Magic card gods

After walking out of Pingshan, everyone in the caravan let out a sigh of relief.

Although it is not easy to wander outside, everyone is used to it. But a fantasy experience like this one is really scary.

First the robber, then the walking corpse, and then the beautiful spider spirit!

Scared to death!

In recent years, there have been more and more such rumors, and when listening to stories, I can't wait to replace them with my own body. Now he actually let himself run into him, and his farts were so scared that he died.

Not long after passing Pingshan, we came to a village. Taking advantage of noon, everyone rested in the village.

Because of the location, this village often receives some passing pedestrians and merchants, but there is also such a small hotel.

It is a simple adobe room, but there are seven or eight tables.

There was nothing delicious in the village, so Liu Fu asked the caravan to bring out some ingredients, plus some bacon, game, and mountain products from the hotel, and made quite a few dishes.

From yesterday to this morning, everyone received a lot of shock. If you don't appease the army now, you might break up the gang.

If the hearts of the people are scattered, the team will not be easy to lead.

When the food and wine were served, everyone had a full meal and a bowl of turbid wine, which relieved the mood a lot.

So in many cases, don't panic when encountering difficulties, first take out your mobile phone to order takeaway.

There's nothing a meal can't fix. If not, there are not enough meat dishes.

When Wei Yuan and the others were eating, there were two tables of people in the small hotel, all of whom were idlers in the village with two spare money.

They talk bad about someone behind their back while drinking.

I don't know what that person's name was, but the two mentioned that his surname was Zhou.

The man surnamed Zhou is a scholar, and he is considered a person of some status in the village. A strange thing happened to their family recently.

Last year, Zhou Xiucai's wife died of illness. Then Zhou Xiucai had a dream at the beginning of this year, in which his wife said that she was born into the belly of the scalper at home, and he had to take care of it.

Within three days, the cattle at home gave birth to a heifer.

That Zhou Xiucai was an honest person, thinking of being a husband and wife for a day, so he took care of the heifer in every possible way, not letting him work, but eating and drinking well.

Although many people in the village were laughing at him, he enjoyed it so much that he talked and chatted with the cow every day, tickling it and so on. It is really his wife alive.

It can be said that it is an infatuated species, and its heart is touching!

If the story ends here, it is a touching love story.

But all stories are afraid of a "but"...but the heifer is now nine months old and mature. Some things can't be idle, aren't they! So I go to the village every day to find bulls to breed...

This... the tauren's victory! Palace bar brother is ecstatic!

The few people eavesdropping on the side were a little embarrassed. Wei Yuan coughed a few times, as if he was stuck eating meat. Liu Fu put down his chopsticks in embarrassment, and poured wine to cover up his discomfort.

Just now Liu Fu said that Zhou Xiucai was so infatuated, he deserves to be a scholar!

You see what happened!

After eating, we continued to move forward, and the caravan crossed a small river. Erha "picked up" a toad the size of a sea bowl by the river!

Wherever he went, he picked it up, and the toad was so angry that it was the size of a rice bowl.

And Erha went up to lick a few mouthfuls from time to time, and then, as if he had drunk too much, he showed a stupid smile and swayed around.

There is poisonous juice on the toad's back, and the toad skin is also called toad su, which is a traditional Chinese medicine that can fight poison with poison.

Especially this toad looked unusual and even more poisonous.

This Erha is going to become the western poison Ouyang Feng!

Erha: No centipede sling~

But Wukong can't just watch his mount degenerate like this. Find a chance to throw that toad away.

Erha couldn't find it when he came back, and he called for more than an hour!

...

In the evening, everyone saw Shaoxing Fucheng.

"Keep working hard! If you can't go in at the Guancheng Gate, you will have to sleep in the open tonight! Hurry up!" Liu Fu urged in the team.

Wangshan ran to death, obviously the city was in sight, and he walked for more than an hour in a daze, before closing the city gate and advancing into the city.

Shaoxing City looks much smaller than Hangzhou, but it is still a big city. After all, it is a prefectural city, and the city wall is more than ten meters high.

Wei Yuan walked for a while and found that he hadn't found anything else yet, but there were far fewer beggars in the city than in Hangzhou! Not bad at this point.

