May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 Seeing that Kondo was so excited because of Jiang Cheng's words, Gintoki's face became blank...

　　 Three minutes later...

　　 Looking at the tomb where the **** had been cleaned up in front of him, Jiang Cheng looked at his unchanged body again, propped his chin and began to meditate.

　　 "Can't it work?" Jiang Cheng said slowly with a solemn face, "Can't it work after I clean it up?"

"Humph," Gui Hun laughed, and said naturally: "Of course, you should deal with the **** yourself. Like your perfunctory way of letting the orangutans handle it, the cats buried underneath feel it at all. Not your sincerity!"

　　 "No, I will **** on the grave and look for you in the whole world." Jiang Cheng vomited expressionlessly.

Ignoring Jiang Cheng's complaints, Gui got up and walked towards the small grave, then stopped in front of the grave and raised his right paw, "Let me watch it all! When I recover, I will definitely Come to feed you!"

　　 Looking at Gui, who was planing the small grave with his right paw one after another, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi turned their faces away with disgust at the same time and retched at the same time.

　　 "Oh, it's disgusting..." Gin Shiki said with a look of disgust.

　　 At this time, Gui, who was constantly digging a small mound, suddenly stopped his movements and looked at the small mound in front of him thoughtfully.

　　 After two seconds of silence, Gui, who had gotten something, suddenly turned around, bent his hind legs slightly and turned his **** towards the small mound. At the same time, closing his eyes, his whole body began to shake slightly because of the force.

　　 "Why are you pointing your **** to the grave?!" Yin Shibai yelled and cursed with eyes open.

"No...not good!" Gui reacted, holding his head in two paws and muttering to himself with cold sweat on his face: "The habit of cats made me careless... I didn't expect the synchronization rate with the cat to increase to this point. Meow~"

　　 "Meow, you are so big!" Jiang Cheng and Yinshi cursed at the same time, and at the same time they lifted their feet and kicked Gui to the ground.

　　 "It looks like catification is still going on, ahhhhhhhh~" Gui slowly analyzed after getting up.

　　 "Hey, don't say "meow" to me anymore," Gin Shiki reminded with an uncomfortable expression, "It's so irritating, not cute at all! "

"I really can't do anything with you, let me give it to me first!" Then, with the opening song of the 78-year Japanese Journey to the West that suddenly sounded, Kondo turned around and jumped and grabbed a big one. The branches of the tree, then turned to look at Jiang Cheng and the three of them and said, "Philippine bananas or Taiwan bananas, which one do you like? Decide before I come back!"

　　 After that, Kondo turned his head while the monkey screamed, moving the branches like a monkey on tree after tree and slowly disappearing into the depths of the forest.

　　 "That guy...looks like he has no hope of recovering..." Yin Shit spit out silently.

　　 "No, it looks more like he has returned to his original state." Jiang Cheng answered silently.

　　……

　　 The next morning.

　　 In the open space in front of the shrine, an old lady wearing glasses and a kind face, that is, the true owner of the shrine, squatted on the ground, looking at the wild cats eating in front of her with a kind face.

　　 "Come here, cats, all have to be full~" The old lady said, looking at the wild cats who were eating around a few plates with their heads down.

　　 As soon as the old lady's voice fell, all the wild cats who had just eaten the cat food on the plate began to yawn and became lethargic.

　　 "What's wrong? Are you sleepy? Then go to sleep..." the old lady said softly.

　　 Then one after another wild cats lay down on the ground one after another, closing their eyes comfortably and falling into a drowsiness.

　　 Until the last cat fell asleep, the voice of a strange man came from the front of the shrine.

　　 "Oh, thank you so much for your help. As expected, someone who can get close to them."

　　 The male members of the Kabukicho Neikai holding the box in their arms slowly walked over, and the man with a moustache on his face who walked at the head of the row said to the old lady with some emotion.

"Although it feels very pitiful, but this is to make them live safely." The old lady stood up and said with a smile, and then looked down at the one who was carefully packing the cats into the trait box. The members of the local council carefully reminded them: "Please treat them gently."

　　 "No problem, they will be released immediately after the ligation." The mustache said with a smile.

　　 The three cats and one gorilla hiding under the floor of the shrine saw the whole process in their eyes.

　　 "Even the landlords have colluded with them, and they actually drugged the food..." As he said, Gui grabbed his paw, and showed a look of resentment at the same time, "Human beings are really shameless creatures!"

　　 "You are also human," Yin Shi reminded him expressionlessly.

　　 "I don't believe in humans anymore!" Kondo, who was so big that he could only lie on the ground, lowered his head and said angrily, "Humans all over the world are watching our bananas!"

　　 As he said, Kondo raised his head and cried out loudly: "We have to buy all human bananas before we are killed!"

