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Lingyin Temple is a thousand-year-old temple with many allusions and legends. But when it comes to Lingyin Temple, Jigong is definitely a character that cannot be avoided!

That is monk Daoji, commonly known as Jigong, formerly known as Li Xiuyuan, an eminent monk in the Southern Song Dynasty, who became a monk in Lingyin Temple in Hangzhou, but he was not bound by the precepts. He was fond of wine and meat, and behaved like crazy. The eminent monk is listed as the fiftieth ancestor of Zen Buddhism.

Teacher You Benchang once played this role, and brought this eminent monk who is fake and not crazy to life.

At this time, Wei Yuan's attire was imitating Ji Gong in his mind.

Ragged clothes, rag shoes with missing toes, a weird monk hat covered with patches, a cattail fan and a wine gourd.

If it wasn't for how handsome he is, he would be too similar!

Lingyin Temple is very famous, and there are many pilgrims on the road.

But Wei Yuan's line of work is too weird, and his body is too sloppy. It's even worse than the Beggar Gang's Dirty Clothes School!

Pedestrians on the road avoided them one after another, and even some carriages and sedan chairs hid far away.

These days, you don't know the details of this kind of weirdo. Maybe it's a crazy monk, or maybe it's some dangerous person. Anyway, staying away is the best policy.

Why does Wei Yuan care about this? At this time, he has already subdued the dragon and Arhat, completely assumed the identity of Jigong, and turned into a master of drama!

We set off in the morning and walked until almost noon, only then did we see the mountain gate in the valley. Many stone niches have been dug out on the mountain walls along the way on both sides, and there are various carved stone statues inside.

As soon as you enter the gate of the temple, you will see the Hall of Heavenly Kings, a smiling statue of Maitreya Buddha in the Hall of Heavenly Kings.

There are blessed couplets on the pillars on both sides: a big belly can tolerate things that are difficult to tolerate in the world; smile often, and laugh at the ridiculous people in the world.

Maitreya Buddha, as the future Buddha among the Buddhas of the third age, seems to have not been able to wait for the future. I don't know what world I'm in now.

Wei Yuan wandered aimlessly all the way, the young novice monk and the great monk came up to chase away Wei Yuan who was in tatters, but they were sent away by the old horse.

The monks in this temple still depend on the large and small merchant gangs in the prefectural city of Hangzhou to live. Whether they eat meat or porridge depends on the wishes of those big merchant clans, so naturally they dare not give Hou Yingxiong face.

Although I dislike Wei Yuan's attire and style, I can only recognize him.

Monk: We can't help it, they give too much!

Hou Yingxiong was soon discovered by the abbot of Lingyin Temple, and he graciously invited him to drink tea. Wei Yuan was also happy to get rid of this little tail.

He wandered all the way, trying to provide Ah Suo with various opportunities to obtain information.

The half of Arhat's golden body is in this Lingyin Temple, but it should be hidden.

All the way to the back of the temple, this is the daily life of the monks, and it is generally not open to the public.

But Wei Yuan came all the way. Wei Yuan is familiar with this kind of place, when he was studying under the cheap master, he lived in this kind of position.

Just when Wei Yuan was thinking about his life experience, a middle-aged man in his forties turned around in the corridor.

The man looks dignified, with a long beard, calm and sophisticated, not angry and pretentious, with some imposing manner. Behind him were two servants who didn't look like ordinary people.

Ah Suo said, "This man is the magistrate of Hangzhou Prefecture, and his official reputation is not very good."

Wei Yuan nodded, he had also heard about the magistrate's infamy.

People who scolded the magistrate privately inside and outside the city had to have eight thousand if not ten thousand. I hope he has a son without an ass hole!

It's really that this guy eats people's food and doesn't shit on people, and his work is too disgusting! All kinds of ideas try to withhold money and oppress the common people.

This person was originally the magistrate sent by the imperial court, and his original intention was to win a certain right to speak in Hangzhou City, a big city in the south of the Yangtze River.

As a result, this guy saw that the status of the Hangzhou Fuzhong Business Gang was really hard to shake, so he chose to join forces and even intensified.

Many members of the business gang said in private that our magistrate is simply a disgrace to officials. He has done too many immoral things!

People say that accusations never come to an end, and this magistrate may be too thick-skinned. Thousands of people can't point fingers.

The magistrate may have come here this time to relax, or he may have prayed before coming to the Buddha to reduce his guilt, and he did not wear official uniforms.

When the magistrate saw Wei Yuan's attire, he couldn't help covering his mouth and nose with his hands, as if Wei Yuan was the source of an infectious disease.

Seeing this, the servant behind him immediately stood up and scolded: "Where is the crazy monk? Back off, don't dirty the master's eyes!"

Wei Yuan sized it up and said with a smile, "Hey~Ami, my Buddha~No and no~"

"What's the matter? Dress like a beggar, and you won't be afraid to offend the Buddha!"

