May Be the Fake Gintama

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Fang Yi looked at Jiang Cheng who was in front of him, and couldn't calm down for a long time.

[What kind of monster cat is this? ! ] Fang Yi said in his heart.

"Why don't you eat?" Jiang Cheng stopped his movements and looked at Fang Yi with a look of confusion, "Doesn't it suit your appetite? Do you want me to give you something else?"

"Ah, no need." Fang Yi quickly replied.

"Then eat it quickly. You can open your belly and eat something special today. You don't need to be polite to me." Jiang Cheng said politely, "I will take you to the pet shop to fix your hair in a while."

"No, no, I'm not used to eating in this kind of place. Goodbye." Fang said, turning around and leaving.

"Wait," Jiang Cheng said coldly on the side of his tone for an instant, "Is that the attitude that others kindly invite you to dinner? Leave it to me to eat obediently, or else... kill you..."

Fang Yi, who was scared to a halt by Jiang Cheng's aura, turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng with sweat, [This...Where is this kid from the monster? ! what happened? Such momentum! 】

"Hey, don't fiddle with it, sit down and eat quickly." Jiang Cheng reminded again, "I took an oath. Do you want me to break my oath after taking the oath?"

After listening, even though he was reluctant, Fangyi could only sit down honestly and ate without a bite.

...

"Welcome to visit next time!" The waiter opened the door and bent down, and kindly shouted at Jiang Cheng and Fangyi, who walked out the door one after another on the catwalk.

"I'm full," Jiang Cheng let out a comfortable cry, "Let's go, take you to the next place."

"That one…"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng stopped and glanced at Fang Yi behind him, "Don't you want it?"

"No...no no, I just feel a little embarrassed to make you so expensive." Fang Yi quickly replied.

"It's okay, it's not my own money anyway," Jiang Cheng said indifferently, "and it just so happens that I also want to take a bath, and I haven't taken a good bath for my body. Let's go."

...

Inside a pet shop in Edo.

Jiang Cheng and Fang Yi are enjoying a cute girl's scrubbing service.

"Yeah~ I don't think I need to wash myself after I become a cat~" Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and sighed, but then suddenly he felt something. He hid his **** and stepped aside, staring blankly at the little girl in front of him. He called out: "Meow!! (Where are you touching?! I can wash it myself!

"Manager, this cat doesn't seem to like being touched on private parts." The little girl said to the other young girl who was cleaning Fangyi.

"After all, it is this kind of rare cat that can bring money to the pet shop. Some cleanliness is normal." The girl who was called the store manager replied without looking up.

"Ah, this way," the little girl turned her head back and looked at Jiang Cheng with a smile, "Sorry, Kitty-chan, I'll be careful not to touch it there. Give me another chance."

"Meow...(It's pretty much the same, pay attention to it, not all cats like to be touched in that kind of place. Jiang Cheng stepped forward again and enjoyed the little girl's rubbing service again. .

...

"Welcome to come next time~" The two girls stood outside the door, bent over and sent off very kindly to Jiang Cheng and Fangyi, whose hair was gleaming in the sun after taking a shower.

"How is it? Not bad, right?" Jiang Cheng sniffed his body, "has become fragrant."

"That...I..." Fang Yi stopped and smiled awkwardly.

"I see. If you want to go, let's go." Jiang Cheng stopped and shook his head gently, and said without looking back, "But if you have any difficulties next time, you can go to Yoshihara to find me, where is mine. Site."

"There are stray cats in Yoshihara too?!" Fangyi said in surprise.

"Of course," Jiang Cheng said naturally, and then raised his paw and waved it, "Goodbye, after eating and washing, it's time to go back and do something happy."

[Happy things? ! ] Fang, the whole cat is not good, [What happy things can I do in Yoshiwara? ! Isn't it... Is there any shop in Yoshihara that specializes in cats? ! 】

"Would you like to go together?" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, turned his head and asked, "It seems you haven't done such happy things for a long time, right?"

"Wait...wait! Could it be that kind of happy thing you were referring to!!" Fang Yi shouted in horror.

Jiang Cheng smiled, "Yes, I am very happy to "fight"~"

"You guy is really amazing..."

...

It was late at night, Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng's room.

Two cats jumped in from the window one after another.

"Here is..." Fang, who was following Jiang Cheng, glanced at the layout of the room, and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was standing on two legs and walking towards the refrigerator in the corner with some confusion.

"My... the room of one of my acquaintances." Jiang Cheng, who came to the refrigerator and opened the door of the refrigerator skillfully, answered without looking back, "What can I drink? Can Coke?"

