May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "How could there be such a thing!" the little monkey spit out loudly.

　　 "What should I do?" Gui asked quietly.

"You are a layman at the first sight," Jiang Cheng smacked his lips with a regretful expression, "You who have never liked jumping since you were young don't even know how you feel about Chakra? Then let me teach you! The chakra is the power generated by the fusion of physical energy and spiritual energy! So, close your eyes and follow my instructions!"

The little ape on the side was about to vomit, but Yin Shi decisively covered his mouth, and Xin Ba Hao and Kagura also knew not to speak, because Jiang Cheng’s expression was the same as the expression of Huyou 14 in Zhenseng Group last time. It's exactly the same!

"Is it really okay?" Gui was a little unbelievable, but he sat down obediently and closed his eyes, "Don't teach me strange ninjutsu, I will definitely not learn anything like seduction! "

"Ah, don't worry, you just need to wear a red wig for a while, with a word of love carved on your forehead, and a gourd on your back. It doesn't matter if you don't know how to do ninjutsu." Jiang Cheng said indifferently, "Then Next! It’s the critical moment! Think about it carefully, where is the source of Naruto’s Chakra?!"

　　 "Own?" Gui said uncertainly.

"No! Naruto's biggest source of chakra is the abdomen! The nine tails there! That's his greatest support!" After a pause, Jiang Cheng then flickered, "You are different from us, in other words, you are actually following Naruto. Exist like a person!"

　　 "Really?!" Gui was a little shocked, but still did not open his eyes.

"Well, it's almost exactly the same! So I will teach you to draw out the power in your body! And teach you how to apply it! There is absolutely no problem with sandstorm burial or something!" Jiang Chengxun said, "So, let me sink my heart now. Come, quietly feel the restlessness in your abdomen...Yes... the restlessness that you don't usually feel at all times..."

　　 Hearing the words, Gui became serious, and according to Jiang Cheng's instructions, began to put all his thoughts on his abdomen.

　　 At this moment, Jiang Chengcai raised his head and glanced at Yin Shi, both of them showed sinister and treacherous expressions at the same time.

　　[Gui Sang is going to be crippled and lame...] This is the thinking of the new eight.

　　 Five minutes later, Gui, who had been silent all the time, suddenly said in surprise, "I feel it! I really feel the strange feeling in my abdomen! But why is this feeling so familiar, like it's big..."

　　 Before Gui finished speaking, Yin Shi quickly answered, "Because it always exists in your body! That's why you will feel familiar! That's not stool! Although it looks like stool, it is not!"

　　 "That's it..."

"That's right! So next, what I want to teach you is how to control it!" Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi with an OK gesture and then flicked, "As everyone knows, it's like the nine tails in Naruto. That is energy is very difficult to control! So use all your energy to control it! Exhaust it! Exhaust it from the anus!"

　　 "No, isn't it just stool in this general sense?" Gui said.

　　 "So you don't know anything! How do you think the tail appeared on the bottom when Naruto used the tail beast suit?!" Jiang Cheng severely criticized.

　　 "It turned out to be like this!" Gui suddenly realized, and began to forcefully expel the [Chakra] accumulated in his stomach. The whole face began to twist and sweat, it looks like it should be a huge tuft... [Chakra]...

　　...

　　 Gui lowered his head and sat in the seat blankly, already wearing the same sportswear as Jiang Cheng and the others.

　　 When Gui went out to change clothes, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi had already laughed.

　　 Jiang Cheng coughed twice, and said first, "Now I will teach you the so-called basic twelve seals of the ninja..."

　　 "Do you think I will still believe you?!" Gui raised his head and shouted, the blue veins on his face jumped up and down, and everyone couldn't help but laughed at the same time.

Jiang Cheng desperately stopped laughing, "This is the so-called karma, wig. If you are unkind, then don't blame us for unrighteousness! Now I am in a much better mood. After all, everyone has put on sportswear, isn't it? Hahahaha..."

　　 "Unexpectedly, you can't think of a wig that fits sportswear unexpectedly, hahahaha..." Yin Shi also laughed as he said.

　　 "It's not a wig, it's Gui!!" Guiren could not bear to drew out his sword and slashed at the two of them. "As a result of fooling the samurai, I want you two stinky boys, Tenchu!"

However, Xin Ba Hao had quick eyes and quick hands, and hugged Gui from behind, "Gui Sang! Calm down! You have not forgotten what you are here for! It is to save Elizabeth! And you also gave us a laxative? It's a tie!"

　　 "Qiaodou sack...what's the matter with the laxative?" The little monkey heard something wrong.

　　 "Nothing!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi replied decisively at the same time.

　　 "I thought why you changed your clothes, is that so?! You are no different from him at all!" Xiao Yuan shouted.

　　 "Although I don't know what you are talking about, we just changed our image. As for how it might happen if something gets on the clothes." Gin Shizu waved his hand, his face didn't matter.

