May Be the Fake Gintama

Sougo:...

"Well, forget it," Jiang Cheng shrugged, glanced at Zouwu and said: "All I can remind you is-wipe your **** clean by yourself, and then... remember to wash your hands when you are done. Okay, The next thing is left to you. Whether you want to close their upper mouth or close their lower mouth, it's up to you. I won't help..."

After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng ignored the group of rondinans who collapsed on the ground and their pants were all stripped off, and turned and walked in the direction of Kagura.

"Leave it to me, this little girl." Yue Yong, who came to Kagura's side at some unknown time, put the cigarette stick in his hand back to his waist, and then reached out to take Wujiang from Kagura's back.

"Boss..." Sougo stretched out his hands and said helplessly, "This kind of guys who are frightened by your fright and can't stand up and have urinary incontinence, how do you let me do it? It looks very disgusting. , I feel that they won’t be able to clean it if they don’t soak in the hot spring for a year."

"Don't worry, this kind of guy is obviously cleaner than your ass." Jiang Cheng smiled disapprovingly, "In a sense."

"It's really Aru, the guy with **** incontinence." Kagura nodded in agreement.

"I said there is no incontinence..." Sougo replied blankly, squinting Doudou, "That's a strategy, a combat strategy."

As he said, Sougo squeezed the knife in his hand, turned and walked slowly in the direction of a group of martial artists, "But... even so... you need to keep your mouth shut forever, after all, I was also in that incident. A lot of perjury has been done. If the Turkish side knows about it, it is impossible not to be expelled..."

"When did you become so fond of your work?" Jiang Cheng asked with interest.

"Surrender! We surrender!" Cangda, who tried to get up several times but failed to get up, quickly turned to the cold eyes that were walking towards him step by step, "We will go back with you. Select the group! Please!"

"Samurai, you have already made your enlightenment when you go to the battlefield," Sougo continued unhurriedly as he walked, "The enlightenment that took away the lives of others... and the enlightenment that was killed."

"No...no...no!!!"

Looking at Cangda, who was already incontinent, Zou Wu waved the knife in his hand with cold eyes, but...in the end it didn't fall.

"That, boss," Zou Wu turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng behind him, "Is there any good way? It's really disgusting."

"Of course," Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled, then pointed to Zong Wu's side, "You can ask the V-shaped bangs next to you or the orangutan on the other side."

"Hey?" Zou Wu instantly became expressionless.

"Bunny boy..." Fourteen, dressed in casual clothes, cursed bitterly while gritting his teeth, "Dare to commit perjury. Now I am amputated!"

"Calm down, fourteen." Kondo, whose body was only covered by leaves in important parts, comforted him while eating bananas, then looked at Sougo and continued, "This time, I can't solve it by writing a book of regret. Enlightenment."

Looking at the team members who were wearing casual clothes, Zou Wu turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng with some helplessness: "Boss!"

Jiang Cheng shrugged, squinted and said with a smile: "I never said I would wipe your butt, but they...but everyone has prepared high-quality toilet paper and hemorrhoid medicine for you. Then...bye~"

With that, Jiang Cheng turned around and glanced lightly at Yueyong who was holding Wujiang and the standing Kagura.

"gone……"

...

Seeing Yue Yong walking unhurriedly holding Wujiang, and Jiang Cheng leisurely with his kimono pocket in his arms, Kagura suddenly stopped and slumped on the ground.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Cheng asked back.

"Tummy... I'm hungry," Kagura said grievedly, rubbing his stomach, "I didn't eat Aru for lunch or dinner, and I didn't have any strength. I ran with Wujiang on my back for so long..."

"Then you can rest for a while and follow up by yourself, goodbye." Jiang Cheng nodded and turned back, then turned around again and walked forward.

"Hey! Stupid Uncle! Bastard!" Kagura exclaimed with blank eyes. "Why did you leave Aru so self-talking?! On purpose?! Absolutely on purpose?!"

After listening, Jiang Cheng's footsteps gradually slowed down, and at the same time he smiled somewhat helplessly, then raised his hand and hooked his index finger without looking back.

"Hurry up, or you will really be left behind."

Upon seeing this, Kagura was happy, and then instantly got up, cheered and rushed towards Jiang Cheng, and a small jump steadily landed on Jiang Cheng's back.

