May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "Yinshi, are you sure you don't want to eat this French fries?" Gui glanced at the French fries on the ground in front of Yinshi.

　　 "What do you want to do?" Gin Shiki said with a look of contempt, "Could it be that you are still going to eat?!"

　　 "Throwing away food at will like you is not a real samurai." Gui shook and sighed. At the same time, he stretched out his paw calmly and reached the last French fries.

"Wait! Katsura!" Kondo said suddenly, "There are rules in the Zhenseng group game, and the Zhenseng group members must not waste food! You must pick up and eat the French fries on the ground! Even if you violate the three The second rule is the same! Violators will apologize! So..."

　　 As he said, Kondo probed his hand to the French fries on the ground, "Leave this to me! Gui!"

　　 "How could there be such a rule!" Katsura cursed, and then Kondo fought for it.

　　 "It's there now!" Kondo retorted angrily, "Because it's the director, so just join now! What the director says is really selected for the team!"

　　 "Asshole! Don't want to succeed!!"

　　 Gintoki on the side looked at Kondo and Katsura who were fighting because of a French fries that fell on the ground. After a long silence, they silently complained: "These two guys... are they really going to change back?"

"Aren't you going to Yinshi?" Jiang Cheng on the side leaned his head against the wall and sat on the ground. A bedtime show before a nap after eating and drinking."

After listening, several red # characters appeared on Yin Shi's forehead for an instant, and his eyes were white and angrily: "Believe it or not, I will kill you now?! You idiot! Who would do that kind of thing like the two of them? Huh?! Don't be kidding! It's better to starve to death just to do that for a piece of French fries!"

　　 "Then wait to slowly starve to death."

　　 Before Yin Shi had finished speaking, Yoshiichi's voice came from behind, and at the same time there was a sound of something falling to the ground.

　　 When the three cats heard the sound, they turned their heads, and saw Fang Yi squatting on the open space behind them, and there was a dead mouse on the ground in front of Fang Yi.

　　 "Fang...Fangichi!"

　　 "That kind of boring self-esteem is of no use to those who seek to survive here." Fang Yi directly lowered his head and picked up the mouse on the ground, raising his head and chewing loudly.

　　 "Hey...wait..." Jiang Chenggang wanted to say something, but just now, Fangyi had swallowed the mouse.

"All that is needed here is the self-esteem needed to survive." Fang Yi hiccuped and stared at several people and said, after speaking, he spat out the tail of the mouse stuck in his teeth, "there is something to survive. Guts, come with me."

　　 After that, Fang turned around and left.

　　 "Wait!" Jiang Cheng stood up and raised his paw to stop him, "Before that, there is one very important thing I hope you can listen to for the time being."

　　 "Why? I was irritated by what I said just now, so you want to refute it? Cai...no, Cai cats." Fang Yi snorted coldly, then turned his head and stared coldly at Jiang Cheng and the others.

　　 "No, it's not that." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then pointed to the tail of the mouse on the ground and said, "Fang Yi, there are signs of mold and festering in "there" of the mouse you ate just now. "

　　 "Hey?" Fang's entire cat was stunned.

"Ah, indeed, you may not see clearly, but we did see it." Yin Shi nodded, then raised his front paw to point to the mosaic part between Kondo's thighs. "It feels even bigger than this orangutan. To be more serious, it feels like you have been infected with some serious virus. Very special kind of virus related to "there". "

　　 "Hey?" Fang Yi let out a cry again.

　　 "Indeed, I found it too." Gui nodded, "At that time I wanted to stop His Royal Highness Fangyi, but His Highness Fangyi was too fast."

　　 "It doesn't matter, are you?" Jiang Cheng took the conversation and said with some worry, "If you are infected with that virus, your stocks will also fester, Fang Yi!"

"It's so careless, really." Kondo shook his head, then pulled a handful of hair from one of his mosaic parts and handed it to Fangyi, "Come on, eat this, it's like this now. At that time, the only way to fight poison is to use poison."

　　 "You talked about this kind of thing earlier!" Fang Yi exclaimed loudly while clasping his throat with his paws while holding his throat.

"No, I stopped at that time," Jiang Cheng replied reluctantly, "but your speed was too fast, and you swallowed the "poisonous" mouse before anyone could finish talking. , But having said that, it seems that the mouse is not a good mouse, ah~"

　　"Σ_(??????"∠)vomit......"

　　Finally, after unremitting efforts, Fangyi vomited the rat that had been eaten before he was infected by the suspicious virus, and everything went well between the crotches! congratulations!

