Marvel's Planeswalkers
Chapter 184 Chapter 183 Tang Sancai Flower Pot
Fury, who was sitting at his desk in the Tri-Wing Building, suddenly saw a portal appearing in front of him, and his first reaction was to draw his gun.
This can be regarded as a fine tradition of SHIELD. Anyway, when seeing strange people or things happening in front of their eyes, SHIELD agents not only draw their guns, but also draw their guns.
But this time, Fury, who drew his gun, still had some thoughts. After all, it was not the first time he saw the portal. Would he know that the person coming was Li Feng?
It wasn't until Fury saw Li Feng's big face clearly and Coulson who was following Li Feng through the portal that he slapped a strange-looking pistol on the desk with a cold face: "It's a good idea to leave the door open in the office." Choice, at least there will be very few people who know you are a mage, but you can’t say it before you open the door? Do you believe that I will raise my hand and give you a few shots?”
Li Feng glanced at the strange pistol and said disdainfully: "What do you think the mage's shield is for? If you shoot yourself to death, I will give you two more wreaths at most." After scratching his head, Li Feng turned to look at Ke Erson asked: "Does your parent have a wife? If not, I will make some paper figurines of black girls and burn them for him for free to satisfy his physiological needs."
"Haha," Coulson twitched the corner of his mouth and walked straight towards Fury. After getting along with each other for a few days, he found that the best way to deal with Li Feng's nonsense was to ignore it, and the best way was to embarrass Li Feng.
"Sir," Coulson walked up to Fury and handed the collected information about Mjolnir to Fury and said, "These are some close-up photos of Mjolnir, as well as some simple information we collected. data."
Seeing Coulson and Fury studying the information seriously and treating him like nothing, Li Feng was not annoyed, but he felt a little bored.
After thinking about it, Li Feng went straight to his desk, picked up the phone on the desk, and dialed an internal number at random: "Hello~ Hello~ Is there anyone there?"
After a while, a woman's voice with a sweet voice that made people can't help but think about came over the phone.
"Director, what are your orders?"
Li Feng rubbed his throat and coughed a few times, imitating Fury's voice and tone and said: "I am Fury, please call me Mr. Ludan."
On the phone, the originally sweet and charming voice fell into silence. After a long time, he asked with a dry smile: "Director, I didn't hear you clearly. Can you say it again?"
Li Feng glanced at Fury, who was already touching the weird pistol with both hands, rolled his eyes and said, "Send some roast chicken and a box of cold beer to my office."
After saying that, Li Feng hung up the phone and ignored the gun pointed at him. He snatched the weird pistol from Fury's hand and said while looking through the technological pistols: "Is this an energy pistol? Why, Do you think this thing can deal with me?”
Fury, who had his pistol stolen, just kept a straight face and seemed not to care about the pistol being stolen. Instead, he seemed to let Li Feng take it away on purpose.
But yes, he is also the head of the agents after all. With Li Feng's poor skills, Fury said he could kill 10 after removing the spell.
Or the kind where the hands and feet are glued to the body
Fury: "I know your shield can reflect all attacks, so this little thing has no effect on you."
"Then why did you take it out?" Li Feng tilted his head, shook the pistol with a half-smile, and said, "Do you want to use this thing against Thor?"
Fury nodded and shook his head. Li Feng subconsciously stretched out his hand to touch Fury's forehead and said earnestly: "Xiao Hei, you are so sick that you are nodding and shaking your head at the same time. You should go home and have a good rest." Come to work."
Fury suddenly had a dark look on his face. He opened his one eye that could spit out hellfire and swatted Li Feng's hand away. He took a deep breath and slowly explained why he wanted to take out the small pistol from SHIELD's warehouse.
Whether it is myths and legends or Li Feng's narration, it has been clearly stated that there is a powerful force behind Thor that even the earth cannot afford to offend. He would only shoot Thor if his little S.H.I.E.L.D. was looking for trouble.
What Fury is worried about is why Mjolnir came to Earth. Mjolnir is a weapon. Under what circumstances would Thor give up his beloved weapon?
Fury temporarily thought of two possibilities.
First of all, Fury analyzed whether Thor died. After all, the gods in Nordic mythology are always "either fighting or on the way to battle." Therefore, it is very possible that Thor died in a certain battle. .
Considering that Thor's father has reached the stage of an old man who likes to reminisce about the past when nothing happens, and that he is the king of Asgard.
He couldn't be busy dealing with government affairs while watching Mjolnir see things and miss people.
Therefore, Odin's family most likely wants to seal Mjolnir away so that he can concentrate on handling government affairs.
But Mjolnir is also an artifact after all. I feel that it is a fighting hammer and its future should be spent in battle. In addition, there is a legend that artifacts can choose their owners, so in order to avoid the fate of being sealed, Mjolnir chose to come to Earth. Looking for an heir, at least it would be better to fall into the hands of the people on earth than to eat ashes in the basement.
If that's the case, Fury will hold a 'Welcome' banner to welcome Mjolnir to Earth, and personally arrange for SHIELD agents to try to pick up the hammer one by one. If possible, Fury doesn't mind holding the hammer high himself. Return to the front line of battle.
