May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 At night in Kabukicho Park, Gintoki squatted on a small stone castle not far from the swing, looking at the bright moon in the sky, while Kondo and Katsura were sleeping on the ground.

"Ah, I'm so hungry that I can't sleep," Yin Shi sighed, muttering to himself rather distressedly: "How long will this life last? When will I return to the original state? Shinba Chi, Kagura, what are you doing?"

　　 "Hey, eat." Jiang Cheng jumped up with a shopping bag and placed the shopping bag next to Yin Shi.

"I thought I would never see you again, but you are so amazing that you can run out of that kind of cage." Yin Shig glanced at Jiang Cheng on the side, and then probed into the shopping bag and started to eat. Up.

　　 "Ah, don't worry about that. There is still a place in this world that can completely trap me, even if I am really trapped, just keep breaking the wall."

Jiang Cheng licked his paw and continued disapprovingly, "I have been thinking in the last few days, what is the reason why we became cats? Is it really just because the cats buried there want to punish us? It seems that maybe it should not be."

　　 "Did you find any clues?" Gin Shiki asked while eating.

"No, it's just a bit of a clue," Jiang Cheng shook his head, staring directly at the bright round moon in the sky, "I thought it was a punishment, a kind of punishment that we usually treat the wild cats on the side of the road. The punishment for begging to turn a blind eye and disregarding their lives, but it doesn't seem to be right now."

"Recently, every time I bring food to wild cats, it’s also because of this. But so many days have passed, it has no effect at all. So I think if we really are buried under the little grave If the cause of the cat becomes this body, then, what do they want us to do?"

　　 "Is it possible to regain adulthood by fulfilling their wishes?" Gin Shiki raised his head, thinking and replied, "Indeed, it seems that this is the most possible now, but the question is, what is their wish?"

　　 "I can already confirm this," Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Yin with a serious expression, "but my power alone can't do that kind of thing, so I need your help!"

　　 "Although asking "what kind of wish" at this time can make the topic continue according to the trend just now..." Gintoki replied with a disdainful face: "But I really doubt the possibility of your brain thinking. "

　　 "It can't be wrong," Jiang Cheng shook his head, looking far ahead, "Based on what I have seen and heard when I became a cat in the past few days, as well as the secret visits made today, I have already determined."

　　 "What exactly is that?" Gin Shiki asked casually.

"Yin Shi, you should have noticed it too?" Jiang Cheng continued with a serious look: "There is a huge gap in the number of male and female cats in the wild cats here. There may not be a female cat in one hundred male cats, so I thought Perhaps it’s for this reason that those cats who didn’t enjoy being able to get a shot until they died conveyed this lethal or virgin resentment to us, which caused us to become this kind of body.”

　　 "At this time, as usual, I will definitely complain, but I don't know why, but today I think it makes sense..." After that, Yin Shi sighed, "Perhaps because it really makes sense."

　　 "Let's go!" Jiang Cheng stared into Yin Shi's eyes earnestly.

　　 "What are you going to do?" Yin Shih's face was sad, and he replied a little impatiently.

"Of course, we are going to build a custom shop for cats in the world of stray cats!" Jiang Cheng replied with a serious face, "I have drawn up the plan. The first step is to start from today. All the female cats who are willing to do that kind of business gather and train them! The training is given to you, I believe you! Then, the second step is to set a suitable price to open! At the same time, in order to prevent malicious competition, establish The regulatory mechanism is like an organization like the Administration for Industry and Commerce in the human world. This kind of thing is left to the orangutan and the wig. In the third step, our body will automatically return to normal!"

　　 "Why do you give me the training of the cat game girl?!" Yin Shibai cried out, "It's best to leave it to you!"

"Silver, I can't. This kind of task is most suitable for you." Jiang Cheng shook his head. "When I went to such a place before, only you would pay attention to the various skills and skills of the wandering girls. Used to it. So if it is you, you can definitely train them to perfection."

　　 "Who pays attention to such subtle places!" Gin Shizuo cursed with his eyes open.

　　 "It's you," Jiang Cheng said of course, "every time I will discuss with us what that wandering girl is like and what she likes to use..."

　　咣!

　　 "Shut up!" Yin Shi stood on two legs, roaring with white eyes and gave Jiang Cheng a cat punch in the head.

"I'm just telling the truth," Jiang Cheng rubbed his head, retorted with an unhappy expression, "now I can't find any other possibilities besides this possibility. In order to be able to restore the original appearance, I also Just try various methods, right?"

　　 "Try it yourself!"

