Magic card gods

After walking out of the county town for an hour or so, I came to the side of a lush mountain.

After all, Wei Yuan's basic attributes are more than twice that of ordinary people, and his feet are quite fast, so is the chicken leg Erha. If the Erha hadn't been carrying the chicken leg, he might have lost it right now.

Wei Yuan was naturally furious, but the crazy monk smiled, as if he admired Erha's stupid behavior.

Really crazy! If you want to bring the stupid dog back to the temple this time, you have to demolish the main hall in the temple.

It took only a quarter of an hour to climb up the thousands of steps, and Wei Yuan saw the dome of the main hall of the temple.

Seeing that the mountain gate is about to arrive, I can even hear the conversation of some pilgrims.

Wei Yuan looked at several kinds of braised cooked food and two small jars of wine in his hand, and couldn't help asking: "Master, let's go in like this with wine and meat?"

The crazy monk raised his forehead, "Don't tell me, my teacher came here five years ago, because I was eating wine in the monk's house, and the group of monks refused to let me put up the order, and wanted to drive me away! I borrowed the wine They slapped the Daxiong Palace flat with a slap, and they became reasonable..."

Wei Yuan: No wonder you look at Erha differently, you two are like-minded! No! You are much more destructive than it! The Great Hall of Great Heroes has been demolished for a few days, but you are lucky, a meal of wine is enough!

"Besides, they eat theirs, and we eat ours. It's just that we eat it openly, and they eat it secretly." The crazy monk scratched his head: "But let's not go any further, come with the teacher!"

Seeing the mad monk walking around the base of the temple wall, Wei Yuan couldn't help asking, "Master, where are we going?"

"Go through the back door!"

Good guy, I never heard that people go to temples through the back door.

Today, this cheap master really "taught" Wei Yuan a lot!

I don't know what happened, but the small back door of the temple was ajar, and the master and apprentice walked in openly.

The two master and apprentice came to a remote small courtyard, and the crazy monk pointed his hand: "Where do you live! That was the meditation room where your ninth senior brother lived last year..."

When Wei Yuan heard this, his hairs stood on end: I'd forget if you didn't mention it! How did my nine unlucky cheap dead ghost brothers die? !

Wei Yuan couldn't help but think of the row of corpses of little eunuchs bleeding from all orifices that Lord Wei met in the bathroom of Hai Da Fu Hai's father-in-law's residence!

Could it be that I was sent to do some dangerous missions? Assassinate the Queen Mother? !

The crazy monk patted Wei Yuan on the shoulder, "Don't worry, you little Xiami, what mission can it be your turn? And the queen mother! I think you look like the queen mother!"

Wei Yuan was taken aback suddenly: How do you know what I'm thinking?

The crazy monk said with a smile: "Oh, this is the supernatural power of Buddhism, he has a clear mind."

Fuck!

Wei Yuan hurriedly looked at his nose and heart, and concentrated his will to observe the blackheads on his nose that did not exist.

Hey, don't tell me, your physique has improved, and your body and skin have also improved! No matter how much cosmetics and beauty lenses you spend, you can't get this effect! No wonder I look good with a shaved head!

Wei Yuan tried to use this method to fight against enemies with the ability to spy on the mind.

After all, Katu is an existence that roams the world, and he can meet any kind of enemy. Therefore, there are many valuable experiences summed up by senior Katu.

Then I heard the mad monk ask: "What are blackheads?"

Wei Yuan was stunned, the ability to peek into the mind is so strong, not only to peek into the superficial thoughts, but also to read my thoughts as texts! How could this cheap master be so strong? !

He forced himself to be calm and clasped his hands together, and said: "Ami, my Buddha~ This disciple's mental state is not enough, master, please don't blame me."

I don't dare to scold you in my heart anymore!

The mad monk still smiled: "Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you can scold if you want. You have to obey my heart! What's the point of scolding a few words? After all, I'm not an evil spirit as a teacher!"

Wei Yuan: ...This is to arrange for my debut!

...

Wei Yuan went to the meditation room inherited from some senior brothers to tidy up, and hurried to the mad monk's monk's house to pay his respects.

The mad monk's house is even simpler than Wei Yuan's meditation room.

Judging from the behavior of the old monk who slapped the Daxiong Hall flat with a slap, he should live here voluntarily.

Wei Yuan came to sit on the futon in front of the mad monk, stretched his legs and crossed his legs with difficulty in a cross-legged sitting, also known as Dijiazuo.

This posture is very difficult for beginners. Both feet need to be placed on the thighs, which is much more difficult than ordinary cross-legged sitting.

If it weren't for Wei Yuan's flexibility now, he basically wouldn't be able to succeed. However, at this moment, he felt as if he had locked himself up, how would he stretch his legs out later?