　　 "How could the so-called protagonist stick that kind of thing to his pants? You think too much. It's just that you like sports fans recently." Jiang Cheng also waved his hand and said with a look of disgust.

　　 "You two should stop explaining..." Xin Baji whispered expressionlessly.

　　...

　　 "No matter how you beg me, I will become a ninja in such a short time..." The little monkey was embarrassed.

A man in a bucket with glasses and lipstick dressed as a female ninja dressed as a little ape, when passing by Jiang Cheng’s table, used a rough baritone to remind loudly: "We have spent countless blood and sweat. Special training! I finally became a female ninja with great difficulty! Don’t underestimate Zaru!"

　　 "The manager...you are a man, OK..."

　　 "Well, at least I beg you to come, Miss Ape." Gui lowered his head and pleaded.

　　 "Just call me the little ape." The little ape replied.

　　 "It's been too late for a moment, Jun-kun!" Gui was still lowering his head.

"Didn't I say that I called me a little ape, Soul Dan!" As he said, the little ape took out his mobile phone, "I'm sorry, I have connections with many people who are related to the shogunate, so I can't act rashly~ even today, You see, I just received their commission..."

　　 As he said, Xiao Yuan stretched out the phone. Before he could finish speaking, Yin Shi drew a wooden knife and cut the phone in half.

　　 "Asshole, are you kidding us?" Yin Shi was upset, "What kind of mobile phone do you play in front of the guests at work?!"

　　 After listening, the little ape turned his head, his face was filled with weird expressions, and there was a blush, "Really strict~"

　　 Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji who saw this scene: "..."

　　 "What are you so cool! It looks really disgusting!" Jiang Cheng scolded first, "Believe it or not, I threw you to Yoshiwara's M club! Let you be the first card! How can you fix it!"

　　 "What are you blushing?! Why are you blushing!" Xin Baji also exclaimed.

　　 "Hey? Really?! M club top card?!" Xiao Yuan said in surprise, "Although this condition is very attractive, but I will not take the bait! Even M, I will always belong to Yinsang!"

　　 "What are you talking nonsense!" Yin Shishi was displeased. "Who wants an M like you! You sow!"

　　 "Ah~ scold me more!" Xiao Yuan said excitedly, "This feeling is really great! Ah!"

　　...

　　 Looking at the smashed cell phone, Katsura once again looked at the little monkey and said seriously: "This way, you will lose contact with the shogunate? So, please help..."

Before 　　 Gui was finished, he was interrupted by the curse of the guests on the side, "Hey! What are you doing so slowly?! Get tea!" The guest turned his head and cursed at the little monkey.

"Yes! Come now!" Xiao Yuan quickly replied, and said apologetically to her face again, "I'm sorry, you see that I am so busy at work during the day..." After finishing speaking, he jumped up and didn't notice his glasses at all. It has been secretly taken off by Yin Shi.

　　 "Long wait!" The little ape knelt down in front of the guests at the table just now, and smoothly called the cake in the tray onto the faces of the guests in front of him, "The cake is free!"

　　 "What are you doing, Xiao Yuan!" Another waiter on the side exclaimed.

　　 "You don't need to use it for work tomorrow..." the bucket shop manager on the side narrowed his eyes and said.

　　 "How can you do this~ the manager~" Xiao Yuan said while still torturing the customers in front of him. U U Reading www.uukanshu.com

　　 "The manager is here!" The bucket manager reminded, "Where are you talking!"

　　 Finally, Xiao Yuan found something strange, "My glasses...when..."

　　 "Hey—" Yin Shi waved his hand at the little ape, and helped his glasses, "Here, here, you forgot the glasses~"

　　 Talking, Yin Shi and Gui stood up at the same time, and walked toward the entrance of the store, "It's really not good~ Little Ape, you are always so frivolous." Yin Shi complained.

　　 "But this way, there will be no worries." Gui nodded and said at the same time.

　　While looking at the little ape from the back of Yinshi, he finally turned his face away, "Ah~ bully me more~"

　　 "Don't look, Kagura-chan, this person is out of help." Jiang Cheng said, covering Kagura's eyes.

　　...

　　 An open space in front of a certain shrine.

　　 Looking at the four ninja apprentices in strange costumes, Jiang Cheng's face was full of black lines, "Hey, you have enough, I am not interested in this kind of ninja house wine, so I will go back first..."

　　Speaking, Jiang Chengcheng wants to leave.

　　 "Qiaodou sack!" Gui took the lead to stop Jiang Cheng, full of tears, "just once! Please help me!"

"Hurry up!" Xiao Yuan stood aside and held his glasses reprimanded, "Listen! The ninja will complete the work without being noticed by anyone! After completion, it will not leave any traces, just like a shadow. ! So any conspicuous behavior must be forbidden, such as wearing that conspicuous sportswear!"

"Are you talking nonsense with your eyes open? No matter how you look at them, they are more conspicuous than me!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "And I haven't said that I want to participate in your ninja summer camp! If you want to become a ninja, first graduate from ninja school. Soul is pale!"