　　 "It is said that one person's power can't do this kind of thing!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Really, it's really a group of guys who don't want to give up," Fang Yi's voice came from behind them, and slowly came to squat down beside them, and then said: "Yin, Jiang, you guys It's no longer a human being."

After 　　 Yin Shih whispered, he glanced at Fang Yi on the side, "Aren't you just listening to my jokes, do you really believe it? It's such a silly thing."

　　 "Huh, why would you bother you if you don't believe it?" Fang Yi snorted slightly, disdainfully.

　　 "Huh?" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi turned their faces to look at Fang Yi at the same time, and let out a puzzled cry.

　　Fangyi went on to say to himself: "Really, I want to give you some advice as ancestors (seniors) who have walked the same way. I didn't expect you to be so slow."

　　 "You...could it be that..." Yin Shi's eyes widened unconsciously, and he looked at Fang Yi in disbelief.

　　 "Have you finally found out?"

　　 "No way...you!" Yin Shizie's eyes widened, and he continued with a frightened expression, "It's Doraemon..."

　　 "Wrong! Completely wrong!" Fang Yi frantically complained, "Why do Doraemon appear in the current trend of topics?!"

"Um... I wonder if the cat in the future will be a fairy in a sense..." Yin Shizuo explained to himself, and then glanced at Fang Yi's ear. "The ear will not be a mouse." Nothing if you bite?"

　　 (The ancestor (senior), the fairy, the pronunciation is the same.)

　　 "Who said that the ear was bitten by a mouse! Who said that there are four-dimensional pockets!"

"Yin Shi, you completely misunderstood what Fangyi said," Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed. "Yangichi meant that it had also wanted to build a shop that only belonged to wild cats in the world of wild cats, but failed. Up."

　　 "Your understanding is the most outrageous!" Fang Yi exclaimed, casting her eyes blank.

"Hey? If it's not Doraemon, what is that?" Yin Shi was puzzled, and then suddenly thought of something. He looked at Fang Yi with a surprised look, and continued incoherently: "Could it be that you are...Pa...Pa...Pa... …Pamiao?"

　　 "It's Parmen, right!" Fang Yi was madly complaining, "Why is it a subtle crossing again? No? Only the chimpanzee! The number 2 one!"

　　 (Little Superman Parmen: The same author as Doraemon, and his creation was earlier than Doraemon. In addition, Little Superman Parmen No. 2 is a chimpanzee.)

"Hey, it's a lie?" Yin Shi looked at Fang Yi with a sweat on his face, standing on both legs, holding his forehead in panic with his two front paws, stammering, "Then you...why... Why is Lord Frieza in a place like this?!"

　　 "It's only the head portrait!" While roaring, Fang Yi's forehead burst with veins and slammed heavily on Yin Shi's forehead.

　　 Bang! After the sound of, a big bag bulged on Yin Shi's forehead.

　　 "Don't understand? I used to be a human like you." Fang Yi once again looked at the night sky in the distance and spoke slowly.

　　 "...Hey? Hey——?!" After a little stunned, Gintoki stood up in shock and pointed at Yoshiichi in surprise, "So you are not Frieza-sama's final form?!"

　　 "Where should I be surprised?!" Fang Yi grumbled frantically with a blank look.

　　 Jiang Cheng snorted softly, and said softly: "Ah, I didn't expect to hear something amazing again, it's really amazing..."

"Wait a minute! You have been a cat boss here for many years, right?" Yin Shi suddenly thought of something~www.wuxiaspot.com~ He looked at Fangyi with sweat on his face, and his ears trembled unconsciously. , Several black lines appeared under the corner of his eyes, and then tentatively asked: "How many years...how many years have you been a cat?"

　　 Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng also reacted, his face was instantly given, and then the corner of his eyes twitched mechanically and slowly turned his head to look at Fang Yi.

　　 "...I became a cat thirteen years ago." Fangichi replied slowly.

　　In an instant, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi spouted a mouthful of blood and fell to the ground at the same time.

　　 "So I said it a long time ago, I can't change back to the original appearance," Fang Yi continued without hesitation, "Well, the weight of the curse I and you bear is different."

　　 "That means you can only use two paws when playing games in the future?" Jiang Chengsheng, who fell in a pool of blood, said irresistibly.

　　 "This is the only thing you care about?!" Yin Shibai spit out frantically, then sat up again and looked at Fangyi who was aside, "Have you given up and turned back into a human?"

　　 "That is my unavoidable sin, and I must bear it."

　　 Fangyi slowly began to speak: "I was not a normal guy before I became a cat, and it has not changed much from now. It is a hated existence that can only be solved by violence..."

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