Marvel Book of Magical Events

Agent Hill had a hard time imagining Salomon cooking breakfast in an apron, and she had never tasted a mystic's craft. What Wanda looked forward to most when she was in the castle was the daily breakfast, which was made by her teacher, but she had never seen the breakfast making process. This is a very common sight for the two witches, but it is relatively rare these days. During the period when they lived together, Salomon hadn't produced his own Homonculus, that is, an artificial human, so he and the witch had to do many housework by themselves, including making delicious food.

Even if he is extremely busy, he will not forget the small details related to the witch - Beunita likes fried eggs on one side, Joan of Arc likes to eat semi-solid French scrambled eggs; Beunita can use electrical appliances, Joan didn't know anything about electrical appliances, and once even lit a fire in the decorative fireplace; Beunita liked to do yoga in the morning, and Joan liked to sleep in under the quilt, and she was full of complaints that she didn't want to go to school to teach those little devils. Bayonetta dragged her out of the bed.

Salomon hadn't taken off his apron yet.

After he placed salad and breakfast in front of the two witches and a man-made man, he sat down in his seat with a teacup in hand. The laptop and the dinner plate each occupy one side, as if business affairs are as delicious as scrambled eggs. Bayonetta didn't start tasting right away, but lowered her head and wrote something in her notebook. She has to prepare the gift list and gift list for Christmas, which is her responsibility as hostess. Some gifts need to be selected in advance and then purchased, some gifts will be delivered to the door by a special person, and some can only be purchased after attending several press conferences-the gifts for everyone are different, corresponding to their property and identity, and strive not to let The recipient feels embarrassed when returning the gift. This is an extremely complicated subject, usually completed by her and housekeeper Dinah.

The morning news is still on the TV, WHIW News Frontline. Dinah didn't pick a show, she just wanted to make the morning sound a little more. "The police in Essex, England, received a report that a large number of skeletons were found in the riverbed of the Stour River. Experts from the British Spiritual Research Association believed that the skeletons came from the famous Polly Ledori haunted house. As we all know, the Polly Ledori haunted house Its predecessor was a thirteenth-century monastery..."

"Christina (host) always exaggerates." Salomon took a sip of hot tea slowly. The heat from the teacup blurred his eyes, but it didn't affect him, he could still see the text on the screen clearly. He read Wanda's mission report, and the description in the report was completely different from what was in the news, which was enough to prove that the free media was talking nonsense again.

"There are only five skeletons, and three of them are babies. Wanda also took away the adult skeleton that was contaminated by magic, and there are no more grievances in Pole Laidoli." It seemed that his eyes were restored after three consecutive days of rest. softened, which convinced the Witch that the long vacation would be good for his spirits. Salomon was not worried about Wanda's mental state after the mission, because the reports he had received came from three different parties: the pilot of the transport boat, Wanda Maximoff, and Natasha Romanoff. To be precise, the last report was stolen, and the Avengers have not been generous enough to share information with Salomon.

"It's just that someone accidentally killed someone while practicing magic. As you know, the monastery in the 13th century was not that pure, plus there were many dead babies and wraiths... so the real situation is definitely not in the news Horrible reports, unless the nuns of that convent are overly enthusiastic and fond of bathing."

"It's breakfast time, don't talk about it, you pig!"

Joan picked out a small tomato from the salad with a fork and threw it on Salomon's head. The Cheshire Cat, who had been looking up at the dining table, subconsciously jumped up and bit the small fruit without hesitation. Immediately afterwards, it screamed and shook its head frantically, trying to shake off the little tomato clamped on its teeth. Dinah had to stand up to help it, before the stupid cat flicked its drool across the freshly scrubbed floor.

"Next is an exclusive interview with Darren Krauss, President and CEO of Pym Technology. We are fortunate to have invited this business genius and scientist in the technology industry. Dr. Mu is a myth in the field of science and technology, but in terms of running a company, this scientist who is inextricably linked to S.H.I.E.L.D. Rouse's life story and his relationship with Hank Pym..."

"He is my most respected mentor." Darren Krause talked on TV, fully expressing his respect for his mentor. Salomon smiled disdainfully. Pym Technologies hasn't launched a single new product since Darren Krauss took over the company. Even though Hank Pym regards Pym Technology as some kind of shame, Salomon still knows the inside story of Pym Technology. He knew Hank Pym would be watching TV in the morning and would definitely order a new one this afternoon.

Grumpy old man, but a genius.

If he had been born decades earlier, he would certainly have been eligible for the Solvay Conference, and perhaps even appeared in that famous photograph. Although Salomon doesn't like Dr. Pym's temper very much, he admires his wisdom very much. Although the structural formula of the Pym particle was formed through a series of coincidences, he transformed this complicated coincidence into a repeatable experiment, and the research took him a lot of energy, which led to the Ant-Man during World War II.

The WHIW news front has also done an interview on the Scott Lang case before, the ex-vesta employee who was dissatisfied with the company's involvement in illegal activities stole $4 million from the company and distributed it to what he believed to be the victims , This also divided the public opinion into two factions, and there was a constant quarrel on the Internet. Salomon has also heard about this matter, but not through the mouth of someone or professional reports. For Immortal City or S.H.I.E.L.D., Scott Lang is just a small player, and Vista Corporation as New Money A member of the family is not as influential as those established families. He found it mentioned by anonymous people on his favorite spam forums trolling politically correct politicians and greedy Jewish capitalists, and most of them paid tribute to Scott Lang.

"We're going to elect Scott Lang for president so he'll put money in our pockets! Ellis out!"

"So Scott Lang should join the Democrats?"

"Then he'll turn into a 'black trans gay gay' politician and put that 'black trans gay gay' dead fat woman on a huge billboard in the square instead of a sexy lingerie model."

"vomit!"

"On the plus side, maybe he'll start a war against Israel."

"Then he'll be killed by the Jewish capitalists, you idiot!"

"We're going to take to the streets to protect him! Let's riot, friends! I'm a nigga, I like Scott Lang, because I need money to buy a Kardashian XINGAI doll!"

"It seems that your taste is in line with your own environment! (Teasing Kanye O'Malley West and Kim Kardashian's hip augmentation)"

"Don't you like women with big asses you idiot? Sit the fuck on my face, I don't care if it's silicone or not!"

"I declare this a victory for /eroge/."

Salomon learned about Scott Lang's release from prison through foul language in the lower limit forum of the online world. He is sure that it is not far from the time when Hank Pym illuminates Scott Lang. Dr. Pym will definitely be able to solve various problems in the quantum field faster after going through a brainstorm with Salomon.

Accompanied all day, barely finished the first chapter in a hospital with a very poor network. So there may only be one update today, and the second chapter is the anti-theft chapter. Remember to take a look when the second chapter is updated, I don't know when the second chapter will be finished.