"Really, I'm still acting like a baby at such a big age," Jiang Cheng moved slowly, and at the same time he sighed leisurely, "If I can, I'm the one who wants to be like a baby."

"Smell," Kagura put his head on Jiang Cheng's shoulder and grinned unscrupulously. "The smell of my uncle is very similar to that of Mommy."

"Your mother... also has an uncle stinky?" Yue Yong looked at Kagura, making serious complaints.

"Hey! What do you mean? Do you mean I have an uncle stinky?" Jiang Chengbai shouted at Yue Yong who was on the side, "Smelly woman! Who has an uncle stinky?"

"It's not the smell of uncle..." Yue Yong lowered her head, thinking carefully, "Is that the smell of house?"

"Really killed you!!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and said angrily.

"Neither," Kagura shook, then closed his eyes, and whispered quietly, "It's the smell of family."

Jiang Cheng gave Kagura a surprised look, opened his mouth to say something, but finally gave up, smiled lightly, and gradually accelerated his pace.

...

"Uncle, why doesn't that person want to let others know what Wujiang's father did Aru?" Kagura suddenly asked.

"Who knows." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "You know that samurai guys are very stubborn guys."

"Although I don't know what kind of bad things her father did, Aru, or how he died, but..." Then, Kagura glanced at Wujiang, who was sleeping in Yueyong's arms, "Just like that. Jiang concealed the truth and bore the charge on his own. Is this really the most appropriate course for Wujiang, Aru?"

"Uncle is not a samurai," Jiang Cheng replied casually, "I don't know what the stubborn samurai adults are thinking in their hearts. But...well, isn't it a good result? Just follow me. After the kid’s original wishes, the situation went on as the kid had hoped. For him, this is the most important point. So there is no need to ask about the reason. There are many things in the world, I know. It just adds unnecessary troubles."

"Does my uncle also have Aru? Things that I don't want to know but I know."

"No," Jiang Cheng replied casually, "I hate troublesome things and troubles the most."

"So..."

"Also, men still need to maintain a sense of mystery in order to be more popular." Jiang Cheng continued, "Like a certain person who is lazy all day long and has no enthusiasm and has no head. Natural curls of silver hair are the worst. You have to remember this kind of thing."

"But my uncle is also lazy and undressed all day long and has no motivation at all." Kagura said mercilessly.

"Kagura-chan, you didn't understand what I meant," Jiang Cheng shook his head, and then continued with a serious face: "The most important thing is the few words behind, his head is staring to death with the burned head all day long. Fish-eye silver hair with natural curls... and... bad."

"It feels like you are talking about silver sauce..." Kagura murmured silently.

"It turns out that even Kagura sauce feels that the silver jet lag is too bad." Jiang Cheng said with some emotion, "Ahahaha..."

"Hey!"

"Also be careful with bald people," Jiang Cheng added. "Shaking S and wearing human glasses must also avoid. If you run into these kinds of men, you will never be happy in your life."

"I included myself ruthlessly." Kagura murmured with a smile.

"After all, my uncle is a good man," Jiang Cheng smiled, then glanced at Wujiang, who buried his head in Yue Yong's arms. "And... that little girl over there, if you want to cry, Cry out. If you don't even dare to cry out loud when you want to cry, that kid will definitely feel that everything you have done is meaningless."

"Wujiang..." Kagura looked at Wujiang in disbelief.

"Thanks? Apology? No, that kid wants to see something like that," Jiang Cheng said lightly. "What he wants is to show up in front of him next time and swing towards him again. Your own weapon is fine. No matter you have nothing, or a short knife, it's all you own."

Wujiang did not reply, but the shaking of his shoulders gradually increased...

At this moment, Gin Shizuo's lazy voice came from the side.

"Yo, Kagura, we're here to save you." Gintoki, standing not far from the crowd, raised his hand and waved to Kagura.

"Yes, Kagura-chan, doesn't it matter?" Xin Ba Ha, who was standing next to Yin Shi, asked with a look of concern.

But after seeing the bulging stomachs of the two of them clearly, Kagura couldn't be moved.

"You two bastards, did you go out with me to eat delicious Aru?!" Kagura jumped off Jiang Cheng's back and rushed at the two with white eyes.

"How is it possible? Yinsang and I have been looking for you all day." Xin Ba Ha hurriedly waved his hand and replied with a dodging look in his eyes.

"Yes, you can't just frame other people," Yin Shi took the words, pretending to complain: "I and Xin Ba Hao had a hard day today."

