May Be the Fake Gintama

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"What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng wiped his nosebleeds and got up from the ground, grumbling blankly, "What do you do to the host? Believe it or not to disqualify you? Bastard!"

"You, a fake and inferior host, are not qualified to say this at all!" Yin Shibai shouted, "What's the matter with your outfit? What's the matter? The original host? Why are you? Will it be here? What happened to your original host?!"

"Humph," Jiang Cheng snorted, holding his hands in disdain. "From the beginning, there is no such thing. Who do you think is the sponsor of this game? Who do you think is the person in charge of broadcasting in the background?"

"Could it be...Could it be..." Yin Shih just reacted, squinting her eyes and twitching half of her face, turned her head to look at the helicopter hovering in the air, and saw that there were a group of Baihua in the helicopter. member!

Yin Shi bowed his head and glanced at the security-like staff at the venue, and they turned out to be... all members of Baihua!

"What the **** are you doing?!" Yin Shi's whole body was ill, and he tugged Jiang Cheng's collar with white eyes and frantically complained, "Why inexplicably you became the host? Why inexplicably Yoshihara became the host Sponsor of the game? Why did that group of women take over the game? What is in your head?!"

"Why?" Jiang Cheng was a little unsure, "Of course it was to advertise for Yoshihara. Obviously there is such a good opportunity."

"Shut up for me!"

Yin Shi had just finished talking here, the Xin Ba Hao on the side quickly grabbed Yin Shi, and leaned to Yin Shi's ear and whispered: "Calm down, Yin Sang, since the host is really Jiang Chengsang, yes. Our side is more advantageous."

"I'm just upset!" Yin Shi cried.

"Because of various reasons, don't talk nonsense!" Jiang Cheng raised the microphone and shouted to the audience again, "Let's go directly to the final match! Areyouready?!"

"Yes!" ×5000+

"I know that every contestant who arrives is in a state of anxiety at the moment, worried that he will not be able to compete with other teams," Jiang Cheng said with a bit of irritation, "but! Don't worry! I have formulated very fair rules of the game! I will never favor any team! Love? The invisible thing is impossible to measure! Do you think your love for this flat-chested girl is inferior to others?!"

"Give me a moment," Xin Ba Hao said with a cold face, "What do you mean by flat breasted women? Replace me with the world's most lovely idol Atong sauce! You bastard!"

"Yo Xi, insult the host, the Temple Gate Guards will record a punishment." Jiang Cheng took out the notebook, opened it, took out a ballpoint pen and drew a stroke on it, then closed it, and looked at the audience with a smile. , Explained, "By the way, as long as there are three insults to the host, it will be disqualified directly!"

"Yinsang, this person doesn't mean to be partial to us at all." Xin Ba Ji said with a black line on his face, "It's totally fun, right?"

"I haven't read the previous rules of the game... No, it's not suitable for you at all!" Jiang Cheng once again faced the participants, "Physical strength? Economic strength? What is that? Use that kind of thing to judge you against me. This flat...no, the love of Atong sauce, do you think it is fair?! Answer me loudly! Is it fair?!

"That's right, it's not fair at all to judge our love by that kind of thing!"

"That's right! It's not fair at all! I'm just poor, but the love for Atong sauce is the same!"

"It's just that I have poor physical strength, but my love for Atong sauce is not lost to anyone at all!"

More and more contestants echoed, and the "unfairness" was getting louder and louder.

"Yin Sang, it seems that even someone like Jiang Chengsang is very serious in this kind of formal occasion." Xin Ba Hao praised in a low voice.

"Hey!" Yin Shishi gave a quiet sip, disdainfully said, "Don't be blinded by your appearance, Xin Bajia."

"Yo Xi, the staff over there kicked out those who said it was unfair and disqualified." Jiang Cheng glanced at the staff (Baihua member) on the side, and then faced all the contestants again with a look of contempt. Then he said, "What idol do you chase without money? What do you bring to support your favorite idol? What about idol's new album? Physical strength? You don't even have a good physical strength. You are going to be in the hospital bed. Cheer for your idols? Get out of here, Cherry!"

"Um, Yinsang, I take back what I just said..." Xin Ba Haw said with a blank face, "This person is still playing."

Seeing hundreds of OTAKUs dragged away by a group of Baihua members one after another, the remaining contestants did not express any dissatisfaction.

"Ahem," Jiang Cheng cleared his throat and said again, "Suddenly there are fewer competitors, are you happy? But don't be eager to be happy, then I will announce more surprise news!"

As he said, Jiang Cheng took out a crumpled piece of paper from his arms, and after flattening it, he began to read word by word: "Everyone who participated in the competition, because there is only one winning team in the end, it is inevitable that other teams will win. It will produce feelings of loss. So for the sake of social stability and to appease the emotions of the losers, as the organizer, each failed team will be given four discount coupons for Yoshihara's various shops!"

