May Be the Fake Gintama

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"...Moreover, the song given by the producer..." As he said, Ah Tong turned off his face with a little embarrassment, and then said with a blushing face and pouting, "It's all that kind of singing. 】’S song, more than half of the lyrics of a sentence are [BEEP——] dropped. I also want to sing that kind of inspirational and youthful song that doesn’t need to be [BEEP——]. It’s really distressing~"

[Are you upset! Say it's you! It's you! Sing that kind of thing in reality is you! Why shirk the responsibility on others! Jiang Cheng thought a little madly, [It’s too late to complain in this kind of place, right? Is it too late to restore your pure image? ! 】

"It's really distressing~" Atong said pretending to be distressed, and then stretched out an index finger and gently placed it on his mouth. "Should I talk to the producer? I heard from the seniors. The producer seems to be only I can stay in the private company at the top, and if I step out of the room, I will vomit blood and die~"

[What the **** is this! By the way, can I only stay here? Will you die once you go out? ! If it's set to be like this, how can I strike up a conversation! The plot can't go on! 】Jiang Cheng's whole person is not good, but then suddenly, Jiang Cheng thought of something, hooked the corner of his mouth, and thought: [No! This is it! That's it, that's it! Now I fully understand! As long as she steps into my room, it will be a success! I have basically understood the direction of the plot! bring it on! Send out all the usual complaints! 】

"But..." As he said, Ah Tong became a little bit lost again, "My thirty-eight brothers who are bedridden may not be able to provide medical expenses... If the sudden change of style leads to a decline in popularity, I Thirty-eight of the younger brothers may be because of this..."

[So why do we have to set 38 younger brothers? ! 】Jiang Cheng felt crazy in his heart, 【Your mother is too capable of giving birth, right? No matter how you think it is impossible! It's impossible to give birth to one in a year! 】

"My..." Ah Tong suddenly sobbed on the dressing table, "...Thirty-eight brothers... My sister is really upset..."

[Three... Thirty-eight births? ! 】Jiang Cheng’s whole body was stunned by thunder, 【The sextuplets next door are terrible, why is your family directly 38 births? ! This is already a miracle! When it comes to delivery, didn't the doctor fall asleep like counting sheep because of counting the children? ! 】

Boom! Atong's room door was knocked, and at the same time the voice of Artist A came in.

"Atong sauce, regarding the notice of the tricky variety show next week, let me inform you and give you some experience by the way."

"Ah, please come in." Atongchan quickly wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes, sorted out her expression, put on a friendly smile and looked in the direction of the door.

Entertainer A opened the door with a few A4 papers and walked in, pulled aside the chair and sat down.

"What's the matter? The corners of her eyes are red, are you okay?" Female artist A looked at Ah Tong and asked suspiciously.

"It's okay, maybe it's just lack of sleep." Atong quickly replied with a smile.

"It's the same no matter where it is. The newcomer is different from the old people like us, really desperate~" Artist A said with a sigh of relief.

"Also... okay," Ah Tong smiled awkwardly, "Talking about the thing that senior just said about the tricky variety show next week..."

"Oh, here," said, artist A handed a few A4 papers in his hand to Atong, "you have been in the company for a while. The above considered that in order to increase your popularity, so I arranged a whole for you. Gu type variety show."

"That, it's tricky..." Atong-chan took the A4 paper handed over by artist A, "you can't do strange things, right?"

"It doesn't matter," Artist A waved his hand and said indifferently, "It is actually some boring stuff to say that it is tricky. Then you can just pretend to be a little surprised, and let the audience see you in shock. That’s fine. Contrast, the audience likes the contrast. Even if you are not scared, you have to pretend [Ah, scared me to death!] This feeling. Understand?"

"I understand." Atong nodded.

"Well, because it's the first time Atong sauce has participated in a tricky show, so I will ask a few questions here." Artist A nodded and asked kindly, "Is a beer bottle okay?"

"Beer bottle?" Atong was puzzled.

"That's the one," Artist A replied with a wave of his hand, "It's the scene of being beaten up by a beer bottle in the whole show."

"Oh, what you are talking about is the kind that often appears in the whole person show on TV, and the show I'm on also has that kind of bridge." Atongchan reacted and said with a smile: "But watch the show. They are filled with crudely crafted bottles that don’t hurt at the touch of a touch. I think there should be no problem.”

"If a real beer bottle, how many can it resist?" Entertainer A had a serious look on his face.

