May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "You bastard! Why deliberately lower prices? This is malicious competition! Are you still a samurai like this!" Kondo exclaimed, "Believe it or not, I'll go to the Business Administration Office to complain to you!"

Gui sneered disdainfully, and replied: "It was originally two completely different businesses, because they are two different animals, cats and orangutans. To put it in a metaphor, they are like people [Beep——] and familiar [Beep——] 】’S custom shop is the same as the giant [Beep——]’s custom shop, so there is no such phenomenon as malicious competition."

　　 "That's it!" Kondo nodded, and then changed the price of the wooden sign on his chest to 300 yuan.

　　 "Asshole! You are the one who competes maliciously!" Gui Bai exasperated, then lowered his head angrily and changed the price on his wooden sign to 200 yuan.

"No, because you said that there is no malicious competition between the two stores." Kondo said of course, and then once again changed the price on the wooden sign on his chest to 100 yuan, "It's just that our store opened up. It's just bargain! New store opening will be like this!"

　　 "Asshole!" After turning away his face, Gui changed the price on the wooden sign on his chest to 50 yuan, "Our shop has even more discounts!"

　　 "You guy!!" Kondo clenched his fists, closed his eyes and showed a look of unbearableness, gritted his teeth, and then changed the price on the board to ten yuan with a big stroke.

　　 "This is completely malicious competition! You orangutan orangutan!" Gui stared wide-eyed and roared spittingly. Then he changed his price to five yuan with an unbearable expression.

　　 "Don't use a scientific name! Be careful I kill you!" Kondo scolded with a blank eye, and then changed his price to one yuan.

　　 "Hey——!! Does this price still make sense?!" Katsura cursed and rushed directly to Kondo.

Looking at the cats and the gorillas fighting on the street because of this kind of thing, Yin Shi on the side said with a blank expression: "You two will change it to free, and there will be no good people willing to touch you. , Stop it, please."

　　……

　　 After some tossing, a few cats and apes returned to the alley and sat down to discuss countermeasures.

"There is no way, I can only use guerrilla warfare in the Orangutan Village," Gui nodded and closed his eyes and said, "And I didn't think the method just like that was feasible from the beginning. The behavior just now is just to let you experience this more intuitively. One point. I'm serious, it's definitely not which method I think is feasible."

"I agree, it's better to use Apeshi Village guerrilla warfare. By the way, I was also just now," Kondo nodded and said, "The purpose of the behavior just now is actually the same as that of Katsura, just to prevent you from repeating the same mistakes. It is just for the sake of preventing you from repeating the same mistakes. It's not feasible to warn you that that method is not feasible!"

"You two...Don't talk anymore. I don't want to talk about it anymore." Yin Shi lowered his head and supported his forehead with his claws and silently complained, "Moreover, only fools like you will believe that that method is feasible. "

　　 "Then, let's go!" Kondo called out, who had put on blue overalls sometime, still holding three pet chains in his hands.

　　 The other end of the chain has been tightly locked to the collar of Jiang Cheng's cat’s neck.

　　 "Hey! It's too fast!" Jiang Cheng pointed at the rope and cursed, "And I didn't even say I want to be with you bastards!"

　　 "Shut up! If you look good, you must contribute your strength to the collective! This is teamwork!" Yin Shishi shouted.

"What's a joke! Who wants to work with you in a team?!" Jiang Cheng tugged the rope that was buckled on the collar in front of his neck and exclaimed, "I don't think I can care if you starve to death! Go to hell! Come on! Trash cats and trash gorillas!"

　　 "Asshole! Who is the trash cat/ trash orangutan!" Gintoki, Katsura, and Kondo shouted uncomfortably at the same time.

　　 "Thank you for changing me into a trash orangutan orangutan!" Kondo added another sentence himself.

　　 "Is that what you care about?!" Yin Shizuo exasperatedly, "The point is the word waste!"

　　 But at this moment, Jiang Cheng's back hair was directly erected, and at the same time he lifted Jiang Cheng by pinching Jiang Cheng's nape with one hand.

　　 "That's right, the leader, that's the cat you mentioned!" The lady Baihua who carried Jiang Cheng turned her head and looked at Yueyong, who was holding a cigarette stick in her chest behind her, and a group of Baihua members.

"Ah, let's go back," said, Yue Yong took a step forward and took Jiang Cheng from the Baihua member. As for the way to catch Jiang Cheng, it was the same as the Baihua sister. Qi Jiangcheng's nape was picked up casually.

　　 "But I didn't expect the leader to have a cat."

　　 "After all, the leader is also a girl."

　　 "But didn't the leader say that this cat has sneaked away several times?"

　　 "Because this cat is too naughty."

　　 "In this case, is it better to neuter the cat? After the neutering, the cat will be honest."

　　……

　　 Listening to the little sisters Baihua behind you, you say me, Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Yueyong mechanically, "Meow~"

　　 Yueyong just glanced at Jiang Cheng faintly, then turned around and said, "Go."

