May Be the Fake Gintama

"Hoho! Hohohoho! Oh! (Miss Ah Miao! It's me, it's me! I am Kondo!" Kondo raised his hands and screamed as he rushed towards Ah Miao, ignoring that he was caught behind him. Yin Shi and Gui, who were about to suffocate, were dragging by themselves.

And Ah Miao also noticed something, looking at the orangutan who was running towards him and the orangutan standing behind his feet, struggling to pull the rope, but still being dragged by the two cats sliding on the ground, one white and one black, clutching their hands. There was a surprised sound in his mouth.

　　 "Oh! What's that?! The cat is taking the gorilla for a walk! Idiotly cute~!"

　　 After listening, the whole cat of Yin Shi was stunned for an instant, and Kondo also stopped in front of Miao at the same time.

"Generally speaking, orangutans are smarter than cats, right?" A Miao gently put her hands together and stopped in front of her chest, and said in surprise, "It is usually the orangutans who take the cat for a walk, right? But this orangutan is so powerful! Idiot! Amazing! So cute idiot!"

　　 [White...cute as an idiot? 】Yin Shi thought a little speechlessly.

"Where did this silly boy come from? What an idiot is he?" As he said, A Miao stretched out his hand and gently stroked Kondo's head. "Did you escape from the idiot zoo? Yossi~ "

"Hoho...(Miss Amiao...that Miss Amiao she is touching my head! Kondo covered his face with a touch of tears, raised his head and cried out: "Hoho! (born as a gorilla!) that is really good!

　　 "No, you are not a gorilla..." Yin Shi was a little speechless.

　　 "Don't just be happy, please hurry up and ask for food." Fangyi reminded him.

　　 "Food doesn't matter anymore! As long as I have this memory, it will be enough for me to live my life!" Kondo clenched his fist and shouted vigorously.

　　 "It's too noisy!" Gin Shiro shouted angrily, "Anyway, go and beg me for food!"

　　 "Xiao Jiu, they look hungry," A Miao asked, who seemed to have found something, "Is there anything I can give them?"

"It's a pity, now..." As he said, Jiubei began to fumble on his body, and after two seconds he took out a boneless ham that was several times larger than Yinshi's current body. , Nothing else."

"Meow! (That! Yin Shi stretched out his front paws and yelled frantically, "Meow! (We don’t want anything except that! Give me! Give that to me! Why does this guy carry so much fast meat with him? Are you planning to attack Castlevania?

　　 "Really, only boneless ham." Ah Miao said, covering her mouth, and then looking at the cats and apes in front of her, "There is no way."

　　 "I'm sorry, I only have boneless ham right now." Jiubei said apologetically, "Next time I will bring something better."

"Meow! (Huh? Wait! I just said that! Gin Shiki continued to yell as he looked at Jiubei who was holding the boneless ham in his hand and turning his index finger like a basketball. "Meow! (Boneless ham is not used here, when do you plan to keep it for use?

　　 "Xiao Jiu, we should almost leave too," A Miao said with a smile and squinted while looking at Jiu Bingwei. "It's just to fix the TV, but I'm sorry to have you make a special trip."

　　 "No problem," Jiubei stopped his movements and raised the boneless ham in his hand with one hand. "Tap the TV with this boneless ham, and it will be done in one click."

　　 "Meow! (That can be done without boneless ham! Yin Shibai frantically complained.

　　 "I'm sorry," Ah Miao said apologetically when she looked down at Yin, "Boneless ham is a bit too salty for you, and it's not good for your health."

　　 "Meow! (It's okay! Don't care about such trivial things!

　　 "As a substitute," said Ah Miao took out a black lunch box from his cuff and placed it in front of Ginshi, "I tried to make this."

　　 After doing all this, Ah Miao turned around and left without stopping.

"This thing is harmful to the body but not beneficial!" Looking at the dark matter in the lunch box that is still exuding an unknown dark atmosphere, Yin Shi could not stop yelling frantically, "What a terrible situation! In the end, we just took a look at the ham, and only the dark matter was left, those women! After pulling a lot of dung, we went back! Bastard!"

　　Yinshi didn't notice that Jiu Bingwei stopped at this moment, and after talking to Ah Miao, he turned and walked slowly in his direction.

　　 "Shimura battle is to shit." Gui said from the side.

　　 "Hey! Give me the rope!" As he said, Yin Shi kicked and turned the gui, and began to stom on it forcefully, while stomping on it while cursing: "This guy is going to become a ham now! You bastard!"

　　 "Wait! Look!" Gui quickly pointed to the front and reminded.

　　 "Huh?" Yin Shi stopped his movements and turned his head to look over.

　　 I saw Jiubei who did not know when he came back again, now standing in front of the two cats.

　　 "I'm sorry," Jiu Bingwei said with a silent gesture, blushing slightly, and said quietly: "Keep secret from Miao."

