Marvel's Planeswalkers

When he heard 'robbery', Blitz was a little confused at first, and even wondered if his ears were blocked by earwax.

Good guy, one of the majestic Four Horsemen, the one who is about to be promoted to a demigod, one day he is actually being robbed at gunpoint?

Where is the law of heaven? Where is the king's law?

Blitzcrank was so angry that his circuit board short-circuited, and his face was trembling with anger.

If Li Feng hadn't explicitly asked to keep Barbossa alive, he would have really wanted to shoot him:

What the hell, you actually robbed and robbed the robbers’ ancestors.

Of course, Barbossa can survive because there is still value to be exploited, but the ship is full of pirates. Sorry, guys who have no use value, please delete your account and reincarnate.

Being able to be used as a punching bag before death can be regarded as accumulating some evil virtue, and his life in this world is not in vain.

With a sullen face and determined to vent his anger, Blitzcrank ignored the flintlock musket and took out the thick and big Gatling.

Although Barbossa didn't know Gatlin, the black flames on the barrel gave people an untouchable feeling, which made him pull the trigger without thinking.

"Bang~"

As the gunfire rang out, a spark appeared on Blitzcrank's face.

What the hell, this guy is too thick-skinned. Just complaining. Barbossa immediately threw away his musket, drew out his rapier and slashed Blitzcrank on the neck, shouting:

"Come together and capture him alive"

He is not stupid. It is obvious that he cannot kill Blitzcrank, which shows that the opponent has the same special physique as him.

If Blitzcrank is captured alive, he might be able to pry out the secret of 'Pi Hou'.

If you're lucky and find a way to break the curse, you'll be lucky.

As for how to pry open Blitzcrank's mouth, Barbossa didn't even think about it.

In this world, all tough men have weaknesses, and the greatest advantage of the immortal body is that it has endless time.

He has plenty of time to find an entry point.

On the other side, Blitzcrank was unimpressed by Barbossa's cool moves and ignored the rapier around his neck. He pressed the muzzle of his gun and pointed at the pirates who were shouting "Wow!"

Relying on his strong arm strength, Blitzcrank forcefully suppressed Gatling, who was full of recoil, like a sniper rifle and a headshot.

Moreover, as soon as the pirate lay down, his body was instantly burned to ashes by black flames.

Anyone with a weak brain can see that the immortal pirate has been reduced to ashes and can no longer think of being a monster.

Seeing that there were only a few kittens running around on the ship full of pirates, Barbossa's eyelids twitched, and he couldn't take back the rapier in his hand, nor could he continue to chop.

So embarrassing

No, Barbossa suddenly realized that, based on Blitzcrank's consistent marksmanship, there was no reason why he could stay alive because his head was the most valuable thing.

Unless Blitzcrank is not after money and justice at all, but has other motives.

This is a bit puzzling. Barbossa thinks that in addition to being cursed, his whole body is full of bone residue, and he can't squeeze out any oil or water at all.

But if it’s for the curse, who can’t be found by the pirates on the ship, but who must be used as a guinea pig?

Unable to understand, Barbossa gritted his teeth and silently consoled himself with a few words of "for survival." He dropped his rapier, put on a harmless and flattering smile, and said, "Let's go, don't keep your master waiting. "

"." This change of attitude made Blitzcrank feel overwhelmed.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, you will understand that knowing the current affairs is the basic quality that a pirate should have. Those who fail to meet the requirements will all sleep on the seabed.

"Wait,"

Blitzcrank put away Gatling and sent a message to Li Feng.

"Master, it's done."

After a while, a bathtub floated over the Black Pearl.

"Barbossa?"

Li Feng looked down at Barbossa, who had big yellow teeth.

I want to say no, do you believe it? Feeling anxious in his heart, Barbossa nodded humbly, lowered his posture as much as possible, and said, "What do you call me?"

"Austin, just call me 'Mr. Austin',"

After briefly introducing himself, Li Feng asked directly: "There are rumors that you grabbed a notebook from Galileo, which records the location of the Trident of Neptune."

"Sea King's Trident?" Barbossa looked confused. He had never heard of this thing. Where could he find it?

And that Galileo’s notebook is even more nonsense.

As a pirate, it's okay to steal gold, silver and jewelry. It's still within the scope of business, but what's the point of specifically robbing laptops?

Could it be that he looked like a cultured person and grabbed the notebook to write a diary?

Who is a serious person who keeps a diary?

Besides, he is the kind of living dead who is easy to attack and has been deprived of his sense of touch and smell. He is also looking for cursed gold coins and a way to lift the curse. How can he steal a notebook for no reason?

"Uh~ You might not believe it, I've never seen any notebooks,"

As he spoke, Barbossa secretly scanned his surroundings. As soon as Li Feng showed any sign of impatience, he would immediately sneak away as a sign of respect.

If you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about running out of firewood.

Li Feng frowned.

In the movie, Barbossa's daughter was able to find Neptune's Trident because of the notebook Barbossa left for her.

But now Barbossa denies it, which is a bit strange.

After scratching his head, Li Feng asked casually: "Where is your daughter?"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Li Feng felt a little stupid.