Although Liu Fu tried every means to keep him, Wei Yuan, you still have to leave.

He took out one hundred taels of silver, but Wei Yuan didn't take it either.

Small businesses don't reach out by themselves. Bring capitalists not Karma tender leeks!

Seeing that it was already sunset, I had to spend the night in Shaoxing City tonight. As for whether to find an inn or a brothel, this is a question!

In the end Wei Yuan still chose the inn, not for anything else, just because Ah Suo has been staring at him!

If this really went to the brothel, how could Ah Suo spare him in his dream? You have to squeeze all the blood out of him!

So, being single is the most free! A wise man does not fall in love, so don't make mistakes!

"Let's just go with this one, it's not too bad considering the scale." Wei Yuan looked at the signboard of the restaurant and nodded.

Xiao Er was very enthusiastic. After seeing Wei Yuan, he hurried up to greet him: "Hey, please come inside, little master. Our vegetarian restaurant is very famous."

Wei Yuan twisted his face and turned his mouth, "Su Zhai? Is that still for people to eat? Serve the Buddha all the good wine and meat!"

Xiao Er: Not good, I looked like a dog, but I didn't expect to be a monk of wine and meat!

Finally, Wei Yuan sat down on the window seat and served a large table of dishes, none of which was without meat.

Wei Yuan kept a low profile in Xiaoshan County because of his affairs, and didn't eat well. It's been a while.

Now let go of eating, shake off the cheeks, open the back molars, DuangDuangDuang~~ eat in one meal!

He ate up the food and drink for at least five or six people by himself. Now it's time to eat the second crop.

Many diners around were paying attention to Wei Yuan, and now seeing that he had such a large appetite, they were too shocked to speak.

After a while, a boy dressed in silk came with a dog leg, and the shopkeeper personally entertained him.

The young master didn't even look at the shopkeeper, but sat in the middle of the hall, watching Wei Yuan goofing around.

The chicken leg was a little unhappy, and he grabbed a chicken leg and whispered: "Wei Yuan, look at that idiot staring at us, looking ignorant!"

Wei Yuan turned his head and took a look at the young master, who found the opportunity, hurriedly walked up and cupped his hands and said, "This master invited me, Xiaosheng Zhao Wendong is very polite."

Wei Yuan glanced at him and nodded.

Then Zhao Wendong was a little confused, shouldn't you tell me your name, and then let's start talking? You don't play by the rules!

However, Zhao Wendong came here with preparations, and said bravely: "I heard that monks don't eat meat, why are you so..."

Wei Yuan frowned, "What? I asked you to treat me?"

Zhao Wendong's face was dull, and he said after a while: "Well, it's easy to talk about it... the shopkeeper, this table is mine, and I will treat this young master to this meal."

Wei Yuan saw it, hey, can you bear this? This is prepared!

It's just that you don't reach out to hit the smiling face. People respect me one foot, and I respect others one foot.

If someone treats you to this meal, it's not easy for you to speak out against him, right?

Wei Yuan: I am just too soft-hearted!

Wei Yuan picked up a clove of garlic and smelled it, and said: "At the end of the Ming Dynasty, Zhang Xianzhong came out of the Land of Abundance, killing and slaughtering cities was like eating and drinking water. One day he wanted to slaughter a city, and a monk stood up to stop him."

"Zhang Xianzhong said that it is easy for him to stop, as long as the monk eats meat! So, the monk had to choose between eating meat and breaking the precept, or watching the whole city being slaughtered. Whether to preserve his own practice or save the lives of the people ...Finally the monk chose to eat meat."

Then Zhao Wendong bowed his head and meditated, as if he had realized some Zen mechanism from this fabricated story.

Wei Yuan glanced at him and said: "The monk chose to eat meat, Zhang Xianzhong really kept his promise and spared the people of the city. Later someone asked the monk, are you still a monk now? The monk said something..."

Seeing that Wei Yuan stopped talking, Zhao Wendong hurriedly said: "Master, I have realized it! The monk said something: After the wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha will keep it in his heart?"

Wei Yuan stuffed the garlic cloves into his mouth and said, "He said: If you eat meat but don't eat garlic, the flavor will be reduced by half!"