May Be the Fake Gintama

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"The two of them didn't listen to anyone talking at all," Yin Shi pointed at the two and looked at Jiang Cheng, "I am completely immersed in my own battle."

"Yin Shi, it's useless for you to do this. Didn't Liu Haijun say that there is an OTAKU in his body?" Jiang Cheng gently hooked the corner of his mouth, showing a refreshing (black belly) smile, "So you need to use Only topics that OTAKU is interested in, leave it to me..."

With that said, Jiang Cheng left and came to the side of Xinba Hao and Shisi without a hassle, patted Shisi on the shoulder with a friendly smile, and said, "That, about the attack. The final words of the giant..."

Before Jiang Cheng's words were finished, the whole body of Fourteen opened his eyes wide and stood still...

after an hour……

The fourteenth came to his senses slowly, but at this time the fourteen found that he was sitting on the sofa in the house of everything, opposite Jiang Cheng and Yinshi, whose mouths were all twitching and speechless.

And, somehow, Fourteen suddenly felt a little dry, as if he was in the same state after giving a talk to the team members for an hour.

"Unexpectedly, you have so many thoughts about the final words of the attacking giant..." Jiang Cheng twitched his mouth and said with a black line.

"It's really long-winded... I even talked for more than an hour..." Xin Ba Hao also looked speechless.

"You bastard..." Fourteen had also reacted, and instantly got up and gritted his teeth and pulled Jiang Cheng's collar up, "I haven't settled the matter with you last time, but this time I came to tease me!"

"What happened last time? What's the matter?" Jiang Cheng tilted his head, showing a natural dull expression, and asked in doubt: "Is it the time I suggested that Mr. Zongwu add laxatives to your mayonnaise?"

"So it was your idea that time! Bastard!" Fourteen's face exploded with big blue veins, and she managed to endure the anger in her heart, biting her teeth and cursing word by word, "There is also the matter of the previous movie, I But I have never forgotten it!"

"But as the producer and one of the leading actors, Sou Gokun agreed," Jiang Cheng replied with a hint of distress, "Moreover, the total box office split between me and Sou Gokun is only half, and the remaining one. Didn’t I leave it to you?"

"I've never got that kind of money!" Fourteen White retorted, "And do you think I would want that kind of money?!"

"I knew that you would say that to Sou Go-kun," Jiang Cheng showed a look of rejoicing, then gave a thumbs up and squeezed his eyes. "So you distributed all of your share to Yoshihara and no longer picks up customers. The wandering girls who can't pick up guests. Don't worry."

"Leave your head alone!"

"Hey? Do you still want it in the end?" Jiang Cheng wondered, but then waved his hand again. "It's impossible. The deputy leader of Zhen Xuan Group I know is not the kind of person who can take that kind of money. I absolutely disdain it. Gu is right!"

"The point is not here, right?!"

"...It's only 50 million, so I would definitely dismiss it." Jiang Cheng said a little bit and then, "I know you, how can that little money move the deputy chief of the Zhenxuan group?"

"You...you...how much do you say?!" Fourteen's tongue suddenly knotted, his eyes widened, and he looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.

At the same time, the trio of Wanshiya on the side and the Gaoya on the same side looked at Jiang Cheng in surprise.

"Didn't Zong Wujun tell you?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled. "Because it was only after the theater was released for a while, all the movie theaters were blocked by the leading actor and all the true selection team members, so in the end, the money in his hands was also distributed. It's only one hundred million."

"One... one... one hundred million?!!!" Yin Shi's whole body was not well.

"Ah, yes, but my share and Liu Haijun's share were distributed to Yoshihara's wandering girls," Jiang Cheng replied, "there is just a little bit left and I bought it all into games."

"Stupid uncle!" Kagura violently violently, kicked Fei Jiang Cheng with a flying kick, and then rushed forward reluctantly, riding on Jiang Cheng's body, and greeted Jiang Cheng with punches and punches. Face.

"Why is it all out?!" Kagura cursed with a blank eye, "I'm almost becoming a child of a rich family! Bastard little uncle!"

"Because the wandering girls have a very difficult life because they have no income." Jiang Cheng replied.

"Can we still have difficulties in our family?!" Yin Shi also joined the battlefield, cursing with a blank eye, "Before caring about the wandering girls, first show me your old friends who are still struggling to feed themselves and you. Your niece, bastard!"

"You two are calmer!" Xin Ba Haw stepped forward and grabbed the furious Gin Shi and Kagura, then turned his head and pointed to Fourteen, who was staying in place for a long time without any response. "The most complicated mood now is the earth mulberry. I don't need to worry about mayonnaise for a lifetime, but the result is..."

"Well, I just remembered that there is something else, I'll leave first~ I will come to the scene to cheer you on the day of the game!" With that, Jiang Cheng smeared on the soles of his feet and slipped away...

Just after Jiang Cheng escaped from the House of Everything, he suddenly heard the roar of Fourteen Breaking through the Sky...

