May Be the Fake Gintama

early morning.

Dididi, dididi...

"Ah, so annoying..."

After hearing the sound of the alarm clock, "Jiang Cheng", who was lying on the bed, murmured a little irritably. He stretched out his right hand from the bed and raised it up and hit the alarm clock on the bedside.

Snapped!

"It hurts!"

"Jiang Cheng" suddenly opened his eyes and squeezed his right hand. He curled up into a ball under the blanket, and tears even loomed in the corners of his eyes.

"That hateful woman!" "Jiang Cheng" whispered bitterly, "Did I replace my alarm clock with what kind of weapon? Bastard!"

"No way, get up."

After saying this, "Jiang Cheng" rubbed his sleepy eyes, stood up and yawned, and scratched his butt. Mi stared and walked in the direction of the bedroom door.

[The body feels a little weird,] "Jiang Cheng", who opened the bedroom door and was still yawning, was walking towards the bathroom step by step, thought to himself, [Is it because I played the game too late yesterday? I feel a little light in my body, but my chest seems a little heavier... I should have been sleeping for a while...]

After walking into the bathroom and turning on the faucet to wash his face, "Jiang Cheng" raised his head and opened his eyes, but by looking at it, Yue Yong was standing opposite him.

"Is there no water in your room? Yueyue," "Jiang Cheng" asked Yueyong, who was also sleepy, "why use the bathroom in my room?"

Seeing Yue Yong who only opened his mouth but made no sound in front of him, "Jiang Cheng" was stunned, then suddenly reacted, and quickly lowered his head to look at his body, and at the same time stretched out his hand to touch his face.

Looking at Yue Yong in the mirror in front of him, who made the same actions as himself, "Jiang Cheng" finally understood what had happened at this time.

"No!" "Jiang Cheng" raised his head and yelled frantically, then rushed out of the bathroom and ran towards the door.

On the other side, in the corridor, "Yueyong", who also had a slightly flushed face in pajamas, was also rushing in a certain direction.

"Jiang Cheng" opened the door and saw the "Yue Yong" staring at him with a face of shame at this time.

At the same time, familiarity... can't be said to be familiar, it is clearly the sound of BGM secretly recorded from other works.

"Your name...no! Give me back my body!" "Jiang Cheng" and "Yue Yong" instantly grabbed each other's collars and said while gritting their teeth.

"Wait! Stop it for me!" "Jiang Cheng" pointed at the Sunwheel that was pushed by Harita outside the door, "Turn off the recording! The kind of secretly recorded BGM is not necessary at all! "

"God, don't you two like it?" Hichirin turned off his lap and put the tape recorder on, looking at them with a smile on his face.

"Asshole! What did you do?!" "Yue Yong" gritted his teeth and cursed, "What did you do to my body?!"

"I still want to ask you! What did you do to my body?!" "Jiang Cheng" gritted his teeth and said bitterly, "Return my body!"

"Brother Jiangcheng, Sister Yueyong." Qingta shouted at the two of them, "Don't make a noise."

"Could it be that you can tell who we are now?" Thinking of something "Jiang Cheng" pointed at himself and looked at Harita, "Who am I?"

"Brother Jiang Cheng." Qingta replied.

"Then me?" "Yue Yong" also pointed at himself and looked at Haruta.

"Sister Yueyong." Harita replied again.

"Why do you know?!" "Jiang Cheng" yelled frantically, and then pointed at the smiling sun wheel, "and you! It's so strange! I put the "Your Name" early in the morning. "BGM, don’t you say you knew this kind of unfolding?!"

"I know." Hichirin squinted his eyes and smiled, then raised an index finger and said: "After all, it is a special plan. The emergency contact from the production team in the early morning said that the sponsor suddenly requested to change the protagonist, but It seems that it is not easy to find people at this time. After all, it is such a low-profile person, and they are not willing to come here to be the protagonist."

"Then, considering that if the protagonist cannot be changed, how about changing the protagonist's character, that is, the soul? It seems that it is really an unexpected success."

"Where did it succeed?!" "Jiang Cheng" yelled frantically, "My most important golden TAMA is gone! And there is so much fat on my chest that is useless! Although I do like Oppa , But it’s for a man! If this body goes out and says something like that, it will definitely be considered lily! I can’t do soft things! Although I haven’t done such things for a long time recently, but... No! This kind of expansion won't work!"

"That," "Yue Yong" suddenly reacted at this time, pointing to himself and looking at the sun wheel, "that is to say, am I the protagonist from now on?"

