Martial Arts? I Don't Know How To Do It, But I Only Know Magic!

Longhu Mountain, within the Seven Emotions and Six Desires:

Lin Yishan is a 996 office worker. In the eyes of his colleagues, he is honest and sincere, doesn't talk much, and is hardworking and hardworking. No matter who needs his help, he will never refuse.

As long as he can do it, I have never seen him quarreling with others. He is very easy to bully and a bit of a homebody. He never attends colleagues’ gatherings. He has never been seen posting in Moments. During his breaks, he likes to play games on his mobile phone.

In the eyes of the boss, this kind of employee is the best to manage. He has never asked him for a promotion or salary increase, he has never refused to work overtime, and he will not refute no matter how he scolds him. This kind of employee is cheap and easy to use.

Lin Yishan's life is actually very simple. He lives in a cheap rental house, a subway, and a company. He is not good at dealing with people. During his breaks, he either sleeps or plays games. If there are no special circumstances, he may be like this for the rest of his life.

He also saw the news that Longhu Mountain Tianshi Mansion was recruiting lay disciples. He was in the city next to Longhu Mountain. For some reason, he only had one thought in his mind at this moment: "I must participate."

Yes, it was so inexplicable that he called the boss directly to ask for leave. Of course the boss would not agree. Such an employee was cheap and capable. One person could stand up to two others. He could not let Lin Yishan take a break while others took a break.

The boss didn't agree, so Lin Yishan immediately said he was leaving. Regardless of whether the boss agreed or not, he hung up the phone.

An honest person with an introverted personality generally does not make decisions easily, but once he makes a decision, it is the kind that even ten cows cannot pull back.

At this moment, Lin Yishan didn't think too much. His life had always been dictated by others and arranged by his parents. For the first time, he wanted to make arrangements for himself.

There was a voice in his head telling him over and over again, "You must participate." So, he went.

He met all the conditions. He had no children, nor was he an only child. His parents despised him for not having any future, and no younger son had any future. As long as he was prepared to send money home every month, he could do whatever he wanted outside.

The boys in the same village had houses, cars, wives and children, but he had nothing. They all said nothing on the surface, but said bad things about him behind their backs.

He is unwilling to give in. He does not want to be such a dispensable role all his life. He wants to tell everyone who looks down on him that I, Lin Yishan, am the best.

He successfully passed the Mantra Talisman test and entered the Seven Emotions and Six Desires.

He is honest and introverted, not good at words, but Lin Yishan's emotions and desires are no less than those of others, in fact, they are much more.

Lin Yishan appeared on the top floor of the Penguin Building, where the chairman worked exclusively. The LCD TV screen on the wall repeatedly introduced him as the chairman of the Penguin Group.

Lin Yishan smiled happily. Now that he was rich and powerful, the goddesses in other people's eyes rushed to throw themselves into his arms.

When he went out, he was a limited edition Rolls-Royce, the only one in the world. He was followed by dozens of guaranteed-brand cars. Girls online called him the national husband and were vying to give him a child.

The woman who sleeps next to him every night is not the same, and changes every day. As long as it is the woman he likes, she will definitely come out in his bed at night, waiting for his favor.

His parents called him every day to ask him when he would go home and to pay more attention to his health outside. He was the pride of his parents, unlike his younger brother who had no future.

When he returned to the village, the villagers rushed to please him. The neighbors all said that he had a lot of potential and hoped that he would arrange jobs for their children. With a wave of his hand, everything was fine.

He was enjoying himself every day, drunkenly and dreamily, until he almost lost himself and was eliminated. Lin Yishan suddenly found that his forehead hurt, as if someone had hit him with a stone.

Under the severe pain, everything in Lin Yishan's eyes broke apart, and he reappeared on the stone steps of Longhu Mountain.

There was a big bump on his head, and a beautiful little white crane fell in front of him.

It turns out that the little crane was practicing flying just now and accidentally fell into the confusion of seven emotions and six desires.

As soon as the little crane entered the Seven Emotions and Six Desires, the scene in front of him changed drastically. It was sitting on Henry Zhang's back, and Henry Zhang was crawling on the ground on all fours.

Now that Hehe has grown up, he has successfully accepted Zhang Xuan as a pet and allowed him to ride on him. This made Hehe very happy.

