May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 Jiang Cheng sat cross-legged in front of the TV, with his left hand on his lap and the palm of his right hand on his chin. Although his eyes were staring at the TV, his legs kept shaking up and down.

　　 [Ah, I lent him the toilet by accident...] Jiang Cheng thought a little irritably, then glanced at the neatly stacked long gowns on the side, [what to do? Try it secretly now while no one is watching? But... what if he finishes using the toilet at this time? Wouldn't it be embarrassing to see it out? 】

【Do not! No way! Jiang Cheng shook his head, [Not now! The speed of the ninja is very fast! Whether it's **** or doing other things, it must be the same! If he tried it on now, he was suddenly opened the door and walked out, the chance of discovery is more than ninety-nine percent! So no! patience! I must be patient! Just wait for him to finish pulling away! Come on! Jiang Cheng! you can! It's only a few minutes at most! If it is constipation, it will take up to half an hour! The possibility of more than half an hour is very small! It is impossible for ordinary people to have constipation to the degree that they can't come out for more than half an hour! 】

　　 Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng took his hands and nodded to himself, and the irritability on his body was also taken away.

　　 Then, an hour passed...

　　 [Are you still? ! 】Jiang Cheng thought madly, 【It’s been too long! Is it constipation? This is already confirmed! It is definitely constipation! But it's too long, right? One hour is too long! How big is it! Can't you get out? If you can't get out, forget it! This kind of thing can barely come! 】

　　【Huh...wait! 】Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, 【Wait, wait, wait! Isn't this...this is an opportunity? ! If the constipation still takes a long time, can I take advantage of this time to try on the clothes sewn by my sister Jiang Hua? 】

　　 Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng looked happy.

　　【Good job! Constipation is good! It doesn't matter if you pull it all night! Taking advantage of this period of time, you can try on it casually! 】

　　 Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng turned his head and glanced at the bathroom which was still lit, and then reached out his hand and carefully picked up the gown on the side.

　　 But just when Jiang Cheng was about to take off his clothes, something suddenly came to mind.

【Do not! No way! At this time, no one can be sure whether Poo Jun will directly squeeze out of that dirty door in the next moment! Because I can't stand the squeeze for an hour, the probability of getting out of that dirty door is nearly 90%! 】

　　 [No way! Not yet! Absolutely not! 】Jiang Cheng put down the gown in his hand again, clenched his fist and looked unbearable, 【Now Jun Jun wants to liberate himself and his mood is very strong! It's possible anytime...so you have to wait a little longer! soon! That's what it says! It will come out soon! 】

　　 Then, another hour later...

boom! !

　　【Poop Jun——! ! 】

　　 Jiang Cheng smashed his head on the table heavily, then raised his head, revealing his **** forehead, staring at his bloodshot eyes, panting heavily, and gritted his teeth in his heart.

　　【What the **** is going on with you? ! What do you think! Why not come out yet! Normally, no matter what kind of constipation has been resolved in two hours? Can't you think about it that way? Natural rolls are you? ! How stubborn are you! Is it normal? Just like smooth straight hair, it can come down smoothly! If it doesn't work, go to the barber shop and get it straight! ! 】

[Moreover...] Jiang Cheng clenched his fists once again, [The situation is getting worse and worse. After all, it has been two hours. It is possible to finish the straight ironing poo at any time. It is possible at any time. After wiping his ass, flushing the toilet, opening the door, and coming out of Quan Zang, what a mess! It's really bad! In this case, it is absolutely impossible to try it on easily! May be found at any time! 】

【……Do not! wait! 】Jiang Cheng suddenly held his hands and knocked, 【Wait a minute! correct! Flush! It takes at least ten seconds from the start to the end of the flush! Isn’t it all right to take off your clothes immediately when you hear the sound of water? ! Ten seconds may be a little short, but it is enough for taking off a piece of clothing! 】

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng once again picked up the long gown on the side, but when Jiang Cheng just took off his kimono outside and was about to change into the gown, he thought of something again, his pupils shrank instantly and stopped at the same time. The action in the hand.

　　【No! Totally wrong! It is true that I am not accustomed to fully automatic toilets, so I use ordinary toilets. It does take about ten seconds for each flush...but! What kind of person is Quanzang? Is it the type that starts wiping the **** after pressing the flush button or the type that comes out directly after pressing the flush button after wiping and lifting the pants? If it is the former, there may be a buffer time of ten seconds or even longer, but the latter...not good! It's really bad! 】

　　 Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng hammered his leg heavily, 【How can it be repaired! You should ask before he goes in! It's not easy to talk about this kind of thing now! Poo! Hurry up and tell me the answer! 】

　　 Just then, suddenly there was a flushing sound from the bathroom.

