May Be the Fake Gintama

"Finally, I woke up, Jiang." Fang said this, then turned and left. "Go, there is another very interesting guy. Come and meet me for a while."

"Hey, wait a minute, why are you so familiar?" Jiang Cheng walked out from under the floor while vomiting speechlessly, "I never said that I wanted to be your companion! Even if this work becomes "Maybe this Cat Soul" I won't become your partner either!"

"Don't be long-winded, hurry up and follow me." Fang Yi replied a little impatiently without looking back.

Jiang Cheng took a bit of disdain. Although he was a little reluctant, he finally followed. "Actually, anyway, I am also the protagonist. Although I am now like this, I can't change it. In fact, what do you want to do? I'm completely clear, I want to be a supporting role, right? Be an important supporting role, right? If yes, give me more respect, maybe you can give you the status of the second male. Although there is no pay..."

As he said, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something and stopped to look at a group of wild cats in the bushes who were secretly looking at him and Fang Yi. At the same time, Jiang Cheng also noticed the eyes of those wild cats looking at Fang Yi. Here, there is both fear and... resentment.

"Those wild cats, why are you so afraid of you?" Jiang Cheng started again while asking casually.

"Have you never heard of me? Wild Elvis in Kabukicho. That's me." Yoshiichi said as he walked.

"Is the world of cats divided into upper and lower levels?!" Jiang Cheng was surprised, "I thought it was only divided into males and females! That's great! So, is there a Hualiu Street in the world of cats? Is there a tavern? Is there a game hall? !"

"There is no such thing!" Fang Yi couldn't help but vomit, "What is going on with your head? Why do you care about that kind of thing?!"

"After all, you may be living with this body from now on, so it's better to ask about this kind of thing in advance." Jiang Cheng replied, "Of course it doesn't matter if you don't have it! If you don't have it, just create it. Everything in the world has gone through the process of starting from nothing! Don’t give up! Fangyi! Ears will grow from nothing!"

"Why did the topic go wrong to my ears?!" Fang Yi spit out frantically, "and you said how to grow back again! It's impossible!"

"Don't worry, your **** gold has grown again! Give yourself a little confidence! Fang Yi!"

"My gold **** hangs well under my crotch!"

"Let me just say, it will grow back, I didn't expect it to be so fast." Jiang Cheng said with a chuckle.

"I've never lost it!" Fang Yi exclaimed with a blank eye.

"Then, your stick will grow again, don't worry."

"I haven't lost that either!"

After listening, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and showed a look of sympathy, "I know, since Jin his mother and the stick have not been lost, then you must have lost that! But don't give up! You can definitely do it again. [Stand up] Get up!"

"Do you only think about that?!" Fang Yi roared with a blank stare, "I haven't lost anything at all! Whether it's Jin his mother, stick, or that kind of ability, none Lost!"

"That...is it early..."

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was kicked one by one by the angry Fang.

"Shut up for me!"

…

At the same time, in the Denshi Tavern, Xin Ba Ha and Kagura sat at the front desk, regretting the failed commission in the morning.

"Speaking of which, where did Yinsang go?" Xin Ba Haw said with some distress.

"It must be where he made his silver **** gold **** Aru." Kagura replied casually.

"Are you still chasing that cat?" After a while with a cigarette in his hand, he asked Xiang Xin Ba Hao.

"I can't catch even a cat. It's a waste of wood that is worse than a plastic bottle." Catherine, who was also standing on the counter holding a bottle of oolong tea that hadn't finished drinking, spread out her hands and laughed.

"what did you say?!"

After listening, Kagura burst into blue veins in an instant, and after a curse, he stepped on the counter and snatched the plastic bottle in Catherine's hand, holding Catherine's head in one hand, and holding the drink bottle in the other hand and repeatedly tapping hard. On Catherine's head.

"Shall I tell you what is the use of plastic bottles?! Thief cat!" Kagura cursed with blank eyes as he knocked.

"The usage is wrong!" Catherine hurriedly shouted, who was knocked by Kagura's nosebleed and couldn't stop.

"By the way, there are too many evil cats on this street." Xin Ba Hao, who ignored the noise of the two, said with some emotion, "The number has also increased recently. Pets have been scratched, parrots have been eaten, and fish have been stolen. Yes, and the most outrageous thing. Yesterday someone was robbed by a cat, and then the people on this street said that the wild cats should not be left alone..."

"Legation?" asked tentatively.

"Yes," Shinyachi nodded and replied, "They want to catch the wild cat in Kabukicho for ligation. But only with Yoshiichi, the people on this street are helpless."

"Really," Mother-in-law Dengshi spit out a second-hand smoke, and continued with some disdain, "It is because the owner casually abandons the cat to become a wild cat. It is better to remove the human golden damn, and the world may become It might be better."

