right!

Eating often is eating often, but vegetarian food is not.

Among them is a Dongpo elbow, braised sea bass on one side, smoked chicken on the other side, and braised pork ribs on the other side... seven or eight dishes are so tough!

The only thing that can be related to the words "vegetarian" and "vegetarian" is a lotus root stuffed with meat! It is to stuff the prepared meat stuffing into the lotus root and steam it.

There was actually a small jar of wine, Wei Yuan took a look, and the red paper on the jar said "Daughter Red"!

I saw the crazy monk directly started, tore off a chicken leg and put it into Wei Yuan's bowl, then grabbed the chicken butt by himself, and broke the torn off.

Seeing that Wei Yuan held up his chopsticks with an unnatural expression, he couldn't help saying: "Eat, eat, why don't you eat? But this vegetarian dish is not to your liking? It doesn't matter, call the shopkeeper to order another table!" Then he shouted loudly Said: "The shopkeeper? The shopkeeper~"

Wei Yuan hurriedly stopped him, "Don't, don't, don't use master. It's a good fit. It's...that..."

The crazy monk tore off another chicken wing and gnawed it carefully, mouthful of oil, and said impatiently: "What's the matter? Tell me! Mother-in-law!"

Wei Yuan asked cautiously: "Master~ we monks, can we also eat meat?"

The crazy monk looked at Wei Yuan strangely: "Of course you can eat it! Don't eat meat? How can you gain strength if you don't eat meat? How can you beat someone if you don't have the strength?"

"Uh... hiss~" Wei Yuan was stopped by the question. How should this question be answered?

Suddenly, the mad monk folded his palms together, and immediately stood up solemnly, "Ami, my Buddha~ as the saying goes: if the wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha's heart will not be left behind. If the world learns from me... learn from me! Hahaha~"

The crazy monk is really imposing, and he is worthy of being a Tier 4 boss.

The question is, master, can you put down the chicken wings in your palm? Huh, this hand is greasy!

Maybe the mad monk made himself laugh, slapped the mud seal off the wine jar and poured a bowl for himself, and then poured it for Wei Yuan again.

Wei Yuan hurriedly stopped him, and heard the mad monk say, "Why? Don't you drink, disciple Wuji?"

Seeing Master Cheap's expression, Wei Yuan felt that this was a gift offer!

Follow the lead closely! Wei Yuan warned himself in his heart.

"Drink! Why don't you drink? It's just that it's not good for the master to pour wine for the apprentice. It's too rude."

Otherwise, Wei Yuan is quick-witted, and his tongue is slippery. Doesn't this give the circle back?

The crazy monk had a good expression, and shook Wei Yuan's hands away with a wave of his hand: "Small, why are you being rude? We monks, if you don't follow their etiquette, I will give you a full blow."

Wow~ The crazy monk poured a bowl of wine 100% full, and it didn't even go over the edge of the bowl, so he didn't spill a drop! Like a small hemisphere, stick to the edge of the bowl!

People pour 100% full of wine, but the mad monk master can pour 11 layers full! high~really high~

Wei Yuan also let go at this time: We don't want to do anything else, let's take care of this cheap master first.

So he quickly lowered his head and leaned over, pouting his lips and taking a sip, so as not to be unable to serve the bowl. After taking a sip, he picked up the bowl, "Master, I respect you, I've done it, you can do whatever you want!"

Don't tell me, this wine is neither bitter nor dry in the mouth, but has a strong fragrance and mellowness, and it has an endless aftertaste!

In my previous life, I also drank the 1,000-year-old Moutai, but it was not so delicious! middle!

The crazy monk happily just patted the table, "Hahahaha! Good good good good good good good! It will save me a lot of teaching, it will be better!"

The mad monk drank the whole bowl of wine in one gulp, then took another piece of elbow skin and ate it, it was so delicious!

He said: "Your master, I have ten good things in my life. The first is subduing demons and demons, the second is five-spice beef, the third is braised pork ribs, the fourth is sweet and sour pork tenderloin, the fifth is steamed sea bass, and the sixth is beggar's chicken..."

Wei Yuan's face was also a little red at this time, and he let go with the strength of the wine, and shouted: "Stop! Master, I understand what you mean. Not much to say! It's all in the wine!"

According to this, the crazy monk can make a hundred good ones! Anyway, he is a wine and meat monk who does not taboo meat and vegetables! There may even be a little disregard for human life! In short, don't overestimate his bottom line...

The mad monk was overjoyed when he heard the words: "The child can be taught! It can be seen that your fate with my Buddha is great! You should be my good disciple!"

He said: "When it comes to eating meat and drinking alcohol, my teacher will warn you about the precepts of our sect...Eating meat and drinking alcohol, even if you want to marry a wife and have children, the teacher will never stop you. If you have any difficulties, just speak up. Protect the calf for the teacher!"

"But if your tofu brain wants to eat sweets, it's no wonder that the teacher has to clean up the house!"

Stealing the chicken leg from Wei Yuan's bowl:? ? ?

Erha, who was gnawing on the big bones of his elbow:? ? ?

Wei Yuan:? ? ? There are also tofu brains in this fantasy world? No no, how do I think about this? It can be seen that the alcohol is too strong!

However, although Wei Yuan was surprised, he expressed his opinion immediately.

The meat in his mouth has not had time to swallow: "Liger heart~I am a chili oil salty party!"

...

Until dinner, it is called a full meal. Two masters and apprentices, a cat and a dog, that's called Operation CD. If it wasn't for the chicken legs, Erha would almost lick all the sauce off the plate!

The crazy monk loosened his belt, drinking tea, and sighed: "This place is good, although it is a bit expensive, but the real materials are real. Unlike those damn fake merchants, the rich monk, I ate a good meat, and I can't eat it." I can’t tell the difference between meat...there is still that black shop that fools me with human flesh, and I eat it in one bite!”

Wei Yuan, Drumstick, Erha:? ? ?

Drumstick: Master, you are not serious! I'm a cat demon, and I haven't eaten human flesh until now!

Wei Yuan: Shut up! Say it and listen. Otherwise, my cheap master will eat cat meat!

After finishing the meal, the shopkeeper fiddled with the abacus and smiled nervously, "Master Feng, there are three, two or four coins in total, and I wiped the four coins for you..."

The mad monk turned his face with a toothpick in his mouth: "Disciple Wuji, give me the money!"

Wei Yuan:? ? ? Are you not a rich monk? Aren't you rich?

Crazy Monk: Yes! Isn't your money as a disciple the money of your teacher?

Wei Yuan: How dare you get rich? Eat apprentice! You are really proficient at eating students' food!

Master, if you don't engage in training, you'll be useless!

What else can Wei Yuan do, give me money.

The shopkeeper's fat palms were sweaty, and he bent over to accept the money, with a nervous expression on his face.

It seems that my cheap master has a good reputation!

He didn't know how to eat without giving money before, right?

A fragment flashed through Wei Yuan's mind: "Lord Buddha, I don't even ask the price when I go to restaurants in the city, let alone eat your rotten watermelons!"

Emmy, that Buddha! Buddha, if you have a spirit in heaven, you should quickly collect this product! Let him hurry to the west!

The mad monk took Wei Yuan, a cat and a dog, and walked around the county town twice. The county town was either big or small, and it looked like seventeen or eighteen streets.

Crazy Monk: "Eat and drink enough, I have to go back to the temple! Let's go!"

Wei Yuan was carrying several cooked food wrapped in greased paper in one hand, and two small jars of wine in the other, and followed closely behind...

Ask for a ticket! I haven't asked for it for a long time, and no one voted!

Originally, my family asked me to go back. It was a school entrance banquet for my aunt's sister. I didn't go back...????