At this moment, the mad monk lying lazily on his side like Ge You paralyzed glanced at him, "What are you doing there? Are you not tired?"

"tired!"

"Tired and still playing monkey here?"

Enduring the discomfort in his legs, Wei Yuan said, "Don't you want to learn Buddhism with Master!"

Wei Yuan's thinking is, don't care what you think, I'll learn my skills first.

Since this cheap master is so stubborn, if he doesn't learn something, he is simply insulting the noble character of leading capitalists to pluck their hair.

The mad monk smiled and said: "Buddhism? Well... don't worry, just take a rest. Seek comfort first, and then lay a solid foundation..."

Wei Yuan didn't understand, what do you mean by laying a solid foundation? What is seeking freedom?

But he can't say more, let's go back and wait.

Wei Yuan asked cheekily: "Master, can you do me a favor? I can't move anymore!"

The crazy monk waved his hand, and Wei Yuan turned around 720° after flying into the air. Before he understood what was going on, he was already standing at the door.

Wei Yuan closed the door outside and returned to his meditation room.

The mad monk in the monk's house stared at the wall dazedly, and suddenly grinned, not knowing what he was thinking.

...

It was already dark at this time, and Wei Yuan didn't light an oil lamp, mainly because there was no fire on his body.

He lay on the bed thinking about his experience for most of the day... What did he do after he entered this unknown fantasy world?

Unexplainably chased and killed by monsters, unexplainably rescued by an old monk, unexplainably forced to apprentice, unexplainably become a wine and meat flower monk?

He touched his head, it was so smooth! Round and round!

"I've become bald, but I haven't become stronger..." Wei Yuan felt bitter!

Even if he is handsome now, he is quite a handsome monk, very suitable for a bald head, a hairstyle that tests his appearance. But the sadness in my heart cannot be concealed.

When you think about it, it's hard to come by. Don't wait until you lose it before you regret it! If God gives me another chance, I... I'm afraid I'll have to shave!

Wei Yuan looked at his card system, and there was nothing abnormal. Even Adventure Time is: ? ? ?

Looking at the third soul card [World Positive Feedback (Soul)], there is no task triggered yet.

wait and see!

The night passed like this, and Wei Yuan was woken up by the temple bell in the morning.

Wei Yuan hurriedly fetched a bucket of water from the well in the yard with the wooden basin, first washed his face a few times, then changed the basin of water and went to the mad monk's house.

Wei Yuan knocked on the door twice, but no one answered, so he went in carefully, only to hear the mad monk snoring loudly. Two empty wine jars and some oiled paper wrapping cooked food were thrown on the ground. What is it called? Do whatever you want, eat whatever you want!

Wei Yuan put the water on the washbasin stand and said to himself: What should I do now?

But the mad monk woke up, "My good apprentice, why did you get up so early? How can a serious monk get up so early? Are you in a hurry to cheat the sesame oil money?" He yawned as he spoke.

Wei Yuan asked cautiously: "Master, don't we need to recite scriptures?" He still didn't give up on learning skills.

"Chanting scriptures? What the hell! Who is a decent monk to chant scriptures? Despicable!"

Wei Yuan felt that it was inappropriate for those comrades to name the cheap master a crazy monk.

This is clearly a demon monk!

"That's all! Anyway, we're all up, let's go, let's eat tofu nao with our teacher!"

The crazy monk flicked his blackened sleeves, and walked out without washing his face.

Thinking of the cheap master who is a staunch party, Wei Yuan feels that the test is coming!

This time, I didn't go through the back door. I just left the small courtyard and walked to the front hall. I met a group of more than a dozen monks.

These monks are dressed in cassocks, holding rosary beads and various ritual instruments, each with a solemn treasure face, low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, showing the demeanor of an eminent monk.

The fat monk with a generous face in his forties clasped his palms together and recited: "Amitabha, Master!"

The mad monk glanced at the monks, "Why do you want to cut it?"

The monk with a square face said in a low and steady voice: "The Lai family in Baiyu Town has some troubles, and my nephew took all the brothers and sisters to help those in need and spread the Dharma."

The crazy monk nodded, and walked forward without looking back. Wei Yuan didn't care about anything else, so he quickly followed.

As soon as he came out of the mountain gate, Wei Yuan couldn't help it anymore, "Master, are those monks going to subdue demons?" Wei Yuan's eyes are darkened to this world, so of course he wants to inquire more about this kind of thing.

The mad monk smiled and said: "It sounds good, but it's just to cheat money from sesame oil. That fat monk is Hui Pu. When his master was a young novice, I taught him. So he knows the magic of three-legged cats..."