Marriage Urging Program: I, Born After 00, Seal My Heart With Cement
57. I Am Very Happy To Skin It! Treasure Boy! Totally Addicted!
What Lu Yu said is sincere,
especially the last sentence,
It is extremely sincere.
TO......
Everyone who heard his words was shocked!
Bingbing looked at Lu Yu dumbfounded,
I don't know how long it has been,
She suddenly broke her guard,
The whole person immediately trembled,
Then I couldn't help squatting down and laughing loudly!
"Lu... Lu Yu, you, you, you are too talented, ah ha ha ha ha, I can't do it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing, ha ha ha ha...
Bingbing almost burst out laughing,
while laughing,
He also slapped the ground with his hand.
Mommy!
Lu Yu, what kind of brain circuit is this!
How to answer the question every time,
They are all so thoughtful!
I asked you if you have no children, what will you do after you die?
Then you told me,
After you die, just let someone take your ashes to the wall!
Even more outrageous is that,
What did you say that you are more introverted,
Ask people not to wipe you out...
Puff ha ha ha ha!
Is this the answer that a normal person can give?
Bingbing wants to ask a question,
Lu Yu, are you sure you are still in good spirits?!
A professionally trained host like Lian Bingbing,
Even at this moment, he laughed like a fool,
Not to mention the audience in the studio,
When I first heard Lu Yu's answer,
Everyone is quiet,
And this silence,
Like the calm before the storm,
next moment,
After Lu Yu finished speaking,
The entire live broadcast room was completely boiling!
If we talk about the previous two questions,
The answer given by Lu Yu,
It is a word that surprises the audience,
Then at this time,
this one answer,
It is not only a surprise, but also a lot of joy!
"Hahahaha, as expected of me, the Feather God, this answer is too skinny!"
"Hey, I'm lying here after I die, what can you do with me? Hit me? What, you think I'm stinky? You think I'm stinky, then go dig a hole for me and bury me 19! What? If you think digging a hole is too tiring, then you burn me and use my ashes to plaster the wall!"
"Don't ask me why I'm so showy, hey, it's just for fun!"
"Hahaha, Feather God's answer really couldn't be more reasonable, yes, I'm already dead, why do I care about what happens after I die, you can do whatever you want
Anyway, when I close my eyes and stare at my legs, it’s best to go first, and the rest of the mess, you can figure out a way for yourself!”
"I can't stop laughing, this time I really can't stop laughing, family members, Yushen's opening sentence is a crit, what he said is good!"
"With a child by my side, what's the matter? After I die, can I still come back to life? Hahaha!"
"Thank you God Yu, you cured my mental internal friction in an instant, and it was you, God Xi, who caused it!"
"Should I say it or not, although Yushen's answer sounds outrageous and unserious, but when you think about it carefully, it is really right! Everyone is dead, why do you care so much? Don't say no People collected my body, even if you use my ashes to plaster the wall, I don't care at all!"
"Feather God, I'm your loyal fan. After I die, can I wear it with you? I'm outgoing, so I can wear it outside, and I will protect you!"
"Hahahahaha, in fact, there is no need to do this. When you live to the end of your life, just stick the suicide note on the door and ask the person who broke the door to help bury it!"
"As expected of the post-00s, this idea is too strong. I only heard of post-00s rectifying the workplace before, but now it seems that post-00s even have to rectify the funeral business!"
"The words are rough and the rationale is not rough. It sounds ridiculous, but it is very operable!"
"The answer of Yushen has never let me down, he is too good!!"
inside the studio,
The barrage is like snowflakes, surging continuously.
The audience was completely amazed by Lu Yu's statement,
Show off your face fiercely!
But unfortunately,
What Lu Yu said makes sense!
yes,
One's life is enough to worry about,
after death,
What do I care about it!
Anyway, once a person dies, he doesn't know anything.
Just love it when the time comes!
Someone collects his own body,
That's fine too.
It doesn't matter if no one accepts it,
Anyway, wherever you lie down, you lie down!
have to say,
Lu Yu is so talented,
Obviously this is a very serious question that can easily cause people to feel fear,
But after his answer,
The sense of panic that the audience finally produced,
It disappeared in an instant!
also feel,
die alone, die silently,
It doesn't seem like a terrible thing,
before dying,
Can you still skin it like this,
It's fun to think about it!
at the same time.