"But...Coke?!" Fang Yi stopped quickly, "No! Coke is not good! Coke is bad for cats' health!"

Jiang Cheng grabbed a can of Coke and a can of Oolong tea with his claws. "If you don't drink it, drink Oolong tea. There are only these two types. Although I really want to invite you to drink some wine, all the wine I secretly hidden before has been discovered. ."

"Aren't you a cat?! Can cats drink alcohol?!"

"Do you want to be so surprised?" Jiang Cheng opened the coke can with his paws three times and five times, then lowered his head and licked it. "What's wrong with the cat? Can the cat not drink? Don't just say something without trying. Something is bad! Write it down to me!"

"Um... I should be your predecessor when it comes to being a cat, right?" Fang Yi vomited a little speechlessly.

"Then you, senior, really failed," Jiang Cheng responded casually, and then walked towards the computer in the living room, "Next I will do something very happy. If you don't want to do it, just take a look. TV or anything is fine."

"Is it here?!"

"Ah, this is it," Jiang Cheng nodded, jumped to the table, turned on the computer with his cat's paw, and squatted down in front of the gamepad. "My happiest thing is about to begin."

"Does the thing that refers to happiness turn out to be the game?!" Fang Yi cried out in a sort of collapse.

"Yes." Jiang Cheng nodded, and then muttered to himself in a low voice: "I just don't know if this kind of claw will be used as usual, but there should be no problem. Just treat it as playing with two fingers. My son is ready."

"Cut, I'm looking forward to it." Fang Yi sipped quietly without turning his face.

"What did you say?" Jiang Cheng looked at Fang Yi suspiciously, "Did you say anything just now? Do you want to play? Two-player mode is also available."

"No, no, I'm going back." Fang turned around and jumped on the window sill, then thought: [I thought this monster cat could be used, but... it really didn't work. 】

"So...then, bye." Jiang Cheng replied without looking back.

"By the way, your name?"

"Jiang s... No, Jiang will be fine." Jiang Cheng replied, "How about you? My first cat acquaintance."

"Fang Yi." After saying that, Fang Yi turned his head and jumped straight down.

...

Yue Yong should never forget the scene she saw when she opened the door of Jiang Cheng's room. The orange-red cat had been sitting in front of the computer, and her two front paws were continuously controlling the gamepad.

"Meow (oh, it turned out to be Yueyue Jiang Cheng turned his head and glanced at the visitor, then he responded casually, then turned his head again and stared at the monitor tightly.

Suddenly, Jiang Cheng reacted, and quickly stopped the movement in his hand, turned and rushed towards the window.

【Oh no! After playing so hard, I forget the fact that I am a cat now! 】Jiang Cheng thought as he ran, 【It’s okay not to be recognized, but if he is recognized, he will be laughed at by this stinky woman for a lifetime! ! 】

Jiang Cheng jumped up, jumped onto the window sill, then jumped down, and quickly disappeared into the crowd.

The only thing left in the room was Yueyong who hadn't reacted to the spot.

After a long time, Yueyong gradually recovered, and muttered in disbelief: "The cat now... is really amazing..."

"No, no," Yue Yong, who suddenly thought of something, shook his head quickly, "Isn't it time to talk about this, where did that idiot OTAKU go? He is not coming back now..."

"Assemble!" Yue Yong closed the door again and shouted in the corridor.

As soon as the voice fell, dozens of young ladies from Baihua appeared in front of Yue Yong.

"Is there any news?" Yue Yong asked.

"Chief, according to our investigation, Jiang Cheng Sama finally disappeared here," a Baihua lady took out a map and pointed to the circled location, "in front of this temple in Kabukicho."

"Okay~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I see." Yueyong took the map, "The third squadron and the fourth squadron will stay in charge of Yoshihara's patrol, and the rest will follow me."

"Hi!" ×n

But this search is destined to be fruitless...

...

The next day, Jiang Cheng woke up from under the floor of the shrine and yawned greatly.

[Ah, it really doesn't work,] Jiang Cheng was licking his paws while washing his face with his paws. He said helplessly: [Don't say he has recovered, the synchronization rate has risen to an incredible level. I thought I could find any clues here, really, it's useless at all, so Hoshi must be very happy, right? After all, I like cats so much. It should be said that he is the only one who is very happy, hey...]

[What are we going to do next with this work? Has it become a work of another subject? 】

Just when Jiang Cheng was thinking about it, the corner of his eye suddenly discovered something, that was...Yoshiichi squatting in front of the shrine!