"That's right, you will be the protagonist from now on." Hichirin tilted his head to one side, and looked at "Yue Yong" with a smile on his face, "Please come on."

"No way, that's all you can do. From today on, my name is Yuexiong." Yuexiong nodded, and then took the cigarette stick I didn't know where I found and held it in his mouth.

"Hey, wait a minute." "Jiang Cheng" squinted Doudou eyes and looked at "Yueyong" with contempt, "Why did you accept it so easily? Could it be that this special project has your contribution? Did you use the reason "Although staying with the protagonist, but the scene is still not many, so it is very distressed"? "

"No...it's not..." Yuexiong turned away silently, but a blush unnaturally appeared on his cheeks.

"Hey, your level of lying is too low," "Jiang Cheng" vomited blankly, "Also, return my body quickly, otherwise I'm not allowed to do anything strange to your body. thing…"

"You bastard, do you want to use my body to do things like this to threaten me?!" Yue Xiong cursed with a blushing face.

"Too close! Too close!" "Jiang Cheng" pushed Yuexiong's face away, "It's very awkward that his face is so close!"

"Tell you in advance, even if you use that body to do strange things, I don't care." Yuexiong hugged his hands and snorted, and faintly replied, "That was Yueyong's body, but now I am Yuexiong. Even if you do something ashamed of that body, I won’t feel it. And, as I said before, I’ve already abandoned my identity as a woman, but I didn’t expect that even the original body would be abandoned now. . So now, whatever you do with that body, it doesn’t matter to me."

"Hey—? Is that so?" "Jiang Cheng" narrowed his eyes, then stretched out his hand to his chest, "After all, it's my body now, so it doesn't matter what I do, right? Then just take advantage of this. opportunity…"

As he said, "Jiang Cheng" had already pressed his hand on his chest.

"Ah, the touch is average. Compared to softness, it feels more muscular." "Jiang Cheng" commented while rubbing it thoughtfully, without noticing that Yuexiong's face was completely red.

"You...Where are you **** touching?!" While shouting, Yuexiong directly hit "Jiang Cheng" with an uppercut to the ceiling.

"No... Didn't you say that it doesn't matter what I do?" "Jiang Cheng" hung on the ceiling said weakly, "And this is your body, why can you face your own body? Get rid of it? By the way, my original physical strength was too much?"

"Indeed," Yuexiong clenched his fists, feeling his own strength and nodding, "With this kind of strength, Baihua's work will be easier in the future."

"That's my strength!" After pulling his head out of the ceiling, "Jiang Cheng" fell on the ground, pointed at himself and gritted his teeth, "That is my original body! It is something I have used since I was born! I have used my body for twenty-seven years! What you have noticed is something wrong, right?! Or are you really not going to change it back?!"

"I think this is also good." Yuexiong replied.

"Asshole!" "Jiang Cheng" cursed in a low voice, and then turned to look at Hilin. "Hilin, are there any special guests to receive recently? Let me go! I will make good use of this body! "

"What are you **** doing with my body?!" Yue Xiongbai cursed with his eyes open.

"What do you do? It's work," "Jiang Cheng" waved his hand and said indifferently, "Speaking of which, you used to be called Taifu the Reaper? It has been renamed today, and it is now called Oupaidou S Kingdom I Taifu!"

"You bastard!"

"By the way, I'll take a shower first and get ready," said, "Jiang Cheng" turned and walked towards the door, "Riwan, the guest will ask you to arrange it. I will take care of the guests. Three hundred people will be in line. Nothing is wrong!"

"You stop for me!" Yuexiong rushed in directly, pressing on the shoulders of "Jiang Cheng", and shouted in shame.

"Hey? Are you going to be the first guest?" "Jiang Cheng" turned his head and said indifferently, and then waved his hand, "This is not good. I can't do it with my original body no matter what. That kind of thing. But if there are three hundred million, I can consider it, and I will train you well..."

"Washing!" Yuexiong directly raised his fist.

"Come," "Jiang Cheng" pointed to his face, "slap here, come, anyway, it's not my body, just hit it casually, as long as you feel it doesn't matter, I don't care. If the pain is a little bear with it, it will pass. ,bring it on!"

"Asshole!" Yuexiong gritted his teeth and cursed bitterly before turning around, "Then, I'll go to relax a little bit, Yoshihara's various shops."

"Asshole! Stop for me!" "Jiang Cheng" instantly reached out and stopped Yuexiong, staring at his big red eyes and said word by word, "What are you going to do with my body?!"

"Go and do soft things."