"Hey?" The expression on Atong's face stopped for a moment.

[What kind of prank show is this! If you have a real beer bottle, you can't hold one! Jiang Cheng thought madly, "Does anyone really watch this kind of show?" ! No, can it really be broadcast? ! Will it really be banned every minute? ! 】

Seeing the embarrassing expression of Atong-chan, Artist A sighed softly and said, "Sure enough... Isn't the explosives okay?"

"Explosives?" Atong asked puzzled.

"It's in the whole show, from the top of the head" Bang! "The kind of explosion." Artist A explained.

"The explosives in the whole show seems to be very loud only with sound, basically no power, right? Then there is no problem." Atong smiled and replied.

"How many of the real explosives can resist at most? A hundred or so?" Artist A asked again.

"Hey?" Atong sauce's expression solidified again.

[No way! Not even one! It will die! ] Jiang Cheng was crazy in his heart.

Seeing the embarrassed expression of Atong-chan, the female artist asked again: "Why don't you speak? Can't it?"

"It doesn't seem to work, it looks like it's going to die." Atongchan gave an awkward and polite smile.

"Hey? Will anyone die?" Female artist A asked in doubt.

[This kind of question does not need to be asked! Obviously will die! How can there be a show with real explosives! 】Jiang Cheng complained silently in his heart.

"Probably... will..." Atong replied vaguely.

"Is that so?" Artist A asked in confusion, "How can I know if I don't try it?"

Atong was silent...

[This kind of thing can be known without trying! 】Jiang Cheng thought frantically, 【Say, can you get to the subject quickly? Are you not my reinforcements? Isn't it the reinforcements who sent her to the room? ! 】

Seeing Ah Tong's embarrassed expression again, Artist A thought of something and sighed again and said: "I know, I know, if explosives don't work, what about gasoline? How much can I drink?"

"Um... about three liters..." Atong sauce replied subconsciously, but then she reacted and quickly changed her words: "Gasoline? No, no! Absolutely not! Not even a bite!"

"Stingy~" Artist A frowned and complained.

However, Atong-chan once again lowered his head and fell silent.

[Is this a stingy question? ! ] Jiang Cheng has the urge to smash the wall, [Speaking of which, is there really such a messy show? ! Real beer bottles, real explosives, and let people drink gasoline? Do not make jokes! This is no longer a prank show, right? It should be the "Treat the Dead", right? Have a show that aims to kill people, right? ! 】

"Atong sauce, I said you, should you understand after becoming an artist?" Artist A sighed, with a bit of hatred for iron and steel.

"What?" Atong asked puzzled.

"For an artist, the most important thing is popularity," the artist A continued earnestly. "Being on variety shows is a good way to increase popularity. As long as the ratings are high, your popularity will be like sitting. The Rockets have gone up like they did."

"what?"

"If you drink gasoline and spray flames, the audience will not be satisfied. You entered the industry late, and this is basically the case now." Artist A has a serious expression on his face.

"This...this is really an incredible situation..." The corners of Atongchan's mouth twitched unconsciously.

"But having said that, explosives are not good, gasoline is not good, so what is okay? Is it okay to walk through Jianshan barefoot? Is it okay to drink one hundred degrees of plain water?" Artist A then asked.

"It feels a bit difficult..." Atong-chan twitched the corner of her mouth, showing a somewhat awkward smile.

"Then get up and be tricky." Artist A nodded and suggested.

"I always feel that the style of painting has suddenly become ordinary." Atongchan murmured silently.

"When you fall asleep, the camera comes in suddenly, and then you get up and be shocked." Artist A explained ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ But...I am also a girl anyway, is this really okay? ? "

"Occasionally, I will give some benefits to fans who like me," Artist A replied disapprovingly. "The corners of the appropriate pajamas are kicked and the thighs are exposed."

"But..." Atong blushed with embarrassment, lowered his head and stammered, "I still feel shy..."

"So you have to pretend to be the kind of inadvertent passage. You can't be too deliberate. If you are too deliberate, the audience will think you are a very frivolous woman. In the end, you set yourself up as a kind of confused idol." Artist A reminded, "In this way, the ratings will definitely be low! Your popularity will also increase rapidly!"

"Yes...yes, then...if that's the case..."

"Yeah, it's not bad." Artist A nodded approvingly, then raised an index finger and continued, "Lulu thighs, and strapped explosives to her body...Boom! Then Ah Tong sauce panicked out of the bed. Get up! Get up and make a big success! Perfect!"