Marriage Urging Program: I, Born After 00, Seal My Heart With Cement

56. A Question From The Underworld! I Am An Introvert! Bingbing Was Stunned!

It is obvious that,

Lu Yu's answer this time,

Once again, it attracted the excitement of countless audiences!

Especially the sentence: I have been single for decades, and when I get old, no one will take care of me, that is what I deserve...

As soon as this golden sentence comes out,

It's so funny and full of truth!

After hearing this sentence,

Many viewers laughed miserably, and at the same time, their hearts were suddenly enlightened!

Originally, because of this question from the program team,

Suddenly I was quite worried,

Worry about what to do when you get old.

but now,

Just stop worrying!

I have been single for decades, and I have already had enough money. When I get old, what kind of bicycle do I need, and no one takes care of it? That is what I deserve!

and,

The sentence after Lu Yu, "You don't need to take care of minor illnesses, but look down on serious illnesses",

It also makes the audience feel deeply!

Since it is a minor illness,

Then naturally, no one needs to take care of them, and they will get through it as soon as they grit their teeth!

And if it is a serious illness, there is no need for someone to take care of it!

If you don't have children, you can walk freely without worries!

Even if you have children, in order not to implicate them, and to save yourself from suffering, it is better to get rid of it as soon as possible!

In real life,

There are too many such sad examples,

In order to treat the elderly at home,

The children emptied their savings,

Many children even sold their houses and cars to treat the elderly.

But in the end?

How many more can you look forward to?

It can be said,

Most of them, after suffering from painful treatment and emptied their children's savings,

They all died on the hospital bed as Lu Yu said!

Even if the condition improves,

It's just to be able to struggle and live for a while.

Instead,

Might as well leave an asset to the children,

Leave this world in style!

At least "seven eight zero",

As a post 00,

This is what Lu Yu really thinks!

It can be said,

Lu Yu's answer,

It's just too bad,

In the minds of many viewers, this answer, like the previous answer, is undoubtedly another answer with full marks!

at the same time.

Record live.

After a brief surprise,

There was also an expression of admiration on Bingbing's face.

thorough!

If you use one word to describe Lu Yu,

That is thorough!

His ideas, his attitude towards life, are really too thorough!

After listening to Lu Yu's answer,

Bingbing actually had a feeling of waking up the dreamer with just one word!

"Lu Yu, your answer is beyond my expectation!"

"However, I think it makes sense!"

Bingbing nodded in admiration,

I glanced at the reaction on the barrage again,

Then he said,

"Many viewers also agree with your statement!"

"So - congratulations!"

"Your second question, you successfully passed the level again!"

"Yeah, Feather God has passed the test again, one step closer to zero yuan purchase!"

"Hahaha, that's the answer, but is it okay?!"

"The cow beer, I actually think it's on fire, Yushen is doing great!"

"Suddenly, Lu Yu has a feeling that he has passed five levels and cut six generals. His answers are really more exciting than the last one!"

"It's really exciting, looking forward to Yushen's next performance!"

Hearing Bingbing announce that Lu Yu passed the test,

In the live broadcast room, many viewers cheered.

Although it was a simple question and answer session,

But I can see that they are all excited,

even,

Many people have begun to look forward to,

Next question, what wonderful performance will Lu Yu give again!

Bing Bing has no ink marks,

The third question was asked directly.

"Lu Yu, the next question is actually a derivative of the second question.

Bingbing glanced at the cue card with a smile,

continued,

"As I said just now, expert Li Tian said before that if you don't have children, no one will know when you get old and die!"

"Even if you don't need children to take care of, but at least—"

"If there is a child, when the old man dies unfortunately, he can also take care of the funeral for the old man."

"It can make the elderly walk more decently and beautifully."

"And, when it comes to festivals in the future, some people will burn paper money to pay homage to it!

"But if there are no children..."

"No one will do these things."

"After he's gone, there will be no descendants to take over the body."

"Just hang there!"

"During festivals, other people's graves are full of children and grandchildren, but in front of the grave of the old man without a child, there is not even a person to pay homage to him!"

"In comparison, it's too miserable!"

"So, from this point of view, it is actually necessary to have children, what do you think?"

have to say,

The program team really knows how to do things!

three questions,

Not a single question has the word “urging marriage” on it,

But it never fails to urge marriage!

this problem,

In fact, like the previous two,

I still want to cause those who insist on being single and unmarried to have panic thoughts about the future.

