May Be the Fake Gintama

"The so-called superpower is the ability to do things that ordinary people can't do."

"My name is Qi...Jiang Cheng, a superpower. Although I haven't said it, but the fact is like this, even if it is a new setting. It doesn't matter!"

"You can bend the spoon without touching it. If you want to win the prize, you will win the prize. It is a dreamlike life..."

"In short, because you can do things that ordinary people can't do, so... it's normal to suddenly become a cat."

"Meow! (A normal ghost!

In the small woods in front of an ordinary shrine, an orange-red cat is standing on its feet, holding its head with two paws, and shouting frantically in cat language, "Meow meow meow meow! (this time) It’s too late to add new settings! What is going on?! Why is it a cat?! Why is it a cat?!

"Well, I have already explained the new settings for you to the readers. I should go back." He was wearing a green school uniform for high school students, with pink hair and green lenses on his face. The teenager looked forward for some unknown reason. A very cute cat with a rare silky orange-red hair, Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said...No, he said through telepathy.

"Meow! (Wait! Brother! Jiang Cheng quickly raised his right paw, "Meow! Meow! (You must have a way! Help me! Are you guys like sextuplets?!) "

"It's too much trouble, but I'm very busy. Now that the anime and manga are over, I am not like an unpopular protagonist like you, who is active in various fandoms and has a huge popularity. Goodbye!"

After speaking, the pink-haired boy disappeared instantly.

"Meow——!!! (Hey——! Is the last sentence a mockery?! Is it a mockery! Are you underestimating me?! You bastard! Jiang Cheng roared, "Meow Woo!!! (Hey——!!!

...

[It's over, it's really over...] Jiang Cheng, who has become a cat, strolls through the streets of Kabukicho, and at the same time he thinks anxiously: [It's just going out to buy a game, why did he become a cat? Is it retribution? Is the cat's revenge? Was it the cat fairy who met wild cats begging for food and ignored me on the way to revenge? 】

[I know it was wrong! Really wrong! Jiang Cheng stopped, standing with his feet on his feet and scratching the wall of the house beside him, [Mao Xianren! I really know it was wrong! In the future, wild cats who are begging on the street will not ignore it! please! Changed me back! Such claws can't grasp the gamepad at all! ! 】

But at this moment, Jiang Cheng subconsciously got his whole body upright, unconsciously opened his eyes and turned his head back mechanically with cold sweat on his face.

I saw several men in uniform yellow gowns with pockets in their hands and white cloth belts with the words "Kabukicho Neikai" slung across their bodies, staring at them with a benevolent expression.

"...Hand over the **** Jin!!" Several cat caters said in unison.

Although there was still a 100% synchronization rate with this body, Jiang Cheng still tried his best... and fled, turning his head and ran away without any hesitation.

[What's the situation? ! 】While running, Jiang Cheng thought to himself, 【Why would the protagonist encounter such a supernatural event? ! Don't be kidding! What to do with this kind of body! The synchronization rate has just reached one percent! At least give me 2%! It's really difficult to walk on four legs! Give me a few more days to get used to it! ! 】

While thinking about it, Jiang Cheng had already fled into an alley, but only then did Jiang Cheng realize that the alley in front of him had been stopped by two cat men!

[Are you flanking? Jiang Cheng stopped and glanced at the smirking cat-senders who were chasing him in behind him, and he cut his heart.

"Oh, hand over the **** gold!!" Several cat-senders surrounded Jiang Cheng and waved their pocket nets involuntarily.

"Meow! (There is no way, it can only be done like this, although four feet are not proficient... Jiang Cheng stood up with two feet while the sharp nails in his two front paws leaked out. , "Meow! (But I'm so proficient in carving my two feet! Bastards!

While yelling, Jiang Cheng got up and jumped up and rushed towards the lower body of the two cat-sending men in front of him: "Meow?! (My golden fucking? What a joke!) Meow!! (That's right! It is you scum that is castrated!

What Jiang Cheng didn't know was that from the eaves on his head, the huge black-and-white hairy cat named Fangyi who had no ears was actually watching him all the time. I have been watching myself since I was strolling down the street.

Moreover, at the moment when he was stuck in the alley and seemed helpless, Fang Yi was about to jump down and rescue him. However, seeing Jiang Cheng standing on his feet and preparing to fight back, Fang Yi stopped.

Thanks to this, Fangyi enjoyed an absolutely appalling battle between humans and cats...