"No one is watching your dirty banana!" Gintoki Shiro said loudly, and then looked again at the members of the town hall who had put all the cats in the box and were bidding farewell to the owner of the shrine. , Took a sip and then said, "Really, TAMA who collects cats, are they planning to summon Shenlong?"

　　 As for Jiang Cheng, who has been thoughtful since just now, for some reason, Jiang Cheng always feels that there is something wrong with the guys in the Chouchai uniforms, which are different from the guys in the Chouchai uniforms that he has seen twice before.

Although the members of the previous two town halls looked fierce, but... always felt something was wrong. This time there seemed to be an indescribable meaning on the faces of these guys, not like fierce. It's more like some kind of insidious... trickery.

　　 "I haven't eaten anything for a whole day," Yin Shi shook his tail on the ground. "The tail looks like a sausage."

　　 While talking, Yin Shi raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng who was aside, "Hey, I didn't mean to go back and get some food last night... Hey? What are you thinking about?"

"No, nothing." Jiang Cheng shook his head, and then smirked. "About the incident yesterday, it doesn't work. I was discovered by Baihua just after I entered Yoshiwara. I finally got it from them. It escaped from the hand. Yesterday, Yueyue seemed to have ordered something to catch a cat in Yoshihara. What about you? Didn’t you say go back to the House of Everything and get some food?"

"Ah, I finally went in through the window and carefully escaped Dingchun, but when I opened the refrigerator, I was kicked out by your sleepwalking niece." Yin Shig said contemptuously, "Even in sleepwalking. Still shouting "This is my refrigerator!" Such words, your niece is really amazing. Night rabbit? No, I think she is a mad dog who only protects food, right? "

　　 "Ahaha..." Jiang Cheng turned away and smiled awkwardly.

　　 "Leave aside restoring to the original state, it seems the most urgent thing is to ensure food first~" Gui said.

　　 "Hey, didn't you tell me not to say meow?!" Yin Shi scolded.

　　 "Then how to ensure food?" Kondo continued.

　　 "Hey, there is no end?" Yin Shi said helplessly.

　　 "Then it depends on whether you are going to hunt mice, or you are going to beg for food from humans." Gui replied.

"What a joke!" Kondo yelled in dissatisfaction, and then hit the ground heavily with his fist. "How could a samurai do that kind of thing?! If you want me to do something inferior to domestic animals, it's better to let me directly Go to death!"

　　 "Yes, yes!" Jiang Cheng echoed, "I don't know how to do that kind of thing! Hiccup~"

　　 "Wait a minute," Yin Shi looked at Jiang Cheng contemptuously, "What happened to your last "hiccup~"? "

　　 "What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, and then as if he had suddenly thought of something, his expression was unbearable: "I see, you must be the last "meow"! Ah, I really can't stand it. I didn't expect that my cat became more and more serious. How can I fix it! Hiccup~"

"Don't think about fooling around! You guy!" Yin Shi stood up and stood on both feet while pointing at Jiang Chengbai and cursed, "I'm definitely going to eat alone! I just can't help but hiccup! I can't help it. Stay hiccups! A burp like coke and fried chicken! This is how I was since I was a child, every time I just wanted to eat alone, I always went secretly when I went to the little sister’s house next door to eat braised pork! You **** what!"

　　 "No, I haven't eaten anything." Jiang Cheng replied without turning his face.

　　 "Wipe off the oil stains on the corners of your mouth before you say this, bastard!" With that, Yin Shi directly pounced on Jiang Cheng, "Wig, orangutan, let's get on together! Let this guy take out all the hidden food!"

　　 Kondo / Katsura: "Understand howl! / Meow!"

　　……

　　 Looking at the three French fries found from behind Jiang Cheng~www.wuxiaspot.com~Gin Shi, Katsura and Kondo were silent.

　　 "Eat, eat," Jiang Cheng stood up and patted his chest and said, "This is my last food, hurry up! I don't want to eat it myself! It is completely prepared for the three of you!"

　　 "Eat a ghost!" Yin Shi smashed the French fries in his hand to the ground. "If we eat our own fried chicken, we only have one fries per person?! And there is no ketchup!"

"There is no way. There is only a small amount of 50,000 yuan from yesterday," Jiang Cheng said with a shrug. "It is impossible for everyone to eat everything. In this case, the best way is to let One of them is full."

"The best way is to make us full, right!" Yin Shi spit wildly shouted, "How big is your own appetite, don't you have any points in your heart?! The little bit left is enough for us to eat. That's it!"

　　 "Sure enough..." Gui, who was chewing on the French fries, said vaguely, "It's not okay if the French fries don't stick to the ketchup."

　　 "No, I think it's okay," Kondo said as he ate, "the original French fries have a different flavor."

　　 "Did you really eat it yet?! If you two are too easy to be satisfied, right?" Gin Shiki yelled frantically.

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