　　"Hi!"×n

"Meow! (You guys think about a way! Jiang Cheng yelled again, while struggling desperately, "Meow! (Help me! Please! I will work with your team! Yes! Let you live the kind of life where you can go to Xuxuyuan and be held in your arms by the little sister of the Daoupai shop assistant and feed your mouth!

　　 "Ignore him, Ignore him," Yin Shi silently turned his face away, "That kind of woman is not something we can handle. Just ignore him and let him go like this."

　　 "As expected of Jiang Cheng, he became a cat again soon." Gui also silently turned his face away, and at the same time stretched out his paw and waved, "Come on, we won't forget you! Comrade!"

"What?! The life of being hugged and fed by the cute little clerk of Oupai?!" Kondo was excited instantly, rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward, "Yoshihara's! Don't be afraid! I'll come to rescue me right away. !"

　　 But before Kondo took a step, dozens of swishes of Kunai stuck to the ground in front of Kondo, and forced it to stop.

　　 "Um, after thinking about it, I found out that I am dedicated to Miss A Miao!" Kondo sat down and silently turned his face away, "Yoshihara's, goodbye."

　　 "Meow! (I just said teamwork! Jiang Cheng shouted while struggling, "Meow!! (Why ignore me?!

　　 "Hey, any more trouble will really take you to ligation." Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng coldly and said faintly.

　　In an instant, Jiang Cheng became quiet.

　　 [This stinky woman! Jiang Cheng thought angrily, [No way! Must find a way to get rid of her! 】

　　 Suddenly, Jiang Cheng's spiritual light flashed, and he raised his head to look at the two high mountain peaks that blocked Yue Yong's face.

　　【Hmph, sorry! Jiang Cheng grinned in his heart, and then used all his strength to get up and jump, and his two paws rushed straight at the two peaks.

　　 After feeling the abnormality on his chest, Yue Yong stopped and looked at the cat buried in his chest, feeling an inexplicable shame for some reason.

　　 After a pause for about three seconds, the blushing Yue Yong lifted Jiang Cheng and threw it directly into the sky. At the same time, he cursed with blank eyes: "You silly cat!"

　　 Jiang Cheng, who was thrown heavily on the roof, screamed and stood up straight again, fleeing desperately to one side without any hesitation.

【Great! Escaped! 】Jiang Cheng is delighted.

　　 "Boss! The cat ran away again!" A Baihua lady reminded.

　　 "Ah, it's awful!" Yue Yong then reacted, "I was tricked by that stupid cat! Hurry up and chase it again!"

　　 "Hi! ×n"

　　 After a group of Baihua members responded at the same time, they swiftly chased in the direction where Jiang Cheng had fled.

　　 "Hey, you guys." Yueyong turned his head and looked at Gintoki, Katsura, and Kondo who were sitting in rows and showing an expression of "It's nothing to do with them."

　　 [What does this woman want to do? ! Yin Shi glanced at Gui on the side and entered the internal voice channel.

　　 [I don’t know, but is it possible that we want to give us food to thank our cat for playing with her for so long? ] Gui replied in the voice channel.

【Hey? ! Is it to thank me for taking care of her cat all day? ! Kondo replied with surprised eyes.

　　 "Take it," Yue Yong put down two buckets of...lubricant in front of two cats and a gorilla. "If you do that kind of business, there is nothing like this, so come on."

　　 After speaking, Yue Yong turned around and left.

　　 And the three of Gintoki looked at the lubricant in front of him and fell silent...

"Don't be kidding! Who is in that kind of business?!" Yin Shi stood on his legs ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ holding his small paws, and shouted angrily at Yue Yong's back with white eyes, "Take it back!" Take it back to me quickly and apologize to me! Apologize to me! Stinky woman!"

　　 "Don't make a noise! ​​It doesn't matter what kind of thing!" Fang Yi, who didn't know when he walked over, looked at the side of the road and reminded him, "There is a goal over there!"

　　 Hearing the sound, two cats and a gorilla turned their heads and looked over...

　　 Not far away, Ah Miao and Jiu Biewei talked and walked in the direction of Gintoki here.

　　 "...Yes, Yinsang seems to have not come back since then." Ah Miao said as he walked, "It seems that Jiang Chengsang and Guisang have also disappeared together."

　　 "If those guys are together, don't worry." Jiubiei replied.

"Hey! Here comes another Shimura!!" Yin Shishi's whole cat is not good, pointing to A Miao and looking at Kondo and Katsura, his face is full of black lines and said, "This is not good! Gorilla Shimura Godzilla Here comes it! Let's retreat for now!"

　　 "No, Miss A Miao, maybe you will realize it is us!"

　　 As soon as the voice fell, Kondo roared and rushed towards Miao, completely forgetting that he was still pulling two ropes...

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