The second is what Fury is most worried about right now.
Someone fought with Thor, but Thor could not withstand the attack. As a result, even Mjolnir was snatched by the enemy and thrown to the earth while fighting.
This means that the earth not only welcomes Thor, the god of thunder, but also an opponent of Thor. Maybe the earth will become a battlefield between the two great gods.
So now, Fury wants to find out what Thor or Asgard's attitude is towards the earth, and whether the energy pistol in his hand can provide support in Thor's battle.
If so, there's nothing much to say. Fury will now write a plan on how to establish diplomacy with Asgard.
If it doesn't work, Fury feels that he should grow his hair back. When he is fine, he can pull a few hairs and play with them to relieve his irritability.
After listening to Fury's explanation, Li Feng gave a thumbs up in stunned silence and said, "You're thinking too much."
As he spoke, Li Feng glanced thoughtfully at Fury: Do you only want to support Thor, instead of destroying Thor as well? I can't believe what you're saying even if I think about it with my toes.
But has Lu Dan stayed in the position of an agent for a long time? How did he guess that Thor would fight on Earth? Although the opponent is not human
Fury, who faced Li Feng with a calm expression, saw that the other party had not spoken for a long time. Not wanting to worry about what Li Feng was thinking, he pointed at the energy pistol and said, "You haven't told me the effect of the energy pistol yet."
"You ask me? Who am I asking? I have never seen how powerful this little pistol is." As he spoke, Li Feng pointed the pistol at the flower pot in the office, then turned to look at Fury, who was expressionless, and asked : "How about I try to tell you?"
Fury glanced at the flowerpot, neither nodding nor shaking his head, just looking at Li Feng with a poker face.
This made Li Feng feel a little confused: What does it mean?
Li Feng is also very pitiful. He has been in the Marvel world for a few years, and he is still in the United States, where guns are not allowed. However, Li Feng has touched a gun only a handful of times, and he doesn't even know the ammunition capacity of the pistol.
This is as pitiful as traveling to Las Vegas without visiting a casino, going to Thailand without seeing transvestites, or traveling to Japan without visiting a custom shop.
Now, with a gun in his hand, and a gun full of technology, the only thing Li Feng thought in his mind was: Who cares, I'll shoot him in the face first, bah, it's cool to fire a few shots first.
Thinking of this, Li Feng stopped trying to guess what Fury's sudden epilepsy meant, and immediately pulled the trigger.
As the muzzle of the gun shot out a blue-white energy that penetrated the flowerpot, Li Feng smacked his lips and threw the pistol to Fury with disdain. He half-crouched in front of the flowerpot and said, "If it were the Asa Protoss, this thing of yours would at most be worthless." They were slightly injured. If someone can beat Thor to the point of throwing away his weapon and running away, how useful do you think your little toy is?"
"Just a minor injury?" Fury lowered his head and touched the energy pistol, squinting his one eye as if talking to himself or asking Li Feng, and whispered: "What if the energy is increased?"
Li Feng shrugged, indicating that he didn't know, and said to Fury expectantly: "Unless you take out a powerful gun and let me try a few shots, and let me see with my own eyes how powerful it is."
Letting you know that I have an energy pistol is already my limit, and I still want to bring out a big gun for you to play with? I'm afraid the gun will be taken away by you in the blink of an eye.
The left side of Fury's mouth raised slightly, giving Li Feng a sarcastic look, then turned to Coulson and said, "Write it down in the ledger that Austin broke a 'Tang Sancai Flowerpot' in the office. Remember to ask the lawyer to find it." Austin demands compensation."
Coulson and Li Feng looked at each other. They both felt that Fury was sick, and the illness was unclear: God, Tang Sancai, or flowerpot? There's nothing to say about your blackmail skills.
At this time, Li Feng, who heard the knock on the door in the office, walked towards the door and said: "Then you'd better find a lawyer who can talk about the dead. Otherwise, no judge will believe that there are people in the world who are in the 'Tang Sancai Flower Pot'" 'Planting bonsai?"
Opening the door, Li Feng saw that the person knocking on the door was a group of heavily armed SWAT teams with loaded bullets. He turned to look at Fury and asked, "What I want is roast chicken that I can eat and beer that I can drink. Why are the SWAT teams here to join in the fun?" Or are you saying that SHIELD calls the rookies of the special service team roast chicken? This is even more unreliable than growing grass in a 'Tang Sancai flowerpot'."
Fury simply ignored Li Feng's teasing. Anyway, his face was dark enough. As long as he kept his poker face, no one would know the changes in his face.
Now that I have said it, he is the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., and he is busy all day long with matters related to the safety of the earth. What’s wrong with using a high-end flower pot to express his identity? Is he proud? Really
Fury waved to the special service team and asked the agents to line up in front of him one by one. He coughed and said: "Coulson, these people are left to you. While protecting Mjolnir, find Thor as soon as possible. "
"Yes, sir," Colson said, turning to look at Li Feng with a coaxing look in his eyes, his eyes full of words that said, "Little rabbit, be good, open the door."
Li Feng's eyes twitched, and while his opponent opened the portal, he muttered: "What a big international organization, you don't even prepare a snack for me, you must be stingy."
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