Inside the studio hall.
Teacher He burst into tears from laughing,
Regardless of whether others accept it or not,
Anyway, he really admires Lu Yu, a young man!
You ask him when is the right time to get married,
He told you 60 years old!
You ask him what to do when no one takes care of him when he gets old?
He told you that at that time, there is no need to take care of minor illnesses, and I will get rid of serious illnesses as soon as possible!
You ask him what to do when he gets old and dies?
He told you to use his ashes to smear the wall, and even wanted to smear it inside because of introversion...
God is riding a horse to wipe the wall!
Isn't your request so funny!
Teacher He really wanted to ask the camera,
After 00 now,
Are they all so bohemian, so optimistic!
This is too interesting!
It's not just Teacher He who is laughing and wiping away tears here,
Sun Zhen, the chief director not far away,
Also can't close the mouth of the smile.
Should I say it or not,
Aside from the show's purpose of urging marriage,
These three answers from Lu Yu,
But it really opened his eyes too much!
Lu Yu asked him the question he had finally come up with,
all broken,
It stands to reason,
He should be very depressed,
But at this time, I really can't get depressed!
If I had to use one word,
To describe Director Sun's feelings for Lu Yu,
Maybe it should be love and hate!
Unlike Teacher He and Sun Zhen's reactions,
three experts,
At this time, his expression was as ugly as ever,
His face was as black as the bottom of a pot!
their thoughts,
It's all very traditional thinking.
Also because of this,
These three questions answered by Lu Yu,
It can be said that they didn't say a single word to their hearts!
Especially after that something died,
When you kick your legs, you don't care about anything......
Can this be a human saying!
This is deviant!
This is also extremely irresponsible for your own remains!
at this time,
That is, the camera has not been switched over yet,
otherwise,
The three experts probably couldn't hold back the raging anger in their hearts, and started to spray Lu Yu with blood!
And at the same time.
in the shot.
Lu Yu was looking helplessly at Bingbing on the ground.
"Is it that funny, you've been laughing for several minutes now.
"have!"
Bingbing laughed and complained without hesitation,
"You're going to make me cry, Lu Yu, you, you are so annoying, I'm afraid my image of a lady will disappear in the future!"
"If you can't be a lady, you can be a mature woman. Men prefer the latter!"
"Bah bah bah!"
"In front of the camera, can you be more serious!"
Bingbing smiled,
Finally managed to stand up from the ground,
She gave Lu Yu a blank look first,
Then said,
"However, let's get down to business. Although your answer just now sounds old-fashioned, it's also funny!"
"But judging from the reaction of the audience, I think, it should be regarded as passing the test again!"
"Congratulations Lu Yu!"
"Three questions, you can answer them correctly!"
"Honestly, it was unexpected!"
In fact, when I first received this cue card,
Bingbing read the topic above.
After she watched it,
It is not optimistic that Lu Yu will really challenge and succeed.
thought,
Maybe Lu Yu will fail in the first lap.
when the time comes,
There will be a small punishment from the program group,
In order to have the opportunity to do the second part of the challenge.
The results of it?
There is nothing wrong with Lu Yu's circle!
Let the punishment of the program group fail!
That's fine,
The key is the second part, which is so awesome!
honestly,
These three questions,
It's really hard to answer,
especially the first one,
If you are not careful, you will fall into the pit dug by the program team!
But Lu Yu is,
successfully gave the answer,
Moreover, it was the kind of answer that had a particularly high EQ and left people speechless!
awesome!
at this time,
Bingbing adores Lu Yu a little bit, as if he has become his little fan girl!
she said with a smile,
"Lu Yu, not only do I want to congratulate you, the third question was successfully passed!"
"At the same time, I also want to congratulate you, you have cleared the entire single challenge!"
"Now, you have successfully won the opportunity to buy singles with zero yuan!"
"Hee hee, next, you just need to think about it, what gift you want to buy, just give it to yourself!"
Yes.
second link,
The program group prepared these three questions in total.
Now all have been answered by Lu Yu.
That being the case,
Naturally, the challenge was successful and the opportunity of Guoyuanbu was obtained!
"Oh? Is this the end?"
"It's too simple!"