"What?! There are prizes for failure?!"

"Or Yoshihara's 10% discount coupon?!"

"I'm starting to look forward to it!"

"me too!"

"In this case, it doesn't matter if I lose the game! In other words, I can say goodbye to my virginity!"

"That's right! The organizer of this event really takes care of us people!"

Listening to the whispers of a group of contestants on the spot, Xinba Hao spit out expressionlessly: "I don't want to complain anymore. This is undoubtedly a discount scam..."

"No, you are wrong, Xin Ba Hao," Yin Shi held his hand and replied with rare seriousness. "This is not just a simple discount scam, you see! Those contestants are not interested in winning the game anymore! Their so-called winning heart has been flattened by this man!"

"Really...really!" Xin Ba Hao looked at the competitors who were discussing to go to the store, exclaimed, "No... you deserve to be Jiang Chengsang who knows how to play with OTAKU people! It's simple! A few words turned out to be..."

Before the new eight haws were finished, Jiang Cheng spoke again: "Well, don't be eager to get excited, cherries, I haven't finished talking yet."

Only then did the OTAKU quiet down again, and looked at Jiang Cheng. Jiang Cheng held the microphone and said, “Because there may be special circumstances, the discount coupons for the Yoshiwara 10% discount store can be exchanged for mayonnaise bathing for three days free of charge. Voucher."

【evil ways! New Ba Haw's eyes widened in an instant, looked at Jiang Cheng, and thought: [It's just a crooked way! It's just a trap set for the earthmoving mulberry! The heart of the earth mulberry who loves mayonnaise will definitely be shaken! Nice job! Jiang Chengsang! 】

"Who wants that kind of thing, hurry up and start the game!"

"Yeah, hurry up!"

The audience in the audience shouted one after another...

"Hey, fourteen, calm down." A certain orangutan in the crowd reminded him, looking at the trembling fourteen with his head and shoulders lowered beside him, "This is a trap! It is a trap that you can't be fooled!"

"Asshole..." Fourteen lowered his head and gritted his teeth and said word by word.

...

"Then, next, the victory and defeat will officially begin!" Jiang Cheng announced loudly, and then looked at Atong sauce on the side, "Um, Ping... Atong sauce, please read the rules of the game."

"Hey?" Atong sauce was a little flustered, "Didn't Jiang Chengsang just say that new rules of the game have been formulated? I don't know anything yet."

"How could there be such a thing," Jiang Cheng said indifferently, waving his hand, "how could I think about such troublesome things."

Shinbachi Ginshi Takaya Kagura: This person is really irritating...

"How about this?" Jiang Cheng thought of something suddenly, raised an index finger and suggested, "How about the method of drawing lots? It's fair, right? At the end you will draw the lucky team's number plate, and everyone won't have any. Complaint, all teams have exactly the same opportunities."

"Hey? This, this..." Atong began to squeeze, "Although it looks fair, but..."

"Isn't it?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "but I also thought of this method. It's fast, effective, and fair."

"Jiang Chengsang," the new Eight Haw on the side walked over with the notebook that Jiang Cheng had just thrown away, and stuffed it into Jiang Cheng's hands. "If you really don't know what to say, let's just follow the notebook... don't Say something strange."

"It's too much trouble," Jiang Cheng complained. "The lines I prepared are over here. After the end, I will go back to play games."

"Can you be a little bit responsible?" Xin Ba Haw twitched the corners of his mouth and said.

"Let me come!" Yin Shi took the table book in Jiang Cheng's hand with an uncomfortable expression. After a slight glance, he squeezed the table book into a ball and threw it behind him.

"In short, the rules of the game are very simple," Yin Shi grabbed the microphone in Jiang Cheng's hand, raised an index finger and said solemnly, "Because it's too much trouble, we go directly to the finals, and now we want to distribute Ah Tong's [ Beep——], the team that eats up the fastest is the winning team."

Kagura held a stack of small plates at the right time, faced Attong and said, "Please! Oh s!"

"The good way~www.wuxiaspot.com~ is just a little bit disgusting." Jiang Cheng raised his hands and nodded in comment. "But having said that, is it necessary to chase idols to such a degree now? Do you want to eat [BEEP——]? It's amazing, new eight haws."

"Don't listen to Yinsang's nonsense, Jiang Chengsang..." Xin Ba Haw replied in a quiet voice.

"Wait! What's the matter with this chaotic way of playing?!"

"How much do you think Atong sauce can pull out [BEEP——]?!"

"There must be a limit to using Atong sauce for boiling! Give me enough!"

"Atong sauce won't pull [BEEP——] and fart! Go away! Scumbags!"

A crowd of OTAKU suddenly became excited and expressed their dissatisfaction.