Wei Yuan had a playful smile on his face: "Little brother, you don't know. I used to be dressed in fine clothes as a monk. It's just that the embroidered clothes were torn to pieces by monsters, so I became a monk and wore this ragged hemp patchwork clothes. But I Although the clothes are tattered, the intentions are upright. It’s not like those gentlemen in official uniforms, who look magnificent, but secretly thieves and prostitutes, full of bad things.”

"You..." The young man pointed at Wei Yuan and couldn't say anything. He secretly glanced at the magistrate behind him, and found that the magistrate's face was really downcast.

Wei Yuan is almost pointing at the monk and scolding the bald donkey!

Wei Yuan didn't bother to pay attention to these three idiots, turned around and left.

The boy reluctantly went back behind the magistrate, bowed his head and shrugged, not daring to speak.

The magistrate gave him a cold look, already planning to go back and deal with this shameful boy.

With seven turns and eight turns, the deeper you go, the deeper you go. Suddenly Ah Suo said, "Go up the mountain to the left."

Wei Yuan followed good example and went up the mountain with a cat, a dog and a monkey. Halfway through the rugged steps and paths, I found a stone platform with nineteen vertical and horizontal Go boards on it.

At this time, Wukong seemed to have heard something, jumped off Erha's body, and walked step by step to a cave not far away.

"Hello?" Wukong stood at the entrance of the cave and shouted into the cave, and the echo "Hello?" came from the cave very quickly.

It thought for a while, picked up a stone and knocked on the mountain wall, and after a while, a big white ape as tall as a man came out of the cave!

The big horse monkey stood in front of Wukong, the two monkeys looked at each other and then stretched out their index fingers to touch each other. The great white ape disappeared in a puff of smoke!

Wukong clenched his fist and felt that his strength had improved a lot!

A Suo explained: "This cave is called Huyuan Cave, and the white ape in the cave is transformed from energy, and now it has been ingested by Wukong."

There is a poem that says: The hole is black and deep, and I hate that there is no giant spiritual power. If I want to hammer it to pieces, the white ape will come out.

Although we haven't found any clues to the golden body yet, it's nice to have this unexpected joy.

Wei Yuan went down the mountain and continued to wander around the Lingyin Temple.

Unexpectedly, near the Jixiang Kitchen, they met the prefect's master and servant again.

Xiangji kitchen is the kitchen in the temple in the temple.

The young man saw Wei Yuan again, and he hated and was angry in his heart.

He still knows the temper of his master magistrate, if he can't get back the place, he will have to suffer from the magistrate's anger when he goes back. For the current plan, the only way is to make up for the mistakes.

He thought hard to find Wei Yuan's investigation, and happened to see a basket of mung bean sprouts on the floor of Xiangji Kitchen, and then saw Wei Yuan's silly black and white dog, raised its hind legs and urinated in!

The boy saw that he had found the reason, so he asked Wei Yuan who was about to leave: "Smelly monk, this bean sprouts have been pissed by your dog, and they are not clean! If you don't give an explanation today, I will tell you." Twist you to see the officer!"

Wei Yuan looked up at the beams of the room, not looking at Erha and the bean sprouts at all, and said, "This bean sprouts grow in water, and the water is alive! This is the cleanest thing!"

The boy smiled crookedly, snorted, and said, "Pretend not to see! There's dog urine poured on it, why do you still say it's clean? You have to be sent to the government to let the county magistrate educate you." you!"

Wei Yuan laughed loudly: "As the saying goes, if you don't see it, it's pure, and if you don't hear it, it's true. If you see it, just pretend that you don't see it, isn't it clean? Whether you see it or not, I don't see it anyway. For example, some He is cursed by the people in the city day and night, and the eighteen generations of his ancestors are about to ascend to heaven in a spiral of smoke, but he pretends not to hear..."

"You!" The servant is scared now, this is another face-to-face slap! And the eighteen generations of the magistrate's ancestors have been sent to heaven!

The boy took a peek, and the magistrate's cheek was bitten high, and the vicious anger in his eyes could no longer be concealed.

If I don't do something, the monk is not doing well, and I'm afraid I won't be much better either.

Thinking of this, he raised his fist and slammed it at the sloppy monk.

Unexpectedly, the monk gently squeezed the boy's fist, making a rattling sound, and the pain caused the boy to kneel down and scream for mercy.

Wei Yuan picked up the wooden basin for soaking bean sprouts on the ground, and said, "Look, the monk said that this bean sprouts are the cleanest, what do you think?"

"Clean clean! This is the cleanest!"

"Then come and drink!" Wei Yuan pinched the boy's mouth and started to drink!

At this time, the prefect and another follower felt bad, so they ran away as soon as they cared about the servant.

Wei Yuan kept pouring a tub full of water mixed with Erha's urine into the boy's stomach, and then released him.

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Afterwards, because the boy drank Erha's dog urine, he lived to the age of eighty without all diseases, so it was a blessing in disguise!

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Erha, I caught it, Tong Goupi, so I will arrange it for you book friends who don’t vote~~~