May Be the Fake Gintama

"Ah, accidentally..."

"Aren't you careful!" Yin Shi pointed to the pile of trash that is still constantly drawing flies next to the small grave, and shouted angrily: "Talking about the trash over there. Did you throw them away when you were passing by?! Did you use this place as a trash can?! Can you be kind of ethical? There is no idiot who treats the grave as a trash can in that world!"

"I don't want to be said by someone who urinates and urinates on the grave!" Jiang Chengbai retorted angrily, "You are even more excessive!"

As soon as Jiang Cheng's voice fell, he suddenly heard the sound of "Suo Shuo" from the grass behind him. Following the sound, Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi and Gui turned their heads and looked over.

Immediately afterwards, Kondo choked.

"Why did it become like this?! It doesn't matter if it is Miss A Miao, XIV, or Zong Wu-noticed me!!"

Looking at Kondo's body lying on the grassy clearing behind him and crying while beating on the ground, Gin Shimo immediately spit with white eyes and spit out loudly: "Why is it a gorilla?!"

"No, this should be his body, right?" Jiang Cheng said with one hand on his chest, one paw supporting his chin and slowly analyzing.

"Indeed," Yin Shi nodded his head, and said with a serious expression: "He just restored his body."

"Kondo, are you also cursed?" Gui asked aloud.

"What?!" Kondo turned his head for an instant, crying with tears and ecstasy: "You know it's me?! And that voice, is it... great! Finally there is a companion! Even Katsura doesn't matter. Up!"

As he said, Kondo wiped his tears, and proceeded to analyze himself: "That's it, that's it, it turns out that you were also bitten by the fascinated gorilla..."

"No!" Gin Shibai defended his eyes loudly, "Only you have been involved in the Spider-Man-like incident!"

"Well, Yin Shi is responsible for the sauce, and the wig is responsible for making the fire." Jiang Cheng did not know where he took out a piece of rope, and looked at Kondo with a kind expression. "As for this orangutan, let me take care of it. Today's lunch. I decided it was charcoal grilled gorilla."

"No way, I just happen to be hungry," Yin Shi turned around directly, "Although he is someone he knows, but since he has become an orangutan, he can't be regarded as a human. Don't worry, I will find a way to get the bacon sauce. What flavour do you like? How about Orleans?"

"Jiang Cheng, my side is ready." Gui, who was squatting by the bonfire, turned his head and shouted to Jiang Cheng, "The boiling water will be ready soon."

"Ah, I'm almost here too," Jiang Cheng replied, holding a piece of rope and stepping on the Kondo who was **** by his five-flowered flower. "Next, scald the hair with boiling water and wipe it with the sauce, and you can directly bake it. ."

"The sauce is back." Came over with two large bags of silver of Orleans marinade in his mouth.

"You guys are too fast too!" Kondo yelled frantically, "Is it too tacit?! Stop! You can't eat the meat of orangutans! You can't eat the meat of orangutans and cats. Yeah! Release me quickly!"

"Loose your head!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "I'm just a foolish orangutan with no effect at all! Why don't you just roast you!"

"Don't...!!!" Kondo yelled while struggling, "It's the first time this is--Ah! Don't--!"

"It's disgusting! Bastard!" Jiang Cheng kicked his feet hard, "What can I do if someone else hears it?!"

...

A little farce ended, four people...no, it should be three cats and one orangutan sitting in a group, and began to analyze the current situation.

"...After all, the owner here is a good person, maybe even the wild gorilla was buried here." Gui analyzed.

"What is a wild gorilla? I have never heard of it!" Yin Shibai spit out, then stood up, holding his head in two paws and cried out frantically, "What should I do? How can I restore it to the original state? Ah?! What's more, it's so hard to die, but the three of you who are useless fools!"

"Who is an idiot?! How can you fix it!" Jiang Cheng stood up and kicked the silver time to a tree, "You have just picked up that most useless white-haired idiot cat!"

Seeing the silver on the tree trunk with his entire head kicked, Gui turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng, "Your power seems to be the same as when a human was."

"No, it's only 3% of the human form at most," Jiang Cheng shook his head, supporting his chin and slowly analyzed: "I thought it was because the synchronization rate did not reach 100%, so the strength did not recover. But it doesn't seem to be right now. It should be that the physical ability is also limited by the cat's body."

"That's it." Gui nodded.

"It's amazing to be able to turn over several adults in an instant!" When he pulled out his head from the trunk of the tree, he turned around and exclaimed angrily: "That world has never seen a cat that could rob humans, right? !"