"Really killed you!" As he said, "Jiang Cheng" raised his fist and slammed into his face, "I didn't expect it?! This method! Because it is not his own body, it is also It can be done!"

"Then I will come too!" Yuexiong punched his face severely as he said.

Outside the door, seeing the two who were beating him with punch after punch, Hirin and Haruta were speechless.

"The two of them... are they self-abuse?" Qingta sighed blankly while squinting Doudou's eyes.

…

In the bathroom.

With a blindfolded nose and a swollen face, "Esunari" is holding a bath towel to block an important position, and his back is enjoying Yuexiong's back rubbing service.

"I said... why did it become like this?" "Jiang Cheng" said blankly, "it's so weird? Why can't I even take a bath?"

"Shut up! If you dare to take off the blindfold, I will go for **** reassignment surgery!" Yuexiong threatened.

"In the end, didn't you still see all of them?! Use my eyes! Are you okay? Are my eyes okay? Will you just go blind? Remember to wash your eyes afterwards! Please!"

"Whose body do you think makes people blind?!" Yue Xiong cursed.

"Of course it's yours," "Jiang Cheng" replied without hesitation, "and can you talk less? It's weird to hear your own voice. No, that's not right! Saying that the voice actors are swapped because of the body swap. That’s right."

As he said, "Jiang Sung" waved his hand in front of him, "Goodbye, Hoshi. Hello, Yuko! Thank you, Yuko! And goodbye, Jiang Sung's fans. Yueyong's fans, please take care of me, I I will try my best to give everyone benefits, and let everyone leak their thighs every day to kill them."

"Hey, shut up, otherwise I will make an appointment for **** reassignment surgery for this body now." Yue Xiong said coldly.

"Asshole!" "Jiang Cheng" instantly got up and pulled off his blindfold and turned to look at Yuexiong bitterly.

But before he could speak, Jiang Cheng, who stepped on the soap, slipped and fell down involuntarily, and his forehead hit Yuexiong's forehead severely.

咚—

After this blow, the two fell to the ground at the same time...

"It hurts," Jiang Cheng stood up, rubbed his forehead, and complained, "Are you a man now? Shouldn't you be a gentleman at this time?"

With that, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes, but at this look, Jiang Cheng was stunned. Of course, Yue Yong who opened his eyes was also stunned.

"He...recovered..." The two looked at their bodies in the same way.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted and ran directly to the bathroom door, while yelling: "I didn't see anything!"

Yue Yong who reacted the same way, after a pause for two seconds, her face flushed completely, and her eyes turned into mosquito coils and kept spinning.

"You...you...you..." Yue Yong said incoherently, clutching her chest, and then due to excessive shame and anger, the whole person turned over and fell straight down.

Hearing the sound from behind, Jiang Cheng, who was about to open the bathroom door, asked without looking back: "What's the matter? Is it okay? Hello?"

After half a minute passed, Jiang Cheng did not hear Yueyong's voice, and then he was heartbroken. He pulled a piece of cloth from his clothes, blindfolded his eyes and turned around, and walked step by step toward Yueyong who had passed out. go with…

…

When Yueyong woke up, it was already night.

"Declare in advance, I really haven't seen anything." Jiang Cheng's voice came from the side.

"You bastard! Wash the inside!" Yue Yong blushed at the thought of something and instantly got up and slammed Jiang Cheng's head, who was sitting cross-legged, into the floor.

"Blindfolded! I didn't see anything at all!" Jiang Cheng's voice came from the floor, "Moreover, I didn't want to see it at all! I didn't want to see it at all!"

"Go to hell!"

Yue Yong has used all the weapons that can be used, kunai, table, chair...

"It's a big deal, I'll let you see it again! That would be fair!"

"Give me the memory of your head!"

"I have forgotten all about it!"

"Have you seen it?! You frivolous, disgusting man!"

"No—! Ah—!"

-Dividing line-

"Huh..." Jiang Cheng was sweating, panting heavily and sat up from the bed, UU reading www. After seeing his surroundings, uukanshu.com patted his chest and said with lingering fear, "Great, luckily it's just a dream~"

"You..." Yue Yong, who just opened the door and walked in, stood there blankly, looking at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, "Does your head matter? Are you sick?"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng let out a suspicious cry, but then suddenly he thought of something, and instantly stood up and cried out with blue veins and white eyes, "Why do you think my head is sick just because of getting up?" !"

"Isn't it?"

"It's so irritating! You **** woman! I'm really angry!"

Just after finishing talking, Jiang Cheng's forehead ushered in a few kunai, and accompanied by the sound of bleeding out, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and fell on his back...