Magic card gods

After all, it is the magistrate of Hangzhou, Wei Yuan can't really beat this stinky shameless thing to death, all he has to do is frighten him.

So Wei Yuan watched him flee in embarrassment, and didn't catch up with him and punch him to death.

It's just that the prefect himself was a bit desperate, because Erha happened to block the road stupidly when he was running, so the prefect raised his leg and kicked him so that he could run faster.

Erhan's skin was thick and thick, and he didn't realize what was going on after being kicked.

Erha: Who? Who kicked me?

So on the third day after going back, Zhifu's short leg was extremely itchy and began to grow hair. For three full months, that leg turned into a dog leg...

At this time, the magistrate thought of going to Wei Yuan and the others, but they had long since disappeared!

This incident tells us a truth, don't kick the dog because it's not good.

...

That boy was let go after being fed Erha's holy water by Wei Yuan, how dare he go back to the magistrate's yamen! If you go back, you will not be exiled by the magistrate for three thousand miles!

Simply because the family has a small population, I hurriedly took my mother and fled far away.

For many years after that, the boy was free from all kinds of diseases, and only then did he realize that he had taken advantage of it back then.

If I had known this, I should have chased after that black and white magic dog!

Wei Yuan dismissed these three annoying things, and continued to stroll around, but he didn't realize that since just now, in the yard outside the Xiangji Kitchen, there was actually an old monk watching.

Neither the three magistrates nor Wei Yuan and his party noticed the old monk who was close at hand. Only Ah Suo faintly noticed it, but after thinking about it, she didn't speak.

The old monk looked at Wei Yuan dressed in tatters, teasing the magistrate with his cattail fan, watching him wandering around, looking around like a treasure hunter, and even knocked on the Buddha statue to see if it was hollow with a mechanism.

The old monk was silent for a long time, and clasped his hands together: "Maybe this is the predestined relationship...Maybe the mad monk can give Buddhism a way out...Namo Amitabha~"

The old monk is Zen Master Kong Kong, an old monk of the same generation as Wei Yuan's cheap master, the crazy monk. It is also a Buddhist cultivator who has experienced the collapse of the Lingshan Mountain and the shattering of the Pure Land.

Although not as strong as the crazy monk, he is also a strong man of Arhat status, and he is a rare Buddhist monk in the world.

His method is also unusual, and he cultivates "emptiness". Therefore, it is not too much affected by the retreat of spirit energy, but the ability to affect this world is not great.

It's like taking yourself out of the world, without interfering with each other.

It is precisely because there is Zen Master Kongkong in Lingyin Temple that the half of the Arhat's golden body has not been given away by demons like the Flame-eating Ghost King. It also indirectly protected Hangzhou City.

After Zen Master Kong Kong opened his mouth, Wei Yuan happened to find an inconspicuous Buddhist hall, and after entering, he actually found the upper half of the golden body of Arhat in the Buddhist niche!

Can you let this go? Wei Yuan wrapped it up without saying a word, then walked away. Leave the crime scene immediately!

Until he left Lingyin Temple and was almost at the West Lake, Wei Yuan didn't react too much.

This golden body is a bit too simple!

Lao Yincoin always felt uneasy in his heart, worried that there was a conspiracy against him. Referred to as persecution delusions.

Ah Suo saw him pondering over and over again, even considering whether to throw away the half of the golden body, so he had to tell him the ins and outs.

"How dare I get the favor of my cheap master?! I thought I was just working for him for nothing to collect blessings, but it turns out I can get some credit from him!"

A Suo rolled his eyes in his heart: If it weren't for you being the inheritor of my Dharma, I would be able to stick upside down on the pole and get on a pure and clean body! If I had known you had so many tricks, I shouldn't have chosen the clavicle bodhisattva path! If this goes on like this, I will become Guanyin of Songzi!

However, there was another point that Ah Suo didn't think of: Wei Yuan's cosplay attire also played a big part in his success in getting half of the golden body.

This is said to be the golden body of Luohan, the body of Rama, and it is the golden body left by Jigong in the world. And Wei Yuan happened to cosplay Teacher You Benchang!