　　 At this moment, the image of Jiubei suddenly became taller in Yinshi's heart, became selfless, and more understanding cats!

　　 Looking at the blushing Jiubei in the background bathed in pink and glittering special effects, Gin Shishi was moved incoherently.

　　 "Meow...meow! (Jiu...Jiubingweijun! Did you change your mind? Come and give us ham...

Before Gintoki's words were finished, Jiu Bingbei had already moved away, and saw that she showed a look of yearning and leaned forward, grabbed a handful of dark matter from the lunch box and put it into her arms, then turned around and walked briskly towards her. Walked with Ah Miao.

"...Is it just taking away some dark matter?!" After two seconds of froze, Yin Shi couldn't help but vomit: "Can you eat it? Can you eat that? How much do you like Ah Miao? That! child!"

　　 (By the way, at this time, on the other side, Jiang Cheng was still running madly on the streets of Edo. Behind him were a group of Baihua members who didn't know how to write the word quit.)

　　 "How could this be..." Kondo knelt on the ground, resting his hands on the ground, and cried out in disbelief: "After all these efforts, I didn't even get a single piece of food... This is the world of stray cats in Kabukicho..."

　　 "Just failed the hunt once, don't be so downhearted," Fangyi on the side faced the street side, and said, "put your tail up and look carefully at the front, you see..."

Two cats and a gorilla looked in the direction of Fangyi’s line of sight, and saw that on a wooden bench on the side of the road, a leader of the Squad S team wearing a Zhenseng team uniform was leaning on the bench and closing his eyes. repose.

　　 "Isn't that Sogo? You must be looking for me everywhere!" Kondo said moved, "I'm sorry, I worried you."

　　 Maybe it was because the eyes of two cats and one orangutan were too strong, Sougo opened his eyes, and from time to time, he looked in the direction of Yin Shi as if he didn't care, but at the same time.

　　 "Ah, he looks over here," Yin Shizuo reminded in a low voice, "Hey, look over here from time to time."

　　 Talking, Yin Shi suddenly noticed that Sougo's cheeks were a little red, but it was fleeting, and he was pleasantly surprised: "Ah! Blushing! What? Do you like cats? Does that kid like cats?"

　　 "No! I like orangutans! I must be looking for me who is unknown like an orangutan!" Kondo retorted.

　　 Kondo had just finished speaking, and Sou Wu sitting on the bench started to move. He reached into his arms and fumbled for a Zhensengumi sausage, and began to slowly peel the skin.

　　 "Ah! Isn't that sausage!" Yin Shizuo exclaimed.

　　 "Shinsengumi sausage! My favorite Shinsengumi sausage!" Kondo exclaimed.

　　 "No!" Gui retorted, "It's not your sausage! And my favorite Shinsengumi sausage!"

　　 This is, Sougo, who has peeled the outer skin of the sausage, shook some of Gintoki's sausages in his hand and gently shook them.

　　 "Asshole! Obviously he is a man of great ambition, what else?!" Kondo exclaimed angrily, "That's a sausage that only Zhensengumi can eat!"

　　 "Idiot! You are not a true selection group now! Just an orangutan orangutan!" Gui retorted.

　　 "I said, don't use your scientific name! Be careful, I really killed you!" Kondo shouted angrily.

But at this moment, Kondo and Katsura suddenly noticed that Gintoki on the side had already rushed to Sougo first, lying on the ground, turning his belly and beating to death, following the swaying sausage in Sougo’s hand, shaking his head and selling it. Moe.

　　 "You guy! What cuteness are you selling?!" Kondo shouted angrily.

　　 "The only one who can sell cute to that guy is me!" Gui shouted and rushed forward, tearing with Yin Shi.

　　 "Are you really a man of great ambition?!"

　　 Kondo of hindsight, UU reading www. uukanshu.com spit out a word and then rushed over, and a chaotic battle between two cats and one orangutan began.

　　 "Shut up! I am just Gui Gui Gui now!" Gui retorted loudly.

　　 "It's Katsura, then!" Kondo snorted angrily, "Let go! The sausage is mine!"

　　 Gui: "No! It's mine!"

　　 But at this moment, a sausage coat was thrown directly on Kondo's face. At this moment, the two cats and the gorilla stopped and looked at Sougo in front of him.

　　 I saw Sougo throwing the sausage without his coat into his mouth, chewing and looking at the wonderful combination in front of him, revealing a face of uncertainty.

　　 "Huh? What are you doing?"

　　In an instant, Gintoki's faces became expressionless.

With a click, Sougo took a picture of the two cats and apes in front of him, and then turned around and left without hurries.

　　 "Hey, what is hanging down that guy's crotch, can I call it a sausage?" Gin Shiki asked blankly.

　　 "What are you talking about? You can't be wrong! That's sausage!" Kondo yelled angrily, clenched his fist.

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