"Don't lie!" After Kagura sniffed his little nose, he roared and kicked the two to the ground with white eyes. "Your two clothes are stained with the smell of the Xuxuyuan store, Aru! It's full! It all smells like grilled beef tenderloin and grilled beef tongue! Bastards! I left the two of me to go to that kind of high-end restaurant! Wash inside, wash inside, wash inside!"

"No! This is just the smell that sticks on when I went to Xuxuyuan to find you!" Yin Shi argued loudly.

"Yeah! Kagura sauce! It's just glued on when one store is looking for you!" Xin Ba Hao echoed.

"Ghost believes!!"

...

On the other side, the fourteen commanded a group of true selection team members to **** the renunciations to the police car one by one, and came to Zou Gou, lit a cigarette and took two puffs of nicotine before faintly opening his mouth. Asked: "How is it? Have you tested anything after so long? That man."

"Next time I go by myself, Earthwork," Sougo spread out his hand and said helplessly, "I feel that if the boss wanted to kill me, I would have died 800 times. That person...ah, I really don't want to admit that. The guy is a human being, and that kind of toughness is obviously beyond the common sense of biology. That kind of monster is not something we people or this country can deal with."

"Of course it's most appropriate for you to go, aren't you friends?" Fourteen said with a smile on his face.

"It's just that the relatives are more harmonious," Sougo replied, "As a human being. But I don't dare to test the other side of the boss easily, but then again, why does the earthwork have such a deep obsession with the boss? Is it loneliness? Do you want to join us and play together? If so, you can say it, as long as you say it well, you can also bring the shy you to the next party."

"No!" Fourteen retorted with a gaze, "It's the uncle! That uncle asked me to do it!"

"Uncle Songping? What does he want to do?"

"I don't know." Fourteen replied casually, "Probably I just want to seek cooperation or something. If you bring the guy who has an incredible deterrent to the upper shogunate to your own camp, the general's situation may be different. Something better..."

"If this is the case, you can persuade him to give up." Sougo stretched out his hand and replied, "The boss can't do such troublesome things."

"cut…"

...

Two weeks later, Sougo, who had been punished for 3,000 copies of remorse for fourteen in plain clothes, fell asleep on the table in the room.

Alongside Zou Wu is a casually dressed sacred mountain who is struggling to write at his desk.

"Speaking of, Captain, have you seen the little girl in the hexagonal house again after that?" Shenshan suddenly thought of it, and stopped writing and looked at Zou Gou aside.

"No, I haven't seen it before." Sougo took off his blindfold, yawned and then responded.

"Hey?! Could it be that she still misunderstood that the captain was her father-killer enemy?! Maybe she would still stare at you for your life again!"

"I heard that she was picked up by relatives in the country, and there shouldn't be any chance to meet again. She is really a kid who will cause trouble." Sougo replied somewhat helplessly.

"It would be great if she could live happily, happy enough to forget about the Captain. But speaking of it, Captain, your personality is so unforgettable!"

"I don't want to be said by you..."

As soon as Zou Wu's voice fell, a Kuwu Wu came straight at Zou Wu from the door, but the speed was... a little slow, and he looked like a novice.

Zou Wu didn't panic and stretched out **** to pinch Kunai, and took off the small piece of paper **** above.

"Enemy attack?! Inside Zhensengzu station?!" Shenshan instantly got up and rushed to the door.

"Ah, yes, enemy attack." After scanning the content on the paper~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Sougo folded the note and stuffed it into his arms casually, then smiled and said, "It's really troublesome. Well, I was caught up by a difficult enemy again."

"Where?! Where?!"

At this moment, Zongwu, who felt the phone vibrating in his arms, took out the phone, and took a look after lighting up the screen. It was a text message from Jiang Cheng.

"Half of the reward has already been credited to your account. Let's introduce a better girl next time. Then, one last reminder, after doing things that make you happy with that chrysanthemum mountain, remember to clean it up."

"Kamiyama, what did you tell the boss?" After taking back the phone, Zou Gou asked blankly.

"What? Of course, it was to show him our two very strong symbols of comradeship!" Kamiyama stood up and saluted and replied loudly: "The captain's sharp weapon left on the butt! Can prove it! The captain and I are a symbol of the relationship that we can safely hand over the back and the chrysanthemum to each other!"

"Wash inside——!!!"

(End of this article.)