The first two are about life,

And this one goes straight to death!

Do not marry, do not have children.

After getting old, no one disposes of the remains.

Barren tombs and solitary tombs, no one pays homage to them.

How miserable that sounds!

so,

The program group just wanted to use this topic to warn those young people, get married and have children quickly, and don't get to that time, no one will ask if they are dead or smelly!

Hear the question.

In the live broadcast room, the discussion started again.

"I'm going, this question from the program group is a bit wolfish!"

"It's really ruthless. At least the first two are problems in the yang world, and this one is directly a problem in the underworld!"

"Hahaha, what you said is so scary, just to scare us, let's hurry up and get married and have children!"

"But should I say it or not? Although the way of asking is a bit scary, it's really hard to answer. If you think about it carefully, it's really miserable!"

"In my hometown village, there was an old man who had no children. After his death, no one knew about it. Later, when people in the village passed by his house, they smelled the stench. After breaking through the door, they found out that he was dead. It's been a week!"

"No one burns paper money after death. This really hit me. I have been a social animal in the underworld for a lifetime. After I die, I am still a poor ghost in the underworld. It is too foolish to think about it!"

"Although I know that the program team asked this question to urge the marriage, but if Bingbing suddenly asks such a question, I still feel a little panicked..."

"Panic fart, listen to what Yushen has to say, this kind of question will not trouble him!"

"Yes, yes, Yushen, come and solve our problems and give us some advice!"

In the live broadcast room, there were constant discussions.

After hearing this question, many people

More or less in my heart, there was indeed panic.

after all

Whether the dead are safe, the children are filial;

Or in front of the grave after death, scan the cover.

These are traditional concepts that have been passed down for thousands of years.

And if you are not married and have no children,

But no one really does this for you!

After thinking about it this way,

situation after death,

It is indeed a bit too miserable.

Also because of this,

These audiences, on the contrary, are looking forward to what kind of answer Lu Yu will give.

maybe,

Lu Yu just like before,

With just one classic sentence,

It can resolve everyone's inner anxiety and let everyone stop internal friction!

Even Bing Bing,

He also looked at Lu Yu expectantly.

the first two questions,

Lu Yu's answer was really unexpected and wonderful,

do not know either,

On this matter of birth, old age, sickness and death,

Can he continue to be so transparent and open-minded.

that's all

Under the eyes of Bingbing and the audience in the camera,

After Lu Yu thought for a while,

He finally raised his head, revealing the usual smile.

"Your question is actually easier to answer than the last one!"

Lu Yu said with a smile,

"First of all, let me give you an answer, what you said about the fact that no children come to burn paper at the grave after death.

"Here, please allow me to insert a story that happened to me first."

"On Ching Ming Festival, my dad and I went to sweep the tombs. After sweeping the tombs of my dad and his grandfather, I asked him, are the tombs farther away still sweeping?"

"Guess what my dad said?"

"He said not to sweep it, firstly because there are people buried in the remaining graves, which are too far away from his generation, and he himself doesn't know what to do."

"On the other hand, because the field is full of graves, he can't tell who's is whose. If someone else's tomb is swept, it will be bad."

"So—"

"What I mean by this story is that if you are not a celebrity, or have made some great achievements, after four or five generations, or even three or four generations, no one will remember who you are at all, let alone Said to worship you!"

"Furthermore, even if it's worship, they used to bring wine and meat to worship, but now, flowers are popular in many places, and vegetarians have changed. To put it bluntly, can the old ancestors eat it? Meals are not guaranteed!"

"There is also the burning paper you mentioned, among other things, can the Lord of the Underworld allow you to manipulate the exchange rate in the underworld like this? If it becomes inflation~ Is it you or your relatives under the nine springs who are responsible? If the underworld really exists Buying and selling, it will definitely not be the banknotes you burned!"

"Haha, that's why, all these things show that these behind-the-scenes events are not reliable at all!"

"Treasure the present is the right way and the kingly way!"

"Of course, I don't mean to criticize and oppose this traditional behavior."

"Burning paper to visit the graves of the ancestors is a way of expressing thoughts. There is no problem. It is also our fine tradition and should be maintained."

"However, I personally think that its significance is limited to this!"

"Consoling the living, expressing thoughts, burning paper and sweeping graves are all forms of mourning.