"Assholes!!!"

...

The time came to the day of the game.

The temporarily set-up venue has already been squeezed by the OTAKUs who arrived early. The current atmosphere was ignited to an incredible level by more than 5,000 OTAKUs present.

Several helicopters in charge of broadcasting were hovering over the field. The sound of the humming propellers did not affect the atmosphere of the scene at all. Finally, amidst the cheers, Atong boarded the stage.

"Everyone!" Atong, in a pink yukata with a pattern printed on it, shouted excitedly, holding the microphone, "Do you like Atong?"

"My favorite——!!!"×5000+

"Favourite?"

"The most favorite——!!!"×5000+

"The most favorite?"

"The most, the most, the most favorite——!!!"×5000+

...

"Um, Yinsang, the host... looks familiar..." The new eight-jaw who was wearing the Sanmentong Guards uniform twitched his eyes and looked at Yin Shi who was also wearing the Guards uniform. "That ... Isn’t it Jiang Chengsang? If I’m not mistaken, it’s definitely Jiang Chengsang? What is the situation? What is the situation? Didn’t he say that he will come to cheer us?"

"Calm down, Xin Ba Hao," Yin Shi held his hand and said, "If he were the host, we would definitely win the championship more easily."

"What I want to say is not this..." Xin Ba Hao shook his head, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, who was standing on the side in a suit with a smile on his face, "What I want to say is what he did to the original host. Was it stripped after being stunned? Then entered the venue instead of the host? Is it?"

"It doesn't matter that kind of thing," Yin Shi waved his hand and replied, "Now let him declare our victory directly, which saves a lot of effort."

On stage...

Just when Athongdi didn't know how many times he asked the audience in the audience, "The most, the most, the most, the most...favorite?" Jiang Cheng, who was standing by the side, finally couldn't help but speak out.

"I said you can be a little quieter? How many times have you been?" Jiang Cheng's microphones looked at Ah Tong a little impatiently and complained, "Are you an insecure housewife? If you don't hear the other half's answer, you will Feeling uneasy? The most, the most, the most, the most verbose! Little girl!"

"Hey?" Ah Tong stopped for a moment, and turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng in surprise, "Jiang...Jiang Chengsang?"

"And you," Jiang Cheng turned his face and looked at the OTAKUs in the audience. After taking a deep breath, he cursed loudly: "It's so noisy! Bastards! This is your first time to attend school. Are you a traveling elementary school student? Are you excited to [BEEP——] come out?!"

"What are you talking about? Bastard!" A crowd of spectators instantly became excited, smashing everything they could throw at Jiang Cheng.

However, Jiang Cheng had a casual look, and after a few simple dodges, he dodged everything that had hit him.

"Um, I actually wanted to say it from the beginning," Jiang Cheng said with a light sigh, "I like this kind of thing, I don't yell it with my mouth, OTAKUs. Most of you are adults. Doesn't this kind of thing feel naive?"

"Then what do you say?" the audience retorted.

"In short, today's Ah Tong, the future Chrysanthemum Guardian decision war has begun now." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and frowned impatiently.

"That, Jiang Chengsang, it is not the future Chrysanthemum Guardian decision battle, but the official Simentong fan club decision battle (the pianist on the field)." Atong reminded with a blushing face and a little embarrassment.

"It doesn't matter!" Jiang Cheng replied, "Anyway, it's all about protecting and liking! The chrysanthemum of the idol is also the official responsibility! Do you think so?!"

"Yes!" ×5000+

"Wait, let me see the next stage book," Jiang Cheng reached into his arms, took out the original host’s stage book, and started reading sentence by sentence, "Atong sauce... how about the number of people? There are actually 5,000 people. A lot of Ahtong fans are here. Wow~ awesome~ everyone, thank you (Dongxunfang jumps off the cliff), and then I’m here..."

Before Jiang Cheng finished talking about ~www.wuxiaspot.com~, he was interrupted by Ah Tong on the side.

"Well, that was my line just now, Jiang Chengsang." Atong pulled Jiang Cheng's clothing corner and reminded him in a low voice, "From ah ~ awesome, it's my line."

"It doesn't matter what this kind of thing!" Jiang Cheng said, throwing away the desk book, and continued with a little disdain, "An actor who only reads lines from the desk book will never drive a helicopter!"

Atong:...

"Well, since we are all here, let's just start." Jiang Cheng nodded, and then extended an index finger with a serious expression on his face and continued, "Because there are 5,000 people, we chose the chaotic battle method today. All of you are thrown on an isolated island, where there are the supplies you need for survival. Give you a week to use the guns you have collected to fight for the only victory! The team that survives to the end will be able to get the guardian Atong sauce Chrysanthemum's qualifications! Do you understand it?!"

"I understand your size!" Yin Shi rushed to the stage, kicked Fei Jiangcheng, and cursed with white eyes, "Where is the chicken game?!"