Even though Barbossa was made of flesh and blood and looked like a human and a dog, in Li Feng's eyes, this guy was just a skeleton, and he was still an old skeleton who had been a skeleton for nearly ten years.

How can the skeleton talk to the beautiful girl Bingzhu at night, and how can he talk about the depths of life?

Do you really think that reproductive isolation is shameless?

In other words, it was too early for Li Feng to ask for the notebook. He had to wait until Barbossa recovered and wandered the sea as a living person.

Perhaps he had to wait until Barbossa's daughter was born. Only then would it be the right time to ask for the notebook.

Li Feng counted the timeline of "Pirates of the Caribbean" on his fingers.

The first and second parts were easy to say. The story lines were connected together. At most, it would only take one or two years. Li Feng felt that he could wait.

But in the easter egg at the end of the third part, Elizabeth and Will Nutter's son were in their teens, which was at least ten years ago.

Then from the fourth to the fifth part, Barbossa's daughter was tall and graceful, and she was ripe and ready to be picked. It must have been at least seventeen or eighteen years ago.

So, I have to wait for nearly twenty years? .The more he calculated, the longer Li Feng's old face became. Finally, he looked like a waste and said, "In that case, forget about the notebook."

Barboza's heart tightened, and he was about to jump into the sea to escape, when he heard Li Feng continue to say, "Let's make a deal. The Black Pearl and the treasures looted over the years belong to me, and I will help you solve the curse problem."

Is there such a good thing? ! ! Barbosa, who had been cursed for a long time, was stunned.

Gold, silver and treasures are no different from dirt to him. They can neither be eaten nor drunk. Except for playing with them in his hands to kill time, they are completely useless.

Now he uses the "inconspicuous" little thing to exchange for his own masculinity, and feel the comfort of the sea breeze blowing on his face again, and feel the beauty of delicious food and wine in his stomach. What reason does he have to refuse?

As for the pension in the next life, as a pirate, would he worry about this?

If you spend all your money, you can get it back. If you don't have money, just rob it. It's no big deal.

"Deal," Barbossa was afraid that Li Feng would go back on his word, so he grinned with his big yellow teeth, rubbed his hands, and said, "Master Austin, when will you help me get rid of the curse?"

"Now," Li Feng said, raising his right hand and preparing to snap his fingers.

Then, thinking that his own injuries were not suitable for casting spells, he gave Blitz a look that said "you can do it."

Blitz understood immediately, walked in front of Barbossa, and stretched out his hand to release an energy shock.

A few seconds later, Barbossa felt refreshed, and his nasal cavity was once again filled with the unique moisture and saltiness of the ocean.

Even the few remaining pirates behind him became human again because of Blitz's generosity.

One of the pirates seemed to be in disbelief. He pulled out a dagger and stabbed his companion in the waist. At the end, he looked curious and asked, "Does it hurt?"

The pirate who was stabbed was confused. He pressed the bleeding wound and replied woodenly, "What do you mean by pain?"

"Nothing, just kidding," the pirate wiped the blood on the dagger, put the dagger back into the scabbard as if nothing had happened, and looked straight ahead, as if he was not the one who stabbed the knife just now.

Two idiots who forgot to bring their brains when they went out. Barbossa glared at the two of them, but his heart was full of joy: Curse, you are finally gone

At this time, Sparrow swung to the Black Pearl with the rope, glanced at Barbossa who was crying with joy, thought for a while, raised his orchid finger, stepped on the cat step, and walked to the rudder by himself.

Barbossa didn't say anything when he saw this.

The Black Pearl no longer belonged to him from the moment he said "deal". As a guest on the ship, how could he have the right to drive away his former enemy?

Moreover, he hadn't figured out the relationship between Sparrow and Li Feng yet. If he spoke rashly, it would only cause trouble.

If the two had already established a friendship. Barbossa touched his chin, thinking about whether to find a chance to apologize to Sparrow.

He couldn't afford to offend Li Feng, what could he do?

In this regard, Li Feng just wanted to say that Barbossa was overthinking. How could he be interested in the little grudge between the two pirates?

This guy was eager for Barbossa and Sparrow to have a dispute on the Black Pearl.

Of course, the premise is that the two of them said it in advance, so that someone could prepare beer, peanuts, and small benches in the front row.

If the two performed well, Li Feng would not be stingy, and it would be okay to give them some small things as rewards.

Unfortunately, Barbosa chose to endure. Li Feng waved his hand to signal Barbosa to lead the way, saying, "There is a deal, are you interested?"

Barboza did not even ask for the reward, and said excitedly, "I am interested."

"While you are robbing, spread a message that a wizard wants the Trident of Aquaman. If anyone has accurate information, you can ask for anything, including wanting to be the king, even the king of Great Britain or Spain."

When it comes to changing the king, Li Feng's nonchalant face gave Barbosa an illusion, as if Li Feng was the head of the global village, and the king was like a donkey in the production team, who would unload the millstone when he said he would unload the millstone, and kill the donkey when he said he would kill the donkey.

Barboza, whose heart beat faster as soon as it recovered, gave Li Feng a thumbs up: Are all wizards so arrogant? Too fucking awesome.