In the sight, the little crane was flying, flying over Lin Yishan, suddenly stopped moving, fell straight down, and hit Lin Yishan's head.

With this blow, everyone and the crane came to their senses.

Lin Yishan: "Xiao Baihe, thank you. I really don't know what to say. If you hadn't hit me on the head, I would have been eliminated."

Lin Yishan broke out in a cold sweat. If he hadn't been hit by the little white crane, he would have been doomed. His work was gone, and he didn't know how much money would be deducted.

I quit my job as soon as I got excited, and came here relying on the energy in my heart. I didn't expect that there were so many people at the scene.

Lin Yishan was not only introverted, he was also socially anxious and didn't like to be in places with too many people. He thought that he had given up everything and came here, so he decided to participate.

Although I don’t know why I just had a hallucination, and it was so realistic, everything I had ever imagined came out.

I almost fell in completely. I should really thank this little white crane.

Lin Yishan rubbed the big bump on his head with his hands: Hiss, it really hurts.

Lin Yishan tried to get closer to the little white crane. Hehe was still feeling dizzy. When he saw Lin Yishan's approaching figure, he hurriedly flapped his wings in an attempt to stop him from approaching.

Looking at the panicked little white crane, Lin Yishan carefully held it in his arms with both hands.

Seeing that Lin Yishan didn't hurt him, Little White He stopped struggling randomly. Lin Yishan looked at the little white crane:

"You were raised by the Taoist priests on the mountain. I'm about to go up the mountain. I see you fell badly, little guy, so I'll take you up."

White Crane must have been raised by the Taoist Priest of the Tianshi Mansion. This is his lucky star. If no one wants it, then he can raise it himself.

He touched his jacket pocket and saw, well, there was a fruit candy leftover from his meal:

"Little White Crane, I don't know if you can eat this. It's very sweet."

Lin Yishan peeled off the package and put the fruit candy to the little white crane's mouth. The little white crane sniffed:

"Well, it smells good. Is this human food? Hehe, do you want me to try it?"

Still unable to hold back, the little crane opened his mouth and ate it. The little crane said: It’s so sweet!

The little crane can feel other people's thoughts about it. If he didn't feel that this person has no ill intentions towards it, but only good intentions, Hehe would not eat this candy.

Lin Yishan smiled and looked inside his arms. Because he had eaten the candy, the little white crane's eyes narrowed. One person and one crane walked towards the Tianshi Mansion on the top of Longhu Mountain.

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China's Thirteenth Bureau, core member: Long. He also stepped into the confusion of seven emotions and six desires.

At a certain border in China, Long appeared here. Now he was returning from a mission. His teammates who were supposed to die were not dead, and they were chatting with him without saying a word.

Long, the cold-faced god of death who was famous in the eyes of the Thirteenth Bureau, actually burst into laughter at this moment. He smiled and shed tears again.

Dragon: "It's great to see you again. If you hadn't saved me, the current thirteenth dragon would have been yours. I fulfilled my promise to you and became a dragon."

Long wiped his tears and his eyes immediately became determined: "It's rare that I have time to relax. Well, it's time for me to continue my mission."

After saying this, he immediately took off the dagger tied to his thigh and slit the throat of his best comrade with one move.

The imagined scene of blood spurting out did not appear. The illusion was broken, and the dragon reappeared on the stone steps of Longhu Mountain.

After looking around vigilantly, Long found no one participating in the selection, so Long continued to walk upward cautiously.

Long, one of the most loyal warriors of the Chinese people and country, his consciousness is very powerful, so powerful that the Seven Emotions and Six Desires Formation has no effect on him at all.

The reason why he kept chatting with his comrades in the formation was just to make up for his past regrets, and to check what his current situation was and how he got here.

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Luo Yiyi, from the Luo family, one of the top wealthy families in the capital, was ordered by the Luo family's father.

She was reluctantly pulled out from under the quilt at home by her parents, and participated in this selection with about ten other peers at home.

Unlike other children of wealthy families, Luo Yiyi was just here to go through the motions. She had no idea about the identity of the heir to a wealthy family.

How tiring. Isn't it comfortable to just be a little rice bug in the rice warehouse every day? It can be said that she basically has no desires and desires, and the Seven Emotions and Six Desires Lost Formation has no effect on her.

