May Be the Fake Gintama

"I see," Kondo nodded and said, then waved at the crowd and turned directly, but suddenly he thought of something, turned his head and asked: "Everything's room, bring you Chris Hemsworth. Is Si’s signature okay? As for Your Excellency Fangyi, can Tessa Thompson?

　　 "You can be tall!" Gin Shizuo cursed, "And I don't like the new work of The Man in Black at all! The only thing I like is the previous trilogy!"

　　 "Stop it!" Fang Yi couldn't help yelling, "That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore! The important thing is that I want you to see things next! Hurry up and follow up! Bastards!"

　　 At this time, Jiang Cheng and the others calmed down and silently followed Fangyi again.

　　 "Sure enough..." Jiang Cheng shook his head, and then sighed and looked at Fang Yi who was walking in front of him. "Fang Yi likes the new work, and I blame Yin Shi that you just said too much and made him angry."

"Yes, Yin Shi," Gui closed his eyes and replied, "No matter what you just said is too much. If you devalue the new work, it will make Fang Yidian angry. You must know that even that kind of **** Someone will like the same new work."

"No, you're the one who's the most excessive, right?" Yin Shi said with a speechless expression, "I just said it was shit, I just said it is a guy who likes shit. But then it really likes it. Is that kind of "dung-making"? Interest is really strange. "

　　 "In my opinion, there is no difference between the two of you..." Jiang Cheng said silently without expression.

　　 "But then again, is it really okay for us to wander around in this place?" Gin Shizuo asked in confusion, and then looked at Yoshiichi who was walking in the front again, "Where does he want to take us?"

　　 "Maybe we need to take us to a cat shop for a drink." Jiang Cheng said casually.

　　 "No more! There is no such kind of shop in the world of cats!" Yin Shibai spit out.

　　 "That may be to teach us how to hunt," Gui said.

　　 "Hey?" Gintoki let out a puzzled cry, and looked at Yoshiichi in front of him again, "Why did that guy do that? It's a violent guy who suddenly attacked us after we became cats."

　　 "No, I haven't experienced that kind of trial." Jiang Cheng reminded.

　　 "Shut up! Your cat!"

　　 "Who is the house cat?! Do you want to die?!"

　　 "Actually, I haven't experienced that kind of trial," Kondo said on the side, "It's strange."

　　 "It's weird that you are tall!" Yin Shizuo exclaimed, "You are not a cat but an ape!"

"Actually, I also accepted the baptism, but I was very confused," Gui continued, "I believe you two can see it too. At that time, His Highness Fangyi didn't feel serious. And newcomer. Basically all of the cats have received that baptism, but none of them have been seriously injured. They will stop when they see that the other party does not flinch and dares to face themselves."

　　 At this moment, a girl's exclamation suddenly came from below. At the same time, Jiang Cheng and others also noticed the scene below. At this time, a group of girls were talking about girls in the alley.

　　 "Look! The cats are walking in line!" a girl said, pointing to the four cats and one gorilla on the eaves of the alley.

　　 Fangyi, who was walking in the front of the crowd, jumped down first and landed firmly in front of the crowd of girls.

　　 "God, isn't this Yoshiichi?" Aliang, wearing a red checkered yukata, put his hands on his knees and leaned down to look at Yoshiichi. "Have you taken a good friend out to play?"

　　 Immediately afterwards, Aliang stretched out his hand, and at the same time Fangichi walked towards Aliang.

　　 "Aliang, do you know it?" a **** the side wondered.

　　 Alian, who was frosting and fragrant, replied: "It's a wild cat that often comes to the store to beg for food."

As he said, Aliang began to stroke Fangyi’s head, and Fangyi also showed a very enjoyable expression. He kept rubbing his head against Aliang’s hand and said something unique to cats only when they are comfortable. The sound of "grumbling" will be made.

　　 Looking at Yoshiichi who was surrounded by girls below, Yin Shih's whole cat was not good.

　　 "Then...what's the matter with that guy? Why is it so popular?" Yin Shi was surprised, "I'm just an uncle, he's so ugly!"

"Listen well," Fang Yi turned to look at Jiang Cheng and the cat. "Food is not something you can get by just finding someone. Young girls are a very good target. Not only do they like cute things, but they also have a lot of self-righteousness. Saying cute to animals is also cute. In addition, there are single young people who are afraid of loneliness, and the curious snot kid is also a good target. After discovering the target, in short, I must go to please her and be cute. Listen. The most important thing is behavior, and the goal is to be ugly and cute!"

　　 Looking at Fangyi who was lying on the ground enjoying a group of girls stroking his belly, Jiang Cheng said with contempt: "No, I think you just want to be touched by the girls? You old cat!"

Jiang Cheng has just finished talking here, Kondo on the side can't bear it anymore, and exclaimed a little excitedly: "Ugly cute?! Is there such a fantastic style in the animal world?! I do what I do! My real destination may be here!"

