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The crazy monk didn't know about Le Namen in the morning, so he threw away his two long legs and ran wildly, with his toes floating several meters away from the ground!

Wei Yuan's pursuit was quite strenuous! Use all your strength to feed!

I heard that cheap master singing a ditty while running:

"A wave in a wave, a wave in a wave~

On a sunny day, the scenery is beautiful, the red flowers are green grass.

I happily ran forward, walked all over the Qingshan people are not old..."

Wei Yuan was taken aback for a moment, and answered subconsciously: "How many years have you been practicing, master?"

"Hehe~ Time doesn't leave people behind, it's been two hundred years in the blink of an eye!"

Bold evildoer~ I can see that you are not human at a glance!

Of course, the latter sentence was in Wei Yuan's mind.

wrong! Can't even think about it!

I said how this cheap master got his lines so good! Peeping into my heart again!

Because this time down the mountain, the master and the apprentice ran fast, so it took less time.

Still came to Haiyan County, peddlers selling fruits, vegetables and seafood had appeared on the street, and many people in ragged clothes carried dry firewood, charcoal and other things to sell outside the county town.

It is impossible to enter the city, and you have to collect taxes to enter the city, and you may be exploited by the gatekeepers. Therefore, under the thatched shed outside the city gate, a small market was formed.

The mad monk still didn't look sideways, and swaggered into the city with Wei Yuan.

Whether it is the miserable people in ragged clothes, or the bullying soldiers, or the scholars in green shirts, or the merchants driving mules and horses, they seem to be in his eyes.

When the two masters and apprentices passed by a street, they happened to catch up with the opening of a business.

Wei Yuan looked up, hey! Spring Breeze Garden!

The moment he raised his head, a pretty young lady on the second floor saw this handsome and masculine little monk, and immediately started laughing, beckoning friends, calling five or six young ladies in a few seconds Onlookers on the second floor.

As the saying goes, bustards love money, and sisters love beauty. Wei Yuan's current appearance is really disturbing.

And his shiny bald head made many young ladies feel like they were blaspheming the saints~ That was so exciting! exciting~~~

This woman, once the number of people has an advantage, her courage will be multiplied.

Before Wei Yuan took two steps, he heard a group of young ladies shouting:

"Hey, little monk, don't go!"

"Yes! Come in and play!"

"Sister doesn't want your money~"

"Haha, maybe I have to give you a big red envelope!"

...

The so-called red envelopes are the rules of brothels. It is said that when you meet a boy chicken, you have to give red envelopes.

When Wei Yuan heard it, good guy, this is looking down on Buddha!

Today I will become a monk, otherwise, hum! I added more than 20 points of physique and strength...

The crazy monk suddenly sighed a long way: "Oh~ the sisters in this building are really enthusiastic. I think back then, the rich monk, I was also a well-known handsome monk in ten temples and eight temples."

Wei Yuan looked at the old face of Master Cheap: Back then? It must have been fifty years ago!

Seeing the cheap master asked with a strange expression on his face: "My good apprentice, do you want to go to this brothel?"

Wei Yuan was stunned: what way is this? so wild? Could it be that you are testing me?

Wei Yuan tentatively said: "No, don't go shopping. Disciple, I have converted to my Buddha, and I am no longer in the world of mortals!" His expression was instantly bright and upright!

Unexpectedly, the cheap master waved his hand: "Hey, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, our Buddhism doesn't pay attention to the relentless severance of desires and the purity of the six senses, but the more you follow your heart, the better. Even if you marry a wife and have children in the future, The temple is passed on to your son, and as a teacher, I also support it. The world of mortals and the Dharma have blossomed~"

Wei Yuan:? ? ? Could it be that I still have a Sixth Master Uncle? ! You will not be the one who passed down Dongying Buddhism, right?

He glanced at the upright Wei Yuan: "Besides, you are a whorehouse prodigal, why are you pretending to be a serious monk with me here?"

Wei Yuan was already confused by the cheap master: what exactly is a decent monk?

What is positive? What is sutra? What is a monk? Wei Yuan almost had an epiphany under the brothel!

After a long time, Wei Yuan came back to his senses and said, "Master, I am a good man! You can't force a good man into whoring!"

"Okay! Let's talk about it next time!" The crazy monk lost his interest.

And next time? !

The two masters and apprentices ate tofu nao for breakfast, big meat buns as a staple food, and braised pork as a side dish.

Wei Yuan: This breakfast is not much better than the braised pig intestines!

The mad monk asked for another bottle of wine, "Teacher, would you like a glass?"

Wei Yuan boldly shook his head.

"Pity."

Wei Yuan said: "Drinking early in the morning, I've become drunk."

The mad monk squinted his eyes and looked around: "Jiu Mengzi is good. In this world, you can live well when you are drunk."

Wei Yuan was stunned by the sudden seriousness of the cheap master, and always felt that there was something in the words.

...

Wei Yuan originally thought that this cheap master, who is capable all over himself, forced himself to become a teacher, so he might have some intentions?