This mediocre alley far away from the crowd constantly made the screams of cat-sending people and the sounds of cats, and the sound of rumbling houses being smashed out of one hole after another.

The sound lasted not long, only about half a minute.

[Really, is it easy to deal with this uncle as a cat? Jiang Cheng sat on the ground, looked at the cats who had fainted, and thought while licking his paws, [a group of idiots. 】

But suddenly, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, and quickly stopped his movements, his paws in front of his face covered with sweat, "Meow! (What's the matter?! Why can't I help but lick my paws?! It's because" After such a period of time, has the synchronization rate with this body increased?! How can it be repaired!!

"Meow! (Yedou! Get out of here! It's you?! It's you! It's a linkage with your crew, right?! Absolutely, right?!

(Noliang: Japanese has the meaning of wild cat.)

But at this moment, Jiang Cheng's stomach suddenly groaned.

[Ah, I'm hungry...] Jiang Cheng thought helplessly, [There is no way, I can only find a way to fill my stomach first. If you go back to Yoshihara now, you will definitely not be recognized. Even if you are recognized, you will definitely be laughed at by the stinky woman. Forget it, let’s see if these people have food or money with them...]

While thinking about it, Jiang Cheng got up and slowly walked towards the cat-senders who were lying on the ground in a faint.

...

"Meow... (one, two, three...) Meow! (It's really lucky! The total is almost 100,000 yuan! Jiang Cheng searched everyone's wallets and took out all the money inside. Placed on the ground, "Meow! (Now it shouldn’t be a problem to eat today

"Hey, kid." A strong male cat sounded from behind Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng Xunsheng stood up and looked at the past, only to remind him that a large cat without ears was standing behind him.

"What's the matter? Are you hungry too?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, and then stretched out his paw and pushed the few coins in front of Fang Yi. "Take it, I've already sworn an oath to the cat fairy today. The wild cats who eat food will never ignore it again. You have a good day. Take these and buy some good cat food to eat. By the way, go to the pet store and take care of yourself. Look at your hair, it's almost knotted. Up."

"This kind of thing is of no use to wild cats." Fang Yi hummed and reminded him, "Are you new here?"

"It's useless?" Jiang Cheng sneered, then opened his mouth to lift the money from the ground, and waved his small paw, "Come with me, it's your lucky day to meet me today. You see, how much temptation money is for mankind, as long as it is for money, mankind will do everything."

After all, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked towards the alley step by step with cat steps.

"Wait..." Fang Yi wanted to stop, but Jiang Cheng had already stepped out of the alley.

Upon seeing this, Fang Yi could only quickly follow.

...

In a certain restaurant.

Jiang Cheng and Fangyi squatted face-to-face on a certain empty seat, and all the guests on the side were looking at the two people...but two cats in surprise.

While flipping the menu in front of him, Jiang Cheng asked without looking up, "What do you want to eat? Is there any restriction?"

"That...that..."

"Guest, have you ordered it already?" The waitress on the side with a friendly smile on her face, bending over and asking very kindly.

"Have you not chosen yet? Are you?" Jiang Cheng raised his head and closed the menu, looking at Fang Yi who was opposite with a weird look, "This is the first time you have come to eat in this place, right? Are you nervous?"

"No... I just..."

"I know, I know," Jiang Cheng shook his head and chuckled, "It's really a shy boy, no way, let me order for you this time."

After all, Jiang Cheng patted the menu with his paw and looked at the waiter sister who was aside, "Meow! (let's take one for all!

Immediately after ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Jiang Cheng pointed his paw to the money placed on the table beside him, and dipped his paw with the water in the cup, and wrote on the table: "One portion of all, less salt. "

"I see!" The young lady yelled in excitement, then turned and rushed towards the back kitchen.

"It's amazing! It's the first time I'm such a simple cat!" a female customer said in surprise, covering her mouth.

"Me too!" a male guest echoed, "This is the first time I have seen a cat who brought money to the restaurant to order a meal!"

"Can I keep this cat? Mom?" A little boy pointed to Jiang Cheng and looked at his mother.

"No, this kind of cat is not something we can afford." The young mother lowered her head and reprimanded in a low voice.

"So cute!" A girl stretched out her hand with excitement and touched Jiang Cheng's furry head.

"Meow! (What are you doing?! Stinky woman! Jiang Cheng hid aside in an instant, and yelled with blank eyes.