May Be the Fake Gintama

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"Huh?" Ah Tong's expression fell into sluggishness once again.

[Perfect wool! I said it would be dead! 】Jiang Cheng is dumbfounded, 【Say, can you proceed to the topic faster! The topic is to let her come to my room, right? Did she ask her to express her dissatisfaction to me? 】

Just thinking of this, Jiang Cheng's inspiration flashed, his eyes widened in an instant, and he said with joy in his heart: [I know! That's it! You just want to force her to come to me in this way! Just want to make her dissatisfied and let her come to me! Not bad! You guys! This method was unexpectedly thought of! Come on! carry on! 】

On the other side, looking at Ah Tong, who was holding the corner of his clothes with a reluctant face, Artist A curled his lips and said in a disdainful voice: "Cut, what? There are so many things. Obviously he is just a newcomer. Too smug?"

Ah Tong felt wronged in an instant, and tears appeared in the corner of his eyes.

"Ah, I know, I know, don't cry," Artist A sighed, and then said: "The whole show will be cancelled."

"Cancel?" Atongchan asked in confusion.

"Change the plan and change to a free talk show type." Artist A replied.

Jiang Cheng frantically complained in his heart: [Wait a minute! Should I decide on this kind of thing? Am I a producer or are you a producer? ! Why was the self-talking cancelled? ! Is it my turn to play? It's been a long time! It seems that I only played once at the beginning, right? 】

"What about the content? It is said to be free talk, but there should be content too," Atongjiang asked seriously, "what topics to discuss, I will prepare for it."

"No, no, that kind of thing doesn't matter anymore." Artist A waved his hand and said indifferently.

"No!" Ah Tong shook his head and said seriously, "You have to do it well! Take every minute and every second seriously, and carefully consider every sentence and every word. I want everyone watching the show. Can appreciate my soul!"

"Um... your name is Atong sauce, right?"

"Yes, Atong sauce." Atong nodded.

"I said, are you a newcomer? Just because you are a newcomer, you don't understand anything about the TV industry. Seriously, even if you make a show seriously, the audience won't watch it." Artist A said. Waved his hand and said casually, "Go through the video and fast-forward it, and watch the video on the Internet in a hurry. After reading other people's opinions on SNS, you will only want to watch it. Don't pretend to point and point."

"I talk about things that are for nothing. TV was originally just for entertainment. I had to limit the scope of entertainment, but it made a lot of money. Now it's all things that are harmonious and well-regulated."

"I always feel... suddenly becoming serious..." Altong murmured silently.

Entertainer A raised an index finger, and the expression on his face became a little serious, and then said: "It is a pity that the tastelessness of the TV series, the critics of the news program with no critical spirit, just go to work on the tram. After reading the news on the Internet, you will become people who know everything. Yes, the world is becoming more and more convenient. Even news on the other side of the earth can be obtained instantly."

Artist A didn't stop, still chattering...

"But what about this? Are we happy? The information increases. Are we fulfilled? Are the emptiness in our hearts filled? How much work does it take to make people satisfied? Originally filling our stomachs. The matter has already made humans work hard. They are searching for food all day, fighting for their lives and chasing beasts..."

【so annoying! so annoying! ] Jiang Cheng on the other side has collapsed a little, [A life mentor? ! What is going on suddenly becoming a life mentor? ! Do you really remember your purpose? ! 】

"That..." Atong raised his hand weakly to interrupt Artist A, and asked tentatively: "Are you going to talk about this topic in depth?"

"It's too slow!" Artist A's tone changed and he gave a serious reprimand.

"Eh?"

"I've been waiting for you to take a word and let me stop!" Artist A explained with a serious face, "Well, the things I just said are things I haven't said before. What is the critical spirit? What is the pity of it? Please, can you take a look at the atmosphere? My mouth is almost out of my head, and I almost bit my tongue, and I don’t know what I’m talking about."

[Don't you know it yourself? ! ] Jiang Cheng held his forehead and looked speechless.

"So, if you don't give me a step quickly, I will be very troubled." Artist A spread his hand and shrugged, "Tucao works like this!"

"Tucao?" Ah Tong looked dumbfounded.

"It's hot and summer~" Artist A sighed.

"Huh?" Ah Tong still didn't react.

"Tucao!" Artist A scolded loudly, "Tucao me! "It should be so hot in summer!" That's right! "Huh?" What is it? If you are stupid, you will complain to me immediately! This is your job! "

"Um...I...I'm a bit of a complaint..." Ah Tongchan said weakly, lowering her head.

"Then what can you do? Tucao is not good, props are not good, so what else can you do?" Artist A said with a look of contempt.

"I…"

"Then it's dynamite. Five sticks will do." Artist A continued.

[Why did you go back again? ! Why are you back to the topic of explosives? ! 】Jiang Cheng really wanted to rush out and spit out loudly at this time, but because of the character setting, he could only hold it back forcibly, [No way! Absolutely not! Not even a single one of that kind of thing! 】

Atong-chan pinched the corner of her clothes and bit her lower lip with a grievance on her face.

"Okay, okay, don't make that kind of expression anymore," Artist A sighed, and then asked: "Then talk about other topics a little bit."

[Is it finally coming to the topic of love? 】Jiang Cheng was overjoyed, 【After waiting for so long, are you finally getting into the topic? Hurry up! I can't wait! 】

"Other topics?" Atong was puzzled.

"About you, your characteristics, etc., are selling points and specialties, don't you? Atong sauce, as an artist's selling point." Artist A explained.

[Why is it still an artist's topic? ! 】Jiang Cheng is already impatient to the extreme, 【Give me enough! By the way, that kind of question is not what you should ask! It's me! By the way, who is the producer of the two of us? ! 】

"The selling point... The selling point..." Ah Tong hugged his chest with one hand, pinched his chin in the other hand, closed his eyes and started thinking hard, "I... my selling point... my..."

"How? Did you think of it?"

"I... um... what is my selling point?" Atong muttered to himself, "What can I do? I'm very ordinary. Why did I become an artist? It's obviously so ordinary. Girl...Speaking of ordinary, why do I exist in this world? Why am I born? In the end, who am I? I..."

[Stop it! Stop it! Stop this kind of topic quickly! ] Jiang Cheng covered his ears, [Too deep! This kind of problem is not something that artists should think about at all! Just leave it to the philosopher! For ordinary humans! Forget it! 】

"Hello? Are you okay?" Artist A reminded.

"Ah! I know!" Ah Tong suddenly raised his head, "I already know! The reason for my existence!"

[Why did the topic go wrong there? ! ] Jiang Cheng's heart was speechless.

"Are you...really okay?" Artist A asked concerned.

"It's okay!" Atong-chan replied with a serious face, "and I already know it! I already know why I was born in this world! I must have appeared in this world to be sure that I myself!"

【Why? ! 】Jiang Cheng directly vomited a mouthful of blood congestion, 【Why the topic is so off the track! 】

Atong stretched out his hand on his chest, and continued without any hurries, "The original is good, no matter who is born and came into this world. There is no need to think about selling points or characteristics. There is no need! As long as it exists, it's fine. Yes! People in the world will listen to my voice!"

Jiang Cheng wiped the tears on his face that could not be stopped, and silently complained in his heart: [What the **** are you talking about? I dont understand! Although it sounds reasonable, but I don't understand! So when will you switch to the topic of hitting up a conversation? 】

"So, what exactly do you do?" Artist A asked.

"Well," Atong smiled, "Nothing!"

Artist A:...

[Do you still know nothing in the end? ! 】Jiang Cheng spit out a bruise again, 【Today’s show is almost over, will it end up being nothing at all? ! What should I do if I strike up a conversation? ! What should the theme do? ! 】

Just when Jiang Cheng's frenzy was about to reach the climax ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ the corner of his eye suddenly noticed the phone on the desk beside him.

【Yes! 】Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, he walked over with a joy in his heart, 【If it doesn't work, I can only use this trick! 】

Jiang Cheng came to the desk, picked up the phone on the desk, and directly pressed the number on the front desk.

Beep-beep-beep-

After a few beeps, the call was finally connected...

"Sama Jiang, what's the matter?" The voice of female artist B on the other end came through the phone.

"The new artist from the company recently is called Atong-chan, right? Let her come to my office." Jiang Cheng cleared his throat and said, "Remember, let her come alone!"

[Say it! 】Jiang Cheng heaved a sigh of relief, 【Although it sounds a bit like pillow business (hidden rule), there is no way! This can only be done! If they are allowed to continue such a foolish act, it will be impossible to enter the subject tomorrow! 】