Otherwise, how did those nine ghost brothers die?

However, Master Cheap's Buddhist supernatural powers are very powerful, and he is very psychic. And it has been clearly told him that there is no dangerous task for him to do.

You can't just have your eye on me, can you?

When Wei Yuan had this thought, he was hit hard on the top of the head, and a lump the size of an egg swelled up, and it took three days for the swelling to subside. How dare you talk nonsense anymore?

It's just that there is always a reason why this cheap master accepts him, right?

Ask for advice, but don't teach, always talk about the time has not come.

On the contrary, he brings himself to drink and eat meat street sneaks every day, that's called proficiency. Even the brothel was coaxed to go shopping once by the cheap master.

If it wasn't for Wei Yuan still having something on his mind, he really couldn't let go, maybe he wouldn't be able to escape with his belt.

That was the case, Wei Yuan didn't think too much about it. It's useless to think too much, just let go.

So every day, I follow the cheap master and don't do serious things, wandering between decent monks and unscrupulous monks.

In the blink of an eye, a month passed.

That's really fun! The chicken legs are fatter! Just think about it, how many big fish and meat do you have to eat?

Wei Yuan laughed at it: "Look at you, you are fat, you can't even tickle yourself!"

The chicken leg kicked its hind legs a few times, but it didn't reach its own neck, and then the hind legs became bigger and longer, like the sharp claws of a demon, scratching itself smoothly! He also despised Wei Yuan by the way!

...

After this month, Wei Yuan's "harvest" is the boss!

The mad monk took Wei Yuan to the corner of a yard where her husband was doing business all year round, and he still had a lewd smile on his face!

Wei Yuan: You are not a crazy monk, you are a flower monk!

He also took Wei Yuan to eat at other people's funerals, and when people found out, he would chant scriptures for them.

Wei Yuan: He is very skilled in business!

He also took Wei Yuan to set up other people's chickens, and when he was set up, he touched Erha excitedly.

Wei Yuan: A veritable stealer.

One day he took Wei Yuan to the wild. Wei Yuan was quite excited at first, thinking that he would finally take him to fight monsters, but ended up picking mushrooms! Wei Yuan: I am a little monk picking mushrooms?

While picking mushrooms, they also encountered a monster who didn't show up. In the end, separated by a few hundred meters and a large forest, he was shocked to death by a cold snort from the cheap master!

Just two days ago, the mad monk, who was not looking sideways, suddenly asked Wei Yuan to buy a fox at the market. It is said that after letting go, maybe there will be a fox girl to repay her favor in the future!

Crazy Monk: "Fox girl! Very moist~"

Wei Yuan: Have you done something, you obscene monk? Hen~tai~

During the bargaining session between Wei Yuan and the Orion, the vulgar language he uttered was threatening and luring.

"Do you know that you kill every day, that is a crime of killing. The little monk bought this fox to accumulate evil virtue for you, and you didn't give it a few taels of silver? After death, he will be fried! You have to give Your dead old lady will lighten up the crime a little bit?"

Although the Orion is big and rough, how can he be the opponent of this serious monk who is old and young and shameless?

Originally, the precious white fox with only four legs and black tail with white fur all over the body had to be bought for 50 taels of silver, but in the end it was cut down to six taels or seven taels of silver for accumulating virtue and praying for blessings!

That Orion had a big stubble on his face, and he was about to cry when he was wronged!

"Little master! Do you think this is good? Think of this fox as a gift from me. If you read the scriptures to my mother twice more, it will be considered as a blessing for me. Is it okay?"

Wei Yuan rebuffed straight away: "No way! One yard is worth one yard. In business, how can it be confused! Six taels and seven dollars, here you are!"

Wei Yuan: Ma De, can I tell you that I don't know the scriptures? I'll read a fart to you!

Not to mention the Orion, even the surrounding vendors and the little fox all looked dull. Only the mad monk master had a childish expression on his face.

Less than an hour later, a message spread in Haiyan County, saying that Master Shameless had accepted another disciple, this time it was different! The disciples this time are simply out of blue!

All the shopkeepers remembered the fear of being dominated by a shameless master...

That very night, Wei Yuan encountered a strange event.

He went out to pee at night, but in the middle of peeing, he heard someone calling his name outside the wall, and almost held back the pee.

Wei Yuan grew up watching Lu Shuren's "Baicaoyuan to Sanwei Bookstore" since he was a child. He remembers calling people the beauty snake who eats brains.

How can a thousand year old dog be reckless? Even though that sweet and charming voice yelled for a long time, there was no answer!

At this time, not to mention the crazy monk, even the chicken legs are awake, listening with their ears open. Only Erha slept soundly, grinding his teeth in his dreams.

The voice outside the wall yelled for a while, but continued: "Master Wuji, I am too young to repay my favor. How about I introduce my sister to you?!"

Wei Yuan:? ? ? What a man who sells his sister and begs for glory! Hurry home and call your sister~

Hurry home and ask your sister to come...to vote~