　　……

　　 In an alley, Jiang Cheng and other cats and Kondo Kazuo followed Yoshiichi and were walking slowly.

"Well, is my previous method really not good?" Jiang Cheng said as he walked, "but I personally feel it is very useful. Let the wig and the silver time go out as bait to lead humans into the alleys with no people. Let the orangutans and I grab their money, then swagger into the restaurant and order what you like. If you have the remaining money, you can go to the pet shop for grooming and maintenance."

"What's the matter with your head?" Yin Shig glanced at Jiang Cheng silently, "Why did you become a bandit after becoming a cat? Why did you become a robber after becoming a cat? By the way, you have all been pets. Is the shop out?!"

"Well," Jiang Cheng nodded, "I ran into Fangyi when I became a cat on the first day. As a courtesy to meet for the first time, he invited him to a meal and invited him to the pet shop to make the cute and gentle clerk young. My sister took a shower and combed her hair."

　　 "You...really amazing..." Yin Shi spit out silently.

　　 "For the kind of human beings who are malicious to us, isn't it good to do this?" Jiang Cheng said indifferently.

　　 "Yes! I agree!" Kondo echoed angrily: "For the hateful humans who covet our bananas, there is nothing wrong with this punishment! Is the pet shop lady really that gentle?!"

　　 "You only care about the clerk!" Yin Shibai scolded, "And I told you it! No one covets your dirty banana anymore!"

　　 "Jiang Cheng, what do you want to do with the bait?" Gui looked at Jiang Cheng and asked, "Also...is the clerk married?"

　　 "Do you want to go too?!" Gin Shiki said with a white eye, but then changed his tone and looked at Jiang Cheng, "Does hair care make curls smooth?"

　　 Jiang Cheng:...

"Don't do that kind of thing anymore, Jiang." Fangyi, who was walking in the front, stopped and said without looking back: "It may not matter to you a cat, but if that kind of event gets worse. More and more, when the whole street starts to talk, the ending will get worse and worse. At that time, the contradiction between the people on this street and the wild cats will become irreconcilable. If you continue, the wild cats may I can no longer survive on this street."

Jiang Cheng stopped in place, lowered his head and pondered quietly for a moment, and then suddenly thought of something, raised his head and nodded with a serious face and said, "Indeed, that kind of thing really can't be done, sorry, it was I think too narrowly."

　　 "It's good if you can understand." After saying this, Fang Yi got up again and walked forward.

"So, next time you do something like that, wouldn’t it be okay if you don’t show mercy?" Jiang Cheng continued on his own mind: "If you don’t leave a living mouth, the kind of thing that is robbed of money by a cat won’t happen. It’s going to spread out... Yo Xi, just do it! Silver time, wig, you make bait, I and the orangutan are lurking here!"

"No!" Fang Yi stopped again, turned his head and shouted frantically, "What is going on with your head?! Do you want to be a murderer?! Have you changed from robbery to murder and robbery? ?!"

　　 "Hey? Can't it?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "Isn't it the rule that the weak in the nature eat the strong?"

　　 "No!" Fangyi shouted.

"Suga, if it can't be done, they can only control the intensity so that they can forget the memory of this incident. At that level, there should be no problem." Jiang Cheng stood up and thought with his paw on his chin. Said, "Commonly known as "the plan to make the robbed him forget what happened", in short, "the plan to steal the heart"! "

"What kind of abbreviation is this!" Yin Shi stood up ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and kicked Jiang Cheng's buttocks, cursing angrily: "And how to control the intensity to make a person Just lost the memory of being robbed?!"

　　 "No, isn't this kind of thing quite common?" Jiang Cheng got up to explain, "In MenIn (the man in black)."

　　 "Oh!" Gui exclaimed, "The amnestics used by the agents look really good! Just simply press it to reset people's memories of seeing the universe!"

　　 "Now I'm going to Hollywood! You are here waiting for me!" Kondo volunteered.

　　 "What's wrong with the heads of the three of you?!" Yin Shizuku cried out frantically, holding his head, "Who...who will save the heads of the three of them!"

　　 "Ape, by the way, help me ask for an autograph with Tommy Lee Jones," Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and then said, "Remember to ask him to write "For Jiang Chengjun" under the signature. "

　　 "I want Will Smith's," Katsura said after receiving the words. "On the back of the signature, write "For fans Katsura Kotaro". By the way, if you can, please let him draw a love heart. This is a sincere request from a samurai, please! Kondo! "

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