"You really expected that by relying on your children to burn paper, you could make a fortune in silence?!"

"Don't be silly, if that's the case, wouldn't someone still have to burn papers for the ancestors every day, and don't they have to wait until the festivals to burn them?"

Lu Yu's words,

Said witty and humorous.

After he finished speaking,

Bingbing was the first to start laughing.

Although she feels that Lu Yu's statement,

a little unorthodox,

but

It sounds, but it makes sense!

at the same time,

Many people in the live broadcast room also joined in the fun!

"Hahaha, I suddenly feel that what Yushen said is correct, so many people burn paper, if the people below can really receive it, then the hell will indeed be inflationary! (dog head)"

"As a child who grew up in the city, I just want to say that what Lu Yu said is very true!"

"Because I go to school and work in the city, I haven't been back to my hometown a few times, let alone sweeping graves and burning paper for ancestors. After a few generations, I don't even know each other.

Yes, and going there is just a formality, and there is no emotional disturbance. "

"I'll go, you're still a few generations away... To be honest, I don't even know what to call those people in my hometown! Every time I meet them, just pretend not to see them, they will recite their names."

Later, I said that you are impolite, but you should say hello to others, and you don’t know what to call them, so it’s really embarrassing!”

"I'm envious that you still have a place to sweep graves and burn paper. We don't allow paper burning anymore. They are all cremated and put in urns. A cemetery is more expensive than a house!"

"So, the behavior of burning paper and sweeping the tomb is just like Yu God said, it is a form of comforting the living and mourning the dead.

Cai, if you think about it, you will know that it is not reliable!"

"In the beginning, cherishing the present is the kingly way!"

"Haha: After thinking about it, I don't worry anymore, I'll be a poor ghost after that!"

Lu Yu's words,

It attracted the approval of many viewers in the live broadcast room,

certainly,

recognized,

Naturally there are also objections,

Like those audiences who are older or have more conservative thinking,

Regarding Lu Yu's statement,

He scoffed very much.

But if you really want them to refute Lu Yu's point of view,

They didn't know how to refute.

Overall,

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room suddenly became very relaxed and active.

And at this moment,

Bingbing smiled and said,

"You just finished talking about burning paper and offering sacrifices, well, even if what you said makes sense!"

"Then, if you don't have children, after you die, no one cares about you and asks you, so what should you do about this question?"

I heard Bingbing asked this again,

live viewers,

Immediately stopped talking,

They looked at Lu Yu expectantly again.

As for Lu Yu,

It also did not disappoint them,

Hearing Lu Yu chuckle first, then said with a smile,

"I got you."

"Don't you just want to say that if you don't have children, you will have no offspring, and no one will know after you die?"

"Then I'm curious!"

"Why is it 4.0? Is it different if you have children?"

"With a child by my side, how could I be able to cheat my corpse and come back to life after I die?"

"Death is dead. I die alone. Is there any difference between the death of a person with children?"

"Isn't it all done by kicking your legs and closing your eyes?"

"What you want to say is, is there someone to collect my body, right?"

"That's a better question to answer!"

"Think about it, I'm not afraid of death anymore, do I still care if someone collects my body?"

"What's the matter if no one accepts it? If you don't mind getting in the way, just let me lie there all the time!"

"I'm already dead, it doesn't matter where I lie!"

"So what if it stinks?"

"I'm dead, how can I still know that I stink? Can I wake myself up?"

"So, if it stinks, it stinks, anyway, I can't smell it!"

"Even if someone laughs at me for being too stinky, I can't hear it!"

"If someone really thinks I'm too stinky, then I can't help it. Whoever can't bear it, please go and bury me if you bother me!"

"It's too troublesome to bury me, it's okay not to bury me, he can do whatever he wants!"

"I am easy to talk, and even more so after I die!"

"It doesn't matter if you burn me to ashes and then use my ashes to plaster the walls!"

"Anyway, I'm dead, and I don't care about the things after death!"

Speaking of which,

Lu Yu suddenly remembered something,

His face trembled violently,

Looking at Bingbing's stunned expression,

After watching for a few seconds,

Lu Yu was serious again, and continued,

"I suddenly remembered that I am a relatively introverted person!"

"So, if I die in the future and someone uses my ashes to plaster the wall, I hope he will not smear me outside..."

"This is my only request after death!".

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