"Is it okay to wait for me to use this human inter-stock plan at least once?" Xin Ba Hao couldn't help but complain, and then showed a touch of worry on his face, and then said: "Moreover, you can't really leave it alone. The wild elvis Wang Yoshiichi, who is at the apex of Kabukicho’s cat colony, is rumored to be fierce and cunning. He has bitten large dogs and severely injured children."

"Have you seen it with your own eyes?" Dengshi asked.

"No, I'm only convinced when I saw that guy's movements today." Xin Ba Hao replied with a serious face, holding up his hands.

"Is that so..." replied casually, "I don't think that guy is as bad as everyone said."

As soon as Dengshi's voice fell, the store door was suddenly opened, and Yueyong's voice came in at the same time.

"Excuse me, did Jiang Cheng be here yesterday with today?" Yue Yong lightly pinched the cigarette stick and stepped into the Dengshi shop.

"No, no." Deng Shi shook his head.

"Is Jiang Chengsang missing too?" Xin Ba Ha looked at Yue Yong with a puzzled look.

"Ah, since I went out during the day yesterday and haven't gone back now." Yueyong faintly responded, and then took out a map from his arms, "Yesterday's investigation, the last place that appeared was in front of this shrine, and after that Never appeared again."

"Hey?! Is it that shrine too?!" Shinba Haw said in surprise, "Ginsan also disappeared from that shrine this morning!"

Elizabeth, who did not know when to arrive, stepped into the gate while holding up her sign: "Yesterday morning, Katsura also disappeared in front of this shrine, and all the clues after that were broken."

"Hey?! Is even Guisang missing?!" Xin Ba Haw was surprised, but then he thought of something, waved his hand and said with a smile, "It should be all right, maybe it's just three people in some place. The old friend meeting held in the tavern was just drunk, after all, those three people."

"Indeed, if the three people are together, there is no other possibility besides this possibility." Granny Dengshi nodded and said.

"And those three people will not encounter any danger when they are together." Xin Ba Haw smiled and took the conversation, "I always feel a little relieved."

"But..." Yue Yong suddenly thought of the cat in Jiang Cheng's room last night, frowning and whispering, "Or maybe..."

"Huh? What's wrong? Miss Yueyong?" Xin Ba Haw asked suspiciously.

"No, it's okay. Since the three are together, there is no problem." Yue Yong shook his head, then turned around and raised his hand to say hello, "Goodbye."

Seeing Yueyong's departure, Xinba Haw was a little unsure.

…

On the other side, Jiang Cheng and Fang Yi were standing on the window sill in the alley where Jiang Cheng was fighting cats and people yesterday, looking at the same white-haired cat whose fur was being blown up by the same cat-supperman.

"Hand over Jin's mother!" After a cat catcher shouted, he rushed towards the white cat with a net.

But at this moment, Fang jumped off in an instant, stepped on the cat-sender's sword and threw him to the ground.

"Yes... It's Fangyi!" The remaining cat catchers looked at Fangyi who suddenly appeared and shouted in panic.

"Meow (Hey, didn't you remember that time yesterday? Jiang Cheng's voice rang from behind the remaining cat catchers, "Meow. (It doesn't matter, as long as you have enough money, you can

"It's the cat yesterday!" A cat catcher turned to look at Jiang Cheng, "The cat that ransacked us!"

At this time, the white-haired cat has not yet figured out the situation.

"Meow! (Bingo! That's right! But there is no reward here! After yelling, Jiang Cheng directly pounced on several cat catchers.

…

"One, two, three..." Jiang Cheng, who was squatting on the ground, counted today's harvest. "Is it only a little bit more than 50,000 today? A bunch of poor ghosts. Cut!"

Seeing the cat catchers who fell on the ground into a coma, when the white-haired cat was silver, his face was full of black lines and the corners of his mouth twitched and said, "Is it too proficient? What does a cat do for money? No way!"

Jiang Cheng hummed and said, "It's another stupid cat who doesn't know anything, UU reading www.uukanshu.com Fangyi, as a senior, please teach and teach this stupid cat who knows nothing."

"Asshole! What did you say?!" Yin Shi instantly exploded and cursed with blank eyes.

"Wait, it's not the time to talk about that kind of thing, so you scolded me just now, right?"

Fang Yi glanced at Jiang Cheng contemptuously, then looked at Yin Shi again and said, "Boy, come with me..."

"Hey? Don't you go to the pet shop for a soft massage today?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, "I like the strength of that young lady."

Fang Yi did not answer, but turned and walked towards the alley on the other side.

Yin Shi turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng and then at Fang Yi on the other side, and finally chose to trot to keep up with Fang Yi...

"So these cats are not cute at all~" Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed.