May Be the Fake Gintama

Chapter 436: : Baldness caused by stress is helpless...

"So the children nowadays really can't stand a bit of a blow," Jiang Cheng opened his hand and shook his head, closed his eyes and sighed. "When we and Zongwu were at this age, we never suffered from these things. Well, the only distressing thing is how to fill the stomach for the next meal."

"Boss, you really don't have this kind of distress of hair loss when you are eighteen years old... Ha ha... Ha ha..."

"No way, his eyes have begun to be godless," Jiang Cheng squatted down and stretched out his hand to pinch Zongwu's face. "The whole person has begun to escape from reality completely, Zongwu-jun, Zongwu-jun? Wake up soon. Don’t be defeated by that kind of thing, Sou-go-kun!"

After just talking, there was a sudden "boom" on the floor behind Jiang Cheng, the sound of something falling to the ground.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng turned his head and glanced at the floor behind him, only to see a bunch of orange-red objects that were familiar to him, which seemed to be on the back of his head, lying quietly on the floor.

After touching the back of his head and feeling that the most important thing was gone, Jiang Cheng was silent for a while and then held his head to the sky and shouted frantically:

"My charmpoint!!!"

...

When Yue Yong pushed open the door of Jiang Cheng's room, what he saw was the following scene-Jiang Cheng and Sougo were sitting on the ground with their legs on the wall, their heads lowered expressionlessly, and the same In the shadow of depression. There were only a few poor hairs left on their heads.

And it seemed that they were infected by the two, and a strong dark atmosphere filled the entire room.

"Zongwu-jun, have you seen the river in front of you?" Jiang Cheng said quietly, "the river on the opposite bank seems to be very happy, full of flowers, I really want to pass..."

"I see, boss. I still see my hair follicles beckoning to me." Sougo replied in a low voice, "Let's go there together, let's go with a boat..."

"That's right, it's not as happy to be like this as it was in the past," Jiang Cheng twitched his mouth, and his eyes were dull. "After all, I can't be a protagonist in this way, so I should play with everyone in the past. Come on...hehe, hehe..."

"Hey, cheer up the two of you." Yue Yong walked over with a cigarette stick, standing behind the two of them and reminded.

"Ah, it's Yueyue," Jiang Cheng turned his head slowly, and cast Yue Yong's eyes blankly, then turned his head back, muttering something in a low voice, "We're all right now, just condolences. , Condolences to what we lost... Ha ha ha... Also, don’t worry, I will go to dinner at night. After all, if I become a section manager, it’s just fine for the section manager to do his own job. Talking about the work of the section manager. What is it? Just go to socialize, right? Or just accept the fate of the bald one you will become, ha ha ha..."

"Yes, after all, there are not many class leaders at this age..." Zongwu continued quietly, "A class leader at this age, others will praise the young and promising, ah ha ha ha..."

"It's a man who is really useless. I can't stand this blow. Aren't both of them still S?" Yue Yong let out a puff of cigarette lightly and said with contempt.

"S's S is (glass)'s S," Sougo replied in a low voice, "S's heart is actually the same as glass..."

"That's it..."

Looking at the two people who were completely depressed, Yue Yong shook his head helplessly while holding his forehead, then turned and walked to the living room table, picked up the remote control and turned on the TV. At the same time, he took out a small medicine bottle with the word "growth" written on the label from the cuff.

After doing all this, Yue Yong turned around and walked towards the door while smoking a cigarette.

...

The voice of THEEDO's male host came from the TV.

"Next is the report from the scene. The anchor Yuno on the scene? The anchor Yuno..."

"Hey, I'm Yuno at the scene," the anchor Yuno said, "The strange phenomenon of hair falling that suddenly spread in Kabukicho is disappearing..."

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng and Zongwu instantly turned around and stared at the anchor Yuye wearing a gas mask on the TV.

"...After investigation, the cause of the induction has been confirmed. It is precisely because of the pathogenic bacteria carried by the Celestials of Nai Motoweixing. The shogunate, which has successfully identified the pathogen, is now beginning to distribute special medicines to the citizens."

"Boss!" Sougo shouted.

"Yo Xi! Go to the hospital now!" Jiang Cheng instantly stood up and shouted.

"But as you can see, there has been a long queue in front of the hospital for medicine. The special medicine prepared by the shogunate will be distributed soon. It is estimated that it will take at least three months to distribute to all patients."

"Three months..." Jiang Cheng's eyes widened and he looked at TV in disbelief, "This situation will last for three months...Does the protagonist have to maintain this state for three months?"

Just after speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly reached the bottle of medicine on the table, and at the same time, Zongwu also noticed. In an instant, the aura of the two of them changed, and at the same time they rushed to the bottle of medicine on the table.

"Little devil, just wait for another three months!" Jiang Cheng squeezed Zou Gou's head and set Zou Gou in place, "Let me recover as the protagonist!"

With that, Jiang Cheng grabbed the bottle of medicine directly.

"No, the boss just said that in a sense baldness is also a necessary stage in human life!" Sougo stretched out his foot and tripped Jiang Cheng directly to the ground, and said, "Speaking of which the boss is already at his age! A little bit! If you work harder, it is very common to be a class leader at this age!"

Having said that, Zong Wu crossed Jiang Cheng and stretched out his hand to the bottle of medicine on the table, and at the same time he thought: [It's done! 】

"No!" Jiang Cheng, who fell on the ground, stretched out his hand and grabbed Zong Wu's leg. Zong Wu fell to the ground with an unstable center of gravity. Jiang Cheng instantly got up and threw himself at the bottle of medicine.

"I'm a lazy type! Even at the age when my teeth are lost, I'm just a clerk! I know Sougo-kun's dream! I want to become the deputy leader of the Zhenseng team at this age! The class leader is almost there!"

"No, that can only be regarded as the deputy head at best!" Zongwu stood up and hugged Jiang Cheng's medicine, gritted his teeth and shouted, "It has nothing to do with the head of anything!"

"Asshole, after all, you brought the virus from outside!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and gritted his teeth. "The pathogenic bacteria will just wait another three months!"

"No, I was infected by the boss!" Sougo just didn't let go.

"You two, calm down," Yue Yong's voice came from the door. "You only need to take one tablet of that kind of special medicine."

"Hey? Really?" Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong, who was leaning at the door, suspiciously.

"Yeah." Yue Yong nodded lightly.

"In that case, both of them can be saved." Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Zou Gou behind him, "So, Zou Gou please let me go quickly, and I will give it to you."

After thinking about it for a while, Sougo shook his head and replied, "No, let me come, I'll give it to the boss."

"No, let me do it! It will be divided into two fairly fairly!"

"No, it's better for me! Even the bottle will be cut in half fairly!"

"No, let me do it! I even split the tag in half!"

"Boss! All told me to come!"

"No~www.wuxiaspot.com~ let me come!"

...

Seeing the two who were arguing again, Yue Yong lowered his head helplessly and shook it, sighed and then turned and left again.

...

This melee did not come to fruition until the evening...

Jiang Cheng and Zongwu, whose hair had grown back, lay panting on the floor of a messy room.

Suddenly, Sougo couldn't help but laughed, and said, "Ah, it's so funny."