[Is it finally over...] Jiang Cheng finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, [Great, although it's been a long time, but Jun Jun finally figured it out, you have worked very hard, Jun Jun, although it may be a little procrastinating, But in the end it came out relying on my own efforts. I will remember you forever. I will do it... Then, just wait patiently for Quan Zang to leave. He didn't come out directly to show that he was flushing. The key is the type that wipes the keys, so... if it is the kind of cleanliness, it may take a little longer, and it will take about half a minute for the average person. Hey, calm down and wait patiently! Soon... Soon it will be done! 】

　　 So, another hour passed...

　　 [Is your habit of cleanliness a little too serious? All in possession! 】Jiang Cheng once again bitterly slammed his head on the low table in front of him, 【Why can I wipe it for an hour! It's too strong! Does your **** really matter? Don't you have hemorrhoids? ! Even if you wipe it with high-quality toilet paper for an hour, you can’t stand it? ! It will definitely bleed, right? No matter how luxuriant the **** is, you can't stand it! Forgive me... There is almost no time...]

　　 At this time, the sound of flushing came from the direction of the bathroom again.

　　 [Isn't it finished? ! 】Jiang Cheng held his head and thought madly, 【Even twice, how many things have you saved! How long hasn't it been since? A month? ! Forget it, it should come out this time! absolute! 】

　　 So, another hour passed...

　　 [Hey-don't be kidding, no one has done it three times in a row! 】Jiang Cheng stared at his big red eyes, panting for breath, 【Is it all right? It's alright! How long did you hold back before you remembered going to the bathroom? Doesn't my toilet matter? This situation will definitely be blocked, right? Get out of here! All in possession! ! 】

　　 While thinking, Jiang Cheng raised his eyes and glanced at the clock on the wall. The hour hand of the clock was almost at the twelve o'clock position, and the minute hand was staying at the fifty-five minute position.

　　 [The last five minutes are left! Hurry up! 】Jiang Cheng thought collapsed.

　　 At this moment, the toilet flushed again.

　　 [It will definitely come out this time, right? Surely it will? This is the third time! It will definitely come out, right? How can I say that three times is the limit, right? It's been four hours, right? Is it enough? ! Get out of here a little faster ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! 】

　　 So... two minutes later...

　　 [I can't bear it anymore! While thinking about it, Jiang Cheng angrily got up and went to the door of the bathroom, stretched out his hand and said directly that the door of the whole bathroom was pulled down.

　　 "You give me enough... hey?"

Before finishing talking, Jiang Cheng was stunned. He saw Quan Zang, who couldn't stop bleeding from a certain part, lay down on the ground with his **** pouted. Quan Zang's entire face was no longer bloody, and his body was still not stopping. Convulsions.

"I... I knew you would have noticed..." Quan Zang's voice was so small that he couldn't hear anything if he didn't get close to his lips, "I... no longer works. I don't even have the strength to press the flush button. Go down..."

　　 Jiangcheng only noticed that Quan Zang's hand was still struggling to reach the toilet flush button.

　　 "Hey! Hold on!" Jiang Cheng quickly helped Quan Zang up and shouted.

However, Quanzang has completely fainted from the pain of hemorrhoids due to excessive blood loss~www.wuxiaspot.com~ After glancing at the clock on the wall that was only a few seconds away from twelve o'clock, Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth. A touch of unbearable flashes across his face, then he lifted his foot and helped Quan Zang to open the door and walk out.

　　 Yueyong, who was walking toward her room in the corridor just after the patrol, was startled by Jiang Cheng, who was hurriedly walking towards her by Quan Zang, who was holding her buttocks and was still bleeding.

　　 "Hey, what's the situation?" Yue Yong asked Jiang Cheng who had just passed in front of him.

　　 "The ghost knows," Jiang Cheng replied without looking back, "It's probably because of hemorrhoids. I'll take him to the hospital."

　　 After a long silence, Yue Yong spoke slowly.

　　 "Next time... be careful."

　　……

　　 At 12:30 in the evening, Jiang Cheng sat on the bench outside the rescue of Oedo Hospital, looked down at the message sent by Jianghua on the communicator in the afternoon, and was silent.

　　 "Jiang Sung-chan, happy birthday~ Have you received your clothes? Remember to wear them today and send a photo to your sister~"

"Sister Jiang Hua, even if it was October 9th yesterday, it can't be considered my birthday..." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and sighed softly, then raised his head and sighed softly, "After all, it's Miss Conch mode. …So, it doesn’t matter if you don’t have a birthday, doesn’t it?"

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