　　 As he said, Kondo turned around and started to pick up himself in a hurry. About two seconds later, Kondo, who had cleaned up, turned around.

"How is it? Ugly cute? Disgustingly cute?" Kondo wearing an ice cream truck uniform with a yellow bow tied on his head, pointing his cheeks with two index fingers, shaking his head to Jiang Cheng and the others. Tao.

"It's ugly and disgusting," Yin Shi replied silently, and then continued with a serious look: "Not at all! Your ugly element is too strong! The general practice will only make the situation worse! It will only make the situation worse! I'm bored!"

"What are you talking about?! Don't underestimate the gorilla!" Kondo retorted angrily: "Do you know the scientific name of the orangutan? It's the orangutan (;;)! It's the orangutan wherever it goes! Even the reincarnation is true. Orangutan! Save me—!"

　　(;;: the scientific name of the most common mountain gorilla,)

"Calm down! Orangutan orangutan!" Gui said, "We will only be destroyed one by one if we act alone! Do you know the Shimura Zoo? Just walking with a puppy is very popular. We use that orangutan and Cat version! "Guerilla warfare in Orangutan Village!""

　　 (Shimura Zoo (Dog Orangutan Adventure): A variety show in Japan, the content of the chimpanzee and the bulldog complete the tasks of human daily life together, the host Shimura Ken, etc.)

　　 "That's it!"

　　 "Then call Shimura Ken quickly!" Katsura continued.

　　 "I see! I'm going to Higashimura Mountain!" Kondo nodded and replied without thinking.

　　 (Higashimurayama: The hometown of the famous Japanese comedy artist Shimura Ken.)

　　 "Hey! It has nothing to do with Shimura, right?" Gin Shishi grumbled with his eyes.

　　 "Only when that funny Teishimura cries and laughs will it resonate with the audience!" Guiichi retorted solemnly.

　　 "That's just Shimura's tearing and **** fighting at all!"

　　Gin Shishi's voice just fell, suddenly Jiang Cheng's voice came from the side, "Oh, are you still here to discuss that kind of useless battle plan? Hiccup~"

　　 "Did you steal the food again?!" Looking at the oil stains on Jiang Cheng's mouth that hadn't been wiped clean, Yin Shi spit out and cursed, "Can't you bring us together?! Bastard!"

"But, I just saw you talk so vigorously, so I can't bear to interrupt." Jiang Cheng wiped his face a few times with his paws and then said, "But I can tell you my previous battle plan, thanks to that. I was very full just now. Hiccup~"

　　 "Hey, Jiang," Fang Yi hurriedly said, "No, they can't. Only guys like you can use that method! Their level..."

Seeing Fangyi's hesitant appearance, Yinshi inexplicably burst into an unnamed fire in his heart: "What's wrong with our level?! You can tell me clearly! Are the three of us inferior to it? ?!"

　　 "Yes! How can we not compare to it!" Kondo exclaimed dissatisfied.

　　 "Don't underestimate the samurai!" Gui shouted.

"Look? They look like that, even if you stop it, it's useless." Jiang Cheng said indifferently, "Well, I'll donate the items I just used to you for free. If you want to try it out, let's go. "

　　 After half a minute, Jiang Cheng looked at the two cats and a gorilla in front of him and said: "Yo Xi, it's okay! Go on!"

　　Gintoki, Katsura, and Kondo fell into a long silence looking at the small wooden sign hanging on their chest.

　　 says on the sign:

　　 "Service Item: Price"

　　 "Frosted chin: 1,000 yuan"

　　 "Touching the head: 2000 yuan"

　　 "Stroke the back: 3000 won"

　　 "Stroke the belly: 5000 yuan"

　　 "Disclaimer: The displayed prices are all one-minute prices~www.wuxiaspot.com~ If you reach five minutes, you can get a 20% discount! Finally, note that the private parts cannot be touched! Once touched, a fine of 300 million yuan!!"

　　 "Which black shop is this?!" Yin Shi frantically complained, "It's too expensive too! How could anyone come!"

　　 "No, I made a lot of money with this." Jiang Cheng retorted, "I just went to Xuxuyuan to eat. Hiccup~"

　　 "How did the wild cat get into that kind of high-end barbecue restaurant?!" Yin Shibai yelled with saliva, then turned to look at Katsura and Kondo, "You two..."

　　 Just when Yin Yang wanted to say something, he suddenly found that the two people were squatting on the side of the street, constantly greeting passersby.

"Hoho~ (Miss sister, let's play together? Kondo kept winking at the young girls one after another, "Hoho! (Today is a discount~ You can touch the whole body for as long as five hundred yuan. It's all over~

　　 "Meow~ (You can play with you for a long time when the new store opens for only 400 yuan~ Gui said, "Meow (you can touch the meat ball as you like~

　　 "The two of them...really hopeless..." Yin Shi murmured silently.

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