Lu Yu heard that,
Suddenly grinned!
originally,
He thought it would be some kind of difficult challenge, but this is the result?
I haven't exerted my strength yet,
The challenge is successful!
Even the audience in the live broadcast room,
They all complained on the bullet screen with unsatisfactory intentions.
"No, no, your program team only prepared three questions? But we haven't seen enough!"
"That is, in the face of a player as strong as my brother Yu, he only prepared three questions. Is this looking down on our brother Yu!"
"Now, immediately, immediately prepare a few more questions, let the foreigners at the next table see, think that Brother Yu can't answer them, let's do another one! Each one!"
"It's really not enough. We still want to hear the wonderful answers from Yushen, and we want to collect a few more classic sentences!"
"Hahaha,
Do you want Yushen to get the chance to buy it for zero yuan? Now that he has succeeded in the challenge, shouldn’t you be happy for him? Why do you want him to continue the challenge?!
"Lu Yu: Listen to me, thank you, I am really lucky to have you!"
After hearing that the challenge is over,
The viewers in the live broadcast room were not happy for Lu Yu,
On the contrary, it is neat and tidy,
I started to complain that the program group had prepared too few questions.
This scene,
Sun Zhen in the studio saw it, and almost called him an expert.
but,
He also knew in his heart,
It's not that everyone doesn't want Lu Yu to succeed in the challenge,
Mainly I want to see Lu Yu,
Continuing with that strange thinking,
Go fix it!
Even Bingbing saw the situation on the barrage,
It is also dumbfounding!
"It's over Lu Yu, the audience said they didn't see enough, and they still want you to continue the challenge, what should I do?"
Bingbing asked dumbfounded.
Lu Yu was taken aback for a moment,
Glancing at the barrage,
Then the face turns black!
good guy,
This is one by one, I am addicted to it!
Really tied Q everyone!
Lu Yu was about to speak,
But Bingbing took the first step and said,
"Hey 823, Lu Yu, since the audience wants to watch it so much, why don't you answer another question?!"
"This question is not from the program group!"
"It's just my own memory!"
"Even if you can't answer, it doesn't matter, it doesn't affect your going to Guoyuan Shopping!"
Bingbing suddenly smiled.
Lu Yu is helpless,
Seeing that everyone's interest was so high, I said to her, "That's fine, you can ask.
"Hee hee, Lu Yu, you are so kind!"
Bingbing smiled happily,
Then he started asking,
"Actually, I've always wanted to ask you this question!"
"But there has never been a chance!"
"Just taking advantage of this opportunity, I simply asked in front of everyone!"
Bingbing said,
Organized the wording.
And the audience all listened carefully.
soon,
I heard Bingbing ask,
"You said you, Lu Yu, you are obviously a post-00s, but in terms of feelings, you are so resistant, even extreme!"
"I just want to know..."
"Have you ever suffered any great hurt emotionally?"
"If not, then why did you become what you are now?"
"If there is, you can tell us about it."
"Did that period bring you a huge hurt emotional experience?"
actually,
As Lu Yu said before, he has never even been in a relationship,
Bingbing couldn't believe it at all!
Judging from the two days of contact,
Lu Yu is young, handsome and talented.
for many things in life,
It is also very clear.
And when answering the question just now,
Full of humor and wit and high emotional intelligence!
such a boy,
honestly,
What a treasure boy!
Even when Bingbing comes into contact with it, I feel very tempted!
how could he,
Have you ever talked about love?!
Especially in light of Lu Yu's treatment of dating and marriage,
Bingbing seriously doubts,
Lu Yu has not only been in love,
And also in that relationship,
severely battered and traumatized,
therefore,
Lu Yu will lose confidence in love and marriage,
And with such a pessimistic attitude,
In the end, he became the cement-sealed person he is now,
Lock your heart completely!
have to say,
Bingbing's question,
It was just right.
As soon as she asked this question,
inside the auditorium,
Teacher He, Sun Zhen and even the three experts,
Eyes are suddenly bright!
And in the studio,
The audience also showed interest one after another,
One by one on the barrage,
frantically looking forward to it,
I can't wait to break Lu Yu's mind,
Go and find out Lu Yu's unknown "emotional history" in person to satisfy everyone's curiosity!
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