So Zen Master Kongkong said, this is the predestined law!

If Wei Yuan didn't have this attire, if he wanted to get this half of the golden body, it would be very difficult, and he would definitely have to go through many tests.

...

Originally, Wei Yuan wanted to return to the Hou Mansion to deal with the golden body, but then he thought it was wrong.

I don't know how many people are staring at this golden body.

If it really appeared in the Hou Mansion, among other things, the Flame-eating Ghost King would probably not let it go.

I have been warmly treated by others in the Hou Mansion these days, even if I don't express a thing or two, I can't leave hidden dangers for others!

If those ghosts and goblins find the Hou's mansion after looking for something, then they will commit a crime!

Simply, let's deal with it in this wilderness!

Wei Yuan put the two pieces of the golden body together, just like the Lego blocks, the golden body directly became a whole when put together.

In an instant, there was gold shining brightly in front of my eyes, as if someone was chanting scriptures in my ears, and sandalwood lingered on the tip of my nose.

In order to avoid long nights and dreams, Wei Yuan started refining directly!

It may be from the Buddhist sect, or it may be that the "Buddha has eight treasures" that Wei Yuan realized from my Buddhism is really amazing. Under the refining of all things, the golden body of the Arhat has no resistance, and it becomes a treasure in a moment. A dewy jade skull rosary!

It looks more advanced than the golden skull rosary!

Wei Yuan suddenly felt that the energy level fluctuated and rose, and the immeasurable kalpa Dawei Tianlong golden bell cover was cultivated diligently, and even I seemed to have a better understanding of Buddhism!

Great harvest!

...

When Wei Yuan and the others were about to return to Hangzhou City, Hou Yingxiong, master and servant, rode horses and chased after them.

Hou Yingxiong complained: "Master Wuji, why did you leave by yourself? What happened? Is the matter over? Did you fight the monster for 300 rounds?"

Wei Yuan smiled modestly: "I fought with the prefect for three rounds! Almost broke his dog's leg!"

Hou Yingxiong + Lao Ma:? ? ? (both faces are dumbfounded)

It wasn't until three months later that the magistrate could not hide the fact that he had grown a dog leg, and rumors spread wildly, and finally he was kicked out by the Hangzhou Business Gang at a meeting. Hou Yingxiong just remembered today's sentence.

Hou Yingxiong: Master Wuji is mighty! Said that he almost broke his dog's leg, almost broke his dog's leg!

Back in Hangzhou City, they were stopped by servants of the Hou Mansion as soon as they entered the city gate.

Hou Yingxiong originally thought that the old lady was worried about him, so he specially sent someone to wait for someone at the city gate, but it turned out that the servant was looking for Master Wuji.

Hou Yingxiong: Am I not the old lady's favorite grandson?

When the servants saw Wei Yuan, they were about to cry!

"Master Wuji, come back with me quickly! The people in the yamen sent back the monster's head! It is said that at night, the monster howls and screams. It is very intrusive! It scared the chickens of many people nearby. Stop laying eggs!"

"The monster head master didn't dare to let people put it in the mansion, so he had to put it on the street at the entrance, and now it's waiting for you to deal with it! Hurry up!"

Wei Yuan said indifferently: "Oh? There is still this matter? Don't panic, I will deal with it myself!" Said and walked towards the Hou Mansion with big strides.

To be honest, Wei Yuan did not expect that the mountain ghost would not stop after death, and the remaining head would still bark and scare people.

The yamen servants in the yamen were so scared that they peed their pants several times that night, so they hurriedly reported to the county magistrate early this morning. The magistrate is also afraid! Originally, it was supposed to be kept as a merit medal for defending the side of the yamen, but how can I care about it now!

Quickly take it out and burn it for me!

It's just that when these people threw the mountain ghost's head with a spine, which was several circles larger than the bull's head, into the fire, the fire couldn't be ignited at all, and the fire was even extinguished after a while!

No, quickly send it back to the monk!

God monk, do your best, and quickly accept your supernatural powers!