Of course, more people are addicted to the fantasy produced by the Seven Emotions and Six Desires.

Completely forgetting their goals, after they were eliminated, they suddenly appeared at a random location at the foot of Longhu Mountain.

In the toilet, supermarket, on a stone bench, on a recliner, etc., it aroused bursts of cheers from the people present.

As the Tianshi Mansion was selected and eliminated, the crowd slowly dispersed. Many people came here on a whim. Now that they were eliminated, they calmed down and returned to their original place.

There were no rooms in the hotels and B&Bs in this place for several days in a row, so they had no choice but to go back home, and those state spies were in dire straits.

The Chinese security department has manpower around Longhu Mountain, plus more than a dozen satellites in space for real-time monitoring. No spy can get out of here without incident, let alone go abroad and go home.

By the afternoon, apart from those who were eliminated, a total of ninety-nine people plus a crane passed through the Seven Emotions and Six Desires and successfully arrived at the gate of Tianshi Mansion.

Master Xuanxu nodded, and in line with the idea of ​​​​preferring to be short-lived, ninety-nine would be fine.

He had heard about the Seven Emotions and Six Desires Lost Formation from Heavenly Master Zhang Xuan. Most of the people selected were of good character. Not to mention lay disciples, they could be accepted as formal disciples.

Edward was lucky, but Lin Yishan was saved by a crane on the verge of elimination. The dragon relied entirely on his strong willpower to directly break through the formation; Luo Yiyi, the formation did not work on her.

These four people plus a little white crane were the best ones to reach, especially Luo Yiyi, who directly won the first place, which made her feel dizzy.

Apart from her, no, it should be said that among all the wealthy children in the capital, she was the only one in the Luo family who passed the test in a daze.

Master Xuanxu led these ninety-nine people to the main hall. These people will be taught by them personally in the future, but whether they will be accepted as disciples depends on fate.

As for Heavenly Master Zhang Xuan, Heavenly Master cannot accept disciples casually. His disciples are almost always candidates for Heavenly Master. He must only accept formal disciples. Even if he is a lay disciple, he cannot name him.

The little crane recovered before arriving at the gate of Tianshi Mansion, and walked away as Lin Yishan followed Master Xuanxu into Tianshi Mansion and headed to the main hall.

It didn't dare to let the Heavenly Master know that it had caused trouble again and brought into the Heavenly Master's Mansion a person who should be eliminated.

This human was not bad at it, and the thing called candy was also quite delicious. Hehe decided to ask him for a few more next time.

Henry Zhang was not idle in the main hall either. As the leader of the Seven Emotions and Six Desires, he could know everything going on in the formation.

That kind of little crane mistakenly entered the formation, successfully brought a person who was about to be eliminated into the Tianshi Mansion, and changed a person's destiny. This cause and effect is not small.

What's more, Lin Yishan was able to escape from the formation after being hit by this silly crane. How could this not be the chance that Taoism values?

Lin Yishan was able to get the help of a fairy beast. This was definitely a great blessing for him as an ordinary person. No matter how you say it, the little fairy crane was considered a future "fairy".

If it weren't for Henry Zhang's system, Lin Yishan might not be the destined son of this world. He would be able to get the help and closeness of the fairy beasts in the place where the spiritual energy is cut off. If the spiritual energy is revived, he will soar to the sky.

No longer thinking about the silly crane, Heavenly Master Zhang Xuan looked at the ninety-nine people:

"Congratulations to all of you for passing the lay disciple examination of my Tianshi Mansion and becoming my disciples. From now on, you will be taught by the masters in my mansion.

Pindao will also take time to give you classes. What you can learn depends on your respective abilities. "

The so-called law cannot be taught to the six ears, even if Henry Zhang planned to teach them some small spells.

Don't let them get it too lightly. You must know that things that are too easy to get will not be cherished too much.

Heavenly Master Zhang Xuan led a group of newcomers to burn incense in front of the Sanqing Hall, and Master Xuanxu specially registered them on the list of lay disciples. They were considered lay disciples.

If you are a formal disciple, you cannot accept him as a disciple so casually. This process is very troublesome, and it is not like this casual matter.