"Asshole! Had it not been for me at that time, now you have changed from "silver" to "gen"! "Jiang Cheng exclaimed, "Can't you just be grateful?" ! Becoming a cat is also an ugly cat with natural curls! "

"Huh?!" Yin Shi was upset for an instant, and a big red # character appeared on his forehead. He stepped forward and stood in front of Jiang Cheng, gritted his teeth and said, "You did it on purpose? Explain in advance. Oh, after becoming a cat, it is not the same as when a human was. The natural curly cat is more popular! Remember it for me!"

"Cut!" Jiang Cheng cut his face with disdain, then turned his head again, and continued with a disdainful face: "It looks like the hair that has never been taken care of by a pet shop is blown up and dirty. Ugly cats, who would like it? Please stay away from me. I don’t want to be infected by you. "Even if I become a cat, I can’t escape the natural virus."

"Smelly boy, do you want to be killed by me now?" Yinshi gritted his teeth more and more, "Is it amazing to have a soft coat? Do you want to die?"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng replied with a look of disdain, "Does it depend on you "ugly cat"? ! "

"Calm down, you two," Gui stepped forward to separate the two...no...two cats, "it doesn't matter that kind of thing, the most important thing now is to restore the body to its original state."

"How could it be indifferent!" Yin Shibai roared with eyes open, and at the same time kicked Gui's stomach heavily, "This **** said to me the most unbearable thing!"

Gui clutched his stomach instantly, groaned in pain and spit out a mouthful of blood.

"This **** still refuses to accept reality now!" While shouting, Jiang Cheng swung his paw on Gui's chin and beat him to the sky, "A person of this age still refuses to accept reality! I am! It's so hot looking at it!"

Gui, who was constantly twitching on the ground, said weakly, "Say... it doesn't matter to me? Why did it beat me?"

...

"Anyway," Gui, who sat down once again, held his paw and analyzed, "you will suffer retribution only because you have defiled the tomb. You only need to restore the tomb...ah! Restore the tomb to...ah, it hurts! Restore the tomb to its original...it hurts. !"

Gui stood up and looked at Jiang Cheng and Yinshi, who were sitting on both sides of him but still punching each other constantly, and cursed with blank eyes: "Can you two stinky boys be more modest! Why do you always get hurt by mistake? To me?! Do you want to be killed by my Tianzhu? You two bastards!"

"Oh!" ×2

Only then did Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi stop their movements, and at the same time they took their hands and spit out disdainfully.

Gui, who was vomited on his face by two cats and one cat, fell silent for a few seconds before directly rushing towards Jiang Cheng and Yinshi, and at the same time shouted with a blank eye: "Go to death for me! You two!"

"Calm down! Calm down!" Kondo quickly reached out and grabbed Gui's two front legs, "Don't fight at this time! We have more important things to do! Finding a way to recover is the most important thing! "

"The two stinky boys are definitely on purpose!" Gui scolded while struggling, "Let go of me! I will definitely slaughter both of them today! Ah...it smells! Their saliva smells so bad! Cat... It's just the smell of Uncle Cat!"

"Who is Uncle Cat?!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi both stood up and cursed with blank eyes.

"Hurry up and stop!!" Kondo cried out with some collapse.

"You smell so bad too!" Guibie said with a pained expression on his face, "A bad breath of an uncle orangutan! Stay away from me! Please!"

"Who is the uncle orangutan?!" Kondo yelled, eyes spitting wildly.

A melee began...

...

Three cats and a gorilla who had just finished venting and became dirty all over sat down again.

Gui, who had not completely dried the blood under his nose, said, "Continue with the topic just now, because we will suffer retribution for contaminating the grave. As long as the grave is restored, our body may also be restored to its original state."

"Return to the original state?" One eye and half of the face were swollen, Yin Shi looked at Gui with an idiotic look~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and said angrily: "I want to put the **** back again. Go in the ass!"

"Anyway, first dig out the garbage thrown here and the buried stool first." Gui suggested.

"What a joke! That is a good thing you two did?!" Yin Shi pointed to Jiang Cheng and Gui cursed.

"Cut, just try it first," said Jiang Cheng, who was unscathed, raised his eyes and looked at Kondo, who was lying on the ground and had no good place in his body. "Hey, gorilla, go and clean up the **** by the grave over there. , By the way, even deal with these two stupid cats who are not as good as garbage."

"Do you still want to fight?!" Yin Shi scolded.

Kondo slowly got up, walked to the grave with a sway, leaned down and began to pick up the trash aggrievedly.

"Don't show that expression," Jiang Cheng seemed a little unbearable, and then said: "After the end, if you return